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(   Bob Evans recalls over two tons of pork sausage. Jimmy Dean seen whistling nervously. James Dean too cool to care. Paula Deen last seen eating a stick of butter   ( divider line
    More: Fail, raw pork sausage, Midwestern United States, Native Americans in the United States, Humid continental climate, Meat, Sausage, Pork, Humid subtropical climate  
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2021-01-22 1:23:51 PM  
6 votes:
Subby's mom fondly recalls James Deen's "pork sausage."
2021-01-22 3:03:02 PM  
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born_yesterday: tintar: fluffy_pope:
Satan invented these to torment me. Pure cracknip.

I feel the exact same way about those maple-injectamafied fake-snausage patties from Morningstar Farms... god, I could eat a brazillion of those. it's missing all the grease and gristle of The Real Deal, but still.

My most recent weakness is the McDonalds sausage biscuit.  It is far from their best breakfast sandwich, but they go really well with coffee.

ever have the croisanthang from Dunkin Donuts? get two, cause you'll want one in the ambulance.
2021-01-22 1:44:11 PM  
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2021-01-22 2:05:21 PM  
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johnny_vegas: Butter?

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2021-01-22 1:40:26 PM  
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born_yesterday: I want to go to Big Boy's and eat a whole warming pan of sausage links, like the olden days.  Smother em in syrup, there you go, that's right.

Dammit. Now I do too.
2021-01-22 2:23:10 PM  
1 vote:
Bob Evans reluctantly recalls pork sausage.

Paula Deen fondly recalls Jim Crow laws.
2021-01-22 2:17:50 PM  
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tintar: fluffy_pope: Subby's mom fondly recalls James Deen's "pork sausage."
ha ha ha, she did last night!
altho' maaan, als-Kind, Bob Evans was a rare treat, and lots of nostalgia there.
w've actually got a store here, just one town over in Andalusia - but I'm still too askeert to ruin my precious childhood false-memories.

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