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(Media Matters)   Congresswoman who assembled Articles of Impeachment out of Legos: "9/11 'was done by our own government' and 'none of the school shootings were real or done by the ones who were supposedly arrested for them' "   (mediamatters.org) divider line
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2021-01-22 12:14:42 AM  
Just when you think read the dumbest thing today a new level opens up
 
2021-01-22 12:16:38 AM  
Just when you thought this woman couldn't get any dumber.. The internet never forgetting proves you wrong
 
2021-01-22 3:32:31 AM  
This woman belongs in a rubber room. Seriously.

As another Farker pointed out, she shouldn't be allowed to operate scissors, let alone a handgun.
 
2021-01-22 4:00:22 AM  
This is Fark. The dumbest things on the internet gravitate this way. Then they get greenlit or a TF account
 
2021-01-22 4:20:48 AM  
The moment she won her election I knew that we'd be seeing a lot of threads here mocking her complete batshiat insanity. She makes Michele Bachmann look stable.
 
2021-01-22 4:31:57 AM  
shiat like this is why I keep pleading with my conservative family to stop identifying complete and utter lunatics as their own for literally no other reason than because they keep appealing to their victim complex. Like, if you don't want me calling conservatives a bunch of dangerously unhinged racist wing nuts, then stop saying shiat like "Rosanne Barr was tired for supporting Trump," when she was really fired for going on a racist drug-fueled rant about her boss and harassing school shootings survivors.
 
2021-01-22 4:35:07 AM  
Like, imagine if furries looked at Rainfurrest, or Foxler and started saying "yep, that's us! If you have a problem with that stuff, then you're a bigot that's fursecuting us!"

That's literally what conservative's partisan brain worms are doing to them.
 
2021-01-22 4:53:22 AM  
Georgia's 14th Congressional district is not sending us its best.

Or, perhaps more frighteningly, it is.
 
2021-01-22 4:53:39 AM  

MattytheMouse: Like, imagine if furries looked at Rainfurrest, or Foxler and started saying "yep, that's us! If you have a problem with that stuff, then you're a bigot that's fursecuting us!"

That's literally what conservative's partisan brain worms are doing to them.


It's both fascinating and terrifying to watch. And you're right to call it brain worms, I swear to God I can see them getting dumber by the day and they descend deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole of resentment, recalcitrance, and racism.
 
2021-01-22 4:56:47 AM  
Why again are mental patients, lunatics and senile people allowed in congress again?
 
2021-01-22 4:57:09 AM  
What the fark is wrong with us as a society that people like this can get elected to positions of power?
 
2021-01-22 5:01:31 AM  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: What the fark is wrong with us as a society that people like this can get elected to positions of power?


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2021-01-22 5:03:28 AM  

styckx: Just when you thought this woman couldn't get any dumber.. The internet never forgetting proves you wrong


I'm a special needs teacher. Trust me, this woman isn't dumb; she's crazy. And dangerous, since she has a platform now.
 
2021-01-22 5:04:34 AM  

MattytheMouse: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: What the fark is wrong with us as a society that people like this can get elected to positions of power?

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"But Matty, you handsome sex god," I hear you say. "What form of governance would you prefer?"

Well, fortunately, I have another Simpsons meme for that.
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2021-01-22 5:06:22 AM  
She needs to be sent home and cut off of social media. She needs to get a job away from people and have as little contact with the public as possible.
 
2021-01-22 5:06:26 AM  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: What the fark is wrong with us as a society that people like this can get elected to positions of power?


I will keep reminding people that her district is where this happened:
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2021-01-22 5:09:05 AM  
Just being Devils Advocate here but she's the Republican for her time and place. She's got at least four years (and quite likely eight or twelve years) to oppose Democrat presidents. She's an idiot, she's got no interest in actual evidence or facts, she's got a big following entirely because she's "controversial", she's being touted as the new face of the party, she's perfectly placed to be an opposition Congresswoman.

