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2021-01-21 9:10:56 AM  
AKA Nation Super Spreader Day.
 
2021-01-21 9:31:00 AM  
I'm still at the no touchy stage of pandemic. Although if you drop some X hugging a tree or couch cushion could be just as satisfying.
 
2021-01-21 9:47:45 AM  
let's combine the two -

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2021-01-21 9:48:07 AM  
No.  Stay the hell away from me.
 
2021-01-21 9:48:15 AM  
National Superspreader Day?  My favorite!
 
2021-01-21 9:48:31 AM  
I think I'll bring this up with the bevvie of waitresses that live in the house kitty corner to me.
 
2021-01-21 9:48:59 AM  
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2021-01-21 9:49:21 AM  
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2021-01-21 9:49:27 AM  
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2021-01-21 9:50:21 AM  
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2021-01-21 9:50:37 AM  
Remember, nobody has the right to touch you on your bathing suit area.
 
2021-01-21 9:53:56 AM  
1 METER farkERS!
 
2021-01-21 9:55:40 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: No.  Stay the hell away from me.


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2021-01-21 9:56:41 AM  
I've been here a long time. I can say without question you should be careful hugging other Farkers. You have no idea where we've been or if we've had our shots.

/ the snark rubs off
 
2021-01-21 10:03:03 AM  
Anyone remember this ancient slogan?
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I suggest the opposite. jk
 
2021-01-21 10:03:16 AM  

Kegovitch: AKA Nation Super Spreader/Sexual Harassment/Sexual Assault Day.

/FTFE

 
2021-01-21 10:04:57 AM  
<rant>
As someone who has been alone in my apartment for nearly a YEAR with a likely year to go at least in this pandemic, a sincere Fark you to the author of that article.

A cup of coffee? A soak in the tub? Really? I can't even.

We are experiencing a pandemic AND a severe mental health crisis. But yeah, a couple deep breaths ought to soothe a complete loss of human connection.
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2021-01-21 10:05:19 AM  

berylman: Anyone remember this ancient slogan?
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Beat me to it by mere seconds, but here's the version I'm more familiar with anyway:

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2021-01-21 10:05:59 AM  
I miss hugging.  It's the only thing that violates the first law of thermodynamics in that it creates energy in both the hugger and the huggee.
 
2021-01-21 10:07:28 AM  
Give your mind a hug with some guided meditation.

They spelled 'bong hits' wrong.
 
2021-01-21 10:08:35 AM  
The last thing I hugged was my toilet.
 
2021-01-21 10:13:06 AM  
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2021-01-21 10:22:38 AM  

hoyt clagwell: I miss hugging.  It's the only thing that violates the first law of thermodynamics in that it creates energy in both the hugger and the huggee.


That's some nerdy-ass affirmation of our humanity, my dude.

/come on, bring it in, arms open
//or slap five then bring it in
 
2021-01-21 10:23:55 AM  

cfreak: I've been here a long time. I can say without question you should be careful hugging other Farkers. You have no idea where we've been or if we've had our shots.

/ the snark rubs off


All we want are hugs
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And maybe beer
 
2021-01-21 10:27:32 AM  
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2021-01-21 10:28:40 AM  
Wake me up when it's National Plugging Day.

/Plug it in, plug it in
 
2021-01-21 10:28:51 AM  
I have long hair now since I refuse to get my hair cut until this Covid-19 issue is resolved. So if I view my back while hugging myself, it looks like I'm hugging a chick.
 
2021-01-21 10:32:03 AM  
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2021-01-21 10:40:02 AM  
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2021-01-21 10:45:04 AM  
No more Pussygrabbing Day?
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2021-01-21 10:50:07 AM  
Jesus Wants A Hug
Youtube jD7tOoERUMg
 
2021-01-21 10:51:31 AM  
I propose a COVID safe alternative: National Teledildonics Day.
 
2021-01-21 10:54:01 AM  

MBooda: No more Pussygrabbing Day?
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Just hair smelling while hugging...
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2021-01-21 10:58:58 AM  
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P.S. I definitely want a hug if it's from Chris Zylka...
 
2021-01-21 11:01:03 AM  
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2021-01-21 11:11:13 AM  
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Naked Gun did it in 1988
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2021-01-21 11:13:47 AM  
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2021-01-21 11:16:45 AM  
Hugs (feat. Pharrell)
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2021-01-21 11:17:52 AM  
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OKLAHOMA!!!
 
2021-01-21 11:20:52 AM  

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There are a couple of swears in there, sorry. Should have marked it NSFW just in case.
 
2021-01-21 11:26:41 AM  
Two things I will not miss going forward: forced shaking of a stranger's hand when introduced and inevitably awkward hugs from acquaintances, not actual friends.

There are maybe a grand total of seven people I am even comfortable, much less enjoy/appreciate, hugging. I'm sorry- truly- for anyone feeling sensory deprivation but y'all can have it.
 
2021-01-21 11:31:50 AM  

Salmon: I think I'll bring this up with the bevvie of waitresses that live in the house kitty corner to me.


Wait until after your Probation Officer visits.
 
2021-01-21 11:45:41 AM  
1. take Cialis
2. ask for hugs
3. get investigated
 
2021-01-21 11:48:38 AM  
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2021-01-21 11:56:02 AM  

BeotchPudding: I have long hair now since I refuse to get my hair cut until this Covid-19 issue is resolved. So if I view my back while hugging myself, it looks like I'm hugging a chick.


Me too. Problem is I've got a bald spot up there and now I look like a pathetic guy trying to cover up the fact he's losing his hair.
 
2021-01-21 11:58:08 AM  
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2021-01-21 12:11:48 PM  
No. Don't touch me.
 
2021-01-21 12:13:47 PM  
OOOOO
 
2021-01-21 12:24:41 PM  
Aaaw... Now I want a dakimakura of my ex in her pink-spandex clad Luchadora of Luuuv aspect.
 
2021-01-21 12:29:47 PM  
I hate hugs. Just...keep your space. Hugs are weird to me. I feel a need to pull away immediately.
 
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