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(Deadspin)   I don't understand the problem. The market has spoken. Can he not just pick himself up by his bootstraps? (Link updated)   (deadspin.com) divider line
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2021-01-23 4:25:33 PM  
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2021-01-23 4:45:13 PM  
I'm guessing said friend had left that minor detail off the resume. Falsified application.
 
2021-01-23 4:49:10 PM  
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2021-01-23 4:51:27 PM  
You know who else still can't afford rent, crap loads of people your friend's god-king left to die while he played golf, and your friend helped that happen.  Fark his feelings (towards being entitled to be able to pay his rent).
 
2021-01-23 4:52:00 PM  
If these people can't find jobs then bring back the peace corps and send them overseas to experience some of the cultures they so ignorantly try to repress. Either that or let them rake the forest for foreign migrant worker wages.
 
2021-01-23 4:53:24 PM  
The Army needs shiat shovelers in Louisiana.
 
2021-01-23 4:54:14 PM  
He willingly laid in a sewer it's his own fault nobody can stand the smell. Choices have consequences.
 
2021-01-23 4:56:32 PM  
No one could have ever guessed that working for an asshole like Trump might result in adverse consequences.
 
2021-01-23 4:57:09 PM  
Amazing that a company wouldn't want to hire nazis
 
2021-01-23 4:59:08 PM  
The Capitol Coup zip tie guy is released R.o.R. and can go to work.

Can you imagine having to work in the same office as someone you saw on film attempting to murder members of Congress.
 
2021-01-23 5:00:07 PM  
Gee, what a shame.
 
2021-01-23 5:00:56 PM  

fragMasterFlash: If these people can't find jobs then bring back the peace corps and send them overseas to experience some of the cultures they so ignorantly try to repress. Either that or let them rake the forest for foreign migrant worker wages.


https://www.peacecorps.gov/about/agen​c​y-jobs/

They never left...

Though, if they worked in intelligence they're barred from working in the Peace Corps.
 
2021-01-23 5:02:32 PM  

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MarkFooterman: A very talented friend of mine, who interned w/ @GOPLeader, and at 20 was one of the highest ranked staffers in the Trump campaign, was just fired from his new job when client found out he worked for Trump. He now can't afford rent. Still think cancel culture isn't that serious?


It's not "cancel culture", sweetheart. It's capitalism and "at will" employment.
 
2021-01-23 5:10:21 PM  
Guy who uses a golfing pic as his AVI needs a caddy, right? You hire him.
 
2021-01-23 5:12:19 PM  
This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
 
2021-01-23 5:16:51 PM  
Hey, nobody forced him to work for Trump. Why's it everyone else's fault he decided that would be a good idea?
 
2021-01-23 5:26:27 PM  
Maybe your friend should have paid attention when people KEPT saying, "Everything that Trump touches, dies."

Your friend volunteered to work for a terrible human, and rose in the ranks, which tells others that he is willing to do terrible things. Some folks don't like that near them or their businesses. Actions have consequences. Maybe your friend needs to pay the f*ck attention better instead of concentrating on kissing touchis?
 
2021-01-23 5:29:55 PM  
Is he an at-will employee?
I guess when they pushed for as many states as possible to be at-will employment states, they meant for other people to be easily fired.
 
2021-01-23 5:32:39 PM  
I shat in the punch bowl and was asked to leave the party. This isn't fair.
 
2021-01-23 5:33:48 PM  
Consider his employer a "christian" bakery and his support of trump a gay cake.

Now applying the logic of republicans..... go fark yourself the market has spoken.
 
2021-01-23 5:34:30 PM  
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2021-01-23 5:34:40 PM  
I keep hearing that if we're underpaid or if the bosses are slowly poisoning us with Mercury that its our own fault for not quitting and finding a better job 15 minutes later.

Surely someone as talented and intelligent as this can find a great job in no time!

/lol
 
2021-01-23 5:37:23 PM  
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2021-01-23 5:41:08 PM  
You fark ONE goat....
 
