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2021-01-21 3:38:51 PM  
This is exhausting and I give up.  Just lie to me and tell me everything will be fine.
 
2021-01-21 3:39:57 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: This is exhausting and I give up.  Just lie to me and tell me everything will be fine.


It'll be fine.
 
2021-01-21 3:41:05 PM  
It is good to have adults in charge again.
 
2021-01-21 3:41:26 PM  
I bet it even starts on time
 
2021-01-21 3:41:38 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: This is exhausting and I give up.  Just lie to me and tell me everything will be fine.


Just lie back and think of England.
 
2021-01-21 3:41:54 PM  

Snaps: I bet it even starts on time


Bastards.
 
2021-01-21 3:42:39 PM  
Now they are just showing off
 
2021-01-21 3:42:47 PM  

Snaps: I bet it even starts on time


Woah woah. Don't go getting crazy.
 
2021-01-21 3:42:58 PM  
Bread and Circus futures hit an all time low.
 
2021-01-21 3:43:21 PM  
OK ,but only if Breitbart ,OANN and other facebook "news" networks are the most respected questioners by the administration.
 
2021-01-21 3:44:10 PM  
 
2021-01-21 3:44:19 PM  
Love to see it!
 
2021-01-21 3:44:59 PM  
Five bucks says she is on time within 5 minutes.
 
2021-01-21 3:45:37 PM  
But will there be punch and pie?
 
2021-01-21 3:45:38 PM  
What kind of president is this? I mean he hasn't even bragged about his crowd size yesterday yet or talked about how great he is. I don't know if I can get used to this type of stuff.
 
2021-01-21 3:45:46 PM  
Who wants to bet if a reporter will ask her how much sleep did everyone get.
 
2021-01-21 3:45:49 PM  
Wait, you mean there will be no scolding, no airing of grievances, and no great stretches of time dedicated to massaging the President's ego? Press briefings can work that way?

I mean, it's almost like you're saying it'll actually be productive!
 
2021-01-21 3:45:59 PM  
I was watching Biden talk on TV a while ago. The sensation was like relaxing in a warm bath. I got bored, and a little sleepy.
As one should when a politician talks.
I never though mere normalcy would feel so good.
 
2021-01-21 3:46:28 PM  

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I'm not sure how that relates to anything in a press conference but I am interested in learning more.
 
2021-01-21 3:46:40 PM  
Every....day?
 
2021-01-21 3:46:43 PM  
Seeing something simple like this, just a picture of him at this podium, helps the fist around my heart unclench.

Don't get me wrong, there's a lot of work to be done. I just feel like it's a little easier to breathe while I work on fighting voter suppression here in TX. Like I can actually see a buoy in the water while I'm swimming.

Every day that I wake up and see that Two Scoops still isn't capable of tweeting is f*cking fabulous. I'm so glad I've had you farkers here with me. It's really helped.

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2021-01-21 3:46:46 PM  
This is it. This is the one where he finally pivots to Presidential.
 
2021-01-21 3:47:00 PM  
Not sure I can cope, but I'm willing to try.
 
2021-01-21 3:47:19 PM  
I would like to point out that this woman (whose name is something with a silent P) was on live TV late last night with the press and again this morning, just after dawn, on TV.

Whatever else is going on there, clearly some members of this new administration are living out the West Wing pilot season.

I like the way she swerves her answers without lying.
It's refreshing to see.
 
2021-01-21 3:47:36 PM  
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I can't wait to hear the results of this
 
2021-01-21 3:47:48 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: This is exhausting and I give up.  Just lie to me and tell me everything will be fine.


The people in black hoodies have stopped breaking things!
 
2021-01-21 3:48:21 PM  

Weatherkiss: This is it. This is the one where he finally pivots to Presidential.


He did that yesterday.
 
2021-01-21 3:48:35 PM  

mrparks: Every....day?


It sounds unhealthy when you put it that way.
 
2021-01-21 3:48:41 PM  

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I'm not sure how that relates to anything in a press conference but I am interested in learning more.


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2021-01-21 3:48:42 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [Fark user image 425x261]

I can't wait to hear the results of this


I already love this lady.
 
2021-01-21 3:48:44 PM  
We still haven't heard anything about Biden's inauguration crowd size. Will today be the day?
 
2021-01-21 3:48:57 PM  
Did she almost say "President Obama" at 4:25?
 
