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2021-01-23 4:16:46 AM  
I really hope this punk gets the chair.
 
2021-01-23 5:03:39 AM  
A Wisconsin judge has modified the release conditions for Kyle Rittenhouse, the teen charged with killing two men amid protests in Kenosha last year, after prosecutors alleged he drank beers and was "serenaded" with the Proud Boys anthem at a bar while out on bail.

The Proud Boys have an anthem?

Clicking the link doesn't say what it is, either.
 
2021-01-23 6:10:02 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: I really hope this punk gets the chair.


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Sorry.
 
2021-01-23 6:52:42 AM  
He's not doing himself many favors with flashing the white power symbol.  The prosecution is probably loving it and his attorneys quietly screaming to themselves
 
2021-01-23 6:53:04 AM  
Not racist, but #1 with racists.

and inexplicably serenaded by them.
 
2021-01-23 6:57:10 AM  
Before people harshly judge this man, who here hasn't illegally drank beers while on parole for driving through multiple states to gun down black people when they were in high school?
 
2021-01-23 7:00:24 AM  

WithinReason: Before people harshly judge this man, who here hasn't illegally drank beers while on parole for driving through multiple states to gun down black people when they were in high school?


Didn't read the article, did you?  It was legal for him since his parent was there. Tacky and counterproductive, but legal.  Kind of makes you wonder why the prosecutors didn't let him hang himself some more.
 
2021-01-23 7:01:15 AM  

Snarfangel: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: I really hope this punk gets the chair.

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Sorry.


I didn't expect that.
 
2021-01-23 7:03:25 AM  

Alphax: A Wisconsin judge has modified the release conditions for Kyle Rittenhouse, the teen charged with killing two men amid protests in Kenosha last year, after prosecutors alleged he drank beers and was "serenaded" with the Proud Boys anthem at a bar while out on bail.

The Proud Boys have an anthem?

Clicking the link doesn't say what it is, either.


I started trying to figure it out and found that it's a song from Aladdin?  Written by a gay Jew?

I gave up after realizing that the more I tried to learn, the more confusing it because.
 
2021-01-23 7:03:37 AM  

Alphax: A Wisconsin judge has modified the release conditions for Kyle Rittenhouse, the teen charged with killing two men amid protests in Kenosha last year, after prosecutors alleged he drank beers and was "serenaded" with the Proud Boys anthem at a bar while out on bail.

The Proud Boys have an anthem?

Clicking the link doesn't say what it is, either.


I wish I was gay, so it would be more okay for me to say a bunch of racist men singing to a drunk minor in a bar is really, really, gay. Normally, there's not anything wrong with that.
 
2021-01-23 7:04:53 AM  

Alphax: A Wisconsin judge has modified the release conditions for Kyle Rittenhouse, the teen charged with killing two men amid protests in Kenosha last year, after prosecutors alleged he drank beers and was "serenaded" with the Proud Boys anthem at a bar while out on bail.

The Proud Boys have an anthem?

Clicking the link doesn't say what it is, either.


Link
 
2021-01-23 7:04:58 AM  
 
2021-01-23 7:05:03 AM  

TheYeti: Alphax: A Wisconsin judge has modified the release conditions for Kyle Rittenhouse, the teen charged with killing two men amid protests in Kenosha last year, after prosecutors alleged he drank beers and was "serenaded" with the Proud Boys anthem at a bar while out on bail.

The Proud Boys have an anthem?

Clicking the link doesn't say what it is, either.

I started trying to figure it out and found that it's a song from Aladdin?  Written by a gay Jew?

I gave up after realizing that the more I tried to learn, the more confusing it because.


It was cut, along with Aladdin's mom, who sings it, from the movie. It's a stage play deep cut. Completely bizarre.
 
2021-01-23 7:06:37 AM  

Aussie_As: Alphax: A Wisconsin judge has modified the release conditions for Kyle Rittenhouse, the teen charged with killing two men amid protests in Kenosha last year, after prosecutors alleged he drank beers and was "serenaded" with the Proud Boys anthem at a bar while out on bail.

