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(CNBC)   Trump will enter impeachment like he did with Stormy Daniels   (cnbc.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, United States Senate, Ex-President Donald Trump, United States House of Representatives, Senate impeachment trial, United States Congress, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Majority Whip Dick Durbin, Mitch McConnell  
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2021-01-21 2:36:50 PM  
A limp dick?
 
2021-01-21 2:40:48 PM  
He's going to finish after two pumps and then hand them a wad of money to stfu?
 
2021-01-21 2:47:06 PM  
After hours of telling him what a strong and bigly man he is while waiting for the Cealis to kick in?
 
2021-01-21 2:47:07 PM  
That's not fair to ex-45**; when he entered Stormy Daniels, he had a legal team and strategy ready.
 
2021-01-21 2:49:14 PM  
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2021-01-21 2:57:29 PM  
Dear MisterPresident Biden
Please help me with this impeachment thing, I'll name names, I'll hand over all the emails
It wasn't me It Was Eric
Please make this go away
I'll be a good boy, I learned my lesson
Send Eric to prison not me, and Junior and Jarrod
In fact you can do anything. you want with Ivanka, anything
Sincerely
Donald Trump


This is his strategy and why Biden won't release the letter
 
2021-01-21 3:09:11 PM  

abb3w: That's not fair to ex-45**; when he entered Stormy Daniels, he had a legal team and strategy ready.


Plus two ex-wives, a current wife, and a mistress.
Wait, he has Graham, so I guess he still has all of those.
 
2021-01-21 3:10:04 PM  
Just barely?
 
2021-01-21 3:10:09 PM  
Ask the court to spank him with a periodical bearing his image on the cover?
 
2021-01-21 3:19:24 PM  
I ended up not taking off the inauguration and just watching it later.

If they drag fatass in to testify or whenever this thing kicks off, that one I might need to call out for.
 
2021-01-21 3:19:43 PM  
I really hope he represents himself. Goes onto the floor and rants about how unfair everything is.
 
2021-01-21 3:19:59 PM  
Could be worse. He could enter like he did in the Miss Teen USA dressing room.
 
2021-01-21 3:20:14 PM  

Myrdinn: abb3w: That's not fair to ex-45**; when he entered Stormy Daniels, he had a legal team and strategy ready.

Plus two ex-wives, a current wife, and a mistress.
Wait, he has Graham, so I guess he still has all of those.



And a partridge in a pear tree....
 
2021-01-21 3:20:30 PM  
I didn't know he had Butch Bowers with Stormy Daniels. Is it contagious?
 
2021-01-21 3:20:35 PM  
Relentlessly sh*t talking sharks?
 
2021-01-21 3:20:42 PM  

homeless_need_help: He's going to finish after two pumps and then hand them a wad of money burger king coupons to stfu?


FTFY
 
2021-01-21 3:21:10 PM  

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Too tall.
 
2021-01-21 3:21:32 PM  
Begging and limp?
 
2021-01-21 3:21:34 PM  
When he finishes the Senate will ask "was that it?"
 
2021-01-21 3:22:00 PM  
When he refused to pay Rudy and then left Washington in shame, no lawyer will touch him unless very very desperate.
 
2021-01-21 3:22:54 PM  
...as David Dennison?
 
2021-01-21 3:23:09 PM  
He wasn't prepared in the first impeachment trial. It's just that he had Moscow Mitch and his minions running interference for him.

He doesn't have that cover anymore.
 
2021-01-21 3:23:47 PM  
congress is a bunch of whores.   I'll see myself out.
 
2021-01-21 3:24:40 PM  

sinner4ever: When he refused to pay Rudy and then left Washington in shame, no lawyer will touch him unless very very desperate.


and payment upfront

/ and, no Donny, they won't accept free Mar a Lago memberships as payment
 
2021-01-21 3:25:05 PM  
Mitch refused to let them call witnesses the last time.

I say they do it with evidence and witnesses this time.

See how that goes.
 
2021-01-21 3:25:36 PM  
Kind of hard to defend actions streamed live showing you inciting said riot ..
 
2021-01-21 3:25:52 PM  

leviosaurus: I really hope he represents himself. Goes onto the floor and rants about how unfair everything is.


So my dumb question is, "Isn't he legally binding to HAVE to show up now that he isn't president?"
He can't just blow this off like the last one, right?
 
2021-01-21 3:26:16 PM  
With evidence to the contrary.

You said you were hung like a horse, Donny
Yeah, Maybelline
 
2021-01-21 3:26:58 PM  
crying for Ivanka?
 
2021-01-21 3:27:54 PM  

grokca: Just barely?


Just the tip.
 
2021-01-21 3:28:10 PM  
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2021-01-21 3:28:49 PM  

Zombie DJ: leviosaurus: I really hope he represents himself. Goes onto the floor and rants about how unfair everything is.

So my dumb question is, "Isn't he legally binding to HAVE to show up now that he isn't president?"
He can't just blow this off like the last one, right?


My understanding is that the president isn't allowed on the House floor without permission from the speaker.
 
2021-01-21 3:30:13 PM  
He figures Rudy will just settle it out of court.
 
2021-01-21 3:30:41 PM  
I loooove Dick Durbin as Senate Majority Whip. He's awesome.
 
2021-01-21 3:31:28 PM  
Hardly at all?
 
2021-01-21 3:32:19 PM  

homeless_need_help: He's going to finish after two pumps and then hand them a wad of money to stfu?


There's a track record of that:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/​0​1/donald-trump-refused-to-take-no-from​-women-and-then-from-america-itself

And, just as our fellow Americans who believe Trump's wild promises, keep voting for him and then are stunned when he drops his pants on democracy, the sex that Trump promises Jill will be the "best" she's ever had is...the worst. It is, in fact, the least erotic, leaves-his-underwear-on sex you ever heard of in your life. It is over very quickly-"How quickly?" I ask. "I'm gonna say three minutes," Jill replies

Long read, but worth it.
 
2021-01-21 3:32:24 PM  
He's going to thumb it in?
 
2021-01-21 3:33:00 PM  

edmo: He figures Rudy will just settle it out of court.


So hanging on President's Day?
 
2021-01-21 3:33:22 PM  
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2021-01-21 3:33:46 PM  
By getting spanked by a Discovery Shark Week magazine?
 
2021-01-21 3:38:41 PM  
Damn, he hired a real lawyer.
 
2021-01-21 3:39:26 PM  
After railing a couple lines of Adderall?
 
2021-01-21 3:41:08 PM  

Resin33: Damn, he hired a real lawyer.


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Are you sure?
 
2021-01-21 3:41:45 PM  
His tiny flaccidity inexpertly covered by bragging and bribes?
 
2021-01-21 3:46:07 PM  
He will remove his diaper in secret and get naked while she's in the bathroom?
 
2021-01-21 3:49:00 PM  

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He shot a rabid dog once, to the astonishment of his children.
 
2021-01-21 3:52:50 PM  
5 seconds of Fury and then panting out of breath?
 
2021-01-21 3:53:26 PM  

soopey: Resin33: Damn, he hired a real lawyer.

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Are you sure?


In Inherit the Wind, the bad guys won.
 
2021-01-21 3:56:24 PM  
He is going to walk in, bend over the podium and ask them to spank him with a magazine?
 
2021-01-21 3:59:28 PM  
Actual photo of Mr. Bowers upon learning he is to represent Trump during the impeachment trial.

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