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(NYPost)   The NY Post breathlessly reports on the Biden Administration's first scandal: Bill Clinton fell asleep during Biden's speech. This is an outrage. Can we, as Americans, really afford this sort of ho-hum politics as usual? What's next? Tan suits?   (nypost.com) divider line
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2021-01-21 9:03:35 AM  
I, for one, would welcome boring.
 
2021-01-21 9:10:02 AM  
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2021-01-21 9:12:21 AM  
That actually reads like an Onion article, Good Onion headline. If I was 74, and it wasn't my inauguration, guess what I would be doing.
 
2021-01-21 9:12:32 AM  

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trigger warning u asswipe
 
2021-01-21 9:23:02 AM  
Give him a break. He hasn't slept in four years.
 
2021-01-21 9:26:49 AM  
Wow, I didn't realize Biden is older than Clinton.

That was literally the only thing I got out of that article.
 
2021-01-21 9:30:46 AM  
Amygdalas the size of a man's fist, these f*cking Trumper morons.
 
2021-01-21 9:32:30 AM  
TBH I thought Bill looked good for Bill. Mask may have helped but he looked particularly poorly aging during the Obama years.
 
2021-01-21 9:36:30 AM  
Everyone around him should have pulled a joke on him and quietly sneaked out and left him there by himself.
 
2021-01-21 9:45:33 AM  
Isn't Bill Clinton on a crap load of heart medication?
I'm surprised he can stay awake at all.
 
2021-01-21 9:45:49 AM  
Thats just how you get past the first level.... 

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2021-01-21 9:46:21 AM  
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2021-01-21 9:46:34 AM  
Next thing you know Biden, or Harris, will do something truly horrific like ordering Unamerican Mustard! The horror... The HORROR... THE HORROR!!!!
 
2021-01-21 9:47:33 AM  
It's not like this is the first inauguration and speech he's attended.  These must get somewhat boring after a while.

And, as I remember kindergarten, mid-day was a perfect nap time.
 
2021-01-21 9:47:56 AM  
My favorite part of today was waking up and seeing all the things my President did to improve the country and world yesterday.  It was a really, really nice change of pace.
 
2021-01-21 9:48:03 AM  
New York Post should be put to sleep. Preferably with a MyPillow.
 
2021-01-21 9:48:16 AM  
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2021-01-21 9:48:24 AM  
BUT WAS HE WEARING A TAN SUIT????
 
2021-01-21 9:49:01 AM  
He can't do coke anymore even if brother Roger could still get it.
 
2021-01-21 9:49:02 AM  
That's it - I will not be voting for Bill Clinton in 2024. No, sir!
 
2021-01-21 9:49:10 AM  
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2021-01-21 9:49:55 AM  
Dude's like 80 years old, give him a break
 
2021-01-21 9:50:46 AM  
Mid 70s, heart problems, not about him? Not a surprise.
 
2021-01-21 9:51:09 AM  
This time let's remember that Republicans are, by and large, quite eager to kill you over tan suit-level scandals.
 
2021-01-21 9:51:57 AM  

Masakyst: Dude's like 80 years old, give him a break


He's 74, but yeah.

I've reached the age where I never pass up the chance for a quick nap, or to pee when a restroom is available.
 
2021-01-21 9:52:14 AM  

UberDave: Everyone around him should have pulled a joke on him and quietly sneaked out and left him there by himself.


Once saw a comedian have fun with someone that went to the bathroom during his routine. While she was gone he quietly had two sections switch places. She came back and her friends had been replaced by strangers, she recognized no one in her section. She's wandering around confused while the audience laughed at her, finally realizing there was a reason the audience was laughing when the comic wasn't at punch lines.
 
2021-01-21 9:52:32 AM  
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2021-01-21 9:53:07 AM  

Ambivalence: Wow, I didn't realize Biden is older than Clinton.

That was literally the only thing I got out of that article.


Yeah I was gonna make a "leave him alone he's a million years old" joke then I saw that and it's like... welp nevermind
 
2021-01-21 9:53:17 AM  
See ya, and raise ya...

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2021-01-21 9:53:18 AM  
If anyone wants entertainment, listen to WBAP today. The butthurt is strong and glorious.


Boring speeches are more than welcome with this president because that is exactly how it should be. Not a some bullshiat three ringed circus.

Learn to swim republicans.
 
2021-01-21 9:53:54 AM  
No, bring it on. Lob the most absurd bullcrap you can.

