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(Some Guy)   Store owners left with bad taste in their mouths after thief escapes with $3000 of toothbrushes. Authorities describe suspect as breathtaking   (steinbachonline.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Shoppers Drug Mart, recent theft, Toothbrush, Steinbach RCMP, security camera, According to Jim, Crime, dark clothing  
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2021-01-21 10:29:43 PM  
Help take a bite out of crime, folks.
 
2021-01-21 10:30:15 PM  
...or at least put a dent in it.
 
2021-01-22 1:13:49 AM  
They probably have a close-up of him
 
2021-01-22 1:17:13 AM  
It they find him, they should Aim for his pearly whites.
 
2021-01-22 1:31:05 AM  
Did the cashiers just move out of his way because of his bristling attitude?
Looks like a big guy.
 
2021-01-22 1:31:57 AM  
I have a hard time imagining the Scope of such an operation.
 
2021-01-22 1:33:52 AM  
*under duress to not post big book of British teeth...   please help*
 
2021-01-22 2:29:34 AM  
14 toothbrushes for 3000$ fark you lol
 
2021-01-22 3:00:50 AM  

90supraT: 14 toothbrushes for 3000$ fark you lol


Seriously. That's over 200 per brush. I've got a sweet electric brush and it cost me less than 100 bucks. That store's prices suck ass.
 
2021-01-22 3:10:06 AM  
Ouch that's a lot for some Perlie Whitez!!!!!!

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Lookin Good!!!!!
 
2021-01-22 3:24:38 AM  

KodosZardoz: 90supraT: 14 toothbrushes for 3000$ fark you lol

Seriously. That's over 200 per brush. I've got a sweet electric brush and it cost me less than 100 bucks. That store's prices suck ass.


It looks like he didn't even get the most expensive ones:
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2021-01-22 3:40:29 AM  

Wendigogo: I have a hard time imagining the Scope of such an operation.


People have to floss, man.
 
2021-01-22 3:41:20 AM  

AintNoAmoeba: KodosZardoz: 90supraT: 14 toothbrushes for 3000$ fark you lol

Seriously. That's over 200 per brush. I've got a sweet electric brush and it cost me less than 100 bucks. That store's prices suck ass.

It looks like he didn't even get the most expensive ones:
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I never brush. Why aren't I rich?
 
2021-01-22 6:14:17 AM  
Black market for yellow teeth?
 
2021-01-22 6:58:58 AM  

AintNoAmoeba: KodosZardoz: 90supraT: 14 toothbrushes for 3000$ fark you lol

Seriously. That's over 200 per brush. I've got a sweet electric brush and it cost me less than 100 bucks. That store's prices suck ass.

It looks like he didn't even get the most expensive ones:
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Until today I thought a good deluxe electric toothbrush with carrying case and accessories might be $30 at most. I have lost my innocence.
 
2021-01-22 8:46:56 AM  
Maybe he needs them to help ward off the Cavity Creeps

Crest Gel Toothpaste Cavity Creeps Commercial
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2021-01-22 11:54:29 AM  
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What suspect may look like.
 
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