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(Fox Business)   Jamie Dimon won't be able to pay rent   ( divider line
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992 clicks; posted to Business » on 22 Jan 2021 at 5:05 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-01-22 5:57:58 AM  
You know how every time you deposit a check and you wait for it to clear so you can spend your money?

It's sitting in the bank. Just chilling. The bank is over there collecting interest on it, two days at a time.

I bet his bonus pay doesn't even equal the interest the bank earned in the last year from just the held funds of those checks.

The poor schmuck.
2021-01-22 7:22:29 AM  
Another hard working man finds out American companies don't give raises anymore.
I wonder if he got the " You are lucky to have a job in this economy." talk from his bosses when he got the news.
2021-01-22 7:33:07 AM  
There's always OnlyFans.
2021-01-22 8:35:08 AM  

NewportBarGuy: There's always OnlyFans.

Hard like a Dimon. A woman's best friend.
2021-01-22 11:01:23 AM  
The poor guy.  That's not even a million dollars a week.

How is someone supposed to survive on that?
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