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(Jerusalem Post)   Israel is going to give COVID-19 vaccine doses to the Palestinians   (jpost.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Israel, doses of the Russian Sputnik vaccine, Palestinian Authority, Palestinian National Authority, West Bank, Russian government, Prime Minister's Office, Palestinian Authority Health Ministry  
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2021-01-21 12:40:52 PM  
Ah, the "Sputnik" vaccine.

I think they are safe to pass on that.
 
2021-01-21 1:13:28 PM  
The Israelis have been dicks about this the whole time.
 
2021-01-21 1:17:51 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: The Israelis have been dicks about this the whole time.


No. At first, the Palestinians didn't want vaccines from Israel and were going to get them themselves.
 
2021-01-21 1:33:02 PM  

bostonguy: We Ate the Necco Wafers: The Israelis have been dicks about this the whole time.

No. At first, the Palestinians didn't want vaccines from Israel and were going to get them themselves.


That's what this is about. They got vaccines from Russia, but Israel wasn't letting them through.
 
2021-01-21 1:53:54 PM  
Just let them be a country already, who gives a shiat
 
2021-01-21 1:56:18 PM  
Pretty sure the Russian "vaccines" are just Red Bull with a little vodka
 
2021-01-21 1:57:13 PM  
Their evil Jew plan for genocide of the Palestinians continues.

/Why yes, I've actually have had a Farker argue with me that the reason Israel had "let" the Palestinian population grow so much was so that the genocide would be even greater.
 
2021-01-21 1:58:55 PM  

Begoggle: Pretty sure the Russian "vaccines" are just Red Bull with a little vodka


Not exactly Red Bull...
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2021-01-21 1:58:57 PM  

moothemagiccow: Just let them be a country already, who gives a shiat


More people than could ever possibly quantified.
 
2021-01-21 1:59:26 PM  
Will their vaccines have the micro-chips in them too?  Makes sense to know exactly where your enemies are.
 
2021-01-21 1:59:53 PM  
Worst. Genocide. Ever.
 
2021-01-21 2:00:09 PM  

FLMountainMan: Their evil Jew plan for genocide of the Palestinians continues.

/Why yes, I've actually have had a Farker argue with me that the reason Israel had "let" the Palestinian population grow so much was so that the genocide would be even greater.


Dude, some of the pro-Israeli Farkers are so mind-numbingly stupid that they've insisted settlements were years in the past, a couple of weeks after Bibi made an international mea culpa, we're so sorry, we promise not to do it again, again, again, speech.

They're more credulous and easily-led than Q-morons or magats.
 
2021-01-21 2:00:50 PM  

bostonguy: We Ate the Necco Wafers: The Israelis have been dicks about this the whole time.

No. At first, the Palestinians didn't want vaccines from Israel and were going to get them themselves.


So Israel has only been dicks since the PA changed their mind? Or have they not been allowing the vaccine through as the article alludes?

https://www.hrw.org/news/2021/01/17/i​s​rael-provide-vaccines-occupied-palesti​nians
 
2021-01-21 2:08:16 PM  

moothemagiccow: Just let them be a country already, who gives a shiat


Objectively speaking, it'd be a shiatty country. On one side, Fatah in the West Bank funnels international aid meant for the Palestinian people into the foreign bank accounts of the Palestinian Authority's leaders. (Why do you think Arafat's widow lives in a rich apartment in France?)

On the other side, Hamas in the Gaza Strip keeps attacking Israel every few years, which only makes Israel respond with deadly force that unintentionally kills civilians as well as terrorists and levels the area's infrastructure.

The Palestinian leadership is the worst enemy of the Palestinian people. They need to get their act together first.
 
2021-01-21 2:09:59 PM  

bostonguy: moothemagiccow: Just let them be a country already, who gives a shiat

Objectively speaking, it'd be a shiatty country. On one side, Fatah in the West Bank funnels international aid meant for the Palestinian people into the foreign bank accounts of the Palestinian Authority's leaders. (Why do you think Arafat's widow lives in a rich apartment in France?)

On the other side, Hamas in the Gaza Strip keeps attacking Israel every few years, which only makes Israel respond with deadly force that unintentionally kills civilians as well as terrorists and levels the area's infrastructure.

The Palestinian leadership is the worst enemy of the Palestinian people. They need to get their act together first.


It's like having the KKK in charge. Actually governing is not in their skillset.
 
2021-01-21 2:10:41 PM  
Well yeah. They are the servant class there. Don't want to catch something from the maid.
 
2021-01-21 2:11:38 PM  
And we're giving it to our prisoners too.
 
2021-01-21 2:11:57 PM  

Boojum2k: It's like having the KKK in charge. Actually governing is not in their skillset.


I think that just happened in America.
 
2021-01-21 2:12:39 PM  

bostonguy: Why do you think Arafat's widow lives in a rich apartment in France?


