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(KSDK St. Louis)   Trump has now lost Jacob Chansley aka "Dances with Nazis" aka "The Qanon Shaman" according to his lawyer: "He regrets very very much having...just been duped by the president"   (ksdk.com) divider line
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2021-01-22 1:16:51 PM  
Aw, this was the TRUE test of faith and you just failed it!!!!
 
2021-01-22 1:18:52 PM  
Too bad dumbass.  Should have stayed home on the 6th.  I have no sympathy for any of these assholes.
 
2021-01-22 1:18:53 PM  
They should trot this assclown out, in full Q regalia, as a witness against Trump in the impeachment trial.  Here's your typical Trump supporter and GOP voter. He states the president incited him to invade the Capitol.  Here's the video. Then watch the GOP senators squirm.
 
2021-01-22 1:20:42 PM  
Don't care....brush your hair.

In jail ....for the next 5-10 years...
Seems reasonable to me.
 
2021-01-22 1:20:47 PM  
>>>
"She's a 21-year-old girl and she's got her whole life ahead of her. She knows this was obviously a mistake and she's ready to move past it,"<<<

Well she'll have plenty of time in prison and at home to think about ruining her life because people convicted of federal felonies have a hard time getting work.
 
2021-01-22 1:23:10 PM  
>>>I'm telling you that we cannot simply wave a magic wand and label all these people on January 6th the same.<<<


They all acted as one, they will all be punished as one, you farking weasel lawyer bastard.
 
2021-01-22 1:23:53 PM  

Jake Havechek: >>>
"She's a 21-year-old girl and she's got her whole life ahead of her. She knows this was obviously a mistake and she's ready to move past it,"<<<

Well she'll have plenty of time in prison and at home to think about ruining her life because people convicted of federal felonies have a hard time getting work.


The jail time gladdens my heart; the no work, same possibly, but I suspect there will be some name-changing or jobs provided by like thinkers.

I, for one, think restitution should be paid for the damage as part of all punishment.
 
2021-01-22 1:24:10 PM  

OdradekRex: They should trot this assclown out, in full Q regalia, as a witness against Trump in the impeachment trial.  Here's your typical Trump supporter and GOP voter. He states the president incited him to invade the Capitol.  Here's the video. Then watch the GOP senators squirm.


Not a bad idea at all. Who could be a better witness in an impeachment trial about inciting insurrection than the actual insurrectionists testifying under oath that the President incited them? Bring out everyone charged. I have a feeling that blind devotion to Trump will disappear pretty quickly.
 
2021-01-22 1:34:26 PM  

Confabulat: OdradekRex: They should trot this assclown out, in full Q regalia, as a witness against Trump in the impeachment trial.  Here's your typical Trump supporter and GOP voter. He states the president incited him to invade the Capitol.  Here's the video. Then watch the GOP senators squirm.

Not a bad idea at all. Who could be a better witness in an impeachment trial about inciting insurrection than the actual insurrectionists testifying under oath that the President incited them? Bring out everyone charged. I have a feeling that blind devotion to Trump will disappear pretty quickly.


There isn't enough THIS for THIS.

Seriously, how much trial do we need? The whole damned country watched it happen. Having the actual insurrectionists testify under oath that yes, they did it because trump told them to should be the final f*cking nail.

And once trump's convicted, charge Cruz and Hawley as accessories.
 
2021-01-22 1:40:51 PM  
Qbacca, or Queuey as Han is fond of calling him.
 
2021-01-22 1:41:39 PM  
This guy's lawyer consistently impresses me.  I don't know if it because the rest of the pack is so incompetent or if I'm looking at the new Clarence Darrow.
 
2021-01-22 1:42:41 PM  

alitaki: Qbacca, or Queuey as Han is fond of calling him.


"Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"
 
2021-01-22 1:42:54 PM  
Womp. Womp.

If only someone had tried to warn us all that Trump is a complete POS.  If. Only.
 
2021-01-22 1:43:13 PM  
I've been told the first nations people are calling him "Dances With Karen's"
 
2021-01-22 1:43:15 PM  
Good.  Now give him 15-30 to think about it.
 
2021-01-22 1:43:16 PM  

Jake Havechek: Too bad dumbass.  Should have stayed home on the 6th.  I have no sympathy for any of these assholes.


This. And his (and his attorneys') public statements regarding the incident should be presented at his trial as an admission of guilt.
 
2021-01-22 1:43:31 PM  
That's nice.

Tell you what, how about we cut a deal, you public say that you were incited to riot by Trump's speech and we'll slip you an extra pudding cup in jail.
 
2021-01-22 1:43:44 PM  
Who said there's no honor among traitorous shiatbags?

Because they were right.
 
2021-01-22 1:44:10 PM  
Trump fully intended for the force he sent to the Capitol to be massacred as a pretext for martial law.  Yes, some members of the DC Capitol Police were complicit, but those that were not made the right call.  Had they started emptying clips into the crowd, we would probably have Emperor Trump right now.
 
