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3649 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Jan 2021 at 5:05 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-21 4:29:15 PM  
Guessing at least $25k for a retainer before any competent Federal criminal defense attorney will even talk to her and if she goes to trial she better find $100k. She is free to plead guilty to save cash for when she is released from prison in 5-10 years.


/Trump is causing attorneys to buy new boats and second homes again.
 
2021-01-21 4:39:34 PM  
You.

Dumb.

_____.
 
2021-01-21 4:42:00 PM  
"I am being surrounded by hateful people who are calling me a racist and asking for me to go to prison for 10 or 20 years and saying all sorts of horrible mean things about me,"

I don't think of myself as hateful.
I love my country.
biatch.
 
2021-01-21 4:42:59 PM  
"I am being surrounded by hateful people who are calling me a racist and asking for me to go to prison for 10 or 20 years and saying all sorts of horrible mean things about me,"

F*ck you.
 
2021-01-21 4:48:48 PM  
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2021-01-21 4:49:22 PM  
Mmmm. These conservatives tears are just so delicious.
 
2021-01-21 4:53:04 PM  
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2021-01-21 4:58:02 PM  

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Dripping!

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Irony!
 
2021-01-21 4:59:59 PM  
She was sooooo counting on D2S coming through with a pardon. Womp-womp! I should probably call my doctor about the raging schadenboner this case has caused. It's been way over four hours.
 
2021-01-21 5:03:10 PM  
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2021-01-21 5:03:29 PM  
Jenna, you can always sell your business. I'll take it off your hands for about $3.50.
 
2021-01-21 5:07:45 PM  
Not the MAGA hat!!
 
2021-01-21 5:07:57 PM  
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2021-01-21 5:08:05 PM  
"I am being surrounded by hateful people who are calling me a racist and asking for me to go to prison for 10 or 20 years and saying all sorts of horrible mean things about me,"

You're a racist and you need to go to prison for 10-20 years, and you're ugly spiteful biatch who deserve to rot in hell. Oh, and your mother dresses you funny.
 
2021-01-21 5:08:33 PM  
Something something around.

Found something something...
 
2021-01-21 5:08:58 PM  
I want to see/hear her argument to a federal magistrate that she is indigent enough for a federal public defender after renting/borrowing a private plane to take her to D.C.
 
2021-01-21 5:09:09 PM  
Sell the plane?
 
2021-01-21 5:09:17 PM  
"Clear my name"

I mean there is a photograph of you literally committing a felony. You absolutely can not clear your name under any circumstances because you did it in full view.

You could 'get away with it' or 'dodge justice' maybe? But everyone will always know that you did in fact commit the crime.
 
2021-01-21 5:09:43 PM  
I'm not sure, but i think this woman popped up in my bumble feed.

But she does look like like a typical North Texas Karen, so who knows.
 
2021-01-21 5:09:47 PM  

vudukungfu: "I am being surrounded by hateful people who are calling me a racist and asking for me to go to prison for 10 or 20 years and saying all sorts of horrible mean things about me,"

I don't think of myself as hateful.
I love my country.
biatch.


It's a heartwarming feeling now that the shoe is on the other foot!
 
2021-01-21 5:11:17 PM  
To bad. So sad. You mad? That's rad.
 
2021-01-21 5:11:23 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "I am being surrounded by hateful people who are calling me a racist and asking for me to go to prison for 10 or 20 years and saying all sorts of horrible mean things about me,"

F*ck you.


But they took her MAGA hat!   What is wrong with you, sadist?
 
2021-01-21 5:12:04 PM  
Rot in prison, traitor.
 
2021-01-21 5:12:38 PM  
Grifting Christians is so simple anyone can do it. Even this lady.
 
2021-01-21 5:12:45 PM  
Get up on the main stage and I'll consider donating $1.
 
2021-01-21 5:12:52 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: "I am being surrounded by hateful people who are calling me a racist and asking for me to go to prison for 10 or 20 years and saying all sorts of horrible mean things about me,"

You're a racist and you need to go to prison for 10-20 years, and you're ugly spiteful biatch who deserve to rot in hell. Oh, and your mother dresses you funny.


That ____ makes her ass look huge!
 
2021-01-21 5:13:24 PM  
Well, you can't say Ashlii Babbitt has this problem.  Maybe you should have planned ahead like her; Jenna.
 
2021-01-21 5:13:28 PM  

EL EM: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: "I am being surrounded by hateful people who are calling me a racist and asking for me to go to prison for 10 or 20 years and saying all sorts of horrible mean things about me,"

You're a racist and you need to go to prison for 10-20 years, and you're ugly spiteful biatch who deserve to rot in hell. Oh, and your mother dresses you funny.

That ____ makes her ass look huge!


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2021-01-21 5:13:43 PM  
Right now they have an affidavit for 40 U.S.C. § 5104(e)(2)(D) and (G).

These are all 6 months or, I think, $500 fines.

You can find her listed under the federal cases here;  https://extremism.gwu.edu/Capi​tol-Hill​-Cases

So she's probably going to be be out with a $1000 fine unless there are stronger charges filed.

Grifters gotta grift.
 
