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2021-01-21 1:00:24 PM  
"Daddy, this place smells like tinkle!"

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2021-01-21 4:22:25 PM  
If ingesting marijuana causes short term memory loss, than what does ingesting marijuana do?
 
2021-01-21 4:22:39 PM  
I thought coke was the finance pirate drug of choice?
 
2021-01-21 4:22:46 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: "Daddy, this place smells like tinkle!"

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We object to the phrase "Piss soaked hell-hole", could you instead say "pee-pee soaked heck-hole"?

Sideshow Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn!
 
2021-01-21 4:23:09 PM  
Man, I wonder if Brit stoners say bloke like American stoners say man all the time, man.
 
2021-01-21 4:24:37 PM  
So like how much is a pound, half an Adele?
 
2021-01-21 4:26:25 PM  
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Wanted for questioning?
 
2021-01-21 4:26:43 PM  
The raid "demonstrates that City of London Police continues to actively police the Square Mile, bearing down on any crime committed here", he added.

'Aside from financial crimes, naturally. Those we cheerfully ignore.'
 
2021-01-21 4:37:25 PM  
"Factory"?
 
2021-01-21 4:37:33 PM  

Al Roker's Forecast: If ingesting marijuana causes short term memory loss, than what does ingesting marijuana do?


What was the question?
 
2021-01-21 4:42:32 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: [Fark user image 425x637]

Wanted for questioning?


That movie any good?
 
2021-01-21 4:47:43 PM  
Were any long guns recovered?

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2021-01-21 4:48:40 PM  
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2021-01-21 4:49:29 PM  
Seems someone forgot to add filtering to the ventilation.
 
2021-01-21 4:59:24 PM  
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What, bruv?
 
2021-01-21 5:13:34 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Ken VeryBigLiar: [Fark user image 425x637]

Wanted for questioning?

That movie any good?


My opinion, yes.
 
2021-01-21 5:14:49 PM  
It's weird that marijuana seems like the only issue where the United States is much more progressive than most of Western Europe.
 
2021-01-21 5:17:59 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Ken VeryBigLiar: [Fark user image 425x637]

Wanted for questioning?

That movie any good?


Yes
Not as good as Snatch, better than Rock n Rolla, on par with Lock Stock.
 
2021-01-21 5:22:29 PM  
English slang:

Grass= squealer, tattletale.
Pot= Hat,. Cooking utensil. Place for a plant.
Hemp.=Part of a town or Shire name, i. e, Hempstead, Hempleton
Joint.= A large cut of meat with the bone still in it.
Ounce= A unit of measure. A member of the feline family (Archaic).
Reefer= A waterproof jacket.

So, what is the British slang for marijuana?
 
2021-01-21 5:25:08 PM  

jim32rr: So like how much is a pound, half an Adele?


Here it's $1,500/lb. How is it by you?
 
2021-01-21 5:27:46 PM  

wesmon: It's weird that marijuana seems like the only issue where the United States is much more progressive than most of Western Europe.


It's the Latino influence. By slow assimilation, they subtly convinced white people that you could make money off the shiat. Once white law-makers were meeting white business lobbyists, the game began to change. According to the Department of Revenue, Colorado made $302 million in taxes from marijuana. So naturally, the rest of our capitalist society is looking at this and licking their chops. "Progress" is made America by the next big business prospect. Everyone here in my home state of New Mexico wants in on the grow game.
 
2021-01-21 5:32:10 PM  

fngoofy: thisisyourbrainonFark: Ken VeryBigLiar: [Fark user image 425x637]

Wanted for questioning?

That movie any good?

Yes
Not as good as Snatch, better than Rock n Rolla, on par with Lock Stock.


For me it's:
1. Snatch
2. Rock n Rolla
3. Lock Stock
4. The Gentlemen
All good though.
 
2021-01-21 5:32:52 PM  
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2021-01-21 5:33:51 PM  

Schmerd1948: English slang:

Grass= squealer, tattletale.
Pot= Hat,. Cooking utensil. Place for a plant.
Hemp.=Part of a town or Shire name, i. e, Hempstead, Hempleton
Joint.= A large cut of meat with the bone still in it.
Ounce= A unit of measure. A member of the feline family (Archaic).
Reefer= A waterproof jacket.

So, what is the British slang for marijuana?


We call it "blow" up here in the North ;)
 
2021-01-21 6:14:10 PM  

Schmerd1948: Hemp.=Part of a town or Shire name, i. e, Hempstead, Hempleton


I remember seeing a story in the local paper on Long Island of a kid who moved down to Florida and got suspended for wearing a shirt that said "Hempstead 516" or some such because... well, Florida teacher and administration.

The internet wasn't back then what it is now but you're a school, shouldn't you have an atlas or twenty in the library?
 
2021-01-21 6:19:28 PM  
For a moment there I thought this was about my ex-wife.
 
2021-01-21 6:29:21 PM  

kore: thisisyourbrainonFark: Ken VeryBigLiar: [Fark user image 425x637]

Wanted for questioning?

That movie any good?

My opinion, yes.


It's Guy Ritchie doing what he does best.  It's a well-worn path but it's a little bit innovative take.
 
2021-01-21 6:35:05 PM  
Police arrested two people and dismantled the factory, which had its own lighting and ventilation systems.

Wow, lights and ventilation? Sounds terrifyingly cutting edge!
 
2021-01-21 7:13:56 PM  

skyotter: "Factory"?


It's a plant.
 
2021-01-21 7:26:10 PM  
Next time you need more pneumatic pellet guns to defend your crops.
 
2021-01-21 9:54:16 PM  
it's really surreal to see this. Where I live, you just get licensed and setup your farm. You make sure you're following the law when it comes to taxes, herbicides and pesticides, and make sure you get your shiat tested by an accredited lab and you're good to go. The idea of cops getting involved in this is insane.
 
2021-01-21 11:20:00 PM  

skyotter: "Factory"?


Brits use weird words to describe things.
 
2021-01-21 11:39:07 PM  
He doesn't look like your average farking horticulturalist, now does he?
 
2021-01-22 1:50:45 AM  
It's funny that the picture showcased in the article that used to be associated with cop busts will soon be associated with entrepreneurship and business.
 
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