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2021-01-23 2:12:33 AM  
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2021-01-23 6:51:05 AM  
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2021-01-23 7:11:52 AM  
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2021-01-23 7:12:07 AM  
The article he's using to support his wrong implication goes out of its way to note that this is a normal thing.
 
2021-01-23 7:57:31 AM  
"Newsmax legit thinks ..."

"OBJECTION! Facts not in evidence."
 
2021-01-23 8:24:33 AM  
This is one of the latest right wing talking points for some reason.

The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval. They are petty small people who deserve....well, I'll not list what they deserve, but it's a short sentence.
 
2021-01-23 8:30:07 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: I'll not list what they deserve, but it's a short sentence


I'm more inclined to long sentences for them.
 
2021-01-23 9:08:39 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval.


Elections have consequences. Which is what I've been saying a lot to the whiners on Twitter.
 
2021-01-23 9:22:50 AM  

Threp: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: I'll not list what they deserve, but it's a short sentence

I'm more inclined to long sentences for them.


My preferred sentence for them is short. About six feet.
 
2021-01-23 9:23:09 AM  

Man On A Mission: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval.

Elections have consequences. Which is what I've been saying a lot to the whiners on Twitter.


I fail to see why Newsmax hasn't been RICOed.
 
2021-01-23 9:48:44 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: This is one of the latest right wing talking points for some reason.

The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval. They are petty small people who deserve....well, I'll not list what they deserve, but it's a short sentence.


You're farking kidding me.

It's an office, not a museum gallery.
 
2021-01-23 9:49:50 AM  
Don't....read....the....comments......​...
 
2021-01-23 9:50:21 AM  
Were there some Kurds we forgot to let get steamrolled by Assad on our way out in 2019?
 
2021-01-23 9:51:24 AM  
Look Ma, the GOP thinks the election of a Dem President means we all forget their support of a lying insurrectionist.
 
2021-01-23 9:52:43 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval.


I bet he visits military cemeteries on Memorial Day and Veterans Day, though. Even there's a possibility the weather might mess up his hair.
 
2021-01-23 9:54:01 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: This is one of the latest right wing talking points for some reason.

The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval. They are petty small people who deserve....well, I'll not list what they deserve, but it's a short sentence.

You're farking kidding me.

It's an office, not a museum gallery.


These are the same idiots that think you can't be patriotic if you don't have a flag. Course these are also the same people that were okay about storming the capitol by people who didn't have a single American flag among them.
 
2021-01-23 9:54:22 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Don't....read....the....comments.....​.​...


Too late. "not even 36 hours and he's sending our children off to die." Because when a new president is sworn in all prior military plans are scrapped and new plans come down from the White House instantly.
 
2021-01-23 9:55:22 AM  
So now making war against Scary Mooselimbs is a bad thing?
 
2021-01-23 9:55:36 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: This is one of the latest right wing talking points for some reason.

The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval. They are petty small people who deserve....well, I'll not list what they deserve, but it's a short sentence.


Let those idiots hem and haw over nothing.

BUT, I swear to God, Milquetoast Middle America, if you get swayed by this bullshiat for the next election.........
 
2021-01-23 9:55:47 AM  
What are we reinforcing our Kurdish allies WHO WE FARKING ABANDONED to secure some oil under trumps orders.

That reminds of the time we surrendered to the Taliban in Afghanistan. Actually I think we surrendered twice to them.

Hey it's been 3 days since the president was  a national disgrace, so that's something.
 
2021-01-23 9:56:39 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: This is one of the latest right wing talking points for some reason.

The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval. They are petty small people who deserve....well, I'll not list what they deserve, but it's a short sentence.

You're farking kidding me.

It's an office, not a museum gallery.


My mother in law said "hurr hurr I'm surprised he didn't remove the American flag, hurr hurr"
 
2021-01-23 9:57:02 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Don't....read....the....comments.....​.​...


IDK, this exchange was worth it:

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2021-01-23 9:57:21 AM  
[FTFA]"Other local media report that such maneuvers are not unusual as the US often moves transfers equipment between Iraq and Syria."

Uh hunh...invading, eh? These people are freaking HIL-arious
 
2021-01-23 9:58:30 AM  

twistedsteel5252: What are we reinforcing our Kurdish allies WHO WE FARKING ABANDONED to secure some oil under trumps orders.

That reminds of the time we surrendered to the Taliban in Afghanistan. Actually I think we surrendered twice to them.

Hey it's been 3 days since the president was  a national disgrace, so that's something.


If you are consuming media that is telling you that our military is acting for humanitarian reasons, then might I suggest abandoning that media.  It is lying to you.
 
2021-01-23 9:58:50 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Gyrfalcon: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: This is one of the latest right wing talking points for some reason.