Now if anyone was to actually give her some power, like Trump she'd fark that up in literally minutes if not seconds. But when you need a lunatic attack dog to charge everything a government is trying to do, she's a first round draft pick.

So please respond with all you've got, and don't expect her to be reasonable, play fair or go away when she's had her arse handed to her. She's exactly the footsoldier the Republicans will want to use right now, and they'll sacrifice her like footsoldiers always get sacrificed when their team is approaching victory, so watch out for that moment too whenever it comes. That's when it's time to really get serious.
 
2021-01-22 5:11:55 AM  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: What the fark is wrong with us as a society that people like this can get elected to positions of power?


Because she makes stupid people feel good about themselves.  Not because they think she's stupid, but because they recognize themselves in her.

/Now, let's finance public education with bonding bills
/And then vote the bills down
 
2021-01-22 5:13:21 AM  
Poor Louie Gohmert ... the guy has worked so hard to be the dumbest lump of flesh elected to office.  Now he'll be lucky just to crack the top 5.
 
2021-01-22 5:15:43 AM  
scratching my head wondering why dirt poor Georgians would vote Republican oh right shes got a set of tits
 
2021-01-22 5:20:20 AM  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: What the fark is wrong with us as a society that people like this can get elected to positions of power?


On a technicality, she's in the minority party in the House and she's in the party which opposes the President, in most western democracies being an opposition member of parliament is not a "position of power" although of course she does have the right to sit and vote in the House so that is by definition a position of power because ordinary citizens can't do that.

The point you're at risk of missing is not that she's in a "position of power", it's that she's clearly being promoted as a senior attack-dog for the period when the Republicans have this opposition role. There's almost no point attacking her for being inconsistent, illogical, ignoring evidence or being flat-out nasty. That's her job description right now, any day she's not one of those things is a good day.

By all means try appealing to the better angels of her electorate but idiots like this exist in every modern democracy where two parties are slugging it out. There's no point questioning why, it's a guaranteed feature of democracy. And by all means prove me wrong, point to a single legislature in any significant western democractic population where there are no populist idiots? You won't.
 
2021-01-22 5:28:08 AM  
Trumpism destroys minds and rapes souls, and this woman is proof.
 
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2021-01-22 5:28:20 AM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: What the fark is wrong with us as a society that people like this can get elected to positions of power?

[Fark user image image 425x321]

"But Matty, you handsome sex god," I hear you say. "What form of governance would you prefer?"

Well, fortunately, I have another Simpsons meme for that.
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Don't blame me.  I voted for Kodos.
 
2021-01-22 5:29:17 AM  
The fark is wrong with people?
Some idiot snaps and does something terrible?
No, that can't be it.
It must be a secret faction of the government staging a mass shooting to secretly remove 29 kids to import them as child sex workers that can be ordered online through a pizza shop by using a secret code to garner favor with space aliens in an effort to reclaim the lost codes to enable time travel.

Yes, that's much more plausible.
 
2021-01-22 5:29:33 AM  

MattytheMouse: Like, imagine if furries looked at Rainfurrest, or Foxler and started saying "yep, that's us! If you have a problem with that stuff, then you're a bigot that's fursecuting us!"


Even without context, I would regret asking, but who?
 
2021-01-22 5:29:36 AM  
So has anyone made a Trump "Miss Me Yet?" graphic?

Too soon?
 
2021-01-22 5:35:29 AM  
Her, Cawthorn, and Boebert are considered the Republican Party's rising stars.

They are also lunatic shiat stirrers from hillbilly districts.  They even had to gerrymander Cawthorn's district to make it safe.  I want them front and center for the next 10 years as an example of what the Republicans represent.
 
2021-01-22 5:38:02 AM  
You know we should require our Congress people to not be crazy before seating them.
 
2021-01-22 5:39:03 AM  

here to help: So has anyone made a Trump "Miss Me Yet?" graphic?

Too soon?


Hell on fox news they are already blaming thousands of dead per day of covid on biden. Somehow he didnt cure everyone from COVID yet and he must be impeached.
 
