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2021-01-22 2:35:28 PM  
*Cringes*

Oh, that's right; Biden.
 
2021-01-22 2:35:55 PM  
National ban on pornography?
 
2021-01-22 2:36:00 PM  
*Cringes*

Subby's actually right about Friday press conferences....
 
2021-01-22 2:36:52 PM  
It is, however, at the end of the week on his first week (okay, half-week).
 
2021-01-22 2:37:02 PM  
He's going to unleash the socialisms.

That's right. All the socialisms.
 
2021-01-22 2:37:24 PM  
It's so weird to have these boring AF press briefings.

Wait: "It's so weird to have these boring AF press briefings.
/ftfm
 
2021-01-22 2:38:10 PM  
I think something big's about to drop.
 
2021-01-22 2:38:15 PM  
The president is talking to us? Not using twitter? Actually speaking?

What? This is how we're going to hear things now? The president talking to us?

I'm speechless, Biden isn't.
 
Juc [recently expired TotalFark]
2021-01-22 2:38:31 PM  
prob has to do with the 'rona if it's a friday afternoon. even the good news isn't really THAT good when it comes to the virus.
 
2021-01-22 2:38:47 PM  

Gonz: I think something big's about to drop.


Uh oh, who's getting fired today?
 
2021-01-22 2:38:49 PM  
He's gonna bomb Mar-A-Lago?
 
2021-01-22 2:39:09 PM  
President Biden Delivers Remarks on the Economy

He's gonna talk about GME! 🚀🚀
 
2021-01-22 2:39:27 PM  
I did see something about free money for having kids (no, didn't read the link, this is Fark)... so maybe he's going to tell us to fark like rabbits? Or tax the living hell out of all forms of birth control to pay for the Trump debt?
 
2021-01-22 2:39:38 PM  

Gonz: I think something big's about to drop.


Not-this-shiat-again.gif
 
2021-01-22 2:39:39 PM  
"An audit has found that the gold reserves in Fort Knox have been replaced with a large stack of IOUs and for the last few months the treasury has inexplicably been sending many billions of dollars to a series of offshore numbered bank accounts"
 
2021-01-22 2:39:50 PM  
Is it going to start on time?
Is he going to dance to YMCA?
Is he going to toss paper towels into the audience?
Is he going to call a reporter "Fake News"?

STAY TUNED.
 
2021-01-22 2:39:53 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: He's gonna bomb Mar-A-Lago?


The fallout from all the feces in the atmosphere would make this plan unadvisable.
 
Juc [recently expired TotalFark]
2021-01-22 2:39:54 PM  
oh guess it's about the economy, well that's sorta corona related.
 
2021-01-22 2:39:57 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: He's gonna bomb Mar-A-Lago?


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/not applicable to current POTUS
 
2021-01-22 2:39:59 PM  
I'm guessing he'll talk about the size of his inauguration crowd and the losers in the face of whom he is.
 
2021-01-22 2:40:24 PM  
President Biden Delivers Remarks on the Economy

President Bidendelivers remarks on his administration's economic strategy in response to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Blackjack and hookers for everyone, jack!
 
2021-01-22 2:40:33 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: He's gonna bomb Mar-A-Lago?


oh please oh please oh please
 
2021-01-22 2:40:48 PM  
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2021-01-22 2:41:00 PM  

serfdood: Gonz: I think something big's about to drop.

Uh oh, who's getting fired today?


Turns out they found Ben Carson asleep in an unused conference room, so he's getting the boot.
 
2021-01-22 2:41:11 PM  

cowsaregoodeating: AdmirableSnackbar: He's gonna bomb Mar-A-Lago?

The fallout from all the feces in the atmosphere would make this plan unadvisable.


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2021-01-22 2:41:36 PM  

Gonz: I think something big's about to drop.


This is the end of Trump's Presidency.
 
2021-01-22 2:41:36 PM  

cowsaregoodeating: AdmirableSnackbar: He's gonna bomb Mar-A-Lago?

The fallout from all the feces in the atmosphere would make this plan unadvisable.


Worth it
 
2021-01-22 2:42:07 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: National ban on pornography?


*checks NAS*

I can hold out for four years...
 
2021-01-22 2:42:21 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: serfdood: Gonz: I think something big's about to drop.

Uh oh, who's getting fired today?

Turns out they found Ben Carson asleep in an unused conference room, so he's getting the boot.


Did he do anything at all in the last 4 years?
 
2021-01-22 2:42:40 PM  

cowsaregoodeating: AdmirableSnackbar: He's gonna bomb Mar-A-Lago?

