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2021-01-21 4:16:38 PM  
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2021-01-21 4:20:52 PM  
Arrest his ass; don't care if he's Jesus Christ himself.
 
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2021-01-21 4:27:46 PM  
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2021-01-21 4:28:22 PM  

Rwa2play: Arrest his ass; don't care if he's Jesus Christ himself.


They can't. House members are allowed to go to the floor unimpeded for a vote. That's why they're doing it at these times; because if there's no vote happening then they can stop them from entering the chamber.

Hence the fines for breaking protocol. It's really the only recourse here.
 
2021-01-21 4:30:57 PM  
You know, if I was Pelosi, and I had reason to believe some of these chucklefarks conspired in a seditious plot to have me killed a couple of weeks ago as she strongly implied earlier today, I'd be a little more than insistent that ANYONE running through screening be thrown to the ground and cuffed before they can reach the house floor.
 
2021-01-21 4:34:50 PM  

gilgigamesh: You know, if I was Pelosi, and I had reason to believe some of these chucklefarks conspired in a seditious plot to have me killed a couple of weeks ago as she strongly implied earlier today, I'd be a little more than insistent that ANYONE running through screening be thrown to the ground and cuffed before they can reach the house floor.


What a shame that you aren't allowed to stop members from voting.
 
2021-01-21 4:36:20 PM  
Stainless steel ass plug is my first assumption.
 
2021-01-21 4:37:45 PM  

Gubbo: gilgigamesh: You know, if I was Pelosi, and I had reason to believe some of these chucklefarks conspired in a seditious plot to have me killed a couple of weeks ago as she strongly implied earlier today, I'd be a little more than insistent that ANYONE running through screening be thrown to the ground and cuffed before they can reach the house floor.

What a shame that you aren't allowed to stop members from voting.


What are they voting on today?  Just curious, I may have missed it, there's been a lot of news lately.
 
2021-01-21 4:38:23 PM  
Farked around and found out, they did.
 
2021-01-21 4:41:43 PM  

gilgigamesh: You know, if I was Pelosi, and I had reason to believe some of these chucklefarks conspired in a seditious plot to have me killed a couple of weeks ago as she strongly implied earlier today, I'd be a little more than insistent that ANYONE running through screening be thrown to the ground and cuffed before they can reach the house floor.


Tackle, cuff, search, and 'then' carry them in so that they can vote (while still cuffed/trussed up).  You aren't impeding their voting (other than the time it takes to tackle/cuff them), just making them look like complete asshats on C-SPAN.

/Pelosi may have to put it in the rules that in addition to a fine that the Rep gets tackled/cuffed for not going through screening
 
2021-01-21 4:44:46 PM  
Here in Texas we used to allow firing of six-shooters on the chamber floors before the "Cleetus incident."  Now you're only allowed a maximum of three "Yee Haws".
 
2021-01-21 4:45:35 PM  
"If you disarm me, how am I supposed to protect myself from the monster I helped create?"
 
2021-01-21 4:45:48 PM  

Recoil Therapy: gilgigamesh: You know, if I was Pelosi, and I had reason to believe some of these chucklefarks conspired in a seditious plot to have me killed a couple of weeks ago as she strongly implied earlier today, I'd be a little more than insistent that ANYONE running through screening be thrown to the ground and cuffed before they can reach the house floor.

Tackle, cuff, search, and 'then' carry them in so that they can vote (while still cuffed/trussed up).  You aren't impeding their voting (other than the time it takes to tackle/cuff them), just making them look like complete asshats on C-SPAN.

/Pelosi may have to put it in the rules that in addition to a fine that the Rep gets tackled/cuffed for not going through screening


Anyone suspected of carrying should have 2 armed capital security officers stand behind them on the house floor to protect the other members.
 
2021-01-21 4:46:29 PM  

Rwa2play: Arrest his ass; don't care if he's Jesus Christ himself.


Didn't Pelosi set the fines at 25k as of last week or the week before because of this kinda shiat?
 
2021-01-21 4:46:49 PM  

Rwa2play: Arrest his ass; don't care if he's Jesus Christ himself.


irons.
deep hole

fark this asshole
 
2021-01-21 4:51:55 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Farked around and found out, they did.


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2021-01-21 4:57:07 PM  

raerae1980: Gubbo: gilgigamesh: You know, if I was Pelosi, and I had reason to believe some of these chucklefarks conspired in a seditious plot to have me killed a couple of weeks ago as she strongly implied earlier today, I'd be a little more than insistent that ANYONE running through screening be thrown to the ground and cuffed before they can reach the house floor.

