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(The Hill)   "I can confirm for you here: the president has not spent a moment thinking about the color scheme of Air Force One"   (thehill.com) divider line
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2021-01-22 9:20:03 PM  
She's good. Makes me happy.


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2021-01-22 9:35:18 PM  
I can't tell you how happy I am to learn that Biden hasn't wasted a moment on this.  I've no doubt he's been spending his "executive time" doing far more important things, like doodling out new logos for the Space Force.

Space Force!
 
2021-01-22 9:39:23 PM  
Biden uses the teleportation technology that frightened Trump.
 
2021-01-22 9:45:42 PM  
"White House press secretary ... told reporters during Friday's White House press briefing"

This was my favorite part of TFA. Normal shiat happens again.
 
2021-01-22 10:01:17 PM  
Jen rules I love her
 
2021-01-22 10:04:13 PM  
On the other hand it would only take him five seconds to tell someone "Yeah, throw that awful Trump paint job away and paint it the classic AF1 way".
 
2021-01-22 10:19:59 PM  

styckx: Jen rules I love her


I love the whole new administration.
 
2021-01-22 10:39:47 PM  
She is crazy good.

And amazingly doesn't look like freakish one eyed monster or a plastic doll.
 
2021-01-22 10:50:59 PM  
It's so nice to have a WH Press Secretary who isn't constantly auditioning for OAN or Fox News.
 
2021-01-23 1:44:34 AM  
Airforce one-gate will be the end of the Biden Administration.

Just wait til the secret tapes come out showing Biden yelling about fuchsia.
 
2021-01-23 1:55:14 AM  

blastoh: Airforce one-gate will be the end of the Biden Administration.

Just wait til the secret tapes come out showing Biden yelling about fuchsia.


"Tan. Like the suit. You know which one."
 
2021-01-23 2:40:59 AM  
As Obama said the only decisions the President is supposed to make are the hard ones. Any easy one should be taken care of by someone much lower on the food chain.
 
2021-01-23 3:03:43 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Biden uses the teleportation technology that frightened Trump.


Here's the deal: It rips you apart into component nanopieces then stitches you back together again, so are you really the same person on the other side, or just an imposter who thinks they're the same person while the original you languishes forever in an endless purgatory?
 
2021-01-23 3:21:54 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Purple_Urkle: Biden uses the teleportation technology that frightened Trump.

Here's the deal: It rips you apart into component nanopieces then stitches you back together again, so are you really the same person on the other side, or just an imposter who thinks they're the same person while the original you languishes forever in an endless purgatory?


You're the same person in the same way that Trigger has been using the same broom for twenty years.
 
2021-01-23 4:12:24 AM  
For the 100th time, why are newsmax, fox news and oan, you know, pro sedition, pro civil war, pro fascism and pro terrorism organisations allowed in the press room again?
 
2021-01-23 4:13:41 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Purple_Urkle: Biden uses the teleportation technology that frightened Trump.

Here's the deal: It rips you apart into component nanopieces then stitches you back together again, so are you really the same person on the other side, or just an imposter who thinks they're the same person while the original you languishes forever in an endless purgatory?


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2021-01-23 4:28:38 AM  

lolmao500: For the 100th time, why are newsmax, fox news and oan, you know, pro sedition, pro civil war, pro fascism and pro terrorism organisations allowed in the press room again?


As delicious as it would taste to let them feel the impotent rage of being openly declared "the enemy of the people" by the entire administration for four long years, that's not how Biden rolls. He has real shiat to focus on, and a pretty thick skin. He's not going to lose sleep because some assholes want to print mean things about him.

I'm hoping Dominion sues them into non-existence, while Biden just grins without ever saying a word.
 
2021-01-23 4:30:37 AM  
"What are his thoughts on windmill cancer?"
 
2021-01-23 4:35:51 AM  

Demetrius: She's good. Makes me happy.


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2021-01-23 4:39:21 AM  

EvilEgg: As Obama said the only decisions the President is supposed to make are the hard ones. Any easy one should be taken care of by someone much lower on the food chain.


They probably gave Trump an easy one to make him feel useful. And they still had to dumb it down.
 
2021-01-23 4:40:23 AM  

nytmare: EvilEgg: As Obama said the only decisions the President is supposed to make are the hard ones. Any easy one should be taken care of by someone much lower on the food chain.

They probably gave Trump an easy one to make him feel useful. And they still had to dumb it down.


Daily.
 