The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval. They are petty small people who deserve....well, I'll not list what they deserve, but it's a short sentence.

You're farking kidding me.

It's an office, not a museum gallery.

My mother in law said "hurr hurr I'm surprised he didn't remove the American flag, hurr hurr"


You mean like that one insurrectionist who tried to remove the US flag in the Capitol with a Trump flag?
 
2021-01-23 10:00:10 AM  

NeverDrunk23: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Gyrfalcon: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: This is one of the latest right wing talking points for some reason.

The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval. They are petty small people who deserve....well, I'll not list what they deserve, but it's a short sentence.

You're farking kidding me.

It's an office, not a museum gallery.

My mother in law said "hurr hurr I'm surprised he didn't remove the American flag, hurr hurr"

You mean like that one insurrectionist who tried to remove the US flag in the Capitol with a Trump flag?


Oh I know. Plus, Biden's son served in Iraq. I...just....these....people....make me absolutely enraged.
 
2021-01-23 10:02:29 AM  

hodgemann: twistedsteel5252: What are we reinforcing our Kurdish allies WHO WE FARKING ABANDONED to secure some oil under trumps orders.

That reminds of the time we surrendered to the Taliban in Afghanistan. Actually I think we surrendered twice to them.

Hey it's been 3 days since the president was  a national disgrace, so that's something.

If you are consuming media that is telling you that our military is acting for humanitarian reasons, then might I suggest abandoning that media.  It is lying to you.


It's so much fun watching you flop like a bass on a gaff.
 
2021-01-23 10:05:19 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: This is one of the latest right wing talking points for some reason.

The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval. They are petty small people who deserve....well, I'll not list what they deserve, but it's a short sentence.


I find it hilarious that conservatives are up in arms about Biden refusing to engage in virtue signaling.
 
2021-01-23 10:06:39 AM  
Bernie's otherwise occupied.

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2021-01-23 10:06:39 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: NeverDrunk23: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Gyrfalcon: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: This is one of the latest right wing talking points for some reason.

The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval. They are petty small people who deserve....well, I'll not list what they deserve, but it's a short sentence.

You're farking kidding me.

It's an office, not a museum gallery.

My mother in law said "hurr hurr I'm surprised he didn't remove the American flag, hurr hurr"

You mean like that one insurrectionist who tried to remove the US flag in the Capitol with a Trump flag?

Oh I know. Plus, Biden's son served in Iraq. I...just....these....people....make me absolutely enraged.


Oh no, I feel you.  We finally have a chance to improve things with adults in power, and those chucklef*cks will do what they can to screw with that chance.  And my fear is that middle America will stop and go "You know, maybe we should give the Right another chance this election."

Stupid people get in office because stupid people open the door for them.  Then those same stupid people complain how things suck that they helped cause.
 
2021-01-23 10:06:45 AM  

hodgemann: twistedsteel5252: What are we reinforcing our Kurdish allies WHO WE FARKING ABANDONED to secure some oil under trumps orders.

That reminds of the time we surrendered to the Taliban in Afghanistan. Actually I think we surrendered twice to them.

Hey it's been 3 days since the president was  a national disgrace, so that's something.

If you are consuming media that is telling you that our military is acting for humanitarian reasons, then might I suggest abandoning that media.  It is lying to you.


Oh man, we should truly drop everything and listen to the Tulsi voter guys. He's "right" when you look at it from the point of view of a Tulsi voter!
 
2021-01-23 10:07:31 AM  

hodgemann: twistedsteel5252: What are we reinforcing our Kurdish allies WHO WE FARKING ABANDONED to secure some oil under trumps orders.

That reminds of the time we surrendered to the Taliban in Afghanistan. Actually I think we surrendered twice to them.

Hey it's been 3 days since the president was  a national disgrace, so that's something.

If you are consuming media that is telling you that our military is acting for humanitarian reasons, then might I suggest abandoning that media.  It is lying to you.


You mean the military that's full of suckers and losers? That military? Or do you mean the Russian one?
 
2021-01-23 10:07:54 AM  

BeatrixK: Bernie's otherwise occupied.

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When thread tabs get crossed.

Oopsie.
 
2021-01-23 10:10:09 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: This is one of the latest right wing talking points for some reason.

The other thing they are pissed about is that Biden took the flags of the armed forces out of the Oval. They are petty small people who deserve....well, I'll not list what they deserve, but it's a short sentence.

You're farking kidding me.

It's an office, not a museum gallery.


For people who complain about supposed virtue signaling, they seem really upset when other people don't want to engage in their virtue signaling.

/And considering how many veterans were in the gang of traitors a couple of weeks ago, maybe we need a little less symbolic military worship for a few years.
 