2021-01-21 5:13:52 PM  
Oh look.  If it isn't the consequences of my own actions!  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

\too farking bad MAGAt
 
2021-01-21 5:13:52 PM  
How much you wanna bet she was screaming at people online about how the blm riots were destructive and all of those trespassers destroying property should be arrested?
 
2021-01-21 5:14:00 PM  
Better start liquidating.
 
2021-01-21 5:14:20 PM  
I'm  sure Dr Steven Holze of Houston and his real estate buddies, can help this Dallas real estate lady with her problem.   That is unless she's destined to discover she's been used and lied to about the value of Republican allies and the war on democracy.
 
2021-01-21 5:14:51 PM  
Nobody who describes themselves as a "life coach" really does that for a living, right? I have to assume that it's like when people's facebook profile describes them as a CEO because they sometimes sell stuff on ebay.
 
2021-01-21 5:15:00 PM  
"all my computers were confiscated as well as my phone and my Maga hat."

Poor baby!
 
2021-01-21 5:15:09 PM  

gopher321: You.

Dumb.

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Is it coont? Im going with coont.
 
2021-01-21 5:15:22 PM  
Maybe Simon and Schuster will front her an advance for her fascinating story.
 
2021-01-21 5:15:49 PM  

eurotrader: Guessing at least $25k for a retainer before any competent Federal criminal defense attorney will even talk to her and if she goes to trial she better find $100k. She is free to plead guilty to save cash for when she is released from prison in 5-10 years.


/Trump is causing attorneys to buy new boats and second homes again.


She traveled across state lines using an aircraft to commit the crime, and likely engaged in a little light conspiracy along the way.  This will be $250k, MINIMUM.  Probably more like $400.
 
2021-01-21 5:15:58 PM  
Tried to give her my $.02 but she won't take less than a buck.  Typical maga.
 
2021-01-21 5:16:44 PM  

UltimaCS: "all my computers were confiscated as well as my phone and my Maga hat."

Poor baby!


When the Feds come for you, they take everything.  And I do mean everything.
 
2021-01-21 5:17:14 PM  

sdd2000: I want to see/hear her argument to a federal magistrate that she is indigent enough for a federal public defender after renting/borrowing a private plane to take her to D.C.


Would "Your honor, I spent all my money on the plane rental" not work?

/not a criminal defense attorney
 
2021-01-21 5:18:31 PM  
She's a life coach?

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2021-01-21 5:19:43 PM  
FTA:

She added that while she has already raised $1,000, she will need more financial help considering "all my computers were confiscated as well as my phone and my Maga hat.

WTF does that have to do with needing more financial help?? I'm sure you can another one real cheap right about now.

Also, she needs real prison time. Not forever of course, maybe 3-5 just to show that yes princess, laws apply to you too. Good thing she's basically made the prosecutors case for them with her posts and TV appearances admitting to and documenting everything.
 
2021-01-21 5:20:21 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: eurotrader: Guessing at least $25k for a retainer before any competent Federal criminal defense attorney will even talk to her and if she goes to trial she better find $100k. She is free to plead guilty to save cash for when she is released from prison in 5-10 years.


/Trump is causing attorneys to buy new boats and second homes again.

She traveled across state lines using an aircraft to commit the crime, and likely engaged in a little light conspiracy along the way.  This will be $250k, MINIMUM.  Probably more like $400.


Except she's not actually been charged with any of that yet.  And may not be.
 
2021-01-21 5:20:22 PM  
I bet a lot of them are really disappointed in how few "patriots" contribute to their legal funds. If you stormed the capital alone, sure. You'd even make a profit. But when there are hundreds of fund raisers for these people, nobody getting shiat.
 
2021-01-21 5:20:34 PM  
Oh yes, please do leave a paper trail for money you donate to terrorist.
 
2021-01-21 5:21:50 PM  

litespeed74: How much you wanna bet she was screaming at people online about how the blm riots were destructive and all of those trespassers destroying property should be arrested?


See duppy's screen captures up thread. I assume it's real.
 
2021-01-21 5:22:01 PM  
She could always get a public defender.

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2021-01-21 5:22:20 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Right now they have an affidavit for 40 U.S.C. § 5104(e)(2)(D) and (G).

These are all 6 months or, I think, $500 fines.

You can find her listed under the federal cases here;  https://extremism.gwu.edu/Capit​ol-Hill-Cases

So she's probably going to be be out with a $1000 fine unless there are stronger charges filed.

Grifters gotta grift.


My guess is that a superseding indictment, if her arrest was based on an indictment, will be forth coming once her case gets in front of a grand jury. She may have been charged on only an information for now. I would expect that booking any time in front of a federal grand jury in D.C. right now is one of the big issues. Also who is running the U.S. attorneys office in the District may also be up in the air.
 
2021-01-21 5:22:28 PM  
Damn lady who knew treason and sedition could be so expensive. Guess you and the rest of them idiots should have fought to the death that way you could have been seen as martyrs and not whining cowards. You wanted a coup so you are either all in or all out, no half measures with something like that. It does tickle me how many of these people will lose their right to own a firearm now so they can't take them for walks trying to intimidate people.
 
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