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(Daily Mail)   While his presidency officially ended at noon, the First Lady gave him an early Bye Felicia on the tarmac   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-01-22 2:22:07 AM  
Interesting dress - There's a dorm room somewhere with a sofa missing it's cover.
 
2021-01-22 3:08:02 AM  
No make fotos! Where is lawyer office? Must to make with urgent filings of the divorce papers.
 
2021-01-22 3:12:25 AM  
We all know this is a loveless business agreement marriage. But let's also make sure not to pretend she's a good person or something.
 
2021-01-22 3:13:48 AM  
She may not wait for Putin to give the order before she smothers Drumpf in his sleep.
 
2021-01-22 3:15:05 AM  
Yeah, she's going to want to be clear of the trump Hindenburg before it goes up
 
2021-01-22 3:18:20 AM  
"I really don't care, do you?"
 
2021-01-22 3:21:08 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Yeah, she's going to want to be clear of the trump Hindenburg before it goes up


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Well, somebody had to...
 
2021-01-22 3:23:38 AM  

passive: Natalie Portmanteau: Yeah, she's going to want to be clear of the trump Hindenburg before it goes up

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Well, somebody had to...


Oh, the orange-hued fake-tannity!
 
2021-01-22 3:24:44 AM  
Trying to figure out why we care
 
2021-01-22 3:26:44 AM  
For a man whose entire life has been about projecting the perfect image, he** is particularly and comically bad at it, even when he has time to stage the moment.

Fark them both. I would be happy never to see their names in the pol tab again, except for a brief news cycle about the impeachment trial, and then a video if he ever gets arrested. But beyond that, I don't give the teensiest fark about either of them.
 
2021-01-22 3:26:50 AM  
Killery strikes again. Killing a fairytale marriage.

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2021-01-22 3:27:19 AM  

NotCodger: Interesting dress - There's a dorm room somewhere with a sofa missing it's cover.


The article said that it costs $3700.  It's that type of thing that makes me think that designers are just farking with us.  Nearly four grand for something that Mrs. Roper would have worn.
 
2021-01-22 3:27:21 AM  
She never wanted any of it, she signed up to be a rich man's trophy wife in New York, which lets face it is a pretty sweet gig for someone from her background.

Being part of a massive political shiat-show and becoming a national hate figure is hardly her idea of a good time, so the instant he stopped being president she is back to lounging and shopping in peace.
 
2021-01-22 3:30:05 AM  
She's going to make some Florida divorce lawyer famous.
 
2021-01-22 3:30:14 AM  

Lipo: Trying to figure out why we care


And yet, here you are.
 
2021-01-22 3:32:59 AM  
Trump had stress-eaten several leftover filet-o-fishes for breakfast and she didn't want to be anywhere near the ensuing gastrointestinal distress that causes him.
 
2021-01-22 3:33:02 AM  

gaspode: She never wanted any of it, she signed up to be a rich man's trophy wife in New York, which lets face it is a pretty sweet gig for someone from her background.


If she didn't want any part of it, why was she making the media rounds back in 2011, when he first hinted he would run?

Melania Trump On Obama's Birth Certificate
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2021-01-22 3:34:16 AM  

Iggie: NotCodger: Interesting dress - There's a dorm room somewhere with a sofa missing it's cover.

The article said that it costs $3700.  It's that type of thing that makes me think that designers are just farking with us.  Nearly four grand for something that Mrs. Roper would have worn.


Nailed it!

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2021-01-22 3:34:27 AM  

NotCodger: Interesting dress - There's a dorm room somewhere with a sofa missing it's cover.


From the mid-1970s, no less.
 
2021-01-22 3:36:03 AM  
You mean to say that the trollop who knows how to say "happy ending" in several different languages is filing for divorce? I don't believe it!
 
2021-01-22 3:37:32 AM  

Iggie: gaspode: She never wanted any of it, she signed up to be a rich man's trophy wife in New York, which lets face it is a pretty sweet gig for someone from her background.

If she didn't want any part of it, why was she making the media rounds back in 2011, when he first hinted he would run?