2021-01-21 3:49:05 PM  

RaptorLC: Weatherkiss: This is it. This is the one where he finally pivots to Presidential.

He did that yesterday.


Oh, damn.
 
2021-01-21 3:50:35 PM  
Ok ,Question pool time

1- Why is Kamala so awesome?
2- Has Hillary told you what she thinks of your victory?
3- Why do you want to raise everyone's taxes and become socialist Venezuela?
 
2021-01-21 3:50:39 PM  

jso2897: I was watching Biden talk on TV a while ago. The sensation was like relaxing in a warm bath. I got bored, and a little sleepy.
As one should when a politician talks.
I never though mere normalcy would feel so good.


I just finished watching the Buttigieg confirmation hearing and it was mostly like that.  Even the Rs asked fairly normal questions, except for Ted Cruz and Rick Scott.  Cruz was a total ass.  He was "very disconcerted" by some of Mayor Pete's perfectly reasonable answers.  Other than that, boring town.  Rs looking forward to working with Pete on their local projects.
 
2021-01-21 3:51:18 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: This is exhausting and I give up.  Just lie to me and tell me everything will be fine.


You have a big pee pee.
 
2021-01-21 3:51:29 PM  
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I feel like we just did this yesterday.
 
2021-01-21 3:52:39 PM  

Poltrgeist: But will there be punch and pie?


There can be if you bring it. And make sure it's pecan.
 
2021-01-21 3:53:21 PM  
Y'know, it can be a bit of a shock to transition so quickly into normalcy.
Ya gotta be eased into it. Perhaps Biden can start off scowling at office supplies or just shouting out a few random words into the end of his tie, then calm down and start talking normally.
 
2021-01-21 3:53:37 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: Poltrgeist: But will there be punch and pie?

There can be if you bring it. And make sure it's pecan.


Can I put in a vote for chocolate silk?
 
2021-01-21 3:53:45 PM  

teto85: It is good to have adults in charge again.


I'm repeating myself but ..., Biden spoke before signing his EO and at no point did he waste time praising himself or asking others to praise him. The contrast was so very stark.
 
2021-01-21 3:53:54 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [Fark user image image 425x261]

I can't wait to hear the results of this


It's like a real life big block of cheese day.
 
2021-01-21 3:54:02 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: This is exhausting and I give up.  Just lie to me and tell me everything will be fine.


She's a redhead and smart.  It will be better than "fine."
 
2021-01-21 3:54:02 PM  

Poltrgeist: But will there be punch and pie?


I was definitely told there would be punch and pie.
 
2021-01-21 3:54:03 PM  
I wonder if OAN is going to be let in to STAND in the back ...without a mask.
 
2021-01-21 3:54:41 PM  

dildo tontine: TheDarkSaintOfGin: Poltrgeist: But will there be punch and pie?

There can be if you bring it. And make sure it's pecan.

Can I put in a vote for chocolate silk?


Okay make it pecan and chocolate silk.
 
2021-01-21 3:54:56 PM  

ChimpMitten: Snaps: I bet it even starts on time

Bastards.


For several years I ran a video room at a science fiction convention. People who can't get to anything on time were pretty upset that everything started when it was supposed to. You can't satisfy any large group.
 
2021-01-21 3:55:06 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: dildo tontine: TheDarkSaintOfGin: Poltrgeist: But will there be punch and pie?

There can be if you bring it. And make sure it's pecan.

Can I put in a vote for chocolate silk?

Okay make it pecan and chocolate silk.


Boston Creme Pie
 
2021-01-21 3:55:12 PM  

Bastet1000: Seeing something simple like this, just a picture of him at this podium, helps the fist around my heart unclench.

Don't get me wrong, there's a lot of work to be done. I just feel like it's a little easier to breathe while I work on fighting voter suppression here in TX. Like I can actually see a buoy in the water while I'm swimming.

Every day that I wake up and see that Two Scoops still isn't capable of tweeting is f*cking fabulous. I'm so glad I've had you farkers here with me. It's really helped.

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Wish I could "love" this post.

You speak for many of us.
 
2021-01-21 3:55:15 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Five bucks says she is on time within 5 minutes.


OK, yesterday they started, what, 10 minutes late?

This is a sporting wager. She's a new press secretary, so she's going to want to check on last minute information. At the same time, probably doesn't want to make the same mistake two days in a row.

I can't take your bet, dammit. And believe me, I enjoy gambling. I just can't see this starting later than 4:03.
 
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