The Proud Boys have an anthem?

Clicking the link doesn't say what it is, either.

Link


Is it a RickRoll if it's a realistic answer to the question?
 
2021-01-23 7:07:08 AM  

Notabunny: https://forward.com/culture/455515/do​-​the-proud-boys-know-their-anthem-was-w​ritten-by-a-gay-jew/


Aw now I feel bad for posting the rickrolling link. Or maybe not, I hate Aladdin.
 
2021-01-23 7:07:27 AM  
I am actually amazed that Donnie didn't grant him a full pardon.
 
2021-01-23 7:07:58 AM  
To quote a movie I saw once, "This douchebag kid should be skinned alive and paraded around until he can't bear the pain his own tears are causing him."

Wait, sorry, that's just my thoughts. My mistake.
 
2021-01-23 7:08:03 AM  

qorkfiend: Aussie_As: Alphax: A Wisconsin judge has modified the release conditions for Kyle Rittenhouse, the teen charged with killing two men amid protests in Kenosha last year, after prosecutors alleged he drank beers and was "serenaded" with the Proud Boys anthem at a bar while out on bail.

The Proud Boys have an anthem?

Clicking the link doesn't say what it is, either.

Link

Is it a RickRoll if it's a realistic answer to the question?


It's very late where I am, I was going for a cheap laugh but as usual on Fark this is backfiring badly, I'm off to bed!
 
2021-01-23 7:09:12 AM  

Aussie_As: qorkfiend: Aussie_As: Alphax: A Wisconsin judge has modified the release conditions for Kyle Rittenhouse, the teen charged with killing two men amid protests in Kenosha last year, after prosecutors alleged he drank beers and was "serenaded" with the Proud Boys anthem at a bar while out on bail.

The Proud Boys have an anthem?

Clicking the link doesn't say what it is, either.

Link

Is it a RickRoll if it's a realistic answer to the question?

It's very late where I am, I was going for a cheap laugh but as usual on Fark this is backfiring badly, I'm off to bed!


Oh, I definitely laughed, but then I was like "wait, it could actually be this song..."
 
2021-01-23 7:12:11 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: I am actually amazed that Donnie didn't grant him a full pardon.


He probably would have if somebody hadn't told him he couldn't pardon state crimes.
 
2021-01-23 7:13:55 AM  

Notabunny: https://forward.com/culture/455515/do​-​the-proud-boys-know-their-anthem-was-w​ritten-by-a-gay-jew/


I was not aware of that, but oddly, it doesn't make this particular act any more gay.
 
2021-01-23 7:14:20 AM  

Alphax: A Wisconsin judge has modified the release conditions for Kyle Rittenhouse, the teen charged with killing two men amid protests in Kenosha last year, after prosecutors alleged he drank beers and was "serenaded" with the Proud Boys anthem at a bar while out on bail.

The Proud Boys have an anthem?

Clicking the link doesn't say what it is, either.


Duh. It's the Horst Wessel Song.
 
2021-01-23 7:14:45 AM  
Two things stand out:


Rittenhouse's attorney has said in court papers that he is not and has never been a member of a white supremacist group. The attorney said Rittenhouse did not object to the new bond conditions.

By this wording he could be a white supremacist. Just not a previous or current member of a white supremacist group.

While in other parts of the country one must be 21 years old to legally drink alcohol, in Wisconsin people younger than that can drink if they are with a parent.

His mom was with him. Pathetic on so many levels; encouraging her kid to hang out with proud boys, having to go with your mom to a bar, being Rittenhouse, the proud boys, the bar that didn't kick them all out, the gofundme that paid his bail...
 
2021-01-23 7:17:05 AM  
I remember the time when I was 17, took a gun across state lines, killed a couple people, then had the balls to go to a bar while I was out on bail. Damn, it's good to be a white man in America.
 
2021-01-23 7:17:39 AM  

CheatCommando: Duh. It's the Horst Wessel Song.