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Because he told her to and neither of them ever thought it would be more than a publicity stunt and grift?. She is a hideous selfish amoral person and probably likes him because he is one too.. but doing something that in some way resembles working and having responsibilities however trivial? fark no.
 
2021-01-22 3:37:40 AM  

Iggie: gaspode: She never wanted any of it, she signed up to be a rich man's trophy wife in New York, which lets face it is a pretty sweet gig for someone from her background.

If she didn't want any part of it, why was she making the media rounds back in 2011, when he first hinted he would run?

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It was in her contract.
 
2021-01-22 3:47:09 AM  

Iggie: NotCodger: Interesting dress - There's a dorm room somewhere with a sofa missing it's cover.

The article said that it costs $3700.  It's that type of thing that makes me think that designers are just farking with us.  Nearly four grand for something that Mrs. Roper would have worn.


To some degree fashion is just about flexing various forms of power. That could be rarity of materials, raw amount of labor to create or just showing that you have enough influence to take something out of favor and make people like it.
 
2021-01-22 3:48:51 AM  
It almost looks like he pushed her on.  No idea.  I hope they are miserable.
 
2021-01-22 3:50:53 AM  

NotCodger: Interesting dress - There's a dorm room somewhere with a sofa missing it's cover.


Eh, I got more of a Mexican restaurant tabletop vibe from it.
 
2021-01-22 3:51:17 AM  
She'll get Trump tower in the divorce.  He's stuck with Barron.
 
2021-01-22 3:51:52 AM  

FlyinS: We all know this is a loveless business agreement marriage. But let's also make sure not to pretend she's a good person or something.


Yeah, she was cool with children in cages. They can both crash and burn hard.
 
2021-01-22 3:52:30 AM  
That dress looks.le the wallpaper from a 1976 Orange Julius stall
 
2021-01-22 3:52:46 AM  

Iggie: NotCodger: Interesting dress - There's a dorm room somewhere with a sofa missing it's cover.

The article said that it costs $3700.  It's that type of thing that makes me think that designers are just farking with us.  Nearly four grand for something that Mrs. Roper would have worn.


This is real, too. It has a matching ring for over 300$.

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2021-01-22 3:55:27 AM  

ToughActinProlactin: Iggie: NotCodger: Interesting dress - There's a dorm room somewhere with a sofa missing it's cover.

The article said that it costs $3700.  It's that type of thing that makes me think that designers are just farking with us.  Nearly four grand for something that Mrs. Roper would have worn.

This is real, too. It has a matching ring for over 300$.

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It is impossible for me to conceive of a person who sees something like this and goes "yes, I must have that"...and yet I know such people exist.
 
2021-01-22 3:57:41 AM  

ToughActinProlactin: Iggie: NotCodger: Interesting dress - There's a dorm room somewhere with a sofa missing it's cover.

The article said that it costs $3700.  It's that type of thing that makes me think that designers are just farking with us.  Nearly four grand for something that Mrs. Roper would have worn.

This is real, too. It has a matching ring for over 300$.

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2021-01-22 3:57:59 AM  
Marrying your daughter is legal/illegal?

Asking for a traitor.
 
2021-01-22 4:10:59 AM  
a stony-faced Melania

I wasn't aware of any other kind. Maybe that's just her face. Or maybe she's perpetually miserable. I don't really care, do you?
 
2021-01-22 4:21:46 AM  

Boo_Guy: Trump had stress-eaten several leftover filet-o-fishes Fish Delights for breakfast and she didn't want to be anywhere near the ensuing gastrointestinal distress that causes him.


FTFY

Gordon Bennett: a stony-faced Melania

I wasn't aware of any other kind. Maybe that's just her face. Or maybe she's perpetually miserable. I don't really care, do you?


Her face has been looking rather craggy of late....
 
2021-01-22 4:35:36 AM  
Somewhere there is a battalion of Cabana Boys steeling their nerves with shots cheap vodka and shouts of encouragement.
"Just close your eyes and think of the tips!"
 