I bet it even has a refrigerator.
 
2021-01-21 2:13:49 PM  
5000 doses vs 5 million people.
 
2021-01-21 2:14:55 PM  

cranked: bostonguy: Why do you think Arafat's widow lives in a rich apartment in France?

I bet it even has a refrigerator.


See The Guardian in the UK (which has always typically been pro-Palestinian).
 
2021-01-21 2:15:46 PM  
This isn't clemency; it's preventing a future biological attack.

"Everyone run up to the border and cough!"
 
2021-01-21 2:15:47 PM  
Israel has decided a different vaccine better serves the Jewish people.
 
2021-01-21 2:16:54 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: 5000 doses vs 5 million people.


You do know vaccine doses are sent in batches, right?
 
2021-01-21 2:21:46 PM  
Jesus Christ
 
2021-01-21 2:23:14 PM  

Pecunia non olet: Jesus Christ


Don't think he's relevant in this exact situation.
 
2021-01-21 2:23:18 PM  

Pecunia non olet: Jesus Christ


He's only another prophet.
 
2021-01-21 2:25:03 PM  
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2021-01-21 2:25:59 PM  

starsrift: Pecunia non olet: Jesus Christ

He's only another prophet. profit.


ftfy
 
2021-01-21 2:26:49 PM  
TLDR:
1) Palestinian Authority says to Israel in December 2020 - "We'll arrange for our own vaccines."
2) PA arranges for vaccine from the Russians and WHO.
3) Israel gives OK for vaccines to get into the Occupied Territories/Palestine/Gaza/Judea & Samaria/West Bank (whatever you want to call those areas).
4) Israelis whose families have personally suffered at the hands of Hamas are angry at #3.

/You're welcome
 
2021-01-21 2:27:43 PM  

bostonguy: Pecunia non olet: Jesus Christ

Don't think he's relevant in this exact situation.


I'm gonna kill that guy!

/am only 1/64 jewish so don't nobody worry
//won't be like the last time
 
2021-01-21 2:28:13 PM  
Looks like someone read WW Z.

/don't really have anything to add
//great boo, though
 
2021-01-21 2:28:37 PM  
*or book, even
 
2021-01-21 2:29:42 PM  

Nesher: TLDR:
1) Palestinian Authority says to Israel in December 2020 - "We'll arrange for our own vaccines."
2) PA arranges for vaccine from the Russians and WHO.
3) Israel gives OK for vaccines to get into the Occupied Territories/Palestine/Gaza/Judea & Samaria/West Bank (whatever you want to call those areas).
4) Israelis whose families have personally suffered at the hands of Hamas are angry at #3.

/You're welcome


lol. This is like the Farkers who biatch and moan about prisoners getting vaccines.
 
2021-01-21 2:34:59 PM  
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"First shipment going out."
'Send it.'
 
2021-01-21 2:35:57 PM  

steklo: Will their vaccines have the micro-chips in them too?  Makes sense to know exactly where your enemies are.


Huawei has had a hard time producing the chips in Arabic slowing down the vaccine delivery.
 
2021-01-21 2:38:40 PM  

LesserEvil: Ah, the "Sputnik" vaccine.

I think they are safe to pass on that.


Quotation?
 
2021-01-21 2:40:54 PM  

bostonguy: We Ate the Necco Wafers: The Israelis have been dicks about this the whole time.

No. At first, the Palestinians didn't want vaccines from Israel and were going to get them themselves.


And now that they have, the Israeli government is considering whether or not to allow the vaccines into Palestinian territory. I hate to break it to you, Tats...err...Bostonguy, but this is not a good look. It has poor optics, as the kids today say.
 
2021-01-21 2:42:29 PM  

FLMountainMan: Their evil Jew plan for genocide of the Palestinians continues.

/Why yes, I've actually have had a Farker argue with me that the reason Israel had "let" the Palestinian population grow so much was so that the genocide would be even greater.


That's a valid tactic I've tried in many computergames.

First time was Civ 1, where I had conquered the world, I thought, until the FoW showed a stone age civilization, that offered me one full gold for peace.

I accepted, nursed them. And then nuked them. :D
 
2021-01-21 2:42:38 PM  

bostonguy: Objectively speaking, it'd be a shiatty country. On one side, Fatah in the West Bank funnels international aid meant for the Palestinian people into the foreign bank accounts of the Palestinian Authority's leaders. (Why do you think Arafat's widow lives in a rich apartment in France?)


Good job Israel has a prime minister about whom no word of financial scandal has ever been breathed.
 
2021-01-21 2:44:58 PM  

orbister: bostonguy: Objectively speaking, it'd be a shiatty country. On one side, Fatah in the West Bank funnels international aid meant for the Palestinian people into the foreign bank accounts of the Palestinian Authority's leaders. (Why do you think Arafat's widow lives in a rich apartment in France?)