2021-01-22 1:44:21 PM  

Jake Havechek: >>>
"She's a 21-year-old girl and she's got her whole life ahead of her. She knows this was obviously a mistake and she's ready to move past it,"<<<

Well she'll have plenty of time in prison and at home to think about ruining her life because people convicted of federal felonies have a hard time getting work.


You think we're going to be stereotypical "soft on crime" liberals that Fox wails about? Nah, we're going to apply right wing methodology when dealing out your punishment. After all, it's what you would want, right?
 
2021-01-22 1:44:43 PM  
The Q melt down over the last two days has been enjoyable.

I have an acquaintance who is one of these loons. For weeks after the election she was singing the "Just wait! You have no idea what's coming!" song.

She deleted all her social media accounts on Thursday after having a conniption fit that "the storm" hadn't arrived.

Wish I had grabbed some screenshots,but they looked like any number of screenshots we're seeing now.  Too funny.
 
2021-01-22 1:45:02 PM  
It's wrong to punish the foot soldiers without punishing the ring leaders and propagandists.

Enemies can be victims of the class war too
 
2021-01-22 1:45:02 PM  
Dances with Nazis works too.  Though, I do still love Dances with Karens.

He can feel contrite behind bars.
 
MFK
2021-01-22 1:45:06 PM  

Jake Havechek: >>>
"She's a 21-year-old girl and she's got her whole life ahead of her. She knows this was obviously a mistake and she's ready to move past it,"<<<

Well she'll have plenty of time in prison and at home to think about ruining her life because people convicted of federal felonies have a hard time getting work.


I'm sure she would love to "move past it."

How many black kids are in jail for decades for a dumb mistake that they would also like to "move past."

The galling sense of white entitlement being shown here is disgusting
 
2021-01-22 1:45:14 PM  
Cult of Nix
 
2021-01-22 1:46:09 PM  
I just love how its all just regrets among the indicted and arrested after their magical pardoner was stripped of his ability once Biden was sworn in.
 
2021-01-22 1:46:09 PM  
Not entirely sure if thats an accurate statement

Its possible that this is some junk some lawyer is spouting off to reduce potential punishment
 
2021-01-22 1:46:14 PM  

keylock71: The Q melt down over the last two days has been enjoyable.

I have an acquaintance who is one of these loons. For weeks after the election she was singing the "Just wait! You have no idea what's coming!" song.

She deleted all her social media accounts on Thursday after having a conniption fit that "the storm" hadn't arrived.

Wish I had grabbed some screenshots,but they looked like any number of screenshots we're seeing now.  Too funny.


Grab some of those shots if you still can, because this time next year you won't find anyone who supported Trump.
 
2021-01-22 1:46:46 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Cult of NDix

 
2021-01-22 1:47:09 PM  
I noticed that the articles of impeachment are being sent on Monday, torpedoing McConnell's wish to give trump two weeks of defense planning.

Glad to see McConnell not getting what he wants. I hope it lasts.
 
2021-01-22 1:47:12 PM  
He regrets committing open sedition with impunity now that he's been caught and could be facing felony murder as well as sedition.

// If Colin Kaepernick disrespected the flag by kneeling before it, this turd deserves life imprisonment.
 
2021-01-22 1:48:14 PM  
This is a good excuse if it's like, your granny who doesn't watch the news or go outside innocently voting for Trump...

But this guy - no.  He was fully farking aware of what he was doing, and why.
You don't "innocently while being hornswaggled by a snake oil salesman show up to an insurrection in farking full Q-Anon Regalia and chanting their mantras."

So, we're to take "I'm gullible and stupid" as a defense from their ilk of people that think it's snowflakes that can't stand responsibility?

Sorry, I've never seen a more naked attempt to appeal to the left's good nature over extenuating circumstance and societal pressures that lead to bad choices. They're still conning their way through this.

fark 'em.
Ignorance isn't an excuse.
 
2021-01-22 1:48:25 PM  
So "I'm sorry our coup was unsuccessful but we're good now right?"

Rot in prison, traitor.
 
2021-01-22 1:48:51 PM  

Jake Havechek: >>>
"She's a 21-year-old girl and she's got her whole life ahead of her. She knows this was obviously a mistake and she's ready to move past it,"<<<

Well she'll have plenty of time in prison and at home to think about ruining her life because people convicted of federal felonies have a hard time getting work.


21 isn't a "girl".

She's an adult citizen.


I am so, so tired of the post-hoc infantilization that people indulge in.  Lewinsky was 22-23 when she had an affair with Clinton, and people were painting her as a naive, misled girl.  Bullshiat.
 
2021-01-22 1:49:14 PM  
Without access to the internet, his steady diet of idiot nonsense has been cut off. As soon as he gets out, he'll be on to the next crackpot rabbit hole he finds after getting done jerking off to cartoons.
 
2021-01-22 1:49:17 PM  

From Philly to Boston: Don't care....brush your hair.

In jail ....for the next 5-10 years...
Seems reasonable to me.