2021-01-23 4:44:41 AM  
She's wonderful and professional and sharp and has command of the facts, and exudes honesty. It's just so nice to not feel deep pangs of embarrassment every time a member of our country's leadership opens their pie hole, or feel like they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes or grift everyone.


/Also who doesn't like a lovely freckled redhead
 
2021-01-23 4:47:57 AM  

nytmare: EvilEgg: As Obama said the only decisions the President is supposed to make are the hard ones. Any easy one should be taken care of by someone much lower on the food chain.

They probably gave Trump an easy one to make him feel useful. And they still had to dumb it down.


Big pictures snd small words.
 
2021-01-23 4:48:54 AM  

Alphax: nytmare: EvilEgg: As Obama said the only decisions the President is supposed to make are the hard ones. Any easy one should be taken care of by someone much lower on the food chain.

They probably gave Trump an easy one to make him feel useful. And they still had to dumb it down.

Daily.


I imagine it went something like this.

Here Mr President is some blank paper.  Practice signing your name at the bottom.  Here's your favorite sharpie...

No Mr President, the bottom.  Here on this line.. keep practicing.
 
2021-01-23 4:50:10 AM  

Gawdzila: She's wonderful and professional and sharp and has command of the facts, and exudes honesty. It's just so nice to not feel deep pangs of embarrassment every time a member of our country's leadership opens their pie hole, or feel like they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes or grift everyone.


/Also who doesn't like a lovely freckled redhead


But my soul
 
2021-01-23 4:51:06 AM  

Gawdzila: She's wonderful and professional and sharp and has command of the facts, and exudes honesty. It's just so nice to not feel deep pangs of embarrassment every time a member of our country's leadership opens their pie hole, or feel like they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes or grift everyone.


/Also who doesn't like a lovely freckled redhead


I already saw a meme saying the right has hotter women that used side by side pictures of her and Kayleigh. Looks shouldn't matter anyway, but it's funny they didn't use a picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders for their side.
 
2021-01-23 4:51:13 AM  

gilatrout: Gawdzila: She's wonderful and professional and sharp and has command of the facts, and exudes honesty. It's just so nice to not feel deep pangs of embarrassment every time a member of our country's leadership opens their pie hole, or feel like they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes or grift everyone.


/Also who doesn't like a lovely freckled redhead

But my soul


You weren't using it anyway.
 
2021-01-23 4:54:32 AM  

nytmare: EvilEgg: As Obama said the only decisions the President is supposed to make are the hard ones. Any easy one should be taken care of by someone much lower on the food chain.

They probably gave Trump an easy one to make him feel useful. And they still had to dumb it down.


They didn't give this to Trump. This is just the shiat he cares about.
 
2021-01-23 4:55:21 AM  

lolmao500: For the 100th time, why are newsmax, fox news and oan, you know, pro sedition, pro civil war, pro fascism and pro terrorism organisations allowed in the press room again?


.They and their audience have a very well developed persecution complex.  It feeds and drives them.  It's what ultimately led to them throwing their ultimate tantrum 2 weeks ago at the Capitol.

Providing them with actual persecution by denying them freedom of the press will only make them stronger and harder to stop next time.
 
2021-01-23 4:56:29 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Purple_Urkle: Biden uses the teleportation technology that frightened Trump.

Here's the deal: It rips you apart into component nanopieces then stitches you back together again, so are you really the same person on the other side, or just an imposter who thinks they're the same person while the original you languishes forever in an endless purgatory?


Would anyone ever be able to tell the difference?
 
2021-01-23 5:08:12 AM  
The woman has an impressive ability to throw shade in job lots.
 
2021-01-23 5:08:13 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: Gawdzila: She's wonderful and professional and sharp and has command of the facts, and exudes honesty. It's just so nice to not feel deep pangs of embarrassment every time a member of our country's leadership opens their pie hole, or feel like they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes or grift everyone.


/Also who doesn't like a lovely freckled redhead

I already saw a meme saying the right has hotter women that used side by side pictures of her and Kayleigh. Looks shouldn't matter anyway, but it's funny they didn't use a picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders for their side.


I mean, they also ignore that 90%+ of actresses are Democrats. Go find me a GOPer better looking than Kristen Bell, who has been a political activist for well over a decade at this point.
 
2021-01-23 5:10:32 AM  

Neeek: I want that sauce Morty!: Gawdzila: She's wonderful and professional and sharp and has command of the facts, and exudes honesty. It's just so nice to not feel deep pangs of embarrassment every time a member of our country's leadership opens their pie hole, or feel like they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes or grift everyone.


