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(KTVH Helena)   They say an "appliance store owner" was arrested for his role in the insurrection, but upon viewing pictures of his business, I think "Q Obsessed, Full-Blown Lunatic" is more appropriate   (ktvh.com) divider line
    More: Scary, United States Capitol Police, Hank Muntzer, Washington, D.C., September 11 attacks, United States Capitol, Riot, Supreme Court of the United States, Federal Bureau of Investigation  
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3787 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Jan 2021 at 4:29 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-21 3:22:10 PM  
We have a full-blown mental illness crisis among the American Cracker population.
 
2021-01-21 3:27:11 PM  
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2021-01-21 3:38:13 PM  
"When we got to the Capitol there-I don't know how many, maybe a million people," estimated Muntzer of the size of the crowd present that day.

You'll have to excuse him, folks - we only have about one million people in the entire state of Montana so he's never seen a large crowd before.
 
2021-01-21 3:55:48 PM  
Looks like he was loaded up with a full arsenal of memes.
 
2021-01-21 4:25:26 PM  
That store reminds me of "Caught" Sayoc's van:

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2021-01-21 4:30:48 PM  
Looks like you go in there to buy an appliance and next thing you know you're tied up in the basement while they debate whether they have to wait for Zed.
 
2021-01-21 4:31:42 PM  

GardenWeasel: [i.imgflip.com image 640x480]


That's the expression most likely shown before saying 'why no officer, no one is in my basement... '
 
2021-01-21 4:31:52 PM  
In an alternate universe, he would have gone on to paint the sistine chapel.
 
2021-01-21 4:32:22 PM  
No one beats the wiz!
 
2021-01-21 4:32:31 PM  
And there he is in his mug shots, smiling and laughing with the processing officers.

Would not be shocked by a mental illness defense.
 
2021-01-21 4:33:01 PM  
Oh it's storming now.
 
2021-01-21 4:33:27 PM  

little big man: "When we got to the Capitol there-I don't know how many, maybe a million people," estimated Muntzer of the size of the crowd present that day.

You'll have to excuse him, folks - we only have about one million people in the entire state of Montana so he's never seen a large crowd before.


I was once at Hartsfield and I saw a very authentic frontier gentleman say into his phone with wide-eyes and astonishment "I've never seen so many people in my life!"  It was just a regular Friday.  Then I said "Outta my way, jerk" and shoved past him.
 
2021-01-21 4:33:29 PM  

BitwiseShift: In an alternate universe, he would have gone on to paint the sistine chapel.


Or some truly b*tchin' vans.
 
2021-01-21 4:33:33 PM  
Oh, what dark times are these, when passing ruffians can arrest appliance store owners at will.
 
2021-01-21 4:33:44 PM  
I want to know what kind of people walk into that store thinking "Well this place looks pretty ok".

I don't want to know them, but I want to know who they are.
 
2021-01-21 4:34:10 PM  
Buy any appliance and get two free conspiracy theories.
 
2021-01-21 4:34:16 PM  
There's no way that's not a front for selling drugs.
 
2021-01-21 4:34:58 PM  
Wow...well that's...a choice. He should market that store to the mental health lobby and make a mint on letting them point to that as a reason for more funding.
 
2021-01-21 4:35:35 PM  
I wonder if all those technology challenge rioters who wanted but couldn't figure out how to upload videos know how lucky they are.

You wait, next Easter Barbra will have her 13-year-old nephew post videos of her storming Congress because she couldn't and be the last person charged.
 
2021-01-21 4:35:45 PM  

LarryDan43: There's no way that's not a front for selling drugs.


Probably child sex trafficking, given their need to project
 
2021-01-21 4:35:48 PM  
Yes, this is totally the guy I want to sell me a second-hand dishwasher.

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2021-01-21 4:35:50 PM  
There is no way that guy does not own an arsenal of firearms. They'd better get them all. I've lived in Montana, nuts like him are a dime a dozen and every one of them is dangerous.

/ Especially when the Hamm's kicks in.
 
2021-01-21 4:35:57 PM  
This dude looks like he has straight up murdered before, and has a body in the back of his warehouse.
 
2021-01-21 4:36:20 PM  
Radicalized extremists - hope it was worth the votes you mother farkers
 
2021-01-21 4:36:32 PM  
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2021-01-21 4:36:49 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: And there he is in his mug shots, smiling and laughing with the processing officers.

Would not be shocked by a mental illness defense.


Dillon, MT is full of these morons. Law enforcement share the same beliefs as this guy. They were all laughing and joking around.
 
