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(Twitter)   A gym owner charged with assaulting an officer during the attack on the U.S. Capitol is the son of a deceased New Jersey State Trooper. Michelle Obama attended his dad's memorial... because his brother is in the Secret Service   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-01-23 6:37:45 PM  
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2021-01-23 6:42:20 PM  
Looks like a typical mook.
 
2021-01-23 6:43:15 PM  
So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.
 
2021-01-23 6:43:26 PM  
Some of those that work forces may also be the same that burn crosses.
 
2021-01-23 6:49:10 PM  
I hope he gets 26 years in the slammer.
 
2021-01-23 7:07:52 PM  
Ferris Bueller you're my hero
 
2021-01-23 7:08:47 PM  

eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.


I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.
 
2021-01-23 7:17:56 PM  

Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.


Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?
 
2021-01-23 7:49:50 PM  
One doesn't own a gym.
One rents space and tries to sell time share in a sweaty, leased area.
 
2021-01-23 8:10:53 PM  
This week on Soap...
 
2021-01-23 8:14:29 PM  

wxboy: This week on Soap...


Soap had better writing and a more coherent storyline
 
2021-01-23 8:30:27 PM  
The dog ate my homework
 
2021-01-23 8:55:44 PM  
The Terroristocrats!
 
2021-01-23 9:07:00 PM  
Fat gym owner and treasonous patriot. Quite a catch! Snap him up while you can ladies.
 
2021-01-23 9:47:42 PM  
One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.
 
2021-01-23 11:06:33 PM  
The aristocrats!
 
2021-01-23 11:07:57 PM  

Karma Chameleon: The aristocrats!


With Daddy issues!
 
2021-01-23 11:08:14 PM  
We found out who the crazy uncle of the family is.

/the aristocrats!
//*shakes tiny fist*
 
2021-01-23 11:08:18 PM  
Did he chew his finger off?
 
2021-01-23 11:08:36 PM  
So deep state.

Q is coming up Milhouse.
 
2021-01-23 11:09:23 PM  

eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?


Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy
 
2021-01-23 11:10:56 PM  
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2021-01-23 11:12:11 PM  
I thought they said "blue lives matter".
 
2021-01-23 11:12:15 PM  

Karma Chameleon: The aristocrats!


A nice ring to that name.  Perhaps it would be a good political party name.  The Aristocrat party.
 
2021-01-23 11:13:07 PM  

dwlah: The dog ate my homework


Hey, that's my line!
 
2021-01-23 11:16:01 PM  
This all just keeps getting better and better.
 
2021-01-23 11:18:05 PM  

J_Kushner: I thought they said "blue lives matter".


Republicans say a lot of things they don't mean.
 
2021-01-23 11:18:57 PM  
Between this and the fireman who bashed a cop with a fire extinguisher, this is all too on the nose.
 
2021-01-23 11:19:49 PM  
Yet again the stereotype image of the racist trump supporter holds true to form.   Picture is exactly what I expected.
 
2021-01-23 11:20:53 PM  
The only thing you need to be a personal trainer is an ability to count. To own a gym, you don't even need to know how to count.
 
2021-01-23 11:23:35 PM  

J_Kushner: I thought they said "blue lives matter".


Yes, but what they really meant is "I'm a racist but it's not cool to just come out and say it".
 
2021-01-23 11:23:46 PM  
Another fat white guy. What a shocker.
 
2021-01-23 11:25:18 PM  

BitwiseShift: Karma Chameleon: The aristocrats!

With Daddy issues!


That's the way Gilbert Gottfried tells it.
 
2021-01-23 11:27:08 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?

Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy


Beer frame!
 
2021-01-23 11:27:28 PM  

Begoggle: Another fat white guy. What a shocker.


Another fat white guy ... gym owner?
Can't imagine a successful visual for potential customers. Maybe didn't leave the office much during daylight?
 
2021-01-23 11:27:55 PM  

gameshowhost: Peter von Nostrand: eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?

Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy

Beer frame!


