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2021-01-22 1:26:52 PM  
This will always be butter Jesus, or as we used to call it, touchdown Jesus.  Or even terminator Jesus after the lightning strike.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_​o​f_Kings_(statue)

That's gotta say something about religion though, when a lightning strike obliterates a statue of Jesus.
 
2021-01-22 1:35:59 PM  

icon0fs1n: This will always be butter Jesus, or as we used to call it, touchdown Jesus.  Or even terminator Jesus after the lightning strike.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_o​f_Kings_(statue)

That's gotta say something about religion though, when a lightning strike obliterates a statue of Jesus.


You can't just post that and not post the song that goes with it.

Big Butter Jesus (is Toast!) - Heywood Banks
Youtube 6Mf2u9VWAhM


(I feel that showing the footage of the fire too early in the video kind of ruins the storytelling, but this video had the best version of the song.)
 
2021-01-22 1:50:17 PM  
"I am the whey"
 
2021-01-22 2:14:34 PM  
Jesus=Male

Butter Jesus

Buttery Male!
 
2021-01-22 2:19:00 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: icon0fs1n: This will always be butter Jesus, or as we used to call it, touchdown Jesus.  Or even terminator Jesus after the lightning strike.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_o​f_Kings_(statue)

That's gotta say something about religion though, when a lightning strike obliterates a statue of Jesus.

You can't just post that and not post the song that goes with it.

[YouTube video: Big Butter Jesus (is Toast!) - Heywood Banks]

(I feel that showing the footage of the fire too early in the video kind of ruins the storytelling, but this video had the best version of the song.)


Lol I've never heard the song before, thanks!
 
2021-01-22 2:22:43 PM  
Slightly more difficult to produce:

Butter e-mails.
 
2021-01-22 2:22:49 PM  

lindalouwho: Lol I've never heard the song before, thanks!


You may not be thanking me in three hours when it's still stuck in your head.
 
2021-01-22 2:25:31 PM  
Butter is important to me

/ I just need butter
 
2021-01-22 2:25:38 PM  
I prefer Cheesus Christ.
 
2021-01-22 2:25:44 PM  

icon0fs1n: This will always be butter Jesus, or as we used to call it, touchdown Jesus.  Or even terminator Jesus after the lightning strike.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_o​f_Kings_(statue)

That's gotta say something about religion though, when a lightning strike obliterates a statue of Jesus.


I wonder if their insurance covers acts of god.
 
2021-01-22 2:27:36 PM  
"Butter Jesus, Where are you from?
Wisconsin, Korea or maybe Taiwan?"
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2021-01-22 2:29:41 PM  
is that a jesus with a hot body and a messed up face?
i mean, he does have decent abs.
 
2021-01-22 2:34:29 PM  
best served on doubting thomas's english muffins
 
2021-01-22 2:35:31 PM  
Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus
Youtube m5kHx1itU8c
 
2021-01-22 2:35:39 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: icon0fs1n: This will always be butter Jesus, or as we used to call it, touchdown Jesus.  Or even terminator Jesus after the lightning strike.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_o​f_Kings_(statue)

That's gotta say something about religion though, when a lightning strike obliterates a statue of Jesus.

You can't just post that and not post the song that goes with it.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6Mf2u9VW​AhM]

(I feel that showing the footage of the fire too early in the video kind of ruins the storytelling, but this video had the best version of the song.)


Drove by that place daily when we were in the office (100% WFH now). I will never not laugh at the thought of that thing on fire.
 
2021-01-22 2:37:23 PM  

TheotherMIguy: Martian_Astronomer: icon0fs1n: This will always be butter Jesus, or as we used to call it, touchdown Jesus.  Or even terminator Jesus after the lightning strike.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_o​f_Kings_(statue)

That's gotta say something about religion though, when a lightning strike obliterates a statue of Jesus.

You can't just post that and not post the song that goes with it.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6Mf2u9VW​AhM]

(I feel that showing the footage of the fire too early in the video kind of ruins the storytelling, but this video had the best version of the song.)

Drove by that place daily when we were in the office (100% WFH now). I will never not laugh at the thought of that thing on fire.


I like the extra added verse.

