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2021-01-22 10:13:32 AM  
The Patriot Party was a socialist group that organized poor rural white people in the mid-20th century. It was part of the original Rainbow Coalition.

And? Back in the mid-19th century, there was a party that was against mistreatment of black people called the "Republican Party".
 
2021-01-22 12:51:15 PM  
Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.
 
2021-01-22 2:13:57 PM  

hubiestubert: Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.


His new name is Donny Two-Impeachments

//Okay, we'll have to workshop that, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
 
2021-01-22 4:46:12 PM  
Why? Was Lemon Party taken?
 
2021-01-22 6:01:32 PM  

Ishkur: Why? Was Lemon Party taken?


I think he deserves a soap party
 
2021-01-22 7:06:53 PM  
Ha! I'd love to see his face when he finds out. If he changes it, every Dem needs to call him a liar... hmm he's used to that though...
 
2021-01-22 7:20:31 PM  
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2021-01-22 7:21:31 PM  

EvilEgg: hubiestubert: Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.

His new name is Donny Two-Impeachments

//Okay, we'll have to workshop that, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.


Donny 2-Peach
 
2021-01-22 7:22:22 PM  
Not the first time he's used an old slogan:
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2021-01-22 7:22:46 PM  

UltimaCS: [Fark user image image 425x318]


Kountry Khristian Konservatives
 
2021-01-22 7:22:52 PM  
Libertarian used to be a leftist term too. They're good at stealing words and symbols from other people.
 
2021-01-22 7:24:37 PM  

EvilEgg: hubiestubert: Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.

His new name is Donny Two-Impeachments

//Okay, we'll have to workshop that, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.


Donnie Two Peach?
 
2021-01-22 7:25:17 PM  

TxRabbit: EvilEgg: hubiestubert: Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.

His new name is Donny Two-Impeachments

//Okay, we'll have to workshop that, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

Donny 2-Peach


Dammit
 
2021-01-22 7:25:23 PM  
I prefer Former President Double Whopper myself
 
2021-01-22 7:25:24 PM  
The Patriot Party was one that organized poor rural white people?

What group of voters supported Trump?  Sounds perfect.
 
2021-01-22 7:26:10 PM  
Let him have it. They can shorten it to PP.

"Trump's in PP and loving it!"
 
2021-01-22 7:26:27 PM  

EvilEgg: hubiestubert: Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.

His new name is Donny Two-Impeachments

//Okay, we'll have to workshop that, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.


Donny Two Scoops of Im-Peach-Mint Ice Cream?

No, even clunkier.
 
2021-01-22 7:26:54 PM  
Fatriot Party.

Close in sound and more descriptive.
 
2021-01-22 7:27:01 PM  

EvilEgg: hubiestubert: Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.

His new name is Donny Two-Impeachments

//Okay, we'll have to workshop that, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.


Donnie Two-Fails? Everyone else just gets one impeachment at dinner, but Trump gets two because he's 'special'.
 
2021-01-22 7:27:30 PM  

Dead on the River: TxRabbit: EvilEgg: hubiestubert: Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.

His new name is Donny Two-Impeachments

//Okay, we'll have to workshop that, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

Donny 2-Peach

Dammit


President Doublepeach
 
2021-01-22 7:27:53 PM  

Dead on the River: TxRabbit: EvilEgg: hubiestubert: Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.

His new name is Donny Two-Impeachments

//Okay, we'll have to workshop that, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

Donny 2-Peach

Dammit


Oh please....yours is totally different.
 
2021-01-22 7:29:28 PM  
Unless they still hold the trademark, he doesn't care.
 
2021-01-22 7:29:37 PM  

Truthman: I prefer Former President Double Whopper myself


I'm sorry, but President French Fries, Big Mac, etc will always be Bill Clinton to me. 

President Bill Clinton at McDonald's - SNL
Youtube eYt0khR_ej0
 
2021-01-22 7:30:10 PM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Dead on the River: TxRabbit: EvilEgg: hubiestubert: Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.

His new name is Donny Two-Impeachments

//Okay, we'll have to workshop that, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

Donny 2-Peach

Dammit

President Doublepeach


President Doubleplusungood?
 
2021-01-22 7:30:56 PM  
Wikipedia lists 14 different labor parties in the US, including the one Lyndon LaRouche was a nominee for president under.
 
2021-01-22 7:32:17 PM  
The diaper party still maybe available.
 
2021-01-22 7:35:36 PM  
"The Patriot Party was a splinter group from the YPO and their members also joined the coalition."
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d3
2021-01-22 7:37:39 PM  
But he's got to have a party which would put a P after his name.
 
2021-01-22 7:40:07 PM  

Cache: Fatriot Party.

Close in sound and more descriptive.


Faketriot Party, they're all fake patriots.
 
2021-01-22 7:41:10 PM  
Pussygrabber Party?
 
2021-01-22 7:41:51 PM  
Sounds like he's going to get smacked around by old socialists the same way his buddy in the WWE got smacked around by those panda lovers.
 
2021-01-22 7:41:51 PM  
I bet he feels really deflated after hearing about this.
 
2021-01-22 7:44:00 PM  
Any name other than the Kleptocratic Party is false advertising.
 
2021-01-22 7:45:07 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Any name other than the Kleptocratic Party is false advertising.


To clarify,

Any name for a political party proposed by Trump other than the Kleptocratic Party is false advertising.
 
2021-01-22 7:45:12 PM  
Patriot Party was run by Gronk during the Super Bowl seasons.
 
2021-01-22 7:45:50 PM  

baka-san: Ishkur: Why? Was Lemon Party taken?

I think he deserves a soap party


"Blanket party."

Soap is an accessory.
 
