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2021-01-21 8:01:08 AM  
That's a "low cut" dress?
 
2021-01-21 9:21:39 AM  
Proof positive that not all of the Puritans left England for the Americas.
 
2021-01-21 9:35:13 AM  
On Fox News channel, in addition to the plunging necklines the women are sitting there with their legs crossed and clamped like vices because any gap is going to offer the viewers a glimpse of their labias.
 
2021-01-21 9:37:24 AM  
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2021-01-21 9:41:49 AM  
This is still the nation that had Page 3 Girls in their newspapers, right?
 
2021-01-21 9:49:19 AM  
I've always figured that Piers Morgan is a blatant public nose picker.
 
2021-01-21 9:52:24 AM  
He just doesn't want any other boobs hogging the spotlight.
 
2021-01-21 10:04:58 AM  

ippolit: On Fox News channel, in addition to the plunging necklines the women are sitting there with their legs crossed and clamped like vices because any gap is going to offer the viewers a glimpse of their labias.


I don't want to see Sean Hannity's labia. I know he's going to spend the next four years with sand in his vagina.
 
2021-01-21 10:06:50 AM  
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2021-01-21 10:19:05 AM  
Piers doesn't want people staring at her boobs all broadcast, he wants them looking at the coont to her right.
 
2021-01-21 10:24:54 AM  
So the biggest boob in the room fears healthy competition?
 
2021-01-21 10:39:09 AM  

leeto2: That's a "low cut" dress?


British Low
 
2021-01-21 10:41:26 AM  
Meanwhile, over on Univision...
 
2021-01-21 10:49:19 AM  
Boobs have nothing to do with it.

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I'm just really uncomfortable making eye contact with that woman...
 
2021-01-21 10:51:37 AM  
Oh no! Anyway...
 
2021-01-21 10:52:04 AM  

leeto2: That's a "low cut" dress?


For a newscaster, yeah.  Little bit.

For a middle aged stick in the mud asshole?  Absolutely.
 
2021-01-21 11:12:26 AM  
A real man would appreciate her. A gentleman wouldn't acknowledge it.
 
2021-01-21 11:15:51 AM  

Candygram4Mongo: Boobs have nothing to do with it.

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I'm just really uncomfortable making eye contact with that woman...


That is why they have breasts so you never have to make eye contact.

/remember there are no broads in broadcasting
 
2021-01-21 11:17:20 AM  
'I hadn't really noticed because obviously your cleavage is barely noticeable in comparison to what I see every morning in the mirror,' Piers began before unbuttoning his own shirt and sending the viewers into paroxysms of terrified shrieks and sobs...
 
2021-01-21 11:18:50 AM  
What's the use of having nice cleavage if you can't show it off?
 
2021-01-21 11:20:48 AM  
it's called "culture", look it up:

In many cultures, though not all, men typically derive erotic pleasure from a cleavage display. This tendency has been attributed to many reasons including evolutionary psychology, a patriarchal revolution, and dissociation from breastfeeding.
 
2021-01-21 11:34:50 AM  

ippolit: On Fox News channel, in addition to the plunging necklines the women are sitting there with their legs crossed and clamped like vices because any gap is going to offer the viewers a glimpse of their labias.


I bet it doesnt stop you from waiting to get a glimpse with your cock in your hand
 
2021-01-21 11:35:33 AM  
Why, this could lead to dancing! *gasp*
 
2021-01-21 11:36:24 AM  
"Piers then quipped: 'I'm very relieved on behalf of the nation that you've decided to put them away today because we can't cope with that kind of heat at 6:43 in the morning.'

She looks fine, your just an idiot.

/Personally I'd welcome that kind of company in the morning.
 
2021-01-21 11:36:41 AM  

ippolit: On Fox News channel, in addition to the plunging necklines the women are sitting there with their legs crossed and clamped like vices because any gap is going to offer the viewers a glimpse of their labias.


Emphasized without comment.
 
2021-01-21 11:40:45 AM  

ippolit: On Fox News channel, in addition to the plunging necklines the women are sitting there with their legs crossed and clamped like vices because any gap is going to offer the viewers a glimpse of their labias.


Keep watching, you'll see one some day
 
2021-01-21 11:43:56 AM  
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2021-01-21 11:53:46 AM  
Dare I say it, she's actually hot, beyond British hot.
 
2021-01-21 12:04:03 PM  
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2021-01-21 12:11:51 PM  
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2021-01-21 12:27:20 PM  

Evil Mackerel: She looks fine, your just an idiot


Not a good look.
 
2021-01-21 4:59:34 PM  

meanmutton: Proof positive that not all of the Puritans left England for the Americas.


He did. You bastards kicked him out.
 
2021-01-21 5:59:53 PM  

sephjnr: meanmutton: Proof positive that not all of the Puritans left England for the Americas.

He did. You bastards kicked him out.


Can you blame us?
 
2021-01-21 10:18:37 PM  

sephjnr: meanmutton: Proof positive that not all of the Puritans left England for the Americas.

He did. You bastards kicked him out.


What's with all the right wing British pundits coming to America to shiat on everything, anyway? Do you just not get paid to be a racist lunatic over there?
 
2021-01-21 11:04:05 PM  

ippolit: labias


Labiae?
 
2021-01-22 10:34:00 AM  

ModernLuddite: sephjnr: meanmutton: Proof positive that not all of the Puritans left England for the Americas.

He did. You bastards kicked him out.

What's with all the right wing British pundits coming to America to shiat on everything, anyway? Do you just not get paid to be a racist lunatic over there?


Not since Brexit, mate. It's going on the National Curriculum next year.
 
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