Hunter Biden's local McDonald's closed for repairs? Must be spite because They know how much Trump loves them McBerders.
Florida slips in the (foot|basket)ball rankings? Liberal bias because They hate Mar-a-Lago and its illegal resident.
Biden eats at Capriotti's? He's clearly pandering to Big Sandwich.
Plus, I heard Kamala Harris once banged her gavel too loud in the Senate.

// kind of throws the last 4 years into relief, don't it? (although we said the same thing about Obama in 2009. how naive we were...)
// with each of those new idiot bricks in the MoronWall, we'll finally see the Tower of Bullshiat form in all its glory
 
2021-01-21 9:54:05 AM  
Last time I saw Bill Clinton he looked like he was 80-85% of the way through a morph into a skeleton. He was looking much better yesterday so if he needs a few extra z's to stay healthy, take em where you can.
 
2021-01-21 9:56:30 AM  
Ahhhh. So refreshing. It was either 4 years of caterwauling about tan suits and Dijon mustard, or goose stepping and bragging about the continued destruction of the nation. I'll take the caterwauling, so I can at least point and laugh. Those conservative tears are satisfying.
 
2021-01-21 9:58:00 AM  

Lambskincoat: That actually reads like an Onion article, Good Onion headline. If I was 74, and it wasn't my inauguration, guess what I would be doing.


I assume he's also jetlagged and been up for hours.
 
2021-01-21 9:58:33 AM  

UberDave: Everyone around him should have pulled a joke on him and quietly sneaked out and left him there by himself.


Should have involved some taxidermy animals as well.
 
2021-01-21 9:58:37 AM  
It'll be fun watching conservative media try to find things to be outraged about for the next four years.

Get back to me when a Biden cult member bashes a cops brains in with a fire extinguisher while claiming to be a patriot.
 
2021-01-21 9:58:48 AM  
Great, now show what Trump was doing at the inauguration.
 
2021-01-21 10:00:43 AM  

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I missed this. This is the type of washington scandal I can get behind. Nice little chuckle, "Oh Billy" with a sarcastic emoji, and move the fark on with it having no other impact on my life.
 
2021-01-21 10:02:01 AM  
Don't you all see what it means?

HE'S "SLEEPING", AS A SIGNAL TO TELL THE "SLEEPER" CELLS IN THE DEEP STATE TO ACTIVATE! OMGWTFBBQ!!
 
2021-01-21 10:02:04 AM  
I also fell asleep.
 
2021-01-21 10:02:23 AM  

Derek Force: Great, now show what Trump was doing at the inauguration.


He wasn't there.

/That was easy.  Next...
 
2021-01-21 10:03:20 AM  
The real scandal was that the Space Force flag (black, like the ISIS flag) in the parade of national colors at the Inauguration has no battle ribbons, where as the Marines, Army, Air Force, Navy flags were heavy with honors.

Biden may have inherited Space Force, but he's had a day almost to start some fine wars in space.  He shouldn't have a problem finding any music.
 
2021-01-21 10:03:46 AM  

Kat09tails: TBH I thought Bill looked good for Bill. Mask may have helped but he looked particularly poorly aging during the Obama years.


He looked like crap yesterday. It was embarrassing listening to him when he did the thing with Obama and Bush.

Plus he had the cheapest, ill-fitting mask at the whole ceremony.
 
2021-01-21 10:04:38 AM  

Derek Force: Great, now show what Trump was doing at the inauguration.


Getting jacked off by Ivanka on the plane.
 
2021-01-21 10:06:55 AM  

Derek Force: Great, now show what Trump was doing at the inauguration.


Fellating Putin, having his salad tossed by Nunes/Cruz/etc, and/or cucking Jared aren't the kinds of images/video that *ANYONE* but the most ardent Trumplefarkers would want to see...
 
2021-01-21 10:07:58 AM  

Harlee: I, for one, would welcome boring.


This doesn't have nearly enough smarts
 
2021-01-21 10:10:22 AM  

Mukster: See ya, and raise ya...

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In fairness, he's not dozing; he's fantasizing about the pool boy.
 
2021-01-21 10:15:16 AM  
Snoreghazi!
 
2021-01-21 10:16:45 AM  
Give the guy a break, he was up all the night before the inauguration having to listen to his wife complain about how it could have been her.
 
2021-01-21 10:19:07 AM  
I'm glad for the change of pace at least. Story or non-story, at least this seems to be about something that actually happened versus the unverifiable "sources say" [something happened] construct we've been hammered with over the last 4 years.
 
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