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(STLToday)   If you don't want to work that day, surely you have better options than calling in a fake bomb threat at the preschool   (stltoday.com) divider line
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2021-01-23 6:28:40 PM  
Great people to have around kids.
 
2021-01-23 7:21:16 PM  
I always go with explosive diarhea, waaaaaay less questions.
 
2021-01-23 7:24:41 PM  
What kind of business are you running that your employees think calling in a bomb threat is the only way they can get a day off?
 
2021-01-23 7:25:38 PM  
I have worked with preschoolers before. A bomb threat is not serious enough for them!
 
2021-01-23 7:28:10 PM  

RTOGUY: What kind of business are you running that your employees think calling in a bomb threat is the only way they can get a day off?


Clearly you have never worked with preschoolers before!

;-)
 
2021-01-23 7:38:18 PM  
What kind of gift is a baum for a baby?
 
2021-01-23 7:50:49 PM  
If you don't want to work that day, surely you have better options than calling in a fake bomb threat at the preschool

Yeah, but with the bomb threat plan I probably won't have to go to work tomorrow either.
 
2021-01-23 8:11:13 PM  
He's punching up on the crackhead scale
 
2021-01-23 8:18:16 PM  
Call in with the Covid.
 
2021-01-23 8:32:09 PM  
Would calling in a real bomb threat be more effective?

/Asking for a friend.
//I keed.
///Someone's at my door, BRB.
 
2021-01-23 8:44:03 PM  
Couldn't they just hire a homeless person to fark a dead animal out front?? That seems more practical...
 
2021-01-23 8:46:14 PM  

EBN-OZN: Would calling in a real bomb threat be more effective?

/Asking for a friend.
//I keed.
///Someone's at my door, BRB.


Back when I was in junior high in the early 90s it was not uncommon for kids wanting to have a period off to call in a bomb threat. Multiple times we were shuffled out to the parking lot to wait until the all clear (which was after the janitor did some poking around or something)
As far as I know just one kid was sent off to military school but no one went to pound me in the ass prison or juvie. Did they simply not care back then?
 
2021-01-23 8:51:06 PM  

Pinnacle Point: What kind of gift is a baum for a baby?


That's a dangerous animal!
 
2021-01-23 8:52:08 PM  

RTOGUY: What kind of business are you running that your employees think calling in a bomb threat is the only way they can get a day off?


my guess daycare centers are staffed by people willing to work for small money under miserable conditions.
 
2021-01-23 8:53:50 PM  

Fano: EBN-OZN: Would calling in a real bomb threat be more effective?

/Asking for a friend.
//I keed.
///Someone's at my door, BRB.

Back when I was in junior high in the early 90s it was not uncommon for kids wanting to have a period off to call in a bomb threat. Multiple times we were shuffled out to the parking lot to wait until the all clear (which was after the janitor did some poking around or something)
As far as I know just one kid was sent off to military school but no one went to pound me in the ass prison or juvie. Did they simply not care back then?


More importantly perhaps, why would they be sent to pound YOU in the ass prison?
 
2021-01-23 8:53:52 PM  

Salmon: I always go with explosive diarhea, waaaaaay less questions.


A bum threat.
 
2021-01-23 9:01:31 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Salmon: I always go with explosive diarhea, waaaaaay less questions.

A bum threat.


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2021-01-23 9:06:42 PM  

Fano: EBN-OZN: Would calling in a real bomb threat be more effective?

/Asking for a friend.
//I keed.
///Someone's at my door, BRB.

Back when I was in junior high in the early 90s it was not uncommon for kids wanting to have a period off to call in a bomb threat. Multiple times we were shuffled out to the parking lot to wait until the all clear (which was after the janitor did some poking around or something)
As far as I know just one kid was sent off to military school but no one went to pound me in the ass prison or juvie. Did they simply not care back then?


This happened once at my high school, mid-90s. A student had an obsession with my Chemistry teacher, and when she shut that down, he called in a bomb threat during the middle of an assembly in the auditorium. The cops came but I don't know what ever happened to the kid.
 
2021-01-23 9:16:02 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Couldn't they just hire a homeless person to fark a dead animal out front?? That seems more practical...


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2021-01-23 9:38:16 PM  

Mock26: RTOGUY: What kind of business are you running that your employees think calling in a bomb threat is the only way they can get a day off?

Clearly you have never worked with preschoolers before!

;-)


I like kids but there isn't any amount of money you could pay me that I wouldn't eventually punch a child if I had to work with them all day.
 
2021-01-23 9:51:19 PM  
I just tell them I want to bang on the drums all day.
 
2021-01-23 9:55:56 PM  
When I was in high school (early 70's) a girl a I knew had her drop out boyfriend call in a bomb threat so she could get out of class. Yeah they were caught after she bragged to her friends. I guess just skipping class wasn't an option for her. She got probation and he went to prison.
 
2021-01-23 10:00:38 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Fano: EBN-OZN: Would calling in a real bomb threat be more effective?

/Asking for a friend.
//I keed.
///Someone's at my door, BRB.

Back when I was in junior high in the early 90s it was not uncommon for kids wanting to have a period off to call in a bomb threat. Multiple times we were shuffled out to the parking lot to wait until the all clear (which was after the janitor did some poking around or something)
As far as I know just one kid was sent off to military school but no one went to pound me in the ass prison or juvie. Did they simply not care back then?

More importantly perhaps, why would they be sent to pound YOU in the ass prison?


The "IS" of "IS detention" is "in the sphincter."
 
2021-01-24 12:48:44 AM  

Salmon: I always go with explosive diarhea, waaaaaay less questions.


Fewer

/pet peave
 
2021-01-24 8:27:47 PM  
How did this ever seem like a good idea?
 
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