2021-01-23 5:42:24 PM  
at 20 was one of the highest ranked staffers in the Trump campaign

How rank was he?  Maybe he just smelled terrible.

/his name is reek
 
2021-01-23 5:45:20 PM  
Do they never cease to whine? You can't try on fascism like it's a pair of jeans, take it off then say "no harm, no foul"
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2021-01-23 5:51:28 PM  
If a fast food worker can get fired for being a pornstar, then this Twitter guy's friend can be fired for whoring himself out to Trump.
 
2021-01-23 5:54:12 PM  
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2021-01-23 6:06:59 PM  

Astorix: Do they never cease to whine? You can't try on fascism like it's a pair of jeans, take it off then say "no harm, no foul"
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TMBG tried to warn motherf*ckers...

They Might Be Giants - "Your Racist Friend"
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2021-01-23 6:10:57 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: You fark ONE goat....


If it wasn't for that goat he wouldn't have spent that year in college.
 
2021-01-23 6:14:30 PM  
Everything trump touches dies. Should have kept your career away from him.
 
2021-01-23 6:14:47 PM  
I mean....you were around them all the time and did nothing. Maybe if you had leaked the sleazy shiat they were up to...
 
2021-01-23 6:16:12 PM  
His mother should have never had him, if she couldn't afford him!

I hear that Mar-a-lago needs busboys.

Possibly NSFW... unless Gorgor is you boss:
 
2021-01-23 6:16:25 PM  

bloobeary: Everything trump touches dies. Should have kept your career away from him.


Honestly? I think we will be thanking Donny for exposing the people who would sacrifice democracy for UNLIMITED POWER.
 
2021-01-23 6:42:39 PM  
This phrrase is usually trotted out to defend college rapists.

"life-altering, heartbreaking disappointment"
 
2021-01-23 7:07:28 PM  
Sure it's a sorry end to his tenure with the GOP, but think of all the libs he got to trigger along the way!
 
2021-01-23 7:10:56 PM  
News flash for Trumpers and anyone associated with them: you're not entitled to acceptance.
 
2021-01-23 7:11:15 PM  

Dahnkster: His mother should have never had him, if she couldn't afford him!

I hear that Mar-a-lago needs busboys.

Possibly NSFW... unless Gorgor is you boss:


Not even close to an actual Gorgor jpg.  His would have shown the caustic chemical burns that doing said act would cause.
 
2021-01-23 7:11:15 PM  
fark your feelings.
 
2021-01-23 7:12:02 PM  
A river, go cry one.
 
2021-01-23 7:12:13 PM  
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That's just a cold blooded assassination of his Twitter thread.
 
2021-01-23 7:13:05 PM  
Jay Sekulow, "The President's Lawyer," is always looking for conservatives being harmed by values.  I'm surprised the ACLJ hasn't swooped him up as the latest cause cé·lè·bre .
 
2021-01-23 7:13:06 PM  
Turns out your false God wasn't really as popular as you thought.

That's a rough lesson. Maybe learn it.
 
2021-01-23 7:13:36 PM  
You know who I don't feel sorry for?
 
2021-01-23 7:14:31 PM  
He doesn't have six months of rent and expenses saved up? That doesn't sound very fiscally responsible of him.
 
2021-01-23 7:14:49 PM  
You lie down with dogs, you get fleas.

Hey, I got an idea. How about your "friend" enjoys some of that "socialism" his Fuhrer railed against so much?
 
2021-01-23 7:15:01 PM  
If you supported Trump, it's clear that your business judgement and your ability to evaluate people is completely flawed, and as a business owner, it is my right to remove people who are so fundamentally and provably unable to do so.

And if you don't like it, maybe you shouldn't have killed unions you stupid fark.
 
2021-01-23 7:15:06 PM  
His name is Dawson Buchanan. I'm guessing there's family money to cry into.
 
2021-01-23 7:15:59 PM  
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2021-01-23 7:16:27 PM  

Dahnkster: His mother should have never had him, if she couldn't afford him!

I hear that Mar-a-lago needs busboys.

Possibly NSFW... unless Gorgor is you boss:


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