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(Rock Paper Shotgun)   Donald Trump permanently banned from Twitch, thereby ending his hopes for a post-Presidential career as a Fortnite streamer   (rockpapershotgun.com) divider line
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2021-01-21 2:10:10 PM  
Aww man, Trump had all of his fortnite dance moves ready to go too
 
2021-01-21 2:21:51 PM  
Is that some kind of crack house?
 
2021-01-21 2:28:30 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Is that some kind of crack house?


It's where bad grammar goes to die.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-01-21 2:30:25 PM  
Honestly, completely honestly, I'd watch that - can you imagine how hilarious it would be to see him come up with excuse after excuse as he gets mercilessly destroyed by nobodies on the internet?
 
2021-01-21 2:31:44 PM  
I forget what the name of it was, "Look out, Mr President!"? But it was a puzzle game where you had to take a bullet for Trump in increasingly hilarious scenarios. It came out shortly after he was elected. I'd watch him try and play that
 
2021-01-21 2:32:26 PM  

Xai: Honestly, completely honestly, I'd watch that - can you imagine how hilarious it would be to see him come up with excuse after excuse as he gets mercilessly destroyed by nobodies on the internet?


You know, it'd be a hilarious video edit to superimpose a small shot of him babbling incoherently over top of someone failing left and right in a game, like he was streaming it.

I might consider making it if a) I knew anything about video editing, or b) could stand listening to his face or watching his sphincter mouth mouve.
 
2021-01-21 2:34:25 PM  
POGGERS
 
2021-01-21 2:34:54 PM  
This is Pol tab worthy at best.
 
2021-01-21 2:34:59 PM  
I better he'd make more money painting his moobs live on stream.
 
2021-01-21 2:35:36 PM  
The line for kicking him while he's down start way, way back over there.  No, further, behind that.
 
2021-01-21 2:35:38 PM  
Bummer. Which platforms is he allowed on now? Because you KNOW he's twitching about not being in the spotlight.

/think this is WONDERFUL
//that mean needs to live a long life, alone with his cowardice
///THAT is what to the pain means
 
2021-01-21 2:35:54 PM  
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2021-01-21 2:36:02 PM  

Xai: Honestly, completely honestly, I'd watch that - can you imagine how hilarious it would be to see him come up with excuse after excuse as he gets mercilessly destroyed by nobodies on the internet?


My thoughts exactly. Trump the gamer would be a riot/train wreck.
 
2021-01-21 2:36:12 PM  
pepehands?  more like tiny hands
 
2021-01-21 2:36:45 PM  
I wonder how many gamers who have never watched Trump stream anything on Twitch will self-immolate their accounts after hearing this news.
 
2021-01-21 2:37:12 PM  
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2021-01-21 2:37:12 PM  
Trump ... yada yada ... Fortnight streamer?

Move to Cleveland.  Become a steamer.
 
2021-01-21 2:37:41 PM  
I might.  MIGHT. log into twitch to offer 100 bits for Shoe On Head and Sharpie In Pooper.  So just as well he's banned.
 
2021-01-21 2:37:51 PM  
I have trouble keeping track of all these different platforms.  For some reason I thought Twitch was a gay dating site.
 
2021-01-21 2:38:33 PM  

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I wish whoever made that a long, happy, and successful life.
 
2021-01-21 2:39:18 PM  
That's lame. I'd watch Trump try to play video games.
 
2021-01-21 2:39:57 PM  
lol. Trump can't even build a wall in Fortnite
 
2021-01-21 2:40:48 PM  

bobug: Bummer. Which platforms is he allowed on now? Because you KNOW he's twitching about not being in the spotlight.

/think this is WONDERFUL
//that mean needs to live a long life, alone with his cowardice
///THAT is what to the pain means


Facebook has sent his suspension of a committee that will decide whether to reinstate him or pera ban.
 
2021-01-21 2:40:58 PM  

Xai: Honestly, completely honestly, I'd watch that - can you imagine how hilarious it would be to see him come up with excuse after excuse as he gets mercilessly destroyed by nobodies on the internet?


Its losers camping the spawn point. They need to move out of thier parents basement.
 
2021-01-21 2:41:00 PM  
"I lagged there, that's why I died."

"Oh, c'mon! He's spawn camping!"

"We would have won if my team didn't suck. I hate randoms."

"He's clearly got an aim bot and should be banned."

"I meant to team kill him."
 
2021-01-21 2:41:12 PM  

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5 for 5 on ketchup?  No wonder he's using their site.

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2021-01-21 2:41:18 PM  

Cyber Duck: I have trouble keeping track of all these different platforms.  For some reason I thought Twitch was a gay dating site.


Twitch correctly recognized there is an audience that hates videogames and will thus only engage with videogames if they turn it into television.

Compare this to the typical hardcore gamer, who hates videogames and will only engage with videogames if they turn them into arguments on internet messageboards.
 
2021-01-21 2:41:35 PM  

Resin33: That's lame. I'd watch Trump try to play video games.


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2021-01-21 2:41:46 PM  

toraque: Xai: Honestly, completely honestly, I'd watch that - can you imagine how hilarious it would be to see him come up with excuse after excuse as he gets mercilessly destroyed by nobodies on the internet?

You know, it'd be a hilarious video edit to superimpose a small shot of him babbling incoherently over top of someone failing left and right in a game, like he was streaming it.