Sorry to disappoint, but the shaman is bald.

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2021-01-22 1:49:39 PM  
Oh, well then, whoopsie daisy. All's forgi...lol no
 
2021-01-22 1:49:44 PM  

hotrod2001: Good.  Now give him 15-30 to think about it.


And his mother.  Better yet, put them both in the same cell.
 
2021-01-22 1:50:59 PM  

HerptheDerp: keylock71: The Q melt down over the last two days has been enjoyable.

I have an acquaintance who is one of these loons. For weeks after the election she was singing the "Just wait! You have no idea what's coming!" song.

She deleted all her social media accounts on Thursday after having a conniption fit that "the storm" hadn't arrived.

Wish I had grabbed some screenshots,but they looked like any number of screenshots we're seeing now.  Too funny.

Grab some of those shots if you still can, because this time next year you won't find anyone who supported Trump.


I'm sure there's a way to find an archive, but meh...  too much effort for those morons, to be honest.

She had told me "If I'm wrong, I'll be the first to admit it."

An hour after Biden was sworn in, I sent her a text that was simply "You were saying?"

No reply as of yet. : D
 
2021-01-22 1:51:31 PM  

flappy_penguin: I've been told the first nations people are calling him "Dances With Karens"


The First Nations people I know certainly are.
 
2021-01-22 1:52:24 PM  

MFK: Jake Havechek: >>>
"She's a 21-year-old girl and she's got her whole life ahead of her. She knows this was obviously a mistake and she's ready to move past it,"<<<

Well she'll have plenty of time in prison and at home to think about ruining her life because people convicted of federal felonies have a hard time getting work.

I'm sure she would love to "move past it."

How many black kids are in jail for decades for a dumb mistake that they would also like to "move past."

The galling sense of white entitlement being shown here is disgusting


Agreed. Had the insurrection worked, they'd still be hooting and hollering and running amok, gloating endlessly. Well, until the excitement wore off and they realized that they'd killed the smart people, the ones who know how to keep things running (like utilities, etc). They're not sorry for what they did, they're sorry it didn't work the way they thought it would. Fark 'em all.
 
2021-01-22 1:52:47 PM  
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This is the fault of liberals, really. If they hadn't been so smarmy and smug and liberal when they were warning QAnoners that Trump was a conman taking them for a ride, they might have listened. Okay, maybe not, but the smugness and liberalness still retroactively justified them being stupid just to own the libs.

For shame, you guys.
 
2021-01-22 1:52:59 PM  
They weren't duped.

They lost and are facing consequences, so now they must play like they had no idea.  We've been screaming this would happen for four years. Do not fall for it.
 
2021-01-22 1:53:37 PM  
Anyone who would dedicate the prime of their life to the violent overturning of our election results should have their youth taken away. They have proven themselves undeserving of such a gift.
 
2021-01-22 1:53:41 PM  
They need to start transporting these folks to DC so they can testify at the impeachment hearing.
In return, they can have leniency - if Trump is convicted.

I truly believe that seeing a continual stream of these poor dumb, tear-stained, regretful people begging for forgiveness and pointing the finger at Commander-in-Chief Trump would pretty much seal the seal.

Now that the pardon option is gone, these people are willing to play ball.
 
2021-01-22 1:55:46 PM  

JAGChem82: Jake Havechek: >>>
"She's a 21-year-old girl and she's got her whole life ahead of her. She knows this was obviously a mistake and she's ready to move past it,"<<<

Well she'll have plenty of time in prison and at home to think about ruining her life because people convicted of federal felonies have a hard time getting work.

You think we're going to be stereotypical "soft on crime" liberals that Fox wails about? Nah, we're going to apply right wing methodology when dealing out your punishment. After all, it's what you would want, right?


We'll go the Trump route and call for the Death Sentence for people accused, even after they're found innocent. How's that sound, Trump supporters? You DO want to follow the words of your glorious God Emperor, don't you?
 
2021-01-22 1:55:52 PM  

Jake Havechek: >>>
"She's a 21-year-old girl and she's got her whole life ahead of her. She knows this was obviously a mistake and she's ready to move past it,"<<<

Well she'll have plenty of time in prison and at home to think about ruining her life because people convicted of federal felonies have a hard time getting work.


yeah I wonder how many 18 year old black kids had their whole life ahead of them until they got pinched for a freaking few grams of weed...

farkyourfeelings snowflake
 
2021-01-22 1:56:13 PM  

OdradekRex: They should trot this assclown out, in full Q regalia, as a witness against Trump in the impeachment trial.  Here's your typical Trump supporter and GOP voter. He states the president incited him to invade the Capitol.  Here's the video. Then watch the GOP senators squirm.


Then have Biden commute (not pardon) his sentence at the end of his term, after he's been in the pokey for 4 years.
 
2021-01-22 1:57:59 PM  
Buckle up buttercup
 
2021-01-22 1:58:03 PM  
I want to see how they all feel after 20 years in prison or maybe while they are receiving their lethal injections for treason.
 
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