2021-01-21 4:37:42 PM  
If you asked me to draw a sketch of someone named Hank Muntzer, sight-unseen, that mugshot is exactly what I would draw.
 
2021-01-21 4:38:13 PM  

GardenWeasel: [i.imgflip.com image 640x480]


and pretty happy about ruining his life.
 
2021-01-21 4:38:17 PM  
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Let's see how long that laugh lasts, fark face.
 
2021-01-21 4:38:59 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Yes, this is totally the guy I want to sell me a second-hand dishwasher.

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I think he/they were just confused about which storm was arriving.

/Sow the wind
//Reap the whirlwind
 
2021-01-21 4:39:32 PM  
Another QKK member.
 
2021-01-21 4:39:55 PM  

El_Dan: Looks like you go in there to buy an appliance and next thing you know you're tied up in the basement while they debate whether they have to wait for Zed.


I bought Comfrey plant roots from a guy somewhere in Appalachia and he included some free conspiracy literature with the planting instructions that I wouldn't wrap a fish in and a DVD labeled with a Sharpie.  I did NOT put that CD in my computer.
 
2021-01-21 4:39:57 PM  
Which is more likely to have children chained up in the basement, that appliance store or Comet Pizza?  Why don't those farkers go protest at the appliance store?  How do we get those rumors going?
 
2021-01-21 4:41:48 PM  

Aquapope: Which is more likely to have children chained up in the basement, that appliance store or Comet Pizza?  Why don't those farkers go protest at the appliance store?  How do we get those rumors going?


Every accusation is an admission with these people so we should DEFINITELY check his store's basement just to be sure. farker has Manson eyes.
 
2021-01-21 4:42:30 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Yes, this is totally the guy I want to sell me a second-hand dishwasher.

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Gotta love the backwards 'N' in TRUMP WON...
 
2021-01-21 4:42:51 PM  
"And over here are the bootstrap washing machines.. They run on liberal tears or low grade crude oil... No need to sort, everything comes out red, white, and blue!  Now she's only supposed to run once every time you press the button, but for a few extra ounces of gold, (we don't trust hat microchipped gubbmint money, by the way) we can convert this baby to full auto for ya..."
 
2021-01-21 4:42:54 PM  
I'm sure he will be happy in jail where he can get white power tattoos for free!
 
2021-01-21 4:43:37 PM  
He's laughin' all the way to the klink.
 
2021-01-21 4:44:39 PM  
I like the use of the faux Cyrillic N on the store front.
 
2021-01-21 4:45:49 PM  
The good news is that he is used to being in a cell. That store is one large cinder block cell...

Could you imagine having a store next door? "Yeah, that's Hank, the guy I told you about. Don't make eye contact, and DON'T talk to him!".
 
2021-01-21 4:45:57 PM  
Phew! For a minute I thought he might be from Dillon, Colorado!

/ actually, I'm kind of surprised he's NOT from there
 
2021-01-21 4:46:21 PM  
Holy shiat...subby did not exaggerate!
 
2021-01-21 4:48:34 PM  
For every person that stormed the Capitol, there are dozens of family members, co-workers, acquaintances and exes who are sick of their shiat and will be glad to have them out of their lives.
 
2021-01-21 4:49:41 PM  

CrazyCurt: Hamm's


No wonder they're cranky.  Must have a constant case of the beer shiats.
 
2021-01-21 4:51:25 PM  
Rudy needs told a press conference outside this place
 
2021-01-21 4:51:37 PM  

Aquapope: Which is more likely to have children chained up in the basement, that appliance store or Comet Pizza?  Why don't those farkers go protest at the appliance store?  How do we get those rumors going?


And they are either making bombs or meth for him. There was a small indy hardware store me I went to now and then. Then on the sign outside the owner started putting Rand crap and I stopped going.
 
2021-01-21 4:53:50 PM  
Sheesh. The Appliance store near me just has messages saying Jesus is Lord and the dove on their vans.
 
2021-01-21 4:54:01 PM  

groppet: Aquapope: Which is more likely to have children chained up in the basement, that appliance store or Comet Pizza?  Why don't those farkers go protest at the appliance store?  How do we get those rumors going?

And they are either making bombs or meth for him. There was a small indy hardware store me I went to now and then. Then on the sign outside the owner started putting Rand crap and I stopped going.


If you are local I'd recommend calling his neighbor who gets shiat done.
 
2021-01-21 4:54:32 PM  
I stopped in Dillon almost 20 years ago. There was a Casino inside a KFC inside a Gas Station. That's all you need to know about Dillon.
 
2021-01-21 4:54:39 PM  

Rattlehead: Buy any appliance and get two free conspiracy theories.


Browse only and get three.
 
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