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2021-01-21 2:54:15 PM  
I think the next Pittsburgh Conference is scheduled to be in Atlanta.
 
2021-01-21 3:28:06 PM  
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2021-01-21 3:28:07 PM  
Given our history with widespread pollution, and how far we've come since then in cultivating an economy that is less environmentally harmful, calling it the Pittsburgh Agreement isn't a terrible idea.

Oh, and f*ck Ted Cruz.
 
2021-01-21 3:38:17 PM  
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2021-01-21 3:40:10 PM  
She's got serious dry wit game for one so young.  It's hard to deny climate change with burns like that.
 
2021-01-21 4:03:35 PM  
Well on the plus side, when the climate does fully go to shiate, Northern Appalachia already has a bunch of tunnels dug to escape the searing misery.
 
2021-01-21 4:16:10 PM  

Psychopusher: She's got serious dry wit game for one so young.  It's hard to deny climate change with burns like that.


She seems about two degrees away from being a lead singer of a death metal band, but I'm glad she's channeling it elsewhere.
 
2021-01-21 4:17:37 PM  
Ted Cruz isn't that stupid, he's just an asshole and expert at manipulating idiots, right?
 
2021-01-21 4:18:53 PM  
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F*ck around and find out Ted
 
2021-01-21 4:19:17 PM  
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2021-01-21 4:19:32 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Well on the plus side, when the climate does fully go to shiate, Northern Appalachia already has a bunch of tunnels dug to escape the searing misery.


Centralia might like a word about that.
 
2021-01-21 4:20:03 PM  

Psychopusher: She's got serious dry wit game for one so young.  It's hard to deny climate change with burns like that.


Her solution to the global warming crisis is apparently to throw tons of shade.
 
2021-01-21 4:21:07 PM  
Ted Cruz probably thinks the Treaty of Paris was to end the French Revolution or some shiat too.
 
2021-01-21 4:21:11 PM  

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F*ck around and find out Ted



Wrong pic...oh well I await the trashing I'll get from our Pennsylvanian Farkers.
 
2021-01-21 4:24:25 PM  
Its odd how many GOPers who worship God don't seem to give a shiat about the planet he made.
 
2021-01-21 4:25:56 PM  

zimbach: NikolaiFarkoff: Well on the plus side, when the climate does fully go to shiate, Northern Appalachia already has a bunch of tunnels dug to escape the searing misery.

Centralia might like a word about that.


That town is Nothing but Trouble.
 
2021-01-21 4:28:21 PM  
But I'll be damned before I see our government join the Toadlick Agreement!
 
2021-01-21 4:29:40 PM  

NeverDrunk23: Its odd how many GOPers who worship God don't seem to give a shiat about the planet he made.


It's because to them this is just a temporary, disposable planet.  The REAL one is the nice one they're trying to get to.
 
2021-01-21 4:31:04 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Psychopusher: She's got serious dry wit game for one so young.  It's hard to deny climate change with burns like that.

She seems about two degrees away from being a lead singer of a death metal band, but I'm glad she's channeling it elsewhere.


Dude, she's not Norwegian, she's just a young woman looking forward to a bright future.
 
2021-01-21 4:32:27 PM  
GRETA Thunberg sings BLACK DEATH metal - HOW DARE YOU Swedich meme
Youtube zoKVwNlgu2Y
 
2021-01-21 4:33:11 PM  
This young lady is giving Lady Mormont a run for her money.
 
2021-01-21 4:33:36 PM  
Cruz knows that the Paris Agreement has nothing to do with the people of Paris.  However, he also knows that the people he is trying to appeal to don't know that and that his statement makes a clever sound bite.
 
2021-01-21 4:35:32 PM  
AOC also replied to his tweet:


Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States https://t.co/mMf8iDo72G
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 21, 2021
 
2021-01-21 4:35:46 PM  

runwiz: Cruz knows that the Paris Agreement has nothing to do with the people of Paris.  However, he also knows that the people he is trying to appeal to don't know that and that his statement makes a clever sound bite.


I don't think it's even that -- it's just a sound bite version of repetition that ties his comment back to the name of the agreement.

It's actually decently crafted if you're into deceit and delusion. Move that Overton Window. Move it!
 
2021-01-21 4:39:39 PM  

sdd2000: AOC also replied to his tweet:


Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States https://t.co/mMf8iDo72G
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 21, 2021


bastard got tag teamed by AOC and Greta
 
2021-01-21 4:47:42 PM  

A'isha P.: Psychopusher: She's got serious dry wit game for one so young.  It's hard to deny climate change with burns like that.

Her solution to the global warming crisis is apparently to throw tons of shade.


Touche'

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2021-01-21 4:49:02 PM  
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2021-01-21 4:52:13 PM  

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*gives side eye*
 
2021-01-21 4:52:21 PM  

vudukungfu: sdd2000: AOC also replied to his tweet:


Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States https://t.co/mMf8iDo72G
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 21, 2021

bastard got tag teamed by AOC and Greta


Something tells me that he'd be into that.
 