2021-01-23 10:11:10 AM  

MinatoArisato013: hodgemann: twistedsteel5252: What are we reinforcing our Kurdish allies WHO WE FARKING ABANDONED to secure some oil under trumps orders.

That reminds of the time we surrendered to the Taliban in Afghanistan. Actually I think we surrendered twice to them.

Hey it's been 3 days since the president was  a national disgrace, so that's something.

If you are consuming media that is telling you that our military is acting for humanitarian reasons, then might I suggest abandoning that media.  It is lying to you.

Oh man, we should truly drop everything and listen to the Tulsi voter guys. He's "right" when you look at it from the point of view of a Tulsi voter!


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Tulsi's not going to sleep with you, no matter how much you randomly mention her in threads.
 
2021-01-23 10:11:36 AM  

BeatrixK: BeatrixK: Bernie's otherwise occupied.

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When thread tabs get crossed.

Oopsie.


It still worked.  No worries. :)
 
2021-01-23 10:12:36 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Oh I know. Plus, Biden's son served in Iraq.


See, being a warmonger runs in the family !
 
2021-01-23 10:13:02 AM  
Subby, you lost me after the second word.
 
2021-01-23 10:14:22 AM  

thanksagainandagain: hodgemann: twistedsteel5252: What are we reinforcing our Kurdish allies WHO WE FARKING ABANDONED to secure some oil under trumps orders.

That reminds of the time we surrendered to the Taliban in Afghanistan. Actually I think we surrendered twice to them.

Hey it's been 3 days since the president was  a national disgrace, so that's something.

If you are consuming media that is telling you that our military is acting for humanitarian reasons, then might I suggest abandoning that media.  It is lying to you.

You mean the military that's full of suckers and losers? That military? Or do you mean the Russian one?


Is your Canadian girlfriend made of straw, too?  Your inability to respond coherently to what I said has me wondering if yer smellin' burnt toast.
 
2021-01-23 10:15:51 AM  
If you're so anti-war why would you believe Newsmax of all places?
 
2021-01-23 10:16:40 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: If you're so anti-war why would you believe Newsmax of all places?


Newsmax wasn't my source, as I posted about this yesterday in another thread.
 
2021-01-23 10:21:34 AM  

hodgemann: thanksagainandagain: hodgemann: twistedsteel5252: What are we reinforcing our Kurdish allies WHO WE FARKING ABANDONED to secure some oil under trumps orders.

That reminds of the time we surrendered to the Taliban in Afghanistan. Actually I think we surrendered twice to them.

Hey it's been 3 days since the president was  a national disgrace, so that's something.

If you are consuming media that is telling you that our military is acting for humanitarian reasons, then might I suggest abandoning that media.  It is lying to you.

You mean the military that's full of suckers and losers? That military? Or do you mean the Russian one?

Is your Canadian girlfriend made of straw, too?  Your inability to respond coherently to what I said has me wondering if yer smellin' burnt toast.


That sounded clever in your head, did it? Whew lad.
 
2021-01-23 10:22:28 AM  

hodgemann: cameroncrazy1984: If you're so anti-war why would you believe Newsmax of all places?

Newsmax wasn't my source, as I posted about this yesterday in another thread.


It's the source of this thread. Why are you hear commenting on an article you just admit you didn't read?
 
2021-01-23 10:25:22 AM  
So many Farkers tripping over themselves to defend the militaristic machinations of empire.  It is not a pretty look and y'all on the wrong side of history.
 
2021-01-23 10:26:51 AM  

hodgemann: So many Farkers tripping over themselves to defend the militaristic machinations of empire.  It is not a pretty look and y'all on the wrong side of history.


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You're still here? It's over. Go home.
 
2021-01-23 10:33:03 AM  
not your country and you have no mandate to be there so ya invading is the correct term.
 
2021-01-23 10:33:44 AM  
Didn't take long to flip from "apologizer-in-chief will give into Chinese demands."
 
2021-01-23 10:35:12 AM  

hodgemann: So many Farkers tripping over themselves to defend the militaristic machinations of empire.  It is not a pretty look and y'all on the wrong side of history.


Don't worry, I'm sure that your visual "art" isn't nearly as shiatty as it looks.
 
2021-01-23 10:36:36 AM  

hodgemann: So many Farkers tripping over themselves to defend the militaristic machinations of empire.  It is not a pretty look and y'all on the wrong side of history.


bluewave69: not your country and you have no mandate to be there so ya invading is the correct term.


Have either of you had 1 opinion that didn't fall in line with China?
 
2021-01-23 10:36:47 AM  
"Militarist machinations of empire" Jesus Christ dude.
 
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