What a shame that you aren't allowed to stop members from voting.

What are they voting on today?  Just curious, I may have missed it, there's been a lot of news lately.


Waiver for Sec Def
 
2021-01-21 4:58:36 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Rwa2play: Arrest his ass; don't care if he's Jesus Christ himself.

Didn't Pelosi set the fines at 25k as of last week or the week before because of this kinda shiat?


Second offense. There are fines for violating security and mask protocols.
 
2021-01-21 4:59:29 PM  
Wow she is patient.
 
2021-01-21 4:59:45 PM  

Gubbo: raerae1980: Gubbo: gilgigamesh: You know, if I was Pelosi, and I had reason to believe some of these chucklefarks conspired in a seditious plot to have me killed a couple of weeks ago as she strongly implied earlier today, I'd be a little more than insistent that ANYONE running through screening be thrown to the ground and cuffed before they can reach the house floor.

What a shame that you aren't allowed to stop members from voting.

What are they voting on today?  Just curious, I may have missed it, there's been a lot of news lately.

Waiver for Sec Def


Thank you!!  Didn't know that.
 
2021-01-21 5:00:12 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: House members are allowed to go to the floor unimpeded for a vote.


Unless committing Treason, Felony or Beach of the Peace.
 
2021-01-21 5:00:15 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Rwa2play: Arrest his ass; don't care if he's Jesus Christ himself.

They can't. House members are allowed to go to the floor unimpeded for a vote. That's why they're doing it at these times; because if there's no vote happening then they can stop them from entering the chamber.

Hence the fines for breaking protocol. It's really the only recourse here.


Ok so new rule - voting is suspended any time there is a security concern.
 
2021-01-21 5:00:17 PM  
Can you pay fines out of PAC money?  Asking for some anarchists.
 
2021-01-21 5:00:27 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: AdmirableSnackbar: House members are allowed to go to the floor unimpeded for a vote.

Unless committing Treason, Felony or Beach of the Peace.


God damn autocarrot go fark yourself.
 
2021-01-21 5:01:02 PM  
Next time they pull this shiat scan them on the way out of the chamber.
 
2021-01-21 5:01:23 PM  

gilgigamesh: You know, if I was Pelosi, and I had reason to believe some of these chucklefarks conspired in a seditious plot to have me killed a couple of weeks ago as she strongly implied earlier today, I'd be a little more than insistent that ANYONE running through screening be thrown to the ground and cuffed before they can reach the house floor.


100% this.

We learn nothing.
 
2021-01-21 5:02:03 PM  
Chamber pop!
 
2021-01-21 5:02:08 PM  

Target Builder: Next time they pull this shiat scan them on the way out of the chamber.


Draw your weapon and order the person in question to either lie down on the floor or be shot.

If they take one more step, SHOOT THEM.

Arrest them for Breach of the Peace, confine them, and inform the Speaker.
 
2021-01-21 5:02:41 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: AdmirableSnackbar: House members are allowed to go to the floor unimpeded for a vote.

Unless committing Treason, Felony or Beach of the Peace.


Right next to Slaughter Beach.
 
2021-01-21 5:02:45 PM  
"Oh well, nothing we can do, he's on his way to a vote"

BLAM BLAM BLAM

"Oh well, there was nothing we could've done, he was on his way to a vote"

Not good enough.
 
2021-01-21 5:02:47 PM  
Only $5K for the ability to shoot in the Capitol, seems cheap. I am sure like her idol. She will not pay the bill.
 
2021-01-21 5:02:56 PM  
What in the f*ck is wrong with this country.
 
2021-01-21 5:02:59 PM  
Relax everyone. He just wanted to get a desk pop in.
 
2021-01-21 5:03:15 PM  

Gubbo: gilgigamesh: You know, if I was Pelosi, and I had reason to believe some of these chucklefarks conspired in a seditious plot to have me killed a couple of weeks ago as she strongly implied earlier today, I'd be a little more than insistent that ANYONE running through screening be thrown to the ground and cuffed before they can reach the house floor.

What a shame that you aren't allowed to stop members from voting.


They can vote in cuffs.
 
2021-01-21 5:04:07 PM  
I'm surprised there isn't a '60s movie called Beach of the Peace.
 
2021-01-21 5:04:38 PM  
He should stash the gun in his keister, and then sit down quite abruptly at his seat.

How stupid are these people that they'd pull this crap two weeks later?
 
2021-01-21 5:04:41 PM  

derpes_simplex: AdmirableSnackbar: Rwa2play: Arrest his ass; don't care if he's Jesus Christ himself.