2021-01-21 4:53:15 PM  

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F*ck around and find out Ted


Wrong pic...oh well I await the trashing I'll get from our Pittsburgh Farkers.


ftfy

*SLAP*
 
2021-01-21 4:54:06 PM  

vudukungfu: sdd2000: AOC also replied to his tweet:


Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States https://t.co/mMf8iDo72G
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 21, 2021

bastard got tag teamed by AOC and Greta


oh that sounds

Kinky...
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2021-01-21 4:57:34 PM  
So going by Cruz' logic, should he he be known as the Senator representing Calgary, Alberta?
 
2021-01-21 5:10:56 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I think the next Pittsburgh Conference is scheduled to be in Atlanta.


Isn't Chicago opening for Boston at a festival in Kansas the same day?
 
2021-01-21 5:12:57 PM  
Ted Cruz isn't dumb, he's a craven opportunist who disrespects the intelligence of the people he's trying to pander to with that tweet.

He knows exactly what the Paris Agreements are about.
 
2021-01-21 5:15:30 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I think the next Pittsburgh Conference is scheduled to be in Atlanta.


I f*cking knew it!

There are cities under the ocean!
 
2021-01-21 5:23:07 PM  

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F*ck around and find out Ted


Wrong pic...oh well I await the trashing I'll get from our Pennsylvanian Farkers.


Eh, I'm okay with it. No Pittsburgh mascot has the proper "haunt your dreams" quality of Gritty or the zaniness of the Phanatic.
The closest we get is the old Pittsburgh Pirate. Now we made him up like Blackbeard, complete with burning fuses in his beard, we might be on to something.
 
2021-01-21 5:42:42 PM  

meat0918: Ted Cruz isn't that stupid, he's just an asshole and expert at manipulating idiots, right?


Yes, I think he started out as being just condescending until he realized that it was working on his constituents.
 
2021-01-21 5:59:01 PM  
Ted Cruz got his cities all wrong.  It's not the people of Pittsburgh Biden is ignoring now, it's the people of Cleveland, whose opinions are now meaningless in favor of the people of Kansas City.  Buffalo is hoping their opinions will become meaningful again by Monday morning.
 
2021-01-21 6:05:27 PM  
There was Dallas... from Phoenix...

Cleveland... he was from Detroit...

And Tex was... Well, I don't remember where Tex come from.


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2021-01-21 6:23:54 PM  

vudukungfu: sdd2000: AOC also replied to his tweet:


Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States https://t.co/mMf8iDo72G
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 21, 2021

bastard got tag teamed by AOC and Greta


Lucky freaking bastard.

All the more reason to hate that idiot.
 
2021-01-21 6:41:40 PM  

vudukungfu: sdd2000: AOC also replied to his tweet:


Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States https://t.co/mMf8iDo72G
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 21, 2021

bastard got tag teamed by AOC and Greta


Ben Shapiro wakes up drenched in sweat from dreaming of that. Then he has to explain to his wife Sahara Desert Shapiro why the sheets are damp.
 
2021-01-21 6:51:33 PM  

JAGChem82: vudukungfu: sdd2000: AOC also replied to his tweet:


Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States https://t.co/mMf8iDo72G
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 21, 2021

bastard got tag teamed by AOC and Greta

Something tells me that he'd be into that.


I'd be into that.
 
2021-01-21 6:58:21 PM  

nytmare: JAGChem82: vudukungfu: sdd2000: AOC also replied to his tweet:


Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States https://t.co/mMf8iDo72G
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 21, 2021

bastard got tag teamed by AOC and Greta

Something tells me that he'd be into that.

I'd be into that.


*now that Greta is old enough?
 
2021-01-21 7:01:49 PM  
Greta Thunberg unlocks honorary Yinzer level.
 
2021-01-21 7:14:06 PM  

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F*ck around and find out Ted


Wrong pic...oh well I await the trashing I'll get from our Pennsylvanian Farkers.

Eh, I'm okay with it. No Pittsburgh mascot has the proper "haunt your dreams" quality of Gritty or the zaniness of the Phanatic.
The closest we get is the old Pittsburgh Pirate. Now we made him up like Blackbeard, complete with burning fuses in his beard, we might be on to something.


Iceburgh begs to differ.

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2021-01-21 7:15:08 PM  

2wolves: Greta Thunberg unlocks honorary Yinzer level.


Not quite.

She didn't call Ted Cruz a jagoff.
 
2021-01-21 9:40:42 PM  

vudukungfu: sdd2000: AOC also replied to his tweet:


Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States https://t.co/mMf8iDo72G
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 21, 2021

bastard got tag teamed by AOC and Greta


Sounds like a good time to me.

/Just looked it up. She's eighteen.
// It's just creepy now
///
 
2021-01-22 10:04:43 AM  

Mrtraveler01: She didn't call Ted Cruz a jagoff.


The proper expression is "Jaromir Jagoff"
 
2021-01-22 11:05:36 AM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Mrtraveler01: She didn't call Ted Cruz a jagoff.

The proper expression is "Jaromir Jagoff"


No it isn't.
 
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