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2021-01-22 12:08:34 AM  
This guy really besmirches the good name and reputation for excellent decision-making that one normally expects from meth heads.
 
2021-01-22 12:12:03 AM  
When I was a kid I always thought criminals were masterminds that got busted by great policework.

But in reality, it's just a bunch of dumb mf'ers.
 
2021-01-22 12:12:42 AM  
"Anything to declare?"
 
2021-01-22 12:17:28 AM  

AsparagusFTW: When I was a kid I always thought criminals were masterminds that got busted by great policework.

But in reality, it's just a bunch of dumb mf'ers.


You don't hear about the smart ones because they don't get caught.
 
2021-01-22 12:17:58 AM  

AsparagusFTW: When I was a kid I always thought criminals were masterminds that got busted by great policework.

But in reality, it's just a bunch of dumb mf'ers.


Criminal masterminds don't get busted.
 
2021-01-22 12:18:36 AM  

Mister Buttons: AsparagusFTW: When I was a kid I always thought criminals were masterminds that got busted by great policework.

But in reality, it's just a bunch of dumb mf'ers.

You don't hear about the smart ones because they don't get caught.


Or they work in finance.
 
2021-01-22 12:26:06 AM  
Based on what little info, I'm guessing the dead guy also OD'd and the suspect was trying to get rid of the body. Suspect is charged with murder and body tampering so that he'll admit to cutting up the body of the other drug addict who got kicked out of rehab.
 
2021-01-22 12:27:53 AM  
Next thing you're gonna tell me that I can't just cut people into a bunch of parts. I thought this was America!
 
2021-01-22 12:28:06 AM  
Counter point, dead guy had just cashed a check, so suspect does have a motive.
 
2021-01-22 12:31:24 AM  

AsparagusFTW: When I was a kid I always thought criminals were masterminds that got busted by great policework.

But in reality, it's just a bunch of dumb mf'ers.


Sherlock: Ah, John, there's been another murder.  Let us examine the body with our keen detective skills, that we might find even the smallest of traces, unseen by the eyes of ordinary men, that will slowly but inexorably lead us to solving this murder most foul!

Watson: Ah, Sherlock, the body was in someone's suitcase, and we have their name and home address here.

Sherlock: ...

Watson: Oh, and looking at that guy's Facebook, they posted "imma murderer lol" this morning.

Sherlock: ...

Watson: Oh, and there's a picture on Instagram captioned "dismembering body rofl".  Wait, I think there's a Facebook Live stream of the entire murder, complete with selfies of the murderer.

Sherlock: Fark it, Moriarity was right, the criminals need so much more help than the cops.
 
2021-01-22 12:35:11 AM  

Sum Dum Gai: This guy really besmirches the good name and reputation for excellent decision-making that one normally expects from meth heads.


You have ruined the good name of methwallop.
 
2021-01-22 12:36:34 AM  
If he could just shut the fark up, the defense could point out "just because his luggage was used, does not mean he used it. Dropping a red herring in front of an investigator is a matter of things like dropping a stolen wallet or phone at a crime scene. And here we are, the real perpetrator or perpetrators have been lost to the bait left to misguide the investigators."
 
2021-01-22 12:48:34 AM  
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2021-01-22 12:50:35 AM  

AsparagusFTW: When I was a kid I always thought criminals were masterminds that got busted by great policework.

But in reality, it's just a bunch of dumb mf'ers.



It does happen occasionally. Most criminals are just stupid. They leave things behind, they are seen, many brag at their local bar about it. Yes, they are that dumb. I remember reading about one case, the guy robbed a diner and dropped the application he just filled out, for that very diner. I don't mean to say the cops are all bad at their jobs. Most are very hard working and catch many criminals with IQs that run all over the board. With all of the discoveries in Forensics they are catching more then ever. It is just nice when the bad guys do stupid things. I love a good stupid criminal story.
 
2021-01-22 1:19:19 AM  

Mister Buttons: AsparagusFTW: When I was a kid I always thought criminals were masterminds that got busted by great policework.

But in reality, it's just a bunch of dumb mf'ers.

You don't hear about the smart ones because they don't get caught.


Or they use some other rando sticker.
"I'm innocent I swear!"
That's what they all say.
 
2021-01-22 1:21:23 AM  
Hey subby, if you're planning on submitting a headline, click edit before Fark it. It's usually worth the trouble to look at your headline one more time.
 
2021-01-22 1:53:29 AM  

Wendigogo: Hey subby, if you're planning on submitting a headline, click edit before Fark it. It's usually worth the trouble to look at your headline one more time.


Nex yuul b lunkin too an urtikle bhind a wallpay...
 
2021-01-22 3:34:54 AM  
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"Penis goes WHERE?!"
 
2021-01-22 4:01:52 AM  
Are you checking your bag in, or is it carrion?
 
2021-01-22 9:44:47 AM  
At first I was thinking murder, but there was an awful lot of ODing going on.
 
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