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(White House)   Biden administration creates 'National Center for Epidemic Forecasting & Outbreak Analytics'   (whitehouse.gov) divider line
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2021-01-22 1:30:21 PM  
So basically, re-forming the group Obama put together (at the recommendation of W) which the Fanta Menace disbanded because "They didn't do anything."
 
2021-01-22 2:01:43 PM  

leviosaurus: So basically, re-forming the group Obama put together (at the recommendation of W) which the Fanta Menace disbanded because "They didn't do anything."


In Trump's defense, even if he hadn't disbanded them--he would never have let them do anything.

Science to Trump was like giving a 5 year old brussel sprouts.
 
2021-01-22 9:31:00 PM  
Ivanka will just take the binder and throw it away.
 
2021-01-22 9:32:01 PM  
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2021-01-22 9:33:03 PM  
Is the first forecast going to be "within a couple days is going to be down close to zero"?
 
2021-01-22 9:34:37 PM  

leviosaurus: So basically, re-forming the group Obama put together (at the recommendation of W) which the Fanta Menace disbanded because "They didn't do anything."


Yep, and the first thing the next jack ass republican president will disband.

/who needs science when you've got god(s)
 
2021-01-22 9:35:47 PM  
Just dropping this here for the gun of it.

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2021-01-22 9:36:10 PM  
Forecast: Blue states, get your shiat together. Red states, you're probably gonna die.
 
2021-01-22 9:36:16 PM  
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2021-01-22 9:36:49 PM  
Is this the official website for the Biden COVID death-count, or are we waiting for CNN to pivot?
 
2021-01-22 9:38:10 PM  
Why didn't the Biden Administration start this last year?
 
2021-01-22 9:39:43 PM  

Snarfangel: [Fark user image 600x396]


I agree. It really needs to be called the Predicting Epidemics Nationally with Information Sciences Center.
 
2021-01-22 9:41:13 PM  

soopey: Snarfangel: [Fark user image 600x396]

I agree. It really needs to be called the Predicting Epidemics Nationally with Information Sciences Center.


According to that picture, it's base should also be south south-west of Chicago.
 
2021-01-22 9:41:19 PM  
What does this mean for Space Force?
 
2021-01-22 9:41:21 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Is this the official website for the Biden COVID death-count, or are we waiting for CNN to pivot?


He'll never beat Trump's high score. I hope the elections left you in physical pain for a while.
 
2021-01-22 9:41:29 PM  
its*
 
2021-01-22 9:43:02 PM  
But how are we supposed to pay for it? We need to be mindful of the national deficit.
 
2021-01-22 9:45:24 PM  
During Trump: [Look at phone] (scared voice) "I wonder what Trump did."
During Biden: [Look at phone] (excited voice) "I wonder what Biden did. "
 
2021-01-22 9:46:31 PM  

Crocoduck: Is the first forecast going to be "within a couple days is going to be down close to zero"?


No.
 
2021-01-22 9:46:38 PM  
After they failed to predict the epidemic of stupidity that came with Trump's election it's only prudent that we never let that happen again.
 
2021-01-22 9:46:55 PM  
Man, this change of power is bringing out all sorts of old trolls and booger-eaters.
 
2021-01-22 9:49:08 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: What does this mean for Space Force?


Probably gets dropped after season 2
 
2021-01-22 9:50:10 PM  

gremlin79: Billy Bathsalt: What does this mean for Space Force?

Probably gets dropped after season 2


Netflix was going to do that anyway.
 
2021-01-22 9:54:45 PM  
Anal! Finally.
 
2021-01-22 9:55:18 PM  
Boring!
 
2021-01-22 9:56:58 PM  

Snarfangel: [Fark user image 600x396]


Boner storms are no joke.
 
2021-01-22 9:58:59 PM  
I'm sure that addressing current emergencies is somehow communist totalitarianism.  Thanks Obama!
 
2021-01-22 10:09:52 PM  
I've forgotten what a functioning government looks like. It's really nice.
 
2021-01-22 10:19:17 PM  
Biden probably should put some guidelines together, like in a playbook for the next administration to use if needed...
 
2021-01-22 10:21:47 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I've forgotten what a functioning government looks like. It's really nice.


Isn't it wild?
 
2021-01-22 10:53:42 PM  
There he goes again, with the science and the decimals and the periodic tabling.  Boring!  Why can't the president be exciting, unpredictable, stupid like a bag of door knobs?!
 
2021-01-23 12:31:10 AM  
I changed my title to VP Business Planning & Analysis so my card it would abbreviate down to VP Bus Plan & Anal
 
2021-01-23 12:59:52 AM  

Lochsteppe: Snarfangel: [Fark user image 600x396]

Boner storms are no joke.


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Helpful illustration.
 
2021-01-23 10:23:44 AM  
"This is stupid, the people you need in that situation can be hired back very quickly."

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