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2021-01-22 8:32:03 AM  
Insurrection has consequences you dumb bunny.
 
2021-01-22 9:26:25 AM  
I'd give her money.  If it was for intense psychological assistance.
 
2021-01-22 9:51:14 AM  
Seems like some people want to cancel me because I'm trying to get donations from PayPal. Big Woop.

If you can afford a private plane you can afford your own legal defense and while we are at it we are not CANCELLING YOU we are telling you that you are such an asshole no one wants to be around you.
 
2021-01-22 10:24:12 AM  
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
 
2021-01-22 10:25:28 AM  
Shucky darn I can't do business with PayPal anymore. What am I gonna do with myself? I think I will survive. Seems like some people want to cancel me because I'm trying to get donations from PayPal. Big Woop.

There's a small part of me that's jealous of her unflappable optimism. Glad I'm not her when that moment of clarity finally arrives though, that's going to be a doozy.
 
2021-01-22 10:38:32 AM  
Everybody.... one more time,,,,,

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2021-01-22 10:41:02 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Seems like some people want to cancel me because I'm trying to get donations from PayPal. Big Woop.

If you can afford a private plane you can afford your own legal defense and while we are at it we are not CANCELLING YOU we are telling you that you are such an asshole no one wants to be around you.


It wasn't her plane.  She was invited by some dude who was looking to use the event to get lucky.  And it turned out he preferred a different MAGA bimbo.  She even annoys like-minded people!
 
2021-01-22 11:23:10 AM  
She's deleted them now apparently, but last night she had a couple of tweets- it looked like she was retweeting herself- saying that she didn't need the money, she was just soliciting funds to let people bless themselves by giving her money:
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2021-01-22 11:33:37 AM  

TomFooolery: She's deleted them now apparently, but last night she had a couple of tweets- it looked like she was retweeting herself- saying that she didn't need the money, she was just soliciting funds to let people bless themselves by giving her money:[pbs.twimg.com image 680x479]


Oh, she's gonna love prison
 
2021-01-22 11:44:31 AM  

baka-san: TomFooolery: She's deleted them now apparently, but last night she had a couple of tweets- it looked like she was retweeting herself- saying that she didn't need the money, she was just soliciting funds to let people bless themselves by giving her money:[pbs.twimg.com image 680x479]

Oh, she's gonna love prison


Bless her heart.
 
2021-01-22 11:52:08 AM  
The gift tax laws need to be updated for the crowd-funding era.
 
2021-01-22 11:52:15 AM  
give her money and you will be blessed

guess she's going to be an evil-angelical next
 
2021-01-22 11:52:27 AM  
These assholes have no farking shame...

Bragging about how well off she is while riding a private jet to "storm the Capitol" one week, and holding out her hand for free money from morons the next.

It's quite Trumpian, and farking deplorable.

I hope she does time.
 
2021-01-22 11:52:32 AM  
I can only hope that the circle of idiots who still wjorshop Trump is getting smaller by the day, either by arrest, resignation, or simple embarrassment.
 
2021-01-22 11:53:28 AM  
Wasn't she the one begging to Trump for a pardon on her front steps? Imaging flushing your life down the crapper and expecting Donald Trump to fix it for you.You can't fix that kind of stupid.😆
 
2021-01-22 11:53:55 AM  
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2021-01-22 11:53:57 AM  
Given PayPal's anti-government, money laundering beginnings I'm not convinced they didn't say:  come around to the back door, that rant on the front steps was just for show.
 
2021-01-22 11:54:01 AM  
"I have to go to trial in Washington D.C. for this misdemeanor "

Don't be so sure it will be a misdemeanor.
 
2021-01-22 11:54:08 AM  
Yeah, PayPal & GoFundMe have no intention of becoming the modern-day equivalent of the Nazi's Swiss bankers, thanksbutno.
 
2021-01-22 11:54:48 AM  

TomFooolery: She's deleted them now apparently, but last night she had a couple of tweets- it looked like she was retweeting herself- saying that she didn't need the money, she was just soliciting funds to let people bless themselves by giving her money:[pbs.twimg.com image 680x479]


That's a weird take on the prosperity gospel. I thought you had to get a worthless degree from an unaccredited bible college first.
 
2021-01-22 11:56:34 AM  

TomFooolery: She's deleted them now apparently, but last night she had a couple of tweets- it looked like she was retweeting herself- saying that she didn't need the money, she was just soliciting funds to let people bless themselves by giving her money:[pbs.twimg.com image 680x479]


I haven't been in a church in a long time, but I can't recall ever hearing that "blessed are the Jenna Ryan donors"
 
2021-01-22 11:59:23 AM  

Diogenes: Sorelian's Ghost: Seems like some people want to cancel me because I'm trying to get donations from PayPal. Big Woop.