How soon until Kid Rock or some bro' country douche poops out a new one for the dumbass who got herself killed at the capitol?
 
2021-01-23 7:21:05 AM  

pueblonative: WithinReason: Before people harshly judge this man, who here hasn't illegally drank beers while on parole for driving through multiple states to gun down black people when they were in high school?

Didn't read the article, did you?  It was legal for him since his parent was there. Tacky and counterproductive, but legal.  Kind of makes you wonder why the prosecutors didn't let him hang himself some more.


Why the fark is it legal? Isn't he on house arrest awaiting trial for murder? No alcohol, no bars, even if you're over 21, no?

What the fark.
 
2021-01-23 7:22:48 AM  

Discordulator: His mom was with him. Pathetic on so many levels; encouraging her kid to hang out with proud boys,


Being the mother of a right-wing murdering punk is the best thing that ever happened to her.

"Wendy Rittenhouse and her son's lawyer, John Pierce, attended a Waukesha County Republican event, and they were applauded by the crowd after being brought on stage by conservative commentator Michelle Malkin."
 
2021-01-23 7:22:49 AM  

leeksfromchichis: pueblonative: WithinReason: Before people harshly judge this man, who here hasn't illegally drank beers while on parole for driving through multiple states to gun down black people when they were in high school?

Didn't read the article, did you?  It was legal for him since his parent was there. Tacky and counterproductive, but legal.  Kind of makes you wonder why the prosecutors didn't let him hang himself some more.

Why the fark is it legal? Isn't he on house arrest awaiting trial for murder? No alcohol, no bars, even if you're over 21, no?

What the fark.


Sure, if those were conditions of his release previously
 
2021-01-23 7:23:13 AM  

kidgenius: He's not doing himself many favors with flashing the white power symbol.  The prosecution is probably loving it and his attorneys quietly screaming to themselves


It's like a pedophile currently awaiting trial for sexual molestation being seen and photographed with NAMBLA members at a playground.
 
2021-01-23 7:23:30 AM  

leeksfromchichis: pueblonative: WithinReason: Before people harshly judge this man, who here hasn't illegally drank beers while on parole for driving through multiple states to gun down black people when they were in high school?

Didn't read the article, did you?  It was legal for him since his parent was there. Tacky and counterproductive, but legal.  Kind of makes you wonder why the prosecutors didn't let him hang himself some more.

Why the fark is it legal? Isn't he on house arrest awaiting trial for murder? No alcohol, no bars, even if you're over 21, no?

What the fark.


It was legal based on his age, but it wasn't legal for him, hence the judge adjusting his terms.
 
2021-01-23 7:23:58 AM  

winterbraid: Not racist, but #1 with racists.

and inexplicably serenaded by them.


From what his former classmates said, he's racist as well.
 
2021-01-23 7:24:06 AM  

jaytkay: Discordulator: His mom was with him. Pathetic on so many levels; encouraging her kid to hang out with proud boys,

Being the mother of a right-wing murdering punk is the best thing that ever happened to her.

"Wendy Rittenhouse and her son's lawyer, John Pierce, attended a Waukesha County Republican event, and they were applauded by the crowd after being brought on stage by conservative commentator Michelle Malkin."


Malkin is still a thing?  Even with open White Power groups?
 
2021-01-23 7:26:24 AM  

leeksfromchichis: pueblonative: WithinReason: Before people harshly judge this man, who here hasn't illegally drank beers while on parole for driving through multiple states to gun down black people when they were in high school?

Didn't read the article, did you?  It was legal for him since his parent was there. Tacky and counterproductive, but legal.  Kind of makes you wonder why the prosecutors didn't let him hang himself some more.

Why the fark is it legal? Isn't he on house arrest awaiting trial for murder? No alcohol, no bars, even if you're over 21, no?

What the fark.


No he's out on bail.
 
