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(Law and Crime)   Capitol terrorist Jeffrey Patrick Sabol, with his "highly-pedigreed, upper-crust background", is cruelly denied access to chocolate and cuckoo clocks   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
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2021-01-23 4:49:34 AM  
He needs his safe place with socialized medicine
 
2021-01-23 4:51:28 AM  
Is it me or white supremacists should be hunted down and treated by society like such trash that just showing up anywhere with a nazi symbol or a confederate flag should get you a beatdown?

Being a white supremacist/southern insurrectionists were heroes types should be like saying you love to rape children in public. You should be afraid to say/get out of the house with your racist bullshiat.
 
2021-01-23 4:53:05 AM  
When you're such a MAGA Coward that you'll even abandon your wife & kids because you tried to hijack America..........
 
2021-01-23 4:55:00 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: When you're such a MAGA Coward that you'll even abandon your wife & kids because you tried to hijack America..........


...and then try to claim your "strong family ties" mean you're not a flight risk...
 
2021-01-23 4:55:53 AM  

lolmao500: Being a white supremacist/southern insurrectionists were heroes types should be like saying you love to rape children in public. You should be afraid to say/get out of the house with your racist bullshiat.


For a while in the 70's, that was possible. Racists weren't as open about their bigotry in public like they were in the 60's. Society in general kept these pigs under the rocks where they belonged.

And then, Reagan happened and it's been a bigot-palooza ever since.
 
2021-01-23 5:01:32 AM  

lolmao500: Is it me or white supremacists should be hunted down and treated by society like such trash that just showing up anywhere with a nazi symbol or a confederate flag should get you a beatdown?

Being a white supremacist/southern insurrectionists were heroes types should be like saying you love to rape children in public. You should be afraid to say/get out of the house with your racist bullshiat.


Who would say that they love to rape children in public? That's nonsense. They'd say they love to rape children in Private. Most people who rape a child in public are usually prevented from being allowed to progress to raping multiple children in public. That's why exhibitionist pedophiles have a short ride span.
 
2021-01-23 5:01:51 AM  
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2021-01-23 5:02:41 AM  

jook: lolmao500: Is it me or white supremacists should be hunted down and treated by society like such trash that just showing up anywhere with a nazi symbol or a confederate flag should get you a beatdown?

Being a white supremacist/southern insurrectionists were heroes types should be like saying you love to rape children in public. You should be afraid to say/get out of the house with your racist bullshiat.

Who would say that they love to rape children in public? That's nonsense. They'd say they love to rape children in Private. Most people who rape a child in public are usually prevented from being allowed to progress to raping multiple children in public. That's why exhibitionist pedophiles have a short ride span.


err...short LIFE span.

/Preview is a friend I seldom visit
 
2021-01-23 5:05:32 AM  
"Party of Responsibility folks! Law and Order! Whooooo! Blue Lives Matter!"

You know, up until it's time to do anything more than just shout or type slogans, then it's f*ck that sh*t. Responsibility is for suckers, laws don't apply to me, and f*ck da police!
 
2021-01-23 5:06:45 AM  
He was so oppressed!
 
2021-01-23 5:11:29 AM  
It's nice seeing a wealthy white person being treated like a regular person for once.
 
2021-01-23 5:17:03 AM  
I would say this Sobol fellow is in for a tectonic shift in his quality of life.  A subluxation, if you will.
 
2021-01-23 5:17:40 AM  
SUBDUCTION

fark.
 
2021-01-23 5:20:16 AM  
"Attempted suicide."

If at first you don't succeed....
 
2021-01-23 5:20:48 AM  
Upper class terrorists of the year?
 
2021-01-23 5:24:12 AM  
We're under lockdown again here in Switzerland until March. Border patrol at the airport has been turning people back at the airport for awhile now unless the person has a specific reason for being here - work, family, medical appointment, etc.  Stating "fleeing prosecution" probably won't get you into the country.
 
2021-01-23 5:30:50 AM  

jook: That's why exhibitionist pedophiles have a short ride span.

err...short LIFE span.

/Preview is a friend I seldom visit


Yeah, um, phrasing.
 
2021-01-23 5:35:01 AM  
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2021-01-23 5:36:41 AM  

comrade: We're under lockdown again here in Switzerland until March. Border patrol at the airport has been turning people back at the airport for awhile now unless the person has a specific reason for being here - work, family, medical appointment, etc.  Stating "fleeing prosecution" probably won't get you into the country.


He'd probably claim political asylum because his meanie home country want to treat him like a criminal.
 
2021-01-23 5:56:38 AM  
A rich geophysicist? That's suspicious all by itself.
 
2021-01-23 6:07:16 AM  

pup.socket: A rich geophysicist? That's suspicious all by itself.


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Randy Marsh did okay. He was able to buy a farm.
 
2021-01-23 6:09:58 AM  

pup.socket: A rich geophysicist? That's suspicious all by itself.


What a guy with a PhD in geology fighting cops might look like....

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2021-01-23 6:10:50 AM  

leeksfromchichis: pup.socket: A rich geophysicist? That's suspicious all by itself.

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Randy Marsh did okay. He was able to buy a farm.


Aah dammit, previewed then got up to feed dogs then came back to hit post! Shakes dog paw!
 
2021-01-23 6:10:51 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: lolmao500: Being a white supremacist/southern insurrectionists were heroes types should be like saying you love to rape children in public. You should be afraid to say/get out of the house with your racist bullshiat.

For a while in the 70's, that was possible. Racists weren't as open about their bigotry in public like they were in the 60's. Society in general kept these pigs under the rocks where they belonged.