If you can afford a private plane you can afford your own legal defense and while we are at it we are not CANCELLING YOU we are telling you that you are such an asshole no one wants to be around you.

It wasn't her plane.  She was invited by some dude who was looking to use the event to get lucky.  And it turned out he preferred a different MAGA bimbo.  She even annoys like-minded people!


Today I learned that Hollaback Magats are a thing.
 
2021-01-22 11:59:28 AM  
"EXCUSE ME, I'd like to speak to the warden"
 
2021-01-22 11:59:41 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I haven't been in a church in a long time, but I can't recall ever hearing that "blessed are the Jenna Ryan donors"


It obviously refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
 
2021-01-22 12:00:42 PM  

TomFooolery: She's deleted them now apparently, but last night she had a couple of tweets- it looked like she was retweeting herself- saying that she didn't need the money, she was just soliciting funds to let people bless themselves by giving her money:[pbs.twimg.com image 680x479]


So many con artists wrap their grifts in religious trappings. And by and large, believers just eat it up. Religion, the oldest con in the book.
 
2021-01-22 12:00:57 PM  

SpectroBoy: Everybody.... one more time,,,,,

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I got maced (onion girl)
Youtube do60xMfhNJM
 
2021-01-22 12:02:32 PM  

TomFooolery: She's deleted them now apparently, but last night she had a couple of tweets- it looked like she was retweeting herself- saying that she didn't need the money, she was just soliciting funds to let people bless themselves by giving her money:[pbs.twimg.com image 680x479]


"... cuz I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."
 
2021-01-22 12:03:41 PM  
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I think it's the unthinking arrogance and white privilege-born expression of entitlement that is most repellant.
 
2021-01-22 12:04:11 PM  
I can see why she loves Trump, as she has the same basic personality as him.  You cannot tell her she was wrong, and she cannot admit that she was wrong.
 
2021-01-22 12:04:30 PM  
Now, I'm not gonna call this lady delusional...

...but it seems fairly evident she hasn't grasped how imperiled she is legally.

Criminal justice system: please, oblige her.
 
2021-01-22 12:04:50 PM  
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.  Enjoy your fine and community service biatch.
 
2021-01-22 12:05:16 PM  

TomFooolery: She's deleted them now apparently, but last night she had a couple of tweets- it looked like she was retweeting herself- saying that she didn't need the money, she was just soliciting funds to let people bless themselves by giving her money:[pbs.twimg.com image 680x479]


And this Tweet is why Paypal canceled the thing, not because she was a traitor, but because she was lying about needing the money.
 
2021-01-22 12:07:04 PM  
Whatsoever you do
To the rich, racist Karens
That you do unto me

Lost the election, you threatened Mike Pense,
I got arrested, you paid my defense

Now enter into the home of my father
 
2021-01-22 12:07:10 PM  

Geotpf: TomFooolery: She's deleted them now apparently, but last night she had a couple of tweets- it looked like she was retweeting herself- saying that she didn't need the money, she was just soliciting funds to let people bless themselves by giving her money:[pbs.twimg.com image 680x479]

And this Tweet is why Paypal canceled the thing, not because she was a traitor, but because she was lying about needing the money.


IIRC- more deleted tweets- she said in her original solicitation that she was asking money for legal fees...and to cover losses. I think that one also factored into it.
 
2021-01-22 12:10:07 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Now, I'm not gonna call this lady delusional...

...but it seems fairly evident she hasn't grasped how imperiled she is legally.

Criminal justice system: please, oblige her.


I personally want every single person in the mob at the Capitol to be charged with murder and sedition.

If you are the getaway driver for a bank robbing crew, and one of the crew shoots a security guard, you can still be charged with murder, even if you never left the car and were unarmed, because you were in a group committing a felony that resulted in a death.

Every single person there was trying to overthrow the government as a group, therefore they were committing sedition, a felony, and in the process a police officer died.
 
2021-01-22 12:10:10 PM  

Astorix: Insurrection has consequences you dumb bunny.


Meet Elizabeth from Knoxville Tennessee who stormed the Capitol.
Youtube Dt_fVPc7h50
 
2021-01-22 12:10:22 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Seems like some people want to cancel me because I'm trying to get donations from PayPal. Big Woop.

If you can afford a private plane you can afford your own legal defense and while we are at it we are not CANCELLING YOU we are telling you that you are such an asshole no one wants to be around you.


It wasn't her plane. She accepted a ride from a sexual predator, but she still didn't score, as he hooked up with another passenger.
 
2021-01-22 12:10:38 PM  

BitwiseShift: Given PayPal's anti-government, money laundering beginnings I'm not convinced they didn't say:  come around to the back door, that rant on the front steps was just for show.