/Also who doesn't like a lovely freckled redhead

I already saw a meme saying the right has hotter women that used side by side pictures of her and Kayleigh. Looks shouldn't matter anyway, but it's funny they didn't use a picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders for their side.

I mean, they also ignore that 90%+ of actresses are Democrats. Go find me a GOPer better looking than Kristen Bell, who has been a political activist for well over a decade at this point.


Find me anyone better looking than Kristen Bell....
 
2021-01-23 5:13:40 AM  

Neeek: I want that sauce Morty!: Gawdzila: She's wonderful and professional and sharp and has command of the facts, and exudes honesty. It's just so nice to not feel deep pangs of embarrassment every time a member of our country's leadership opens their pie hole, or feel like they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes or grift everyone.


/Also who doesn't like a lovely freckled redhead

I already saw a meme saying the right has hotter women that used side by side pictures of her and Kayleigh. Looks shouldn't matter anyway, but it's funny they didn't use a picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders for their side.

I mean, they also ignore that 90%+ of actresses are Democrats. Go find me a GOPer better looking than Kristen Bell, who has been a political activist for well over a decade at this point.


They don't like brainy gals, and Kristen Bell is goddamn brilliant.
 
2021-01-23 5:14:36 AM  

Neeek: I want that sauce Morty!: Gawdzila: She's wonderful and professional and sharp and has command of the facts, and exudes honesty. It's just so nice to not feel deep pangs of embarrassment every time a member of our country's leadership opens their pie hole, or feel like they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes or grift everyone.


/Also who doesn't like a lovely freckled redhead

I already saw a meme saying the right has hotter women that used side by side pictures of her and Kayleigh. Looks shouldn't matter anyway, but it's funny they didn't use a picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders for their side.

I mean, they also ignore that 90%+ of actresses are Democrats. Go find me a GOPer better looking than Kristen Bell, who has been a political activist for well over a decade at this point.


Also, those memes say a lot more about them than they think .
 
2021-01-23 5:19:01 AM  

qorkfiend: Neeek: I want that sauce Morty!: Gawdzila: She's wonderful and professional and sharp and has command of the facts, and exudes honesty. It's just so nice to not feel deep pangs of embarrassment every time a member of our country's leadership opens their pie hole, or feel like they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes or grift everyone.


/Also who doesn't like a lovely freckled redhead

I already saw a meme saying the right has hotter women that used side by side pictures of her and Kayleigh. Looks shouldn't matter anyway, but it's funny they didn't use a picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders for their side.

I mean, they also ignore that 90%+ of actresses are Democrats. Go find me a GOPer better looking than Kristen Bell, who has been a political activist for well over a decade at this point.

Find me anyone better looking than Kristen Bell....


It is possible I chose her as an example for a reason...
 
2021-01-23 5:20:28 AM  

shpritz: nytmare: EvilEgg: As Obama said the only decisions the President is supposed to make are the hard ones. Any easy one should be taken care of by someone much lower on the food chain.

They probably gave Trump an easy one to make him feel useful. And they still had to dumb it down.

They didn't give this to Trump. This is just the shiat he cares about.


Putin told him to de-camouflage Air Force One.
 
2021-01-23 5:22:52 AM  

Neeek: I want that sauce Morty!: Gawdzila: She's wonderful and professional and sharp and has command of the facts, and exudes honesty. It's just so nice to not feel deep pangs of embarrassment every time a member of our country's leadership opens their pie hole, or feel like they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes or grift everyone.


/Also who doesn't like a lovely freckled redhead

I already saw a meme saying the right has hotter women that used side by side pictures of her and Kayleigh. Looks shouldn't matter anyway, but it's funny they didn't use a picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders for their side.

I mean, they also ignore that 90%+ of actresses are Democrats. Go find me a GOPer better looking than Kristen Bell, who has been a political activist for well over a decade at this point.


Katie Cassidy was showing off this mask.

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2021-01-23 5:23:15 AM  

rosekolodny: Neeek: I want that sauce Morty!: Gawdzila: She's wonderful and professional and sharp and has command of the facts, and exudes honesty. It's just so nice to not feel deep pangs of embarrassment every time a member of our country's leadership opens their pie hole, or feel like they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes or grift everyone.