2021-01-22 4:45:47 AM  
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2021-01-22 4:52:14 AM  
Her dress looks like the wallpaper of a couple in the 1970s who were really into swinging.
 
2021-01-22 4:54:26 AM  
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2021-01-22 4:54:33 AM  

Lipo: Trying to figure out why we care


Oh, it's just a bit of nice schadenfreude to watch his whole life fall apart after tearing up everyone else's for 4 years.
 
2021-01-22 5:09:00 AM  
they took pictures of a tv screen
 
2021-01-22 5:20:08 AM  
Like many retired women in Florida, she wears a caftan now.
 
2021-01-22 5:29:18 AM  
It's worth noting that Melania probably never wanted to go to Washington in the first place.

"Donahhld, who geeves a fark about publeeeceeety stuff?!"
 
2021-01-22 5:38:32 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Like many retired women in Florida, she wears a caftan now.


We always called them muumuus.  Or moomoos, if you prefer.
 
2021-01-22 5:38:54 AM  

gaspode: She never wanted any of it, she signed up to be a rich man's trophy wife in New York, which lets face it is a pretty sweet gig for someone from her background.

Being part of a massive political shiat-show and becoming a national hate figure is hardly her idea of a good time, so the instant he stopped being president she is back to lounging and shopping in peace.


agreed, i felt bad for her.  She wanted none of this, no desire to be in such a major spotlight especially with her young son.
 
2021-01-22 5:42:26 AM  

NotCodger: Interesting dress - There's a dorm room somewhere with a sofa missing it's cover.


Traditional Slovenian Divorce Dress
 
2021-01-22 5:44:52 AM  

Warrior Kermit: gaspode: She never wanted any of it, she signed up to be a rich man's trophy wife in New York, which lets face it is a pretty sweet gig for someone from her background.

Being part of a massive political shiat-show and becoming a national hate figure is hardly her idea of a good time, so the instant he stopped being president she is back to lounging and shopping in peace.

agreed, i felt bad for her.  She wanted none of this, no desire to be in such a major spotlight especially with her young son.


Go ahead and feel bad ya farkin' twink. You kumbayah, bleeding heart types are what get us run over time and again.

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2021-01-22 5:45:16 AM  

Warrior Kermit: gaspode: She never wanted any of it, she signed up to be a rich man's trophy wife in New York, which lets face it is a pretty sweet gig for someone from her background.

Being part of a massive political shiat-show and becoming a national hate figure is hardly her idea of a good time, so the instant he stopped being president she is back to lounging and shopping in peace.

agreed, i felt bad for her.  She wanted none of this, no desire to be in such a major spotlight especially with her young son.


I did at first until she revealed her character a few times.. she seems to be selfish and obnoxious at best and racist at worst.
 
2021-01-22 5:56:24 AM  

Warrior Kermit: gaspode: She never wanted any of it, she signed up to be a rich man's trophy wife in New York, which lets face it is a pretty sweet gig for someone from her background.

Being part of a massive political shiat-show and becoming a national hate figure is hardly her idea of a good time, so the instant he stopped being president she is back to lounging and shopping in peace.

agreed, i felt bad for her.  She wanted none of this, no desire to be in such a major spotlight especially with her young son.


No, her and Ivanka are both complete shiatheads like every other single man they know and are attracted to.  That's why they're there.
 
2021-01-22 5:57:02 AM  
At this point, they 100% deserve each other.
 
2021-01-22 6:10:50 AM  

The Brains: Warrior Kermit: gaspode: She never wanted any of it, she signed up to be a rich man's trophy wife in New York, which lets face it is a pretty sweet gig for someone from her background.

Being part of a massive political shiat-show and becoming a national hate figure is hardly her idea of a good time, so the instant he stopped being president she is back to lounging and shopping in peace.

agreed, i felt bad for her.  She wanted none of this, no desire to be in such a major spotlight especially with her young son.

Go ahead and feel bad ya farkin' twink. You kumbayah, bleeding heart types are what get us run over time and again.

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I can't decide if it's a better table cloth or linoleum pattern.
 
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