2021-01-22 7:48:33 PM  

Oysterman: UltimaCS: [Fark user image image 425x318] Kountry Khristian Konservatives

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Elvis Presley - Clambake
Youtube z0vozdeGYnQ
 
2021-01-22 7:55:08 PM  
It'll be registered as the "P@triots Party" so there won't be any confusion and it will be modern, hipster.  Emailing them will be a problem but who emails anymore, right?
 
2021-01-22 7:55:34 PM  
I'm having a pants party
 
2021-01-22 8:00:17 PM  
He swiped a meme from Parler, which was planted there as a troll, specifically by denizens of ParlerTrick.
His people even swiped the clipart, which was a joint effort by some old Goons and a couple Farkers among others.
The name was not an accident. It was intentional. It was a joke that would go over their heads. It was meant to reel in some fish around Christmas in the runup to the GA runoff election, we just badly underestimated the size fish it would reel in, or for how long it would keep doing it.
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2021-01-22 8:06:20 PM  
Ain't no party like a white power party 'cause a white power party's full of cops.
 
2021-01-22 8:09:29 PM  

EvilEgg: hubiestubert: Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.

His new name is Donny Two-Impeachments

//Okay, we'll have to workshop that, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.


Donny Two Peach?
 
2021-01-22 8:10:38 PM  

TxRabbit: EvilEgg: hubiestubert: Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.

His new name is Donny Two-Impeachments

//Okay, we'll have to workshop that, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

Donny 2-Peach


Dammit!  I should know by now to read the entire thread.
 
2021-01-22 8:19:12 PM  

lindalouwho: Ha! I'd love to see his face when he finds out. If he changes it, every Dem needs to call him a liar... hmm he's used to that though...


Do you think he'll even care that someone else already used the name?
 
2021-01-22 8:24:26 PM  
Is he going to try to get Brady to join?
 
2021-01-22 8:44:05 PM  

Dryad: He swiped a meme from Parler, which was planted there as a troll, specifically by denizens of ParlerTrick.
His people even swiped the clipart, which was a joint effort by some old Goons and a couple Farkers among others.
The name was not an accident. It was intentional. It was a joke that would go over their heads. It was meant to reel in some fish around Christmas in the runup to the GA runoff election, we just badly underestimated the size fish it would reel in, or for how long it would keep doing it.[Fark user image 816x802] [View Full Size image _x_]


Shouldn't all the starts be point up? I know the elephants are upside down kinds like the satan symbol.

Also the eyes and lines from them look like a stylistic sheep. I can't unsee it now.
 
2021-01-22 9:01:56 PM  

Dryad: He swiped a meme from Parler, which was planted there as a troll, specifically by denizens of ParlerTrick.
His people even swiped the clipart, which was a joint effort by some old Goons and a couple Farkers among others.
The name was not an accident. It was intentional. It was a joke that would go over their heads. It was meant to reel in some fish around Christmas in the runup to the GA runoff election, we just badly underestimated the size fish it would reel in, or for how long it would keep doing it.[Fark user image 816x802] [View Full Size image _x_]


History won't stop them from using the name, and like the 4chan trolls who jokingly created the "WP" hand gesture, all of these things get assimilated.

Trump will have his "Patriot Party" and he's welcome to it. I can't wait to see Rubio, Ivanka, and whatever lucky democrat is available running on the same ballot. The crash and burn will be glorious. Ivanka ultimately won't care that she lost, not the first time, nor the next 5 or 6 times... as long as the cash is rolling in.

Running for President was always more about the grift than the win (and really, more about the prestige Trump thought it would buy him with old New York City money, than the grift, but he can never help himself when it comes to grift). The Patriot Party is a great solution for his family and many of his cronies, as the grift train just keeps rolling.
 
2021-01-22 9:02:37 PM  

EvilEgg: hubiestubert: Check? That smacks of homework, and Donnie Two-Scoops doesn't DO homework, or research, or reading. Sheesh, Libs, try another one.

His new name is Donny Two-Impeachments

//Okay, we'll have to workshop that, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.


Donny Two-Times. It applies in a lot of his situations.
 
2021-01-22 9:18:47 PM  

LesserEvil: Dryad: He swiped a meme from Parler, which was planted there as a troll, specifically by denizens of ParlerTrick.
His people even swiped the clipart, which was a joint effort by some old Goons and a couple Farkers among others.
The name was not an accident. It was intentional. It was a joke that would go over their heads. It was meant to reel in some fish around Christmas in the runup to the GA runoff election, we just badly underestimated the size fish it would reel in, or for how long it would keep doing it.[Fark user image 816x802] [View Full Size image _x_]

History won't stop them from using the name, and like the 4chan trolls who jokingly created the "WP" hand gesture, all of these things get assimilated.

Trump will have his "Patriot Party" and he's welcome to it. I can't wait to see Rubio, Ivanka, and whatever lucky democrat is available running on the same ballot. The crash and burn will be glorious. Ivanka ultimately won't care that she lost, not the first time, nor the next 5 or 6 times... as long as the cash is rolling in.

Running for President was always more about the grift than the win (and really, more about the prestige Trump thought it would buy him with old New York City money, than the grift, but he can never help himself when it comes to grift). The Patriot Party is a great solution for his family and many of his cronies, as the grift train just keeps rolling.


Pinocchio didn't care as much about the old money as much as he wanted to be in the club with people that had real money. That's why he is so adamant about protecting his actual financial situation. He keeps trying to portray himself as having real money, rather than debt. To him, the grift is the equivalent of kiting checks. He needs it to keep some cash flow so it appears that he can live extravagantly because he is really, really, rich. When he isn't.
 
2021-01-22 9:25:06 PM  
A lot of crypto-fascists say they are "classic liberals."

Well I am a Classic Libertarian along the lines of Eugene Debs or Kropotkin, back when the word meant something.
 
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