2021-01-22 5:42:39 AM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: What the fark is wrong with us as a society that people like this can get elected to positions of power?

[Fark user image image 425x321]

"But Matty, you handsome sex god," I hear you say. "What form of governance would you prefer?"

Well, fortunately, I have another Simpsons meme for that.
[Fark user image image 425x318]


You just want overlords because they're anthropomorphic.
 
2021-01-22 5:42:56 AM  
Nancy Pelosi should tell her that the "real Congress" meets at the nearest Waffle House every Tuesday at 3 am.
 
2021-01-22 5:49:39 AM  

lolmao500: here to help: So has anyone made a Trump "Miss Me Yet?" graphic?

Too soon?

Hell on fox news they are already blaming thousands of dead per day of covid on biden. Somehow he didnt cure everyone from COVID yet and he must be impeached.


You made me go look at fox. Biden is already needing a break after just one day. Biden's cabinet in disarray. Biden is lying about Trump's impressive handling of COVID. Biden is already breaking promises.

Yawn. Predictable, boring, sad. Can't wait to hear about fiscal responsibility when they start running through the classics.
 
2021-01-22 5:50:42 AM  

Hey Nurse!: The fark is wrong with people?
Some idiot snaps and does something terrible?
No, that can't be it.
It must be a secret faction of the government staging a mass shooting to secretly remove 29 kids to import them as child sex workers that can be ordered online through a pizza shop by using a secret code to garner favor with space aliens in an effort to reclaim the lost codes to enable time travel.

Yes, that's much more plausible.


Thats why you have to ask questions, never accept what the Fake News tells you at face value.
 
2021-01-22 5:50:57 AM  
Sandy Hook was a "STAGGED [sic] SHOOTING,"

Sandy Hook was a real shooting, by a real psycho, you piece of shiat.  There are little corpses to prove it.  DIAF ASAP!
 
2021-01-22 5:53:21 AM  
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2021-01-22 5:53:59 AM  

Aussie_As: Just being Devils Advocate here but she's the Republican for her time and place. She's got at least four years (and quite likely eight or twelve years) to oppose Democrat presidents. She's an idiot, she's got no interest in actual evidence or facts, she's got a big following entirely because she's "controversial", she's being touted as the new face of the party, she's perfectly placed to be an opposition Congresswoman.

Now if anyone was to actually give her some power, like Trump she'd fark that up in literally minutes if not seconds. But when you need a lunatic attack dog to charge everything a government is trying to do, she's a first round draft pick.

So please respond with all you've got, and don't expect her to be reasonable, play fair or go away when she's had her arse handed to her. She's exactly the footsoldier the Republicans will want to use right now, and they'll sacrifice her like footsoldiers always get sacrificed when their team is approaching victory, so watch out for that moment too whenever it comes. That's when it's time to really get serious.


You have the smarts and good on you, but just so everyone is on the same page, we do know that the people in the House of Representatives are elected for TWO YEARS, not four, right?

Please.  Carry on.  Let's continue.
 
2021-01-22 5:58:08 AM  

BadMotivator: Poor Louie Gohmert ... the guy has worked so hard to be the dumbest lump of flesh elected to office.  Now he'll be lucky just to crack the top 5.


I'm going to call her Lady Gohmert out of proper respect for both.
 
2021-01-22 6:03:09 AM  

MattytheMouse: shiat like this is why I keep pleading with my conservative family to stop identifying complete and utter lunatics as their own for literally no other reason than because they keep appealing to their victim complex. Like, if you don't want me calling conservatives a bunch of dangerously unhinged racist wing nuts, then stop saying shiat like "Rosanne Barr was tired for supporting Trump," when she was really fired for going on a racist drug-fueled rant about her boss and harassing school shootings survivors.


So... Supporting Trump
 
2021-01-22 6:06:56 AM  

vrax: Sandy Hook was a "STAGGED [sic] SHOOTING,"

Sandy Hook was a real shooting, by a real psycho, you piece of shiat.  There are little corpses to prove it.  DIAF ASAP!