2021-01-23 7:27:25 AM  

Alphax: jaytkay: Discordulator: His mom was with him. Pathetic on so many levels; encouraging her kid to hang out with proud boys,

Being the mother of a right-wing murdering punk is the best thing that ever happened to her.

"Wendy Rittenhouse and her son's lawyer, John Pierce, attended a Waukesha County Republican event, and they were applauded by the crowd after being brought on stage by conservative commentator Michelle Malkin."

Malkin is still a thing?  Even with open White Power groups?


She must be one of the "good ones".
 
2021-01-23 7:29:04 AM  

qorkfiend: leeksfromchichis: pueblonative: WithinReason: Before people harshly judge this man, who here hasn't illegally drank beers while on parole for driving through multiple states to gun down black people when they were in high school?

Didn't read the article, did you?  It was legal for him since his parent was there. Tacky and counterproductive, but legal.  Kind of makes you wonder why the prosecutors didn't let him hang himself some more.

Why the fark is it legal? Isn't he on house arrest awaiting trial for murder? No alcohol, no bars, even if you're over 21, no?

What the fark.

Sure, if those were conditions of his release previously


WHY THE fark AREN'T THEY?
 
2021-01-23 7:30:14 AM  

Soy Cowboy: Snarfangel: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: I really hope this punk gets the chair.

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Sorry.

I didn't expect that.


Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
 
2021-01-23 7:35:08 AM  

leeksfromchichis: qorkfiend: leeksfromchichis: pueblonative: WithinReason: Before people harshly judge this man, who here hasn't illegally drank beers while on parole for driving through multiple states to gun down black people when they were in high school?

Didn't read the article, did you?  It was legal for him since his parent was there. Tacky and counterproductive, but legal.  Kind of makes you wonder why the prosecutors didn't let him hang himself some more.

Why the fark is it legal? Isn't he on house arrest awaiting trial for murder? No alcohol, no bars, even if you're over 21, no?

What the fark.

Sure, if those were conditions of his release previously

WHY THE fark AREN'T THEY?


Ask the judge.
 
2021-01-23 7:37:06 AM  

Aussie_As: qorkfiend: Aussie_As: Alphax: A Wisconsin judge has modified the release conditions for Kyle Rittenhouse, the teen charged with killing two men amid protests in Kenosha last year, after prosecutors alleged he drank beers and was "serenaded" with the Proud Boys anthem at a bar while out on bail.

The Proud Boys have an anthem?

Clicking the link doesn't say what it is, either.

Link

Is it a RickRoll if it's a realistic answer to the question?

It's very late where I am, I was going for a cheap laugh but as usual on Fark this is backfiring badly, I'm off to bed!


I thought it was a bit funny, after I watched two ads.
 
2021-01-23 7:38:27 AM  

Alphax: jaytkay: Discordulator: His mom was with him. Pathetic on so many levels; encouraging her kid to hang out with proud boys,

Being the mother of a right-wing murdering punk is the best thing that ever happened to her.

"Wendy Rittenhouse and her son's lawyer, John Pierce, attended a Waukesha County Republican event, and they were applauded by the crowd after being brought on stage by conservative commentator Michelle Malkin."

Malkin is still a thing? Even with open White Power groups?


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2021-01-23 7:38:45 AM  

GoldSpider: Alphax: jaytkay: Discordulator: His mom was with him. Pathetic on so many levels; encouraging her kid to hang out with proud boys,

Being the mother of a right-wing murdering punk is the best thing that ever happened to her.

"Wendy Rittenhouse and her son's lawyer, John Pierce, attended a Waukesha County Republican event, and they were applauded by the crowd after being brought on stage by conservative commentator Michelle Malkin."

Malkin is still a thing?  Even with open White Power groups?

She must be one of the "good ones"useful idiots.

 
2021-01-23 7:40:16 AM  

Discordulator: Two things stand out:


Rittenhouse's attorney has said in court papers that he is not and has never been a member of a white supremacist group. The attorney said Rittenhouse did not object to the new bond conditions.

By this wording he could be a white supremacist. Just not a previous or current member of a white supremacist group.