And then, Reagan happened and it's been a bigot-palooza ever since.


ugh and then #tRumpacabra** happened, which turned it into bigot-double-palooza.

/common clay of the new west, my sweet ass.
 
2021-01-23 6:11:02 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: When you're such a MAGA Coward that you'll even abandon your wife & kids because you tried to hijack America..........


Divorced father of three.

I see the ex could not be reached for comment.
 
2021-01-23 6:26:44 AM  
To Switzerland?   It is one of the more conservative countries in Western Europe, but it's still Europe.  Not sure he'd like it there.
 
2021-01-23 6:27:22 AM  
But he was assured that he would, in fact, be greeted as a liberator
 
2021-01-23 6:35:27 AM  

Notabunny: But he was assured that he would, in fact, be greeted as a liberator


Well, arming his firing squad with 88s is conceivably doable, (and would save in funeral expenses) but having him strafed by FWs is just not cost-effective
 
2021-01-23 6:39:31 AM  

pup.socket: A rich geophysicist? That's suspicious all by itself.


Maybe he works for an oil company or some other industry that needs to dig big holes
 
2021-01-23 6:40:28 AM  

Invalid Litter Dept: SUBDUCTION

fark.


You rang?...
 
2021-01-23 6:43:06 AM  

lolmao500: Is it me or white supremacists should be hunted down and treated by society like such trash that just showing up anywhere with a nazi symbol or a confederate flag should get you a beatdown?

Being a white supremacist/southern insurrectionists were heroes types should be like saying you love to rape children in public. You should be afraid to say/get out of the house with your racist bullshiat.


The right isn't the only side being brainwashed.  The "liberal" media has spent decades telling the average person that the best think to do is surrender because the Right will get tired of winning.

Now run another story about their f*cking feelings, NPR.
 
2021-01-23 7:00:12 AM  

FarkaDark: He needs his safe place with socialized medicine


Point of order.  While Switzerland has FAR superior universal healthcare, it is privately run.  And still (slightly) cheaper than the US system.
 
2021-01-23 7:00:41 AM  
Enjoy prison and use that time to work on being less of a shiat person.
 
2021-01-23 7:09:50 AM  
Those are the actions of an innocent man.
 
2021-01-23 7:12:42 AM  
If he succeeded he would have been the third suicide linked to this that I've seen posted on Fark. Cultists are not healthy people.
 
2021-01-23 7:13:48 AM  
I love that his lawyers argued he was in no way a flight risk just weeks after he tried to run away to Switzerland via a last second plane ticket.
 
2021-01-23 7:14:46 AM  

G. Tarrant: I love that his lawyers argued he was in no way a flight risk just weeks after he tried to run away to Switzerland via a last second plane ticket.


And that he's a dedicated family man despite a) trying to run to Switzerland without his family and b) being arrested in New York when his family lives in Colorado
 
2021-01-23 7:19:10 AM  
and the judge still allows him to post bail and go home.   sounds about white.
 
2021-01-23 7:21:46 AM  

DarnoKonrad: and the judge still allows him to post bail and go home.   sounds about white.


The second sentence:

"Describing the case as "very disturbing," a federal magistrate denied bail to Jeffrey Patrick Sabol,"
 
2021-01-23 7:30:12 AM  

sleze: FarkaDark: He needs his safe place with socialized medicine

Point of order.  While Switzerland has FAR superior universal healthcare, it is privately run.  And still (slightly) cheaper than the US system.


I guarantee he just read the bit about "everyone has a gun" and bought the ticket.
 
2021-01-23 7:30:24 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: If he succeeded he would have been the third suicide linked to this that I've seen posted on Fark. Cultists are not healthy people.


Have there been two insurrectionist suicides?
Or are you counting the cop?
 
2021-01-23 7:40:52 AM  
Loser couldn't even off himself? Trumpers are all losers and fail at everything.
 
2021-01-23 7:46:34 AM  
"Describing the case as "very disturbing," a federal magistrate denied bail to Jeffrey Patrick Sabol, a 51-year-old divorced geophysicist with three children."

Aww, too late.
 
2021-01-23 7:50:33 AM  
"You're treating my client like a poor person."
 
2021-01-23 7:50:38 AM  

sleze: FarkaDark: He needs his safe place with socialized medicine

Point of order.  While Switzerland has FAR superior universal healthcare, it is privately run.  And still (slightly) cheaper than the US system.


Yea, looks like it's effectively a public option + individual mandate, like the original Obamacare if America only had one state.
 
2021-01-23 7:55:51 AM  

DarnoKonrad: and the judge still allows him to post bail and go home.   sounds about white.

"U.S. Magistrate Judge Andrew E. Krause called the allegations against Sabol "deeply troubling," ultimately denying him bail following an hourlong hearing."


So uh, yeah.
 
2021-01-23 7:56:17 AM  
I sort of get why Bubba living in a rented double wide, whose only asset in a 98 Silverado on it last legs, whose only family is a sister and brother in law who won't talk to him, join the cult. Sense of belonging, not much to lose.

But this guy has a good career, a family, he's looking ahead to a comfortable retirement. And now he's going to spend most of his retirement on attorneys, and likely die in prison.

For a compulsive liar/narcissist.

Why?!?
 
2021-01-23 8:05:30 AM  
Of course the third thing Switzerland is known for is Dignitas.
 
2021-01-23 8:08:43 AM  
The Swiss have a little respect for people who kill those protecting the government.  They also have dress standards for their guards.

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2021-01-23 8:09:40 AM  

DarnoKonrad: and the judge still allows him to post bail and go home.   sounds about white.


well, stealing a laptop from the office of the speaker of the house does allow your mommy to take you home.  so yeah.
 
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