Ker_Thwap: I'm going to assume an Australian biscuit is full of venomous spiders and killed the critter.
Bruscar: I haven't seen a possum lately, but I had a raccoon in the house last night. I didn't think to give it a cookie. It was the middle of the night. I was tired and confused. So, I said "What the hell, raccoon? Why are you in the house?" Then, it ran out. I probably should have gotten up to see how it got in, but I was really tired.
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