Good job Israel has a prime minister about whom no word of financial scandal has ever been breathed.


I would say the average Israeli is better off than the average palestinian, nay?
 
2021-01-21 2:48:55 PM  

orbister: I hate to break it to you, Tats...err...Bostonguy


Oh, for Fark's sake.

Tats is a Jewish guy who became haredi ("ultra-Orthodox") and extremist. I'm a mostly secular, center-left American-Israeli Jew who despises most of the religious and right-wing attitudes that I see in Israel. Please do not compare me to him.
 
2021-01-21 2:50:56 PM  

orbister: bostonguy: Objectively speaking, it'd be a shiatty country. On one side, Fatah in the West Bank funnels international aid meant for the Palestinian people into the foreign bank accounts of the Palestinian Authority's leaders. (Why do you think Arafat's widow lives in a rich apartment in France?)

Good job Israel has a prime minister about whom no word of financial scandal has ever been breathed.


So that makes what the Palestinian leadership is doing to the Palestinian people OK?

Please answer yes or no. And stop comparing apples and oranges.
 
2021-01-21 3:11:37 PM  
I read that article twice and I still do not understand how vaccines might be used for anything other than a humanitarian purpose. The Goldin family lost a son. I too would be slightly crazed in that situation, but they are not offering good counsel here.
 
2021-01-21 3:11:39 PM  
Aren't all jailors obliged to provide basic care to whom they are jailing?
 
2021-01-21 3:11:59 PM  

moothemagiccow: who gives a shiat


Probably the people who had their land stolen in 1919...
 
2021-01-21 3:13:01 PM  

starsrift: FLMountainMan: Their evil Jew plan for genocide of the Palestinians continues.

/Why yes, I've actually have had a Farker argue with me that the reason Israel had "let" the Palestinian population grow so much was so that the genocide would be even greater.

Dude, some of the pro-Israeli Farkers are so mind-numbingly stupid that they've insisted settlements were years in the past, a couple of weeks after Bibi made an international mea culpa, we're so sorry, we promise not to do it again, again, again, speech.

They're more credulous and easily-led than Q-morons or magats.


Pretty direct lines leading through all of those movements too.
 
2021-01-21 3:16:13 PM  

mrsleep: moothemagiccow: who gives a shiat

Probably the people who had their land stolen in 1919...


Achmed: "So I went  out to get a falafel but when I arrived at the restaurant it was gone! I ran home to tell my family but when I arrived there it too had disappeared! Stolen!"
 
2021-01-21 3:16:32 PM  

bostonguy: moothemagiccow: Just let them be a country already, who gives a shiat

Objectively speaking, it'd be a shiatty country. On one side, Fatah in the West Bank funnels international aid meant for the Palestinian people into the foreign bank accounts of the Palestinian Authority's leaders. (Why do you think Arafat's widow lives in a rich apartment in France?)

On the other side, Hamas in the Gaza Strip keeps attacking Israel every few years, which only makes Israel respond with deadly force that unintentionally kills civilians as well as terrorists and levels the area's infrastructure.

The Palestinian leadership is the worst enemy of the Palestinian people. They need to get their act together first.


Seriously?
 
2021-01-21 3:25:04 PM  

REDARMYVODKA: bostonguy: moothemagiccow: Just let them be a country already, who gives a shiat

Objectively speaking, it'd be a shiatty country. On one side, Fatah in the West Bank funnels international aid meant for the Palestinian people into the foreign bank accounts of the Palestinian Authority's leaders. (Why do you think Arafat's widow lives in a rich apartment in France?)

On the other side, Hamas in the Gaza Strip keeps attacking Israel every few years, which only makes Israel respond with deadly force that unintentionally kills civilians as well as terrorists and levels the area's infrastructure.

The Palestinian leadership is the worst enemy of the Palestinian people. They need to get their act together first.

Seriously?


Yes, seriously. Do you think Israel goes, "Gee, let's see how many Palestinian civilians in Gaza we can kill today!" Of course not. If you think that, you have problems. Israel would not do that because of the PR liability.

Here's what actually happens. Hamas and related groups intentionally launch rockets towards Tel Aviv from the rooftops of buildings such as hospitals. In response, Israel attacks the launch sites. Then, Hamas says, "Israel is bombing hospitals and killing civilians!" And then they demand foreign aid to rebuild the hospitals.

Israel's choice is accepting rockets coming down on Tel Aviv or attacking the launch sites knowing that there will be civilian casualties because of what Hamas is doing. What would you do?

What Hamas is doing is cynical and immoral and wrong. But the world believes the propaganda. But it is Hamas that is committing war crimes by doing that. Again, it is the Palestinian leadership that is hurting the Palestinian people.
 
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