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(NYPost)   Vice President Kamala Harris and First Doug will temporarily reside in Blair House as repairs are made to the official vice presidential mansion. Beware the Blair Witch   (nypost.com) divider line
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2021-01-22 10:06:30 AM  
They have to remove Mother's Punishment Room décor.  Turns out some of those hooks and harnesses are drilled into the beams.
 
2021-01-22 10:12:41 AM  
That's kind of a cool tradition to have the VP residence at the Naval Observatory and am glad VP Harris is moving in there. I was surprised only 8 have done so.
 
2021-01-22 10:17:20 AM  
F*ck off Edgelord.
 
2021-01-22 10:37:44 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: F*ck off Edgelord.


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2021-01-22 12:13:50 PM  
By "repairs" they mean "removing Russian wiretaps"
 
2021-01-22 1:37:40 PM  
This is bad news... for Acme salesmen.

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2021-01-22 1:44:54 PM  

johnny_vegas: have the VP residence at the Naval Observatory and am glad VP Harris is moving in there. I was surprised only 8 have done so.


Before Mondale the VP lived wherever he lived with Ford being the last until the Naval Observatory became the official residence. The SS must have had kittens at the thought of Kamala staying at the condo she owned during her Senate days.

The VP was literally an afterthought in day to day governing before Truman. Living arrangements only became an issue when the VP unexpectedly became the president. LBJ was rich and had a big house in DC but Ford and Truman were honest working politicians. Truman was still living in an apartment when FDR died and I remember seeing pictures of Ford commuting from the small home he had lived in while a Congressman to the Oval on his first days as president.
 
2021-01-22 2:22:09 PM  
Jesus, Pence, looks like I underestimated you.  Farkin' party animal.
 
2021-01-22 2:23:33 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Jesus, Pence, looks like I underestimated you.  Farkin' party animal.


Nah, he just wrote "MOTHER" all over the walls in his own feces.  It takes a while to clean that up.
 
2021-01-22 2:23:38 PM  
Beware Tony Blair.
 
2021-01-22 2:24:03 PM  
Hey, these Russian contractors are cheap, we should use them.
 
2021-01-22 2:24:25 PM  

King Something: By "repairs" they mean "removing Russian wiretaps"


I'm curious as to how many were found after you-know-what skipped out on Wednesday.
 
2021-01-22 2:24:36 PM  
Beware Facts Of Life Blair.
 
2021-01-22 2:25:30 PM  
Probably kept house to low-rent Indiana trailer park standards.

The roaches alone...
 
2021-01-22 2:28:42 PM  
A little sanding, a little painting, and everything will be good to go...

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2021-01-22 2:29:00 PM  
Will probably have to debug the place, too.
 
2021-01-22 2:29:23 PM  
I heard they are having the bathrooms remodeled.
 
2021-01-22 2:29:34 PM  
Hey Subby,

"First Doug" better catch-on.  That's a brilliant nickname.
 
2021-01-22 2:29:51 PM  
I bet it's because Mike Pence clogged the crapper at the real Vice President pad from his copious amounts of fear diarrhea after January 6. They just don't wanna admit it!
 
2021-01-22 2:29:55 PM  
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2021-01-22 2:29:59 PM  
Pence have a raging party before he left, him and mother might have even danced.
 
2021-01-22 2:30:41 PM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: Hey Subby,

"First Doug" better catch-on.  That's a brilliant nickname.


Seconded
 
2021-01-22 2:31:05 PM  

OdradekRex: They have to remove Mother's Punishment Room décor.  Turns out some of those hooks and harnesses are drilled into the beams.


They should be drilled into the beams.  Do you think centuries old plaster can hold the weight of a grown adult being punished for disobeying Mother?
 
2021-01-22 2:32:24 PM  

johnny_vegas: That's kind of a cool tradition to have the VP residence at the Naval Observatory and am glad VP Harris is moving in there. I was surprised only 8 have done so.


Being vice president means you get a real cool telescope.
 
2021-01-22 2:32:41 PM  

JaytheFarkingCanadian: King Something: By "repairs" they mean "removing Russian wiretaps"

I'm curious as to how many were found after you-know-what skipped out on Wednesday.


Probably fewer than you'd think. Why bother bugging when you can just call The Asset on his unsecured cell phone/ Twitter device?
 
2021-01-22 2:33:21 PM  

Muta: johnny_vegas: That's kind of a cool tradition to have the VP residence at the Naval Observatory and am glad VP Harris is moving in there. I was surprised only 8 have done so.

Being vice president means you get a real cool telescope.


Being the Naval Observatory, it's a periscope.
 
2021-01-22 2:34:05 PM  
Mike Pence painted that room with his throat yogurt while staring at Marine pinups
 
2021-01-22 2:35:29 PM  

bambi121899: Will probably have to debug the place, too.


I read that as 'dedoug'
 
2021-01-22 2:35:36 PM  
Blair Witch Project memes are coming.

Think of comebacks.
 
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2021-01-22 2:37:06 PM  
I'd imagine they'd want to strip it down to remove all the spy shiat that probably got put in over the last 4 years.
 
2021-01-22 2:37:46 PM  

Flab: Muta: johnny_vegas: That's kind of a cool tradition to have the VP residence at the Naval Observatory and am glad VP Harris is moving in there. I was surprised only 8 have done so.

Being vice president means you get a real cool telescope.

Being the Naval Observatory, it's a periscope.


Ha.  That reminds me of when Cheney was VP, he had Google blur his location.   Because, I suppose, no one could figure it out otherwise or have access to photos of an historic house.
 
2021-01-22 2:50:42 PM  
Dried anal lube just caked onto surfaces at the VP residence. The cleaning people will have PTSD
 
2021-01-22 2:52:05 PM  
Pence must party like Zep
 
2021-01-22 3:01:29 PM  
It takes a while to find all the listening devices.
 
2021-01-22 3:16:36 PM  
I like First Doug but he's referred to as Second Gentleman so you might think it'd be logical to use Second Doug but that makes you wonder what happened to First Doug when there never really was a First Doug but there is a Doctor First Lady.
 
2021-01-22 3:17:08 PM  
Not as bad as the haunting going on across the street:

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2021-01-22 3:32:48 PM  
Probably have to clean up all the rabbit poo left by Marlon Bundo.
 
2021-01-22 3:51:17 PM  
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2021-01-22 4:19:50 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: I like First Doug but he's referred to as Second Gentleman so you might think it'd be logical to use Second Doug but that makes you wonder what happened to First Doug when there never really was a First Doug but there is a Doctor First Lady.


There's also a pair of First Dogs now.
 
2021-01-22 4:20:20 PM  
And a first lady Doctor.
 
2021-01-22 4:43:39 PM  

Flab: OdradekRex: They have to remove Mother's Punishment Room décor.  Turns out some of those hooks and harnesses are drilled into the beams.

They should be drilled into the beams.  Do you think centuries old plaster can hold the weight of a grown adult being punished for disobeying Mother?


This guy gets the forces involved.

When I was in university, I worked in the student housing maintenance department. One day, one of my coworkers quietly pulled me aside and asked me to help fix some damage in his unit off the books. Turned out, he had installed a mounting for a sex harness in the poured concrete ceiling (this was a hi-rise). Unfortunately, he underestimated the strength required and drilled too shallow a mounting hole. While they were making use of the installation, their somewhat larger than average frames tore a chunk of concrete right out of the ceiling and gravity did the rest.
 
2021-01-22 6:11:53 PM  

OdradekRex: They have to remove Mother's Punishment Room décor.  Turns out some of those hooks and harnesses are drilled into the beams.


Came saying... er.... to say this.
 
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