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(Sad and Useless)   Once bars and clubs and restaurants start reopening after the vaccine takes hold, you men are going to need some new clothes. Here's a few suggestions   (sadanduseless.com) divider line
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2021-01-22 12:21:38 AM  
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2021-01-22 12:31:44 AM  
NYE 2020: Get new server job at gorgeous prestige destination with Michelin starred chef, $300/night tips.

Mid-March: Lose glorious job to COVID, will never experience again in my lifetime
 
2021-01-22 1:30:08 AM  
WTAF?

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2021-01-22 1:31:26 AM  
like I'm just gonna WASTE all that money I spent on pajamas?

Also, my Zoom suit! (that's when I wear a button down shirt, a tie and a blazer... and socks and slippers).
 
2021-01-22 2:39:40 AM  

Speaker2Animals: WTAF?

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Looks like Steven Miller found a new job pretty quick.
 
2021-01-22 2:52:11 AM  
 I can actually see this catching on...like it's just dumb enough, but not so Bat fark crazy like some of that other stuff.
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2021-01-22 3:34:22 AM  
Those new clothes need some new gasoline and matches.
 
2021-01-22 3:34:35 AM  
The only honest one is the last one.
 
2021-01-22 3:39:12 AM  
Some where deep in the bowels of hell Michael Alig is shaking his tiny fist. Or rolling his eyes. I'm torn.

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If know this reference you're old.
 
2021-01-22 3:43:27 AM  
"You're a junkie, Harry"

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2021-01-22 3:43:45 AM  
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Now this is a nice outfit. Shame about all the rest.
 
2021-01-22 3:45:42 AM  
They aren't even trying to make viable clothes, are they. These are just one-off showpieces for attention, right?
 
2021-01-22 3:48:10 AM  
Meth is a hell of a drug....And I don't just mean the designer.  I can see the ad for those models now...
"Models wanted, 6oz of free meth", scrawled in Sharpie on bus station bathroom walls across the mid-south. Then you ad a herion addict "designer" and, viola', you have scrawny, pasty models in weird uh, "clothes"...
 
2021-01-22 3:50:24 AM  

blastoh: I can actually see this catching on...like it's just dumb enough, but not so Bat fark crazy like some of that other stuff.
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Perfect for Division-villain larping.
 
2021-01-22 3:51:35 AM  

nytmare: They aren't even trying to make viable clothes, are they. These are just one-off showpieces for attention, right?


The Devil Wears Prada - Blue sweater scene
Youtube awmyDjY-8e8
 
2021-01-22 3:52:00 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: like I'm just gonna WASTE all that money I spent on pajamas?

Also, my Zoom suit! (that's when I wear a button down shirt, a tie and a blazer... and socks and slippers).


Socks AND slippers?

Look at Mr. Fancy-Pants over here...
 
2021-01-22 3:53:24 AM  
I expected to leave this article disappointed. I was not. More than one latex piece and a "please kill me" sweater.
 
2021-01-22 3:53:24 AM  

blastoh: I can actually see this catching on...like it's just dumb enough, but not so Bat fark crazy like some of that other stuff.
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If this is a one piece. I'd buy it.
 
2021-01-22 3:55:28 AM  

Speaker2Animals: WTAF?

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When costume designers for a Midsummer Night's Dream get into the brown acid.......
 
2021-01-22 3:57:54 AM  

PunGent: Monty_Zoncolan: like I'm just gonna WASTE all that money I spent on pajamas?

Also, my Zoom suit! (that's when I wear a button down shirt, a tie and a blazer... and socks and slippers).

Socks AND slippers?

Look at Mr. Fancy-Pants over here...


at least it's not socks and sandals. that's worse than all the outfits in TFA combined.
 
2021-01-22 3:59:32 AM  

virulent_loser: at least it's not socks and sandals. that's worse than all the outfits in TFA combined.


Yes!!!!!!
 
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2021-01-22 4:01:19 AM  
The last one was one the model made himself...
 
2021-01-22 4:04:15 AM  
Okay, I get it now. These are all outfits designed to make sure people social distance from you.

