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2021-01-21 6:07:39 PM  
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2021-01-21 8:54:11 PM  
The highway has a name.

Howabout actually doing something useful for your constituents?
 
2021-01-21 9:26:09 PM  
We already have Trump Tariffs. Let's make Trump Virus happen.
 
2021-01-21 9:26:14 PM  
I'm sure all the other draft dodgers who retired to Florida will love it.
 
2021-01-21 10:22:41 PM  
These people are brainwashed.
These people: "Don't call us cult members!"
Also these people: "Let us honor our cult leader! The greatest man in history!"
 
2021-01-21 10:26:11 PM  

Ishkur: Howabout actually doing something useful for your constituents?


Feeding their victimhood is what they want
 
2021-01-21 10:26:47 PM  
The Trump Highway: "It burns when I drive south."
 
2021-01-21 10:27:08 PM  
Name the Presidential toilet after him.  It's where he did most of his work.
 
2021-01-21 10:27:54 PM  
A road that leads deeper into the sinking landmass of Florida as its being consumed by the very thing many of its residents insists does not exist.  Delicious!
 
2021-01-21 10:28:45 PM  
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Porto-Poty
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Toxic Waste Dump
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Sinkhole
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Mass Grave
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Sewage Fountain
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Offal Processing Facility
 
2021-01-21 10:29:57 PM  
How about NO.
One of the Greatest Presidents in American History?
How about Infamous?
Impeachment Prone?
Narcissist?
 
2021-01-21 10:30:31 PM  
The Donald J. Trump Exit 135 Rest Stop Commemorative Toilet / Gloryhole / Presidential Library.
 
2021-01-21 10:30:33 PM  
That route looks like it's 95% swamp.
 
2021-01-21 10:31:04 PM  
The Trump Highway. That section of pipe that connects your toilet to the sewer lateral.
 
2021-01-21 10:31:05 PM  

silo123j: How about NO.
One of the Greatest Presidents in American History?
How about Infamous?
Impeachment Prone?
Narcissist?


Technically, he was one of greatest presidents.

Only Taft was in his weight class, no?
 
2021-01-21 10:31:41 PM  
You can't have a Trump road without planting peach trees all along it.
 
2021-01-21 10:32:23 PM  
You name that highway that and it's going to get covered in litter.
 
2021-01-21 10:32:36 PM  

leeksfromchichis: silo123j: How about NO.
One of the Greatest Presidents in American History?
How about Infamous?
Impeachment Prone?
Narcissist?

Technically, he was one of greatest presidents.

Only Taft was in his weight class, no?


If you believe Trump's official weight Grover Cleveland has a slight edge over him.
 
2021-01-21 10:32:40 PM  
Oh, I forgot Cleveland.
 
2021-01-21 10:33:36 PM  
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2021-01-21 10:34:17 PM  
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2021-01-21 10:34:29 PM  
How about they rename the prison where he'll serve his sentence after him?
 
2021-01-21 10:34:58 PM  
Twice impeached one term Trump turnpike.
 
2021-01-21 10:35:02 PM  
US 27 is currently named after Claude Pepper, who was a staunch opponent of Fidel Castro.

Why is Sabatini soft on Cuba?
 
2021-01-21 10:35:18 PM  
Along the lines of Emperor Commodus?
 
2021-01-21 10:36:23 PM  
Dolt 45 Road to Nowhere
 
2021-01-21 10:36:46 PM  
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2021-01-21 10:36:57 PM  

HerptheDerp: You name that highway that and it's going to get covered in litter.


I think you misspelled 'feces'.
 
2021-01-21 10:37:34 PM  

HighZoolander: HerptheDerp: You name that highway that and it's going to get covered in litter.

I think you misspelled 'feces'.


You misspelled "Trump flags."
 
2021-01-21 10:38:00 PM  

NeverDrunk23: You can't have a Trump road without planting peach trees all along it.


What a peach might look like:
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2021-01-21 10:38:24 PM  
"I'm fighting to rename U.S. Highway 27, the "President Donald J. Trump Highway" in recognition of all he has done for our country. "

COVID Deaths, US: 400,000
COVID Deaths, FL: 24,577

But, hey, waste taxpayer $$ on making new signs instead of, I dunno, trying to combat a farking pandemic.

Wait, you know what? Knock yourself out.

/figuratively
/then literally
/then gfy
 
2021-01-21 10:39:13 PM  
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2021-01-21 10:39:25 PM  
fark that and fark you sabaton, i like that road. It's a nice when you're not in a rush and don't want to deal with 95.
 
2021-01-21 10:39:32 PM  

Flappyhead: Name the Presidential toilet after him.  It's where he did most of his work.


It's already called the John ..
 
2021-01-21 10:40:14 PM  
New ice cream flavor:
MmPeachMint
be sure to get two scoops of it!
 
2021-01-21 10:40:25 PM  

Ishkur: The highway has a name.

Howabout actually doing something useful for your constituents?


What? Work for the poors? There's tax cuts to be made and brown people to put in prison.
 
2021-01-21 10:40:45 PM  

Flappyhead: Name the Presidential toilet after him.  It's where he did most of his work.


You forgot to put quotes around the word "work"

HerptheDerp: You name that highway that and it's going to get covered in litter.


I predict the "T" will get stolen from/covered on signs a lot.
 
2021-01-21 10:42:03 PM  
Better rush on that amendment, Republican twit, to get it signed before your seditious poobah is convicted.
 
2021-01-21 10:44:36 PM  
Let's call a recurring necrotic anal fistula Trump's Fistula.
 
2021-01-21 10:45:56 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: That route looks like it's 95% swamp.


It is. It also goes through some of the most impoverished areas in Florida.

Kind of poetic.
 
2021-01-21 10:47:33 PM  

silo123j: How about NO.
One of the Greatest Presidents in American History?
How about Infamous?
Impeachment Prone?
Narcissist?


I'd say he's like the 45th greatest President in American History (Up to this point).
 
2021-01-21 10:51:47 PM  
No.  Nothing for that bastard.
 
2021-01-21 10:56:13 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: The Donald J. Trump Memorial Porto-Poty
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Toxic Waste Dump
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Sinkhole
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Mass Grave
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Sewage Fountain
The Donald J. Trump Memorial Offal Processing Facility


The Donald J. Trump COVID holocaust meseum.
The Donald J. Trump Family Mausoleum and Piss trough.
The USS Donald J. Trump screen-door class submarine.
 
2021-01-21 10:57:01 PM  
Make the area that was allocated for the border wall a National Park called The Donald J Trump Desert Scar
 
2021-01-21 10:59:04 PM  
Also, I'd say it's tacky to name stuff after people that are still alive, but "tacky" pretty much defines Trump.
 
2021-01-21 11:04:52 PM  

aleister_greynight: [yuccamountain.org image 850x209]


To be fair, the Trump name will be toxic far longer than whatever they want to bury at yucca mountain nuclear waste facility.

/Perhaps that's the easiest way to signal to our future generations  "stay out, no good will come from digging here" - just slap a big trump logo on there.
 
2021-01-21 11:05:07 PM  

silo123j: How about NO.
One of the Greatest Presidents in American History?
How about Infamous?
Impeachment Prone?
Narcissist?


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2021-01-21 11:10:59 PM  
We could name a golf course after him.   Oh there are already golf courses named after him?
Look at all that money we saved.
 
2021-01-21 11:13:22 PM  
You could use his name to define failed presidents.
 
2021-01-21 11:17:35 PM  
Trump wax ring.
 
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