*i just realized that might be too regional and potentially obscure*
 
2021-01-23 11:28:12 PM  

dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.


This isn't a new phenomenon either. Back in the 20s and 30s, a lot of the blackshirts and brownshirt types were those hypermasculine gym rats.

Also, it seems like every white athlete that's vocal about their politics is a Trumper, especially MMA fighters. I know they can't all be cause of those taking a knee demonstrations, but I don't hear them speak up about it if they are liberal.
 
2021-01-23 11:29:37 PM  

dv-ous: One in every family.


We hope it's only 1.
 
2021-01-23 11:29:58 PM  

Lurk Who's Talking: Begoggle: Another fat white guy. What a shocker.

Another fat white guy ... gym owner?
Can't imagine a successful visual for potential customers. Maybe didn't leave the office much during daylight?


He probably made all his money selling steroids.
 
2021-01-23 11:31:33 PM  

I want that sauce Morty!: dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.

This isn't a new phenomenon either. Back in the 20s and 30s, a lot of the blackshirts and brownshirt types were those hypermasculine gym rats.

Also, it seems like every white athlete that's vocal about their politics is a Trumper, especially MMA fighters. I know they can't all be cause of those taking a knee demonstrations, but I don't hear them speak up about it if they are liberal.


Most smart people don't get into a business known for causing long term brain damage (not to say there haven't been or aren't any smart professional fighters).
 
2021-01-23 11:31:53 PM  

gameshowhost: gameshowhost: Peter von Nostrand: eurotrader: Biscuit Tin: eurotrader: So the insurrectionist clearly knew better and should be given the highest possible charges and given the longest possible prison sentence after conviction.

I don't disagree about the punishment. But that is not the face of a man who has ever "known better" about anything in his whole life.. If he owns a gym, it's because he got fired from every job he ever had, so his parents tried to set him up in business.

Any bets if he had a PBA courtesy card or badge on him when he was beating and trying to kill a police officer trying to do their job?

Professional bowling association? Those guy are crazy

Beer frame!

*i just realized that might be too regional and potentially obscure*


Isn't every frame a beer frame, though?
 
2021-01-23 11:34:14 PM  
Why are we not declaring these people to be enemy combatants and directly send them to Guantanamo Bay?
 
2021-01-23 11:34:59 PM  
/Oh wait, all these people actually are white.
 
2021-01-23 11:35:41 PM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: Why are we not declaring these people to be enemy combatants and directly send them to Guantanamo Bay?


Pfft! Have you even SEEN how white they are?
 
2021-01-23 11:35:56 PM  
Are they trying to connect the murderer to Michelle Obama?
 
2021-01-23 11:40:44 PM  

dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.


If nothing else, they're susceptible to it because
a) A teenage or 20-something meathead probably will get away with few to no symptoms
b) The gym being closed is the worst thing in the world to them
 
2021-01-23 11:41:41 PM  

shinji3i: I want that sauce Morty!: dv-ous: One in every family.

As somebody who was gym-attending before COVID, I feel like the truly dedicated meathead crowd is a lot more susceptible to the "covid's a hoax" type rhetoric because they really, really want to believe they are in complete control of their health, lives, destiny, etc.

This isn't a new phenomenon either. Back in the 20s and 30s, a lot of the blackshirts and brownshirt types were those hypermasculine gym rats.

Also, it seems like every white athlete that's vocal about their politics is a Trumper, especially MMA fighters. I know they can't all be cause of those taking a knee demonstrations, but I don't hear them speak up about it if they are liberal.

Most smart people don't get into a business known for causing long term brain damage (not to say there haven't been or aren't any smart professional fighters).


Aaron Rodgers isn't a Republican
 
2021-01-23 11:46:21 PM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: Why are we not declaring these people to be enemy combatants and directly send them to Guantanamo Bay?


Cuz they're white.
 
2021-01-23 11:46:52 PM  
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2021-01-23 11:48:47 PM  

puffy999: Some of those that work forces may also be the same that burn crosses.


That's catchy.
 
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