/Also who doesn't like a lovely freckled redhead

I already saw a meme saying the right has hotter women that used side by side pictures of her and Kayleigh. Looks shouldn't matter anyway, but it's funny they didn't use a picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders for their side.

I mean, they also ignore that 90%+ of actresses are Democrats. Go find me a GOPer better looking than Kristen Bell, who has been a political activist for well over a decade at this point.

They don't like brainy gals, and Kristen Bell is goddamn brilliant.


There is nothing hotter than a smart independent woman.
 
2021-01-23 5:34:48 AM  

qorkfiend: Neeek: I want that sauce Morty!: Gawdzila: She's wonderful and professional and sharp and has command of the facts, and exudes honesty. It's just so nice to not feel deep pangs of embarrassment every time a member of our country's leadership opens their pie hole, or feel like they're trying to pull the wool over our eyes or grift everyone.


/Also who doesn't like a lovely freckled redhead

I already saw a meme saying the right has hotter women that used side by side pictures of her and Kayleigh. Looks shouldn't matter anyway, but it's funny they didn't use a picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders for their side.

I mean, they also ignore that 90%+ of actresses are Democrats. Go find me a GOPer better looking than Kristen Bell, who has been a political activist for well over a decade at this point.

Find me anyone better looking than Kristen Bell....


Cory Booker's girlfriend. What's her name again? Oh right. Rosario Dawson.
 
2021-01-23 5:41:33 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: Find me anyone better looking than Kristen Bell....

Cory Booker's girlfriend. What's her name again? Oh right. Rosario Dawson.


I have a huge crush on her.
 
2021-01-23 5:50:26 AM  
She's the ASMR of press secretaries. Every time she shows up on my screen I can feel my jaws start to unclench.
 
2021-01-23 5:55:40 AM  

Demetrius: She's good. Makes me happy.


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Also, I'd just like to name ONE time republicans prioritized some democratic policy in the name of policy.

Just one time in the last four years.
 
2021-01-23 5:56:38 AM  

quickdraw: She's the ASMR of press secretaries. Every time she shows up on my screen I can feel my jaws start to unclench.


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2021-01-23 6:07:36 AM  

Boondock3806: "White House press secretary ... told reporters during Friday's White House press briefing"

This was my favorite part of TFA. Normal shiat happens again.


I know, right? thank-glob our gubmint is becoming boring again. as it should be. 2021 is already shaping up to becoming a soothing, comfortable year.
 
2021-01-23 6:08:43 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: On the other hand it would only take him five seconds to tell someone "Yeah, throw that awful Trump paint job away and paint it the classic AF1 way".


Except it's still painted the "classic" way, so there's really nothing to deal with.
What I want to know is why Biden didn't spend his first days in office biatching about crowd sizes. Has he no  respect for tradition?!
 
2021-01-23 6:33:46 AM  

gilatrout: Alphax: nytmare: EvilEgg: As Obama said the only decisions the President is supposed to make are the hard ones. Any easy one should be taken care of by someone much lower on the food chain.

They probably gave Trump an easy one to make him feel useful. And they still had to dumb it down.

Daily.

I imagine it went something like this.

Here Mr President is some blank paper.  Practice signing your name at the bottom.  Here's your favorite sharpie...

No Mr President, the bottom.  Here on this line.. keep practicing.


Oh, ok. Yes, lots of Klan hoods will do. Your followers will know what you mean.
 
2021-01-23 7:03:16 AM  

quickdraw: She's the ASMR of press secretaries. Every time she shows up on my screen I can feel my jaws start to unclench.


Same. Only it's not my jaws.
 
2021-01-23 7:10:33 AM  

WTFDYW: styckx: Jen rules I love her

I love the whole new administration.


Me, too!

These are smart, qualified people -- I would LOVE to see like, a 'town hall' meeting with all the smart Biden people and the Trump holdovers like DeJoy....and they are all giving updates at their ZOOM meeting or whatever...and DeJoy is over there getting side eye from people who feel like he's wasting their time giving fluff bullshiat for his update and they all know it and cackle as they watch Biden ask him questions about why shiat is broken and he gets an ass chewing in front of the whole meeting.
 
2021-01-23 7:14:18 AM  
Ya know what else I like -- not ONCE have I heard her go 'President Biden has done more for the country/by this action/whatever than ANY PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!'

/honestly surprised the blond twit isn't like, working for Trump at Mar A Largo or something.
//They gotta need a hatcheck girl there, right?
 
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