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2021-01-23 11:51:57 AM  
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/have a biscuit, possum
 
2021-01-23 12:25:38 PM  
I'm going to assume an Australian biscuit is full of venomous spiders and killed the critter.
 
2021-01-23 3:32:08 PM  
Fair dinkum.
 
2021-01-23 3:50:08 PM  
Well they are waaaaay cuter than the possum we have here.
 
2021-01-23 4:03:14 PM  

Ker_Thwap: I'm going to assume an Australian biscuit is full of venomous spiders and killed the critter.


Rare case where you'd be wrong.  This is an Australian biscuit:

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2021-01-23 4:46:11 PM  
I guess those things can really flatten themselves out to get through cracks.
 
2021-01-23 4:54:44 PM  
Possums are marsupials, which are the dominant mammals in Australia.
 
2021-01-23 6:31:24 PM  
It was either give him a biscuit or be eaten.
 
2021-01-23 8:28:38 PM  
I haven't seen a possum lately, but I  had a raccoon in the house last night. I didn't think to give it a cookie. It was the middle of the night. I was tired and confused. So, I said "What the hell, raccoon? Why are you in the house?" Then, it ran out. I probably should have gotten up to see how it got in, but I was really tired.
 
2021-01-23 9:42:03 PM  
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2021-01-23 10:05:06 PM  

Bruscar: I haven't seen a possum lately, but I  had a raccoon in the house last night. I didn't think to give it a cookie. It was the middle of the night. I was tired and confused. So, I said "What the hell, raccoon? Why are you in the house?" Then, it ran out. I probably should have gotten up to see how it got in, but I was really tired.


My old dog had a burning need to murder raccoons and opossums.

The current ones just bark.

Useless, the pair of them.
 
2021-01-23 11:22:17 PM  
Phish | 12.04.09 | Possum | Madison Square Garden - New York, NY
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2021-01-24 1:43:34 AM  
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2021-01-24 7:04:31 PM  
I'll see your possum, and raise you an opossum.  Not quite as cute, and I didn't think to offer it treats...

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