Not really a CSB, but for weird reasons, I totally missed Sandy Hook. It was totally off my radar and I had to come back to it later to see what had happened and figure it all out. It was my FIRST EXPERIENCE with crazy conspiracy theorists and YouTube, and wow. Just wow. The doctored videos and bizarre explanations and theories were like a basement full of sewage, and I had no waders.

With any of these conspiracy theories or bizarre beliefs, whether Flat Earth, Big Foot, 9/11, birtherism, Sandy Hook, moon landings and all the rest, you could put together a team of about eight people, brainstorm  for a weekend, and launch a full-on assault on objective reality. If someone has no peer group of sane people or a reliable news source of ANY kind, then you are guaranteed success. Isolated, fearful, unsophisticated people have zero chance of resisting motivated, tech-savvy, authoritatively speaking people.

And then of course, we have to wonder if this woman is a sheep, or a wolf in sheep's clothing. Or do we? Either way, she does not belong in the House.
 
2021-01-22 6:07:05 AM  
Another "Trumper Blonde". Nothing to see here. Move along.
 
2021-01-22 6:07:14 AM  

Catlenfell: Nancy Pelosi should tell her that the "real Congress" meets at the nearest Waffle House every Tuesday at 3 am.


Well, that made me curious.

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2021-01-22 6:08:01 AM  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: What the fark is wrong with us as a society that people like this can get elected to positions of power?


Because people are stupid. I mean people are dumb. No, I mean really f*cking dumb.  I mean you take what you think stupid is and you set that to 'Albert Einstein'; now look back over at stupid.
 
2021-01-22 6:08:51 AM  

MattytheMouse: you're a bigot that's fursecuting us!"


Perhaps it's because it's 6 am and I just woke up but I read this to mean "Prosecute" and opposed to "Persecute" . Because of that, I imagined a courtroom full of people in fur suits and regular suits holding the most mundane of criminal hearings as they prep for a trial.
 
2021-01-22 6:09:12 AM  

2fardownthread: Aussie_As: ....
You have the smarts and good on you, but just so everyone is on the same page, we do know that the people in the House of Representatives are elected for TWO YEARS, not four, right?

Please.  Carry on.  Let's continue.


I've assumed she's in a fairly safe seat but in point of fact did not know they are elected for two years so thanks for that. Is she a chance of losing her seat? This website says it's safe for the GOP no matter who they run but happy to be corrected if anyone's got a local interpretation I'm missing. So whether she's up for re-election every two or four years doesn't make much difference is my point.
 
2021-01-22 6:09:40 AM  
Oh. A "I support the cops, also the cops conspired to murder a bunch of kids a bunch of times." nutjob. Great.
 
2021-01-22 6:11:13 AM  

vrax: Sandy Hook was a "STAGGED [sic] SHOOTING,"

Sandy Hook was a real shooting, by a real psycho, you piece of shiat.  There are little corpses to prove it.  DIAF ASAP!


Someone should put the bug in her ear that the graves of the children killed are empty and get her to try to dig them up to prove it.  The optics would be good for her image.
 
2021-01-22 6:16:58 AM  

lolmao500: here to help: So has anyone made a Trump "Miss Me Yet?" graphic?

Too soon?

Hell on fox news they are already blaming thousands of dead per day of covid on biden. Somehow he didnt cure everyone from COVID yet and he must be impeached.


And if by some literal miracle of the universe Biden had cured it on the 1st day in everyone, you know what they would have said? 'See it wasn't such a big deal anyway."
 
2021-01-22 6:18:04 AM  
Hmmm, 9/11 an inside job... and it was also done by the Republicans.
 
2021-01-22 6:20:39 AM  

lolmao500: Why again are mental patients, lunatics and senile people allowed in congress again?


Because they represent the will and values of their constituents
 
2021-01-22 6:25:51 AM  
She is an absolute nut. And had been for quite awhile, now.
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