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2021-01-22 1:51:57 PM  
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2021-01-22 7:46:44 PM  
Dachshunds are the best.  Especially the non show quality standard size with non stupid length backs.  The kind that could actually hunt badgers. The kind that are underground avatars of death.  Earth missles made of teeth with paddle feet for propulsion.  Dachshunds are the true terror below our feet.  The movie tremors was based on them.  I assume.
 
2021-01-22 9:08:16 PM  
Here is an article from last November

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/watch​-​dachshund-and-tortoise-playing-footbal​l/

In it the owner refers to Jaguar the tortoise as "he".

He  was probably chasing the  ball because he thought it was a sexy lady or a male competitor, and really needed to get up close to tell. Tortoises aren't too bright and different the sex of another by whether it accepts romance. They can wind up humping shoes or flower pots.
 
2021-01-22 9:10:08 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Dachshunds are the best.  Especially the non show quality standard size with non stupid length backs.  The kind that could actually hunt badgers. The kind that are underground avatars of death.  Earth missles made of teeth with paddle feet for propulsion.  Dachshunds are the true terror below our feet.  The movie tremors was based on them.  I assume.


Even the standards are little death machines for what they are.  They pretty much have the jaws of death for their size, and truly excellent control of them.  Don't screw with the little suckers - they're also psychotically loyal.  Pretty much "I will die for the emperor!" level shiat.  They truly think you're after their owner, they will mess you the fark up.  That being said, as far as the video...

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2021-01-22 9:41:07 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: AmbassadorBooze: Dachshunds are the best.  Especially the non show quality standard size with non stupid length backs.  The kind that could actually hunt badgers. The kind that are underground avatars of death.  Earth missles made of teeth with paddle feet for propulsion.  Dachshunds are the true terror below our feet.  The movie tremors was based on them.  I assume.

Even the standards are little death machines for what they are.  They pretty much have the jaws of death for their size, and truly excellent control of them.  Don't screw with the little suckers - they're also psychotically loyal.  Pretty much "I will die for the emperor!" level shiat.  They truly think you're after their owner, they will mess you the fark up.  That being said, as far as the video...

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Truly they are death machines.

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2021-01-22 9:44:14 PM  

libranoelrose: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: AmbassadorBooze: Dachshunds are the best.  Especially the non show quality standard size with non stupid length backs.  The kind that could actually hunt badgers. The kind that are underground avatars of death.  Earth missles made of teeth with paddle feet for propulsion.  Dachshunds are the true terror below our feet.  The movie tremors was based on them.  I assume.

Even the standards are little death machines for what they are.  They pretty much have the jaws of death for their size, and truly excellent control of them.  Don't screw with the little suckers - they're also psychotically loyal.  Pretty much "I will die for the emperor!" level shiat.  They truly think you're after their owner, they will mess you the fark up.  That being said, as far as the video...

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Truly they are death machines.

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Oh they're tremendously cute death machines.  They're the happiest, most cheerful, and most loyal little violent psychopaths waiting for a sanctioned reason I've ever dealt with :)
 
2021-01-22 9:46:17 PM  
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2021-01-22 9:47:06 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: libranoelrose: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: AmbassadorBooze: Dachshunds are the best.  Especially the non show quality standard size with non stupid length backs.  The kind that could actually hunt badgers. The kind that are underground avatars of death.  Earth missles made of teeth with paddle feet for propulsion.  Dachshunds are the true terror below our feet.  The movie tremors was based on them.  I assume.

Even the standards are little death machines for what they are.  They pretty much have the jaws of death for their size, and truly excellent control of them.  Don't screw with the little suckers - they're also psychotically loyal.  Pretty much "I will die for the emperor!" level shiat.  They truly think you're after their owner, they will mess you the fark up.  That being said, as far as the video...

[Fark user image 286x176]

Truly they are death machines.

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Oh they're tremendously cute death machines.  They're the happiest, most cheerful, and most loyal little violent psychopaths waiting for a sanctioned reason I've ever dealt with :)


We have adopted 4 doxie mixes. Two from a shelter in Kansas, but now we get them delivered from Houston.

I can't remember the name of the place, I'll ask my GF.
 
2021-01-22 9:55:57 PM  
I found this instead.

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2021-01-22 11:01:59 PM  
Silly animals, that was soccer.
 
2021-01-23 1:34:36 AM  

libranoelrose: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: libranoelrose: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: AmbassadorBooze: Dachshunds are the best.  Especially the non show quality standard size with non stupid length backs.  The kind that could actually hunt badgers. The kind that are underground avatars of death.  Earth missles made of teeth with paddle feet for propulsion.  Dachshunds are the true terror below our feet.  The movie tremors was based on them.  I assume.

Even the standards are little death machines for what they are.  They pretty much have the jaws of death for their size, and truly excellent control of them.  Don't screw with the little suckers - they're also psychotically loyal.  Pretty much "I will die for the emperor!" level shiat.  They truly think you're after their owner, they will mess you the fark up.  That being said, as far as the video...

[Fark user image 286x176]

Truly they are death machines.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 850x914]

Oh they're tremendously cute death machines.  They're the happiest, most cheerful, and most loyal little violent psychopaths waiting for a sanctioned reason I've ever dealt with :)

We have adopted 4 doxie mixes. Two from a shelter in Kansas, but now we get them delivered from Houston.

I can't remember the name of the place, I'll ask my GF.


Some of the best friends you'll ever have.  Ours, unfortunately is a classic mentality even though she's part chihuahua and we're guessing bulldog from the ridiculous musculature.  Not unfortunate for us, but unfortunate for her.  She's obviously been abused at some point, any quick movements make her cringe and she's VERY nervous around anyone's feet.  Been years now and she's still very, "I'm good!  I'm good!   Place don't yell at me or anything ahhhh!"  Like to have a discussion with the assholes that managed to mess her up, but who knows, she was a shelter doggo as well.

/her name is Derpy
//she came from the shelter as Smiley, never answered to it
///one day I commented that she was kinda derpy sometimes - she answered to it immediately and it became her name
////she's much happier with that - now she knows when we're calling her
 
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