At least some of that was due to incompetence - they just didn't know about certain things. Paypal has connections into people's bank accounts and credit cards and those are heavily watched for money laundering. If Paypal wants to maintain those connections, then they need to have anti-laundering in place as well.

/ worked for both Visa and Paypal; almost certainly drank the koolaid w.r.t. corporate histories
 
2021-01-22 12:10:57 PM  
These assholes don't understand what cancelled means.  Trump has cancelled over 400k American lives.  That's cancelling someone.  Not being able to beg for money through a private company isn't being cancelled.
 
2021-01-22 12:11:02 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Seems like some people want to cancel me because I'm trying to get donations from PayPal. Big Woop.

If you can afford a private plane you can afford your own legal defense and while we are at it we are not CANCELLING YOU we are telling you that you are such an asshole no one wants to be around you.


She later tweeted that she didn't need the money but that everyone should know that every penny they give her will gain then that much goodwill with God and future luck for their good works supporting her. AKA gonna become a televangelist with this.
 
2021-01-22 12:12:10 PM  
She then moved on to soliciting venmo donations.
 
2021-01-22 12:13:28 PM  

TomFooolery: She's deleted them now apparently, but last night she had a couple of tweets- it looked like she was retweeting herself- saying that she didn't need the money, she was just soliciting funds to let people bless themselves by giving her money:[pbs.twimg.com image 680x479]


Holy shiat, she's even crazier than I thought.
 
2021-01-22 12:14:24 PM  
 
2021-01-22 12:14:56 PM  
Since she flew to DC in her plane to commit a crime, the plane should be confiscated.

/how long till she files bankruptcy?
//I say 4 months
 
2021-01-22 12:16:13 PM  
Bad news: it looks like she wouldn't lose her Real Estate license unless she's convicted of a felony OR fraud charges.

Her actual charges are "Knowingly Entering or Remaining in any Restricted Building or Grounds Without Lawful Authority; Disorderly Conduct on Capitol Grounds".

I'm not a Fark Lawyer(tm) but those are pretty much guaranteed to be misdemeanors.

That being said, she's not going to get off cheap.  She'll have to fly to DC and probably stay overnight, so there's the plane flight and a hotel room.  The major cost is going to be lawyer, as my guesstimate is a DC lawyer wouldn't touch this for less than a $5K-$10K retainer.

My expectation is those who participated in the violence will be charged with more serious crimes and do time, and those who just followed the crowd inside will get off with a misdemeanor.
 
2021-01-22 12:16:15 PM  

Phil McKraken: Astorix: Insurrection has consequences you dumb bunny.

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Oh the one with what looks like an onion in her towel she's rubbing on her eyes.. odds are she never set foot near the door.
 
2021-01-22 12:16:20 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Now, I'm not gonna call this lady delusional...

...but it seems fairly evident she hasn't grasped how imperiled she is legally.

Criminal justice system: please, oblige her.


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2021-01-22 12:16:46 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: TomFooolery: She's deleted them now apparently, but last night she had a couple of tweets- it looked like she was retweeting herself- saying that she didn't need the money, she was just soliciting funds to let people bless themselves by giving her money:[pbs.twimg.com image 680x479]

Holy shiat, she's even crazier than I thought.


Or just a more shameful grifter.  Remember, she's also a "life coach."
 
2021-01-22 12:17:46 PM  

SpectroBoy: Everybody.... one more time,,,,,

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I hadn't seen that - it's great.
Showed it to my teenage daughter, because I knew she would appreciate it. She said "Oh yeah, I've seen that - it's hilarious. You've got to remember things like that circle around Twitter and Instagram before they make it to the old people sites like Fark."

/we're old
 
2021-01-22 12:19:09 PM  

czei: Bad news: it looks like she wouldn't lose her Real Estate license unless she's convicted of a felony OR fraud charges.

Her actual charges are "Knowingly Entering or Remaining in any Restricted Building or Grounds Without Lawful Authority; Disorderly Conduct on Capitol Grounds".

I'm not a Fark Lawyer(tm) but those are pretty much guaranteed to be misdemeanors.

That being said, she's not going to get off cheap.  She'll have to fly to DC and probably stay overnight, so there's the plane flight and a hotel room.  The major cost is going to be lawyer, as my guesstimate is a DC lawyer wouldn't touch this for less than a $5K-$10K retainer.

My expectation is those who participated in the violence will be charged with more serious crimes and do time, and those who just followed the crowd inside will get off with a misdemeanor.


If she set foot in the building, there's more charges coming.
Crimes The Capitol Rioters Committed
Youtube Ct3XOs7nQ38
 
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