They can't. House members are allowed to go to the floor unimpeded for a vote. That's why they're doing it at these times; because if there's no vote happening then they can stop them from entering the chamber.

Hence the fines for breaking protocol. It's really the only recourse here.

Ok so new rule - voting is suspended any time there is a security concern.


Interesting. So for Democrats to never have a vote, all you'd need is the gop to set off the metal detector?
 
2021-01-21 5:05:31 PM  
Awww...  you guys, you talk as if you have never done a desk pop.       You should try it.
 
2021-01-21 5:05:33 PM  
They ought to be forced to pay the $5,000 fines before permitted reentry.
 
2021-01-21 5:05:41 PM  

derpes_simplex: AdmirableSnackbar: Rwa2play: Arrest his ass; don't care if he's Jesus Christ himself.

They can't. House members are allowed to go to the floor unimpeded for a vote. That's why they're doing it at these times; because if there's no vote happening then they can stop them from entering the chamber.

Hence the fines for breaking protocol. It's really the only recourse here.

Ok so new rule - voting is suspended any time there is a security concern.


Great idea, Poindexter!
 
2021-01-21 5:06:03 PM  
My predictions for the future...

A Republican politician will assassinate Biden within a year. Republicans take back the House and Senate in 2022 and then the Presidency in 2024. The next Republican President will be the antichrist.
 
2021-01-21 5:06:30 PM  

physt: Recoil Therapy: gilgigamesh: You know, if I was Pelosi, and I had reason to believe some of these chucklefarks conspired in a seditious plot to have me killed a couple of weeks ago as she strongly implied earlier today, I'd be a little more than insistent that ANYONE running through screening be thrown to the ground and cuffed before they can reach the house floor.

Tackle, cuff, search, and 'then' carry them in so that they can vote (while still cuffed/trussed up).  You aren't impeding their voting (other than the time it takes to tackle/cuff them), just making them look like complete asshats on C-SPAN.

/Pelosi may have to put it in the rules that in addition to a fine that the Rep gets tackled/cuffed for not going through screening

Anyone suspected of carrying should have 2 armed capital security officers stand behind them on the house floor to protect the other members.


Or, just mandate that anyone suspected of packing can be beaten to fark and back by any other Representative with a hickory cane without restraint or repercussion.  When Brooks tried to murder Sumner, Laurence Keitt pointed a pistol at Congressmen trying to help Sumner.  Any Congressperson with a gun can be assumed, by precedent, to be trying to murder another Congressperson, and any force - up to and including lethal force - should be considered an appropriate preemptive act of stand your ground.  Kill a few of the farksticks and the rest will either learn or cease to breathe.
 
2021-01-21 5:06:33 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Rwa2play: Arrest his ass; don't care if he's Jesus Christ himself.

They can't. House members are allowed to go to the floor unimpeded for a vote. That's why they're doing it at these times; because if there's no vote happening then they can stop them from entering the chamber.

Hence the fines for breaking protocol. It's really the only recourse here.


graduated fines.  5k first time, then 10k, then 20k, then 40k, then 80k.  Let's see how committed they are.

Censure and expulsion if they don't pay.
 
2021-01-21 5:06:56 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: House members are allowed to go to the floor unimpeded for a vote.


They don't have to impede him, just his possessions.
 
2021-01-21 5:06:56 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Rwa2play: Arrest his ass; don't care if he's Jesus Christ himself.

They can't. House members are allowed to go to the floor unimpeded for a vote. That's why they're doing it at these times; because if there's no vote happening then they can stop them from entering the chamber.

Hence the fines for breaking protocol. It's really the only recourse here.


They can put the detectors in front of the main door to chambers and lock all others. At least then they get to show their fellow congressmen what a Douchbag  they are.
 
2021-01-21 5:07:04 PM  

Reformed Lurker: Awww...  you guys, you talk as if you have never done a desk pop.       You should try it.


YES LOL
 
2021-01-21 5:08:20 PM  
Who gets to do "Armed violent destruction of the US government?"  They used to teach that in school.  It was reserved for Communists.

In  that very chamber, Communists were those who did "Unamerican activities."  The House made a big deal of catching Communists and hurting them.   So did the Senate.
 
2021-01-21 5:08:40 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: They can't. House members are allowed to go to the floor unimpeded for a vote.


So arrest him AFTER the vote.
 
2021-01-21 5:08:41 PM  
Thats $5000 taken out of the paycheck.
 
2021-01-21 5:08:46 PM  
They should use Zoom like the rest of us. Those idiots are just soaking in the notoriety, power and grifting.
 
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