The fallout from all the feces in the atmosphere would make this plan unadvisable.


Well wear your mask, then.
 
2021-01-22 2:43:05 PM  
President Biden Delivers Remarks and Signs Executive Orders
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White House YouTube Feed
 
2021-01-22 2:43:21 PM  

freidog: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: National ban on pornography?

*checks NAS*

I can hold out for four years...


What if you're in the mood for something more... interesting... on a particular day?
 
2021-01-22 2:43:43 PM  

blatz514: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: serfdood: Gonz: I think something big's about to drop.

Uh oh, who's getting fired today?

Turns out they found Ben Carson asleep in an unused conference room, so he's getting the boot.

Did he do anything at all in the last 4 years?


Stay employed which considering that administration is a miracle.
 
2021-01-22 2:43:49 PM  
I gotta say, I'm having trouble keeping up with this POTUS.

There's so much happening it's difficult to process it all.
 
2021-01-22 2:44:11 PM  

blatz514: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: serfdood: Gonz: I think something big's about to drop.

Uh oh, who's getting fired today?

Turns out they found Ben Carson asleep in an unused conference room, so he's getting the boot.

Did he do anything at all in the last 4 years?


Something about grain silos, I think. Even though that should have been Sonny Perdue.
 
2021-01-22 2:44:11 PM  
He's probably going to be on time.
 
2021-01-22 2:44:40 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: cowsaregoodeating: AdmirableSnackbar: He's gonna bomb Mar-A-Lago?

The fallout from all the feces in the atmosphere would make this plan unadvisable.

Well wear your mask, then.


It's still going to be in the air and wind up in hands, food, drinks. Eventually we'll be a nation full of sh*t,

We just got over that.
 
2021-01-22 2:44:42 PM  
"Good evening, everyone."

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THIS JOE, IT'S THE AFTERNOON, WOW, LOOKING FORWARD TO FOUR YEARS OF THE GAFFEMASTER 2000 LOL
 
2021-01-22 2:44:45 PM  
Biden is going to announce that he really did steal the election, drop trow then helicopter.
 
2021-01-22 2:44:49 PM  
This sounds like it's going to be painfully boring.

I'm so looking forward to it!
 
2021-01-22 2:45:01 PM  

gunga galunga: He's going to unleash the socialisms.

That's right. All the socialisms.


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2021-01-22 2:45:03 PM  

fiddlehead: Is it going to start on time?
Is he going to dance to YMCA?
Is he going to toss paper towels into the audience?
Is he going to call a reporter "Fake News"?

STAY TUNED.


1. Yes (within 5 minutes)
2. No, but this is the one that he could find a way to surprise me
3. No, unless they spill a drink
4. No*
*Not applicable to OAN or NewsMax
 
2021-01-22 2:45:16 PM  
At this point Biden could come out and announce that covid had gone supercritical and merged with aids and black death, and that a comet was going to kill us all tomorrow, and that my 401k had evaporated...

...and i'd still be like "ahhh, its so nice to have a proper president again"
 
2021-01-22 2:45:35 PM  

cowsaregoodeating: AdmirableSnackbar: He's gonna bomb Mar-A-Lago?

The fallout from all the feces in the atmosphere would make this plan unadvisable.


Meh... it would only splatter Florida.
How would you know the difference?
 
2021-01-22 2:45:41 PM  
 
2021-01-22 2:46:14 PM  

cowsaregoodeating: AdmirableSnackbar: cowsaregoodeating: AdmirableSnackbar: He's gonna bomb Mar-A-Lago?

The fallout from all the feces in the atmosphere would make this plan unadvisable.

Well wear your mask, then.

It's still going to be in the air and wind up in hands, food, drinks. Eventually we'll be a nation full of sh*t,

We just got over that.


I mean, this close to the inauguration with cleanup efforts barely begun, if at all, it won't make much difference. The timing is right. At least it's not summer, the heat and humid air would carry that shiat so much further.
 
2021-01-22 2:46:18 PM  

Mike_LowELL: "Good evening, everyone."

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THIS JOE, IT'S THE AFTERNOON, WOW, LOOKING FORWARD TO FOUR YEARS OF THE GAFFEMASTER 2000 LOL


10:45 PM in Moscow.
 
2021-01-22 2:46:29 PM  
I thought they'd be on time now.
 
2021-01-22 2:47:07 PM  
Come on FEMA trailers....come on FEMA trailers.
 
2021-01-22 2:47:18 PM  
Feed is live
 
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