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2021-01-21 10:52:53 PM  
"Uranus", the planet, is pronounced with the stress on the first syllable, and so is not homonymous with "your anus".

Yeah, I'm "that guy".
 
2021-01-21 10:54:33 PM  

aagrajag: "Uranus", the planet, is pronounced with the stress on the first syllable, and so is not homonymous with "your anus".

Yeah, I'm "that guy".


So it sounds more like urine, much better.
 
2021-01-21 10:55:35 PM  

aagrajag: "Uranus", the planet, is pronounced with the stress on the first syllable, and so is not homonymous with "your anus".

Yeah, I'm "that guy".


You're in us.
 
2021-01-21 10:56:23 PM  

aagrajag: "Uranus", the planet, is pronounced with the stress on the first syllable, and so is not homonymous with "your anus".

Yeah, I'm "that guy".


You don't need to stress it if you use lube.
 
2021-01-21 10:58:12 PM  

talkertopc: aagrajag: "Uranus", the planet, is pronounced with the stress on the first syllable, and so is not homonymous with "your anus".

Yeah, I'm "that guy".

You don't need to stress it if you use lube.


Don't kink-shame me!
 
2021-01-21 10:58:14 PM  
Yawn....we're all going to die......end of the world......the return of Jesus......etc.
 
2021-01-21 10:58:23 PM  
But I am already in my pajamas.
 
2021-01-21 11:02:11 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Yawn....we're all going to die......end of the world......the return of Jesus......etc.


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the return of Jesus.

Sheeit, I certainly hope not, considering how much bullsh*t that asshole caused the first time he came 'round.

//poor, innocent figs...
 
2021-01-21 11:04:38 PM  
It occurs to me that if you had a t-shirt that had a picture of the planet and underneath it said "Uranus," people would laugh.
I'm enjoying the planetary conjunction vibes, but can never see anything outside, lights or clouds or buildings or wrong time of night.
 
2021-01-21 11:05:39 PM  
Uranus...naked eye....

Such a filthy article.
 
2021-01-21 11:07:03 PM  
The sun will not be there.
 
2021-01-21 11:08:08 PM  
Would have thought that uranus aligns with the moon at all times.
 
2021-01-21 11:14:57 PM  
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2021-01-21 11:19:17 PM  
Unless you have a telescope, here:

O º°
 
2021-01-21 11:22:59 PM  
If uranus isn't in conjunction with the moon, consult a proctologist.
 
2021-01-21 11:24:12 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Unless you have a telescope, here:

O º°


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2021-01-21 11:24:28 PM  
I was watching a documentary years ago about a day care that got caught up in the satanic child rape moral panic of the 80s and they interviewed a social worker who claimed the teacher was diddling the kids. She insisted on pronouncing anus as "ahnus" I guess because she thought it was such a dirty word. I wanted to slap her.
 
2021-01-21 11:26:45 PM  
My husband and I watch Jeopardy together every night. Any time there is a category on the planets my husband drives me crazy. No matter what the question, he answers Uranus, then laughs as like he just thought of the funniest joke in the world. Alex says it that way too, at least he doesn't crack up.
 
2021-01-21 11:41:22 PM  

aagrajag: "Uranus", the planet, is pronounced with the stress on the first syllable, and so is not homonymous with "your anus".

Yeah, I'm "that guy".


You sound anal. I guess anal is your thing
 
2021-01-21 11:51:38 PM  

BlazeTrailer: aagrajag: "Uranus", the planet, is pronounced with the stress on the first syllable, and so is not homonymous with "your anus".

Yeah, I'm "that guy".

You sound anal. I guess anal is your thing


Hey, man, I got lots of things.
 
2021-01-22 12:06:11 AM  

aagrajag: "Uranus", the planet, is pronounced with the stress on the first syllable, and so is not homonymous with "your anus".

Yeah, I'm "that guy".


yer AY niss

and

YER ay niss

don't really diminish the "anus" part.

URINE iss isn't any better, really.

also

https://howjsay.com/how-to-pronounce-​u​ranus
 
2021-01-22 12:26:30 AM  
It is on This Channel (Uranus)
Youtube DkA0__t_Ao0
 
2021-01-22 12:54:50 AM  
Today is dedicated to Uranus
Youtube vssKdugQxig
 
2021-01-22 12:56:00 AM  
The Moon Uranus Conjunction is the name of my Electric Light Orchestra/Butthole Surfers/STRFKR fusion tribute band.
 
2021-01-22 1:20:35 AM  

aremmes: The Moon Uranus Conjunction is the name of my Electric Light Orchestra/Butthole Surfers/STRFKR fusion tribute band.


You absolutely MUST name the first album "Meet Us On Uranus."

/if you don't get that pun, consult a medical professional
 
2021-01-22 2:56:51 AM  

aagrajag: Pointy Tail of Satan: Yawn....we're all going to die......end of the world......the return of Jesus......etc.

-
the return of Jesus.

Sheeit, I certainly hope not, considering how much bullsh*t that asshole caused the first time he came 'round.

//poor, innocent figs...


Hey, let's not be too hasty. I have a couple of buckets of water here I wouldn't mind him doing a presto change-o on, and Mrs Englaja has a coldsore that just won't go away which is ruining my chances of fun time.
 
2021-01-22 3:01:18 AM  
So... Mars is getting mooned by Uranus tonight?  No shiat!
 
2021-01-22 3:56:38 AM  

aagrajag: Pointy Tail of Satan: Yawn....we're all going to die......end of the world......the return of Jesus......etc.

-
the return of Jesus.

Sheeit, I certainly hope not, considering how much bullsh*t that asshole caused the first time he came 'round.

//poor, innocent figs...


there's no pleasing some people
 
2021-01-22 4:32:31 AM  
Urectum? I hardly know 'em
 
2021-01-22 6:25:43 AM  
Oh, my. Yes.
 
2021-01-22 8:10:14 AM  

Mabman: Uranus...naked eye....

Such a filthy article.


I understand it is right on the edge of visibility with the naked eye.  You need dark, clear, dry skies to see it but since it is will be in conjunction with the moon, there will be no hope.
 
2021-01-22 8:28:35 AM  

Trocadero: aagrajag: "Uranus", the planet, is pronounced with the stress on the first syllable, and so is not homonymous with "your anus".

Yeah, I'm "that guy".

So it sounds more like urine, much better.


So, you put the "urine" in "uranus"?
 
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