I think this line will be a huge success. I wouldn't go anywhere near any of those mofos.
 
2021-01-22 4:08:49 AM  

aagrajag: "You're a junkie, Harry"


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I am like 90% sure this guy is an optional challenge-mode boss.
 
2021-01-22 4:11:46 AM  

nytmare: They aren't even trying to make viable clothes, are they. These are just one-off showpieces for attention, right?


Literally yes. It's like every other form of art or advertisement. It's about drawing attention to something, whether it's a feeling, or an idea or a product. The entire purpose is for the actual products they're selling to be associated with a certain image among a certain group. For us Farkers, the equivalent is our choice of what band's overpriced shiatty black concert T-shirt to buy/wear today. It's all basically the same shirt, but the distinct connotations are obvious to all sorts of different weird groups like us.
 
2021-01-22 4:19:51 AM  

Speaker2Animals: WTAF?

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Good Lord!
Well if that's a thing now I'm glad I can stay home and do my drinking.
Starting Sunday 1/24 here in Las Vegas you can order liquor to be delivered. From restaurants.
I don't ever wanna see that... Whatever it is, ever again! 😵
 
2021-01-22 4:44:13 AM  
Of course it all looks insane when you look at one piece and not the entire collection. It's farking art. Y'all lose your shiat when people say comics aren't art, so shut the fark up about fashion shows.
 
2021-01-22 4:46:53 AM  

Clearly Canadian: aagrajag: "You're a junkie, Harry"

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I am like 90% sure this guy is an optional challenge-mode boss.


In the next Borderlands DLC
 
2021-01-22 5:02:25 AM  
I'd wear the fark out of those candy-striped pantaloons.  They're on-fleek.
 
2021-01-22 5:09:09 AM  
I sincerely hope those men were paid well
 
2021-01-22 5:09:26 AM  
I think this one sums it all up... for the designers
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2021-01-22 5:18:57 AM  

blastoh: I can actually see this catching on...like it's just dumb enough, but not so Bat fark crazy like some of that other stuff.
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I could totally and unfortunately see Kanye West wearing that to an award show.
 
2021-01-22 5:21:35 AM  
No thanks. I'll just have to remain unfashionable in my cargo shorts and ratty concert tshirts
 
2021-01-22 5:23:09 AM  
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2021-01-22 5:27:15 AM  

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Now this is a nice outfit. Shame about all the rest.


I was gonna say, I'd like heels and pantyhose to come back into fashion. Most men have great legs for it. Hell, wear em with baggy shorts for all I care, I just want that calf.
 
2021-01-22 5:39:57 AM  

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Da da da, da da da, da da dum!!
 
2021-01-22 5:44:11 AM  
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2021-01-22 5:56:28 AM  
It's too early in the morning for this shiat.

These clothes look like something a movie costume designer would come up with to represent fashion trends of the future.
 
2021-01-22 5:58:16 AM  
Fortunately runway clothes are meant for arcane status games among designers. They are not meant fro real people to wear.
 
2021-01-22 6:06:23 AM  
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2021-01-22 6:07:25 AM  
The looks on their faces...

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2021-01-22 6:13:32 AM  
looks like the npc's from cyberpunk 2077
 
2021-01-22 6:17:41 AM  

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Well look what the cat dragged in....
 
2021-01-22 6:23:26 AM  
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2021-01-22 6:26:52 AM  

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Username checks!
 
2021-01-22 6:27:36 AM  
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2021-01-22 6:28:05 AM  
You know what, I think I'll just deal with the public nudity charges.
 
2021-01-22 6:28:30 AM  

Speaker2Animals: WTAF?

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The designer of that, and probably anyone at the showing that applauded, needs to be thoroughly investigated, and have his basement checked out. That mind just ain't right.
 
2021-01-22 6:34:44 AM  

blastoh: I can actually see this catching on...like it's just dumb enough, but not so Bat fark crazy like some of that other stuff.
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Until people notice the pants split at the knee so walking will be a complete hassle.

/Plus the best tasting shiat, still tastes like shiat
 
2021-01-22 6:38:46 AM  
If this isn't from the zoolander cutting room floor...
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