Big Butter (With new last verse)
Youtube XWF8_rZnwLA
 
2021-01-22 2:38:47 PM  
I like this more thoughtful take on the statue. (Pre-fire). 
"Monroe, Ohio" song by Robbie Schaefer
Youtube itjF7cZbG9I
 
2021-01-22 2:42:04 PM  

Devolving_Spud: "I am the whey"


The savor of all mankind....
 
2021-01-22 2:42:55 PM  

Devolving_Spud: "I am the whey"


He found flavor in the eyes of the Lard.
 
2021-01-22 2:45:07 PM  
Wow... that's my cousin's kid and the town I grew up in.  There's less than 300 people in Summerhill.  Not even a stoplight.
 
2021-01-22 2:46:48 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: icon0fs1n: This will always be butter Jesus, or as we used to call it, touchdown Jesus.  Or even terminator Jesus after the lightning strike.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_o​f_Kings_(statue)

That's gotta say something about religion though, when a lightning strike obliterates a statue of Jesus.

You can't just post that and not post the song that goes with it.

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(I feel that showing the footage of the fire too early in the video kind of ruins the storytelling, but this video had the best version of the song.)


"I can't believe it's not Jesus..."  LOL
 
2021-01-22 2:49:17 PM  

kpaxoid: Slightly more difficult to produce:

Butter e-mails.


They are easy enough to produce, but they tend to melt after passing through the first couple of routers, so they only work for if the recipient is a couple hops away from the sender.
 
2021-01-22 2:49:24 PM  
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Approves!
 
2021-01-22 2:49:42 PM  
Princess Kay of the Milky Way laughs at your pathetic sculpture

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/ it's a Minnesota state fair thing
 
2021-01-22 2:52:18 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: lindalouwho: Lol I've never heard the song before, thanks!

You may not be thanking me in three hours when it's still stuck in your head.


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2021-01-22 2:53:58 PM  
I prefer the butter carving contest outside at 3pm in Austin on the third Saturday in August.
 
2021-01-22 2:54:10 PM  

DrWhy: Martian_Astronomer: lindalouwho: Lol I've never heard the song before, thanks!

You may not be thanking me in three hours when it's still stuck in your head.

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Not sure what went wrong with the first attempt, but here's what it should really look like.
 
2021-01-22 2:55:28 PM  
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"Cant find a butter maaaaaaaaann!"
 
2021-01-22 3:02:55 PM  

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Approves!


I get your point!
 
2021-01-22 3:07:52 PM  
Here's the real Butter Jesus:

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2021-01-22 3:17:00 PM  
What ever happened to " dashboard Jesus"?
 
2021-01-22 3:24:23 PM  

TheotherMIguy: Martian_Astronomer: icon0fs1n: This will always be butter Jesus, or as we used to call it, touchdown Jesus.  Or even terminator Jesus after the lightning strike.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_o​f_Kings_(statue)

That's gotta say something about religion though, when a lightning strike obliterates a statue of Jesus.

You can't just post that and not post the song that goes with it.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6Mf2u9VW​AhM]

(I feel that showing the footage of the fire too early in the video kind of ruins the storytelling, but this video had the best version of the song.)

Drove by that place daily when we were in the office (100% WFH now). I will never not laugh at the thought of that thing on fire.


We were coming back north from Florida, and happened to drive by it during the storm that ended up "converting" it to Terminator Jesus. Must've just missed the strike by a few minutes.
 
2021-01-22 4:27:18 PM  
For best results, store our lord and savior in a cool, dry place.

Exposure to heat or direct sunlight may impact the quality of salvation you experience.

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2021-01-22 4:40:46 PM  

blatz514: Jesus=Male

Butter Jesus

Buttery Male!


Where? WHERE!!!!

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2021-01-22 4:48:33 PM  
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2021-01-22 5:19:08 PM  

Marcos P: Here's the real Butter Jesus:

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"Where's your Messiah, now?"
 
2021-01-22 5:19:35 PM  
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It's been done
 
2021-01-22 5:32:07 PM  
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Drunk and Bitter Butter Jesus.

 
2021-01-22 7:20:11 PM  
I keep mine here...
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Big Buddah Butter Dish
 
2021-01-22 7:26:45 PM  
It goes well with my dinnerware...
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2021-01-22 8:55:08 PM  
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Remember folks, don't stick your dick in crazy!
(but if you do, use some butter)


The guy has skills, that's for sure, but I'm not sure this is the best use for them.
 
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