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2021-01-22 10:28:51 AM  
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2021-01-22 12:38:40 PM  
Texas: "Look, we're gun-totin' good ol' boys, but Alex and Infowars be cray cray."
 
2021-01-22 12:47:32 PM  
Awwww, look Alex, you're just like your bestie, Donnie, losing attempts to throw out lawsuits like an old pro.

How soon they grow up.
 
2021-01-22 1:53:58 PM  
Congresswoman QAnon Greene also agreed the Parkland and Sandy Hook shootings were fake. Can she be sued too?

https://news.yahoo.com/school-shootin​g​-survivors-call-rep-131325790.html
 
2021-01-22 2:05:42 PM  
Sue him out of existence just like the victims parents of OJ Simpson sued the crap out of him.
 
2021-01-22 2:20:38 PM  
how about you die poor, you sick fark?
 
2021-01-22 3:08:52 PM  

vudukungfu: how about you die poor, you sick fark?


I generally don't think it's good to wish death on anyone. No matter how horrible they are. In this case i hope it's slow and ridiculous. Eaten by zebras, not trampled. Something like that.
 
2021-01-22 3:11:08 PM  

creckert: vudukungfu: how about you die poor, you sick fark?

I generally don't think it's good to wish death on anyone. No matter how horrible they are. In this case i hope it's slow and ridiculous. Eaten by zebras, not trampled. Something like that.


Oddly Specific...
 
2021-01-22 3:13:47 PM  
Alex Jones will keep repeating this pattern of abusive behavior for fame and profit as long as he can continue getting away with it. There is no real way to fix the damage he has done already but the courts can definitely motivate him to think twice before attacking innocent victims again in the future.
 
2021-01-22 3:15:34 PM  
Amazing as the Texas Supreme court is known to be the finest court money can buy and often does.
 
2021-01-22 3:16:35 PM  
Good. Now we need a law to require that any "News" show that attempts to play the satire card in retrospect has to display a written as well as verbal notification that the opinions expressed are 100% satire and are not to be confused with actual news articles. The tucksters of the world have to be reigned in some how, and spouting wild lies and accusations on prime time every night is terrible for everyone but the one fleecing the rubes. As a start, disclaimers at a minimum.
 
2021-01-22 3:17:16 PM  
Lawyer's advice

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2021-01-22 3:17:19 PM  
Hey Alejandro:
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2021-01-22 3:17:47 PM  
So which of you Farkers are these two?

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2021-01-22 3:18:42 PM  
Good. Alex will never know what it feels like to lose his children.
 
2021-01-22 3:19:50 PM  

Zombies ate my neighbors: Good. Now we need a law to require that any "News" show that attempts to play the satire card in retrospect has to display a written as well as verbal notification that the opinions expressed are 100% satire and are not to be confused with actual news articles. The tucksters of the world have to be reigned in some how, and spouting wild lies and accusations on prime time every night is terrible for everyone but the one fleecing the rubes. As a start, disclaimers at a minimum.


Because that won't ruin television and the internet as we know it.
 
2021-01-22 3:20:46 PM  

Fiatlux: creckert: vudukungfu: how about you die poor, you sick fark?

I generally don't think it's good to wish death on anyone. No matter how horrible they are. In this case i hope it's slow and ridiculous. Eaten by zebras, not trampled. Something like that.

Oddly Specific...


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2021-01-22 3:22:10 PM  

creckert: vudukungfu: how about you die poor, you sick fark?

I generally don't think it's good to wish death on anyone. No matter how horrible they are. In this case i hope it's slow and ridiculous. Eaten by zebras, not trampled. Something like that.


I offer a punishment for him far worse than death.........

Take Him To Detroit
Youtube ynY2begPzoM
 
2021-01-22 3:23:39 PM  

creckert: vudukungfu: how about you die poor, you sick fark?

I generally don't think it's good to wish death on anyone. No matter how horrible they are. In this case i hope it's slow and ridiculous. Eaten by zebras, not trampled. Something like that.


How about this

Naked Gun - He'll be alright in a couple of minutes!
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2021-01-22 3:24:40 PM  
SirMadness:

Because that won't ruin television and the internet as we know it.

It's hard to ruin trash.  I remember a joke in the 80's that was "Why is TV the ultimate medium. Because it's not rare and and it's never well done." 

Television took about 30 seconds to become an amplifier for the utter lack of dignity that is humanity, the internet came along and said hold my beer and turned the nob past eleventy.

Not saying your not wrong, just that they both started inherently ruined.
 
2021-01-22 3:25:05 PM  
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2021-01-22 3:25:37 PM  
For added lolbuttz, here's him recently:

Alex Jones TURNS On Q In Humiliating Meltdown
Youtube bUrM4rkuqLM


Does he have any other kind of meltdown? And gotta love how his titties and gut jiggle when he gets mad.
 
2021-01-22 3:33:06 PM  
Its all about what keeps the radicals in the news
 
2021-01-22 3:36:12 PM  
GOOD

Fark Alex Jones and anyone who propagates false information in addition to every one of his crackpot followers who have harassed parents of kids murdered at Sandy Hill
 
2021-01-22 3:49:47 PM  

creckert: vudukungfu: how about you die poor, you sick fark?

I generally don't think it's good to wish death on anyone. No matter how horrible they are. In this case i hope it's slow and ridiculous. Eaten by zebras, not trampled. Something like that.


Vudu didn't wish death on Jones; for a Conservative he did so very much worse.  He wished poverty upon Jones.

Personally, I wish Jones is in a ditch when he dies poor.
 
2021-01-22 3:51:31 PM  

SirMadness: Zombies ate my neighbors: Good. Now we need a law to require that any "News" show that attempts to play the satire card in retrospect has to display a written as well as verbal notification that the opinions expressed are 100% satire and are not to be confused with actual news articles. The tucksters of the world have to be reigned in some how, and spouting wild lies and accusations on prime time every night is terrible for everyone but the one fleecing the rubes. As a start, disclaimers at a minimum.

Because that won't ruin television and the internet as we know it.


Are you arguing for or against the idea?
 
2021-01-22 3:51:33 PM  
As long-time Austin resident it's been interesting to witness Jones's long rise to national prominence.
It will be interesting watching his decline to irrelevance as well.

Unfortunately I think the delusions he has manifested will long outlast him.
 
2021-01-22 3:52:16 PM  
Eaten by zebras.

Alright then. I'll keep that in mind.
 
2021-01-22 4:05:21 PM  
Alex Jones: Can you toss these lawsuits? Texas Court: How about, no? Does no work for you?

But you know, we got something you can toss...
 
2021-01-22 4:06:10 PM  
Did anyone else catch the footage of Jones at the insurrection standing on top of something and yelling into a megaphone? He looked so sad and pathetic trying to climb down from his perch.

https://projects.propublica.org/parle​r​-capitol-videos/?id=Lap0L50xI3S5
 
2021-01-22 4:13:47 PM  
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2021-01-22 4:14:24 PM  
Alex jones is going to be Gawkered... sued to oblivion.  good
 
2021-01-22 4:19:33 PM  
Don't they have the death penalty in civil suits in Texas? I mean, it's Texas.
 
2021-01-22 4:21:36 PM  

Walker: Congresswoman QAnon Greene also agreed the Parkland and Sandy Hook shootings were fake. Can she be sued too?

https://news.yahoo.com/school-shooting​-survivors-call-rep-131325790.html


If she is saying it in a public forum...
 
2021-01-22 5:45:26 PM  

fringedmyotis: So which of you Farkers are these two?

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2021-01-22 5:54:55 PM  
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