I might consider making it if a) I knew anything about video editing, or b) could stand listening to his face or watching his sphincter mouth mouve.


'listening to his face?' 'mouth mouve?'  Jesus F'n Christ, even thinking about having to wade through clips of him speaking melted my brain.
 
2021-01-21 2:41:51 PM  

Resin33: That's lame. I'd watch Trump try to play video games.


He should play the Tycoon series.  I bet he would kill it with a amusement park or zoo.
 
2021-01-21 2:43:06 PM  
I heard they banned him after he got fed up and called Madagascar a "shiat-hole country".
 
2021-01-21 2:43:16 PM  

Xai: Honestly, completely honestly, I'd watch that - can you imagine how hilarious it would be to see him come up with excuse after excuse as he gets mercilessly destroyed by nobodies on the internet?


It would be like watching myself play games.

/I totally can't keep up anymore with these kids and it pisses me off.
 
2021-01-21 2:43:27 PM  

Moroning: Resin33: That's lame. I'd watch Trump try to play video games.

He should play the Tycoon series.  I bet he would kill it with a amusement park or zoo.


Let's make him play his own shiatty shovel ware game.
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2021-01-21 2:44:10 PM  
Still outstanding at conquering Lemmings.
 
2021-01-21 2:44:55 PM  
I'm assuming that also means he can't be a guest on a show either.
 
2021-01-21 2:45:20 PM  

Rambino: Xai: Honestly, completely honestly, I'd watch that - can you imagine how hilarious it would be to see him come up with excuse after excuse as he gets mercilessly destroyed by nobodies on the internet?

My thoughts exactly. Trump the gamer would be a riot/train wreck.


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2021-01-21 2:45:24 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Aww man, Trump had all of his fortnite dance moves ready to go too


Yes!  And his moves!

Grampa thinks he's being funny "dancing" to the young kids's music!
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Grampa is at a party, and everyone's eyes are suddenly on him for some reason!
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Grampa...
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...ok, he's been doing this since he was young....
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I'm starting to get the feeling that he just doesn't know how to dance....
 
2021-01-21 2:45:34 PM  
Speaking of video games, I've gotten back into Morrowind. This game leans up nicely with a few hundred mods.
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2021-01-21 2:45:50 PM  
All he does is yell out "faking".
 
2021-01-21 2:47:45 PM  

Moroning: Resin33: That's lame. I'd watch Trump try to play video games.

He should play the Tycoon series.  I bet he would kill it with a amusement park or zoo.


"I've been standing in line for COVID Test Site 73 for ages."

"This burger from Hamberder Stand 1 is really good value."

"Just looking at President 45 makes me feel sick!"
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-01-21 2:49:52 PM  

toraque: Xai: Honestly, completely honestly, I'd watch that - can you imagine how hilarious it would be to see him come up with excuse after excuse as he gets mercilessly destroyed by nobodies on the internet?

You know, it'd be a hilarious video edit to superimpose a small shot of him babbling incoherently over top of someone failing left and right in a game, like he was streaming it.

I might consider making it if a) I knew anything about video editing, or b) could stand listening to his face or watching his sphincter mouth mouve.


You know that's actually a fantastic idea - it would be hilarious and i'm certain there are plenty of quotes to draw on
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-01-21 2:51:36 PM  

MattytheMouse: Moroning: Resin33: That's lame. I'd watch Trump try to play video games.

He should play the Tycoon series.  I bet he would kill it with a amusement park or zoo.

Let's make him play his own shiatty shovel ware game.
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I used to own that - i wonder if i've still got the box somewhere
 
2021-01-21 2:59:46 PM  

MattytheMouse: Resin33: That's lame. I'd watch Trump try to play video games.

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Hey, there's nothing wrong with maining a very handsome Japanese hunk wielding a futuristic bow.

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2021-01-21 3:04:35 PM  
Cool. But. Was Trump actually on Twitch? Or is this nothing more than a symbolic move by Twitch hoping to get attention?
 
2021-01-21 3:06:15 PM  
Well he still has myspace.
 
2021-01-21 3:10:24 PM  

BlackPete: Cool. But. Was Trump actually on Twitch? Or is this nothing more than a symbolic move by Twitch hoping to get attention?


He had a twitch channel.
 
2021-01-21 3:14:45 PM  

Xai: Honestly, completely honestly, I'd watch that - can you imagine how hilarious it would be to see him come up with excuse after excuse as he gets mercilessly destroyed by nobodies on the internet?


It wouldn't even have to be fortnite. People would probably pay to watch him play animal crossing.
 
2021-01-21 3:19:40 PM  
I can't see any way he could get banned from Yo.  He should switch all his social media to that.
 
2021-01-21 3:20:33 PM  
I'm going to change my twitch name to NotCovefe45 before I join another of Drew's twitches, just to see how long I last.
 
2021-01-21 3:23:20 PM  

Ambivalence: Xai: Honestly, completely honestly, I'd watch that - can you imagine how hilarious it would be to see him come up with excuse after excuse as he gets mercilessly destroyed by nobodies on the internet?

It wouldn't even have to be fortnite. People would probably pay to watch him play animal crossing.


Hell, watching him lose at Frogger over and over while screaming "I don't take responsibility for anything!" and making truck noises would be funny.
 
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