While in other parts of the country one must be 21 years old to legally drink alcohol, in Wisconsin people younger than that can drink if they are with a parent.

His mom was with him. Pathetic on so many levels; encouraging her kid to hang out with proud boys, having to go with your mom to a bar, being Rittenhouse, the proud boys, the bar that didn't kick them all out, the gofundme that paid his bail...


To be fair, it is probably a very special bar for his mom, with her Kyle-poo being conceived in the men's room there on nickle beer night and all....  His biological father COULD have been there too - just neither he nor the mom knew it.
 
2021-01-23 7:42:27 AM  

Alphax: jaytkay: Discordulator: His mom was with him. Pathetic on so many levels; encouraging her kid to hang out with proud boys,

Being the mother of a right-wing murdering punk is the best thing that ever happened to her.

"Wendy Rittenhouse and her son's lawyer, John Pierce, attended a Waukesha County Republican event, and they were applauded by the crowd after being brought on stage by conservative commentator Michelle Malkin."

Malkin is still a thing?  Even with open White Power groups?


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-01-23 7:42:28 AM  

pueblonative: WithinReason: Before people harshly judge this man, who here hasn't illegally drank beers while on parole for driving through multiple states to gun down black people when they were in high school?

Didn't read the article, did you?  It was legal for him since his parent was there. Tacky and counterproductive, but legal.  Kind of makes you wonder why the prosecutors didn't let him hang himself some more.


Kinda glad I DNRTFA, i did not want to read about the Proud Boys singing Kyle thier pre man-on-man orgy theme song.
 
2021-01-23 7:44:03 AM  
Isn't the drinking age 21?? Wtf is he doing in actual bar - where everybody knows your name?? And knows you're 18, ffs
 
2021-01-23 7:44:53 AM  

RasIanI: Isn't the drinking age 21?? Wtf is he doing in actual bar - where everybody knows your name?? And knows you're 18, ffs


Getting permission from his Mom.
 
2021-01-23 7:47:28 AM  
Wait. Is this the guy whose mom drove him and his gun across state lines so he could murder two people in cold blood?
And he did, and now he's laughing it up?
Betty White.
 
2021-01-23 7:48:50 AM  

RasIanI: Isn't the drinking age 21?? Wtf is he doing in actual bar - where everybody knows your name?? And knows you're 18, ffs


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2021-01-23 7:52:38 AM  

WithinReason: Before people harshly judge this man, who here hasn't illegally drank drunk beers while on parole for driving through multiple states to gun down black people when they were in high school?


I had to fix that as it makes my eye twitchy.
 
2021-01-23 7:53:15 AM  

Mr Guy: Alphax: A Wisconsin judge has modified the release conditions for Kyle Rittenhouse, the teen charged with killing two men amid protests in Kenosha last year, after prosecutors alleged he drank beers and was "serenaded" with the Proud Boys anthem at a bar while out on bail.

The Proud Boys have an anthem?

Clicking the link doesn't say what it is, either.

I wish I was gay, so it would be more okay for me to say a bunch of racist men singing to a drunk minor in a bar is really, really, gay. Normally, there's not anything wrong with that.


I am an out kinky poly pan trans woman with pride flags on my house and in my flower garden, I'll handle this.

Ehem...

A bunch of racist men singing showtunes to a drunk young man in a bar is really, really gay
 
2021-01-23 7:54:23 AM  

TheYeti: Alphax: A Wisconsin judge has modified the release conditions for Kyle Rittenhouse, the teen charged with killing two men amid protests in Kenosha last year, after prosecutors alleged he drank beers and was "serenaded" with the Proud Boys anthem at a bar while out on bail.

The Proud Boys have an anthem?

Clicking the link doesn't say what it is, either.

I started trying to figure it out and found that it's a song from Aladdin?  Written by a gay Jew?

I gave up after realizing that the more I tried to learn, the more confusing it because.


It's Raining Men
Youtube i4epXLxPrk4
 
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