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(News.com.au)   Sure your morning coffee will help with your daily Constitutional, but it shouldn't be interrupted by a stranger doing a number two in your neighbor's yard   (news.com.au) divider line
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2021-01-21 8:55:05 AM  
Don't be afraid to try again
Everyone goes south
Every now and then
Ooh, Ooh
You've done it, why can't someone else?
You should know by now
You've been there yourself
 
2021-01-21 12:08:27 PM  
"strange man" You would think that would go without saying.
 
2021-01-21 12:08:36 PM  
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2021-01-21 12:21:55 PM  
Reading this on the can, so getting a kick
 
2021-01-21 12:22:24 PM  
Borat 3?
 
2021-01-21 12:24:16 PM  
Let he who hasn't had an emergency poop in an no-pooping area cast the first stone.
 
2021-01-21 12:24:41 PM  
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2021-01-21 12:25:09 PM  
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2021-01-21 12:25:18 PM  
Rand Paul's neighbor at it again?

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2021-01-21 12:33:28 PM  
Doing Pence in your neighbor's yard?
 
2021-01-21 12:33:42 PM  
#1: a daily constitutional is a walk.

#2: a morning constitutional is #1 #2.
 
2021-01-21 12:35:01 PM  
First time I heard the term "constitutional" used like that was from Sideshow Bob in the  episode where he marries Selma (or is it Patti.)
 
2021-01-21 12:35:29 PM  

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Who is number 1?
 
2021-01-21 12:40:59 PM  
I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!!!!
 
2021-01-21 12:52:44 PM  
When ya gotta go ya gotta go.
 
2021-01-21 12:55:33 PM  

ozman: steklo: [Fark user image 736x558]

Who is number 1?


You are Number Six
 
2021-01-21 12:56:42 PM  

snowybunting: [Fark user image image 240x184]


First thing I thought of.
 
2021-01-21 12:59:53 PM  
Those living in San Francisco wonder why this is news.
 
2021-01-21 12:59:53 PM  

Esroc: Let he who hasn't had an emergency poop in an no-pooping area cast the first stone.


Pretty much. If I have to poop being told that I can't doesn't change anything and with all the public washrooms being closed because of Covid it's not like there are tons of options.
 
2021-01-21 1:05:38 PM  

ozman: Who is number 1?


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2021-01-21 1:15:56 PM  
Maybe the stranger had a coffee and bran mufin before his daily constitutional.  Timing is everything.
 
2021-01-21 1:25:03 PM  
Paintball gun.
 
2021-01-21 1:29:21 PM  

RTOGUY: Pretty much. If I have to poop being told that I can't doesn't change anything and with all the public washrooms being closed because of Covid it's not like there are tons of options.


Bring a bag to poo in.  It's not exactly an alien concept to us hikers--there are times when going in the wilderness isn't acceptable, in those cases you pack it out.  (Normal standards are at least 200 feet from the trail, at least 200 feet from watercourses and bury it.  In a canyon that might be impossible, in a sufficiently rocky area that might not be possible.  Also, sufficiently high use areas require packing it out anyway.  A few places even require packing out the pee.)
 
2021-01-21 1:47:17 PM  
Probably a Trump follower.  They're famous for their Constitutionals.
 
2021-01-21 2:03:01 PM  

Flowery Twats: Paintball gun.


Jackson Poollack.
 
2021-01-21 2:07:19 PM  
Whattacrappythingtodo.
 
2021-01-21 2:27:18 PM  

Esroc: Let he who hasn't had an emergency poop in an no-pooping area cast the first stone.


Just for the record, I defiled a cemetery once. Not a CSB.
 
2021-01-21 2:28:58 PM  

Esroc: Let he who hasn't had an emergency poop in an no-pooping area cast the first stone.


This should be suggested as a thread. I can only imagine the stories we would share.
 
2021-01-21 3:11:46 PM  
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2021-01-21 5:07:02 PM  
A sign that the world is returning to normal: People are taking public dumps in Brisbane again.

"How Brisbane's poo jogger was caught by residents

BRISBANE'S "poo jogger" has resigned from his corporate job after he was photographed in the act. This is how he was finally caught."

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea​l​-life/how-brisbanes-poo-jogger-was-cau​ght-by-residents/news-story/59c0dbc2cb​83b5de01956e6329c72beb
 
2021-01-21 6:53:47 PM  

RTOGUY: Esroc: Let he who hasn't had an emergency poop in an no-pooping area cast the first stone.

Pretty much. If I have to poop being told that I can't doesn't change anything and with all the public washrooms being closed because of Covid it's not like there are tons of options.


Perhaps the paintball gun mentioned up-thread might let you discover that you can in fact run and poop at the same time.

Or not.

Either way I'd watch it on youtube and laugh.

/don't poop in someone's yard
 
2021-01-21 7:06:47 PM  
Anyone bringing toilet paper with them isn't getting 'caught short', the know very well they will be pooping outdoors. That's premeditated public pooping.

And if jogging makes you want to poop, and you know you can only jog so far before you have to poop, workout a route that passes a public toilet in that timeframe. If not available, cut your jogging route so you get home in time to poop there.

I don't give a flying fark about your desire to jog, no one needs to find human shiat outside their residence. Human poop is nasty and can spread diseases. If you can't jog without leaving unwanted dumps like the uncivilised animal you are, give up jogging.
 
2021-01-21 7:33:56 PM  

Nidiot: Anyone bringing toilet paper with them isn't getting 'caught short', the know very well they will be pooping outdoors. That's premeditated public pooping.

And if jogging makes you want to poop, and you know you can only jog so far before you have to poop, workout a route that passes a public toilet in that timeframe. If not available, cut your jogging route so you get home in time to poop there.

I don't give a flying fark about your desire to jog, no one needs to find human shiat outside their residence. Human poop is nasty and can spread diseases. If you can't jog without leaving unwanted dumps like the uncivilised animal you are, give up jogging.


Treadmill. Try not to break that word down and overthink.
 
2021-01-21 8:30:56 PM  
So, Brisbane has a not-so-phantom pooper.
 
2021-01-21 10:15:20 PM  

Loren: RTOGUY: Pretty much. If I have to poop being told that I can't doesn't change anything and with all the public washrooms being closed because of Covid it's not like there are tons of options.

Bring a bag to poo in.  It's not exactly an alien concept to us hikers--there are times when going in the wilderness isn't acceptable, in those cases you pack it out.  (Normal standards are at least 200 feet from the trail, at least 200 feet from watercourses and bury it.  In a canyon that might be impossible, in a sufficiently rocky area that might not be possible.  Also, sufficiently high use areas require packing it out anyway.  A few places even require packing out the pee.)


I am a big fan of pack in/pack out and have practiced this my whole life. Excrement is where I draw the line though. I WILL find an appropriate enough place to make my contribution to nature and all that is wonderful on it. Bears do it and mine is quite a bit less "considerable". I am absolutely NOT carrying bags of poo with me. Every. Even if I am staying in a portaledge. Having a poo fall hundreds of feet just adds to the epicness...
 
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