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(Media Matters)   The sentient klan hood rectally controlling Tucker Carlson is no longer pretending, warns his viewers they could be the "target of the war against white supremacists"   (mediamatters.org) divider line
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2021-01-20 10:58:16 PM  
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2021-01-20 11:00:42 PM  
Attempt to violently overthrow the government?
Attack fellow Americans?
Conspire to deprive others of their rights?

Yeah, we'll be coming for you.

Now toddle (waddle?) off and be good nazis.
 
2021-01-20 11:05:28 PM  
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2021-01-20 11:08:03 PM  
Damn straight. My grandfather earned a Purple Heart, Bronze Star and a few other decorations fighting that fight in Europe. I won't have the opportunity to take up arms, and I sincerely hope this war does not include physical violence... but you can bet your sweet bippy I will do my part.
 
2021-01-20 11:22:37 PM  
I'm not seeing a problem here?
 
2021-01-20 11:29:08 PM  
Yeah, my white supremacist fan-base.  Time to run and hide.
 
2021-01-20 11:43:37 PM  
Imagine white knighting the concept of white supremacy
fark me
 
2021-01-20 11:43:50 PM  
Tucker has been getting more shrill because he's nearing the end of his run on Fox.
May as well ratchet up the crazy to audition for OAN.
 
2021-01-21 3:06:17 AM  
Hmm, how to avoid being the target of a war on white supremacists?  Wow, that's a tough one.  Let me think, it'll come to me.  What can a person do to not be considered a white supremacist?  Man, I'm stumped, it must be inevitable.  Nope, no way to avoid it.
 
2021-01-21 3:13:34 AM  
Tucker, whipping on fascists was kind of the go to response in this country for a long while.

But you did Nazi that coming, did you?

It's not a race war, it's cleaning up a stain on the national character. And y'all chose your side. Sucks to be a fascist without power, don't it?
 
2021-01-21 5:59:17 AM  
That moment when you realise that being anti-antifa makes you pro-fascist.
 
2021-01-21 6:04:18 AM  
I explain it like this: when I am at a punk rock house show and I see somebody homing in on a girl that is way to farked up I snatch his ass right up. Why? Because I am not going to receive a reputation for suffering rapists\mashers\hustlers. You clean your own house. You ensure those types can't don you with their bad acts. You're damn right you might get swept up in a war against white supremacy. You should be since you decided to keep quiet while they did their dirt.
 
2021-01-21 6:06:11 AM  
If you find yourself a target of a war against white supremacists, maybe you should try not being a white supremacist?
 
2021-01-21 6:08:36 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn straight. My grandfather earned a Purple Heart, Bronze Star and a few other decorations fighting that fight in Europe. I won't have the opportunity to take up arms, and I sincerely hope this war does not include physical violence... but you can bet your sweet bippy I will do my part.


Yup. My family has killed both Confederates and nazis in various wars throughout our history. So war against racists runs through my veins.

Or they could, you know, not be racist. It's pretty farking easy.
 
2021-01-21 6:15:27 AM  
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2021-01-21 6:17:09 AM  
I say we just make it a war against Tucker Carlson, Rand Paul, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Traitor Greene, Mo Brooks, Andy Biggs, Paul Gosar, Rudy Giuliani, Jenna 'I Caught COVID From Rudy's Farts' Ellis, Sidney Powell and Ted Farking Shiatstain Cruz.

Really should take care of most of our problem. The United States has extraordinary war-making capabilities. GLOVES OFF MOTHERFARKERS
 
2021-01-21 6:17:45 AM  
"Also, if we haven't already touched on this, you're white supremacists."
 
2021-01-21 6:18:46 AM  
I am white and am not in fear of my life being hunted down but smile at the thought of white nationalist domestic terrorists getting hunted down, funny how that works.
 
2021-01-21 6:23:07 AM  

NateAsbestos: Imagine white knighting the concept of white supremacy
fark me


Well, what other color knights would they accept?
 
2021-01-21 6:24:47 AM  

LL316: Or they could, you know, not be racist. It's pretty farking easy.


Having met quite a few of them, racists will do whatever it takes to justify their ideals.  And it usually involves some form of circular logic.

"Can you try not being racist?"
"Sure, when they give me a reason to stop."
"What reason is that?"
"They have to start acting right."
"How's that?
"They have to act their place."
"What's their place?"
"The place that gives me a reason to be racist."
 
2021-01-21 6:29:22 AM  
Carlson: "Let's say you're for example white but poor, and you have trouble accepting the idea that you are benefiting from some kind of structural advantage. You better shut up about it if you know what's good for you"

And if you're white but not poor?  Tucker?
 
2021-01-21 6:29:27 AM  
Then... Don't... Be... One...?
 
2021-01-21 6:31:22 AM  
Remember, legally he's telling jokes.
 
2021-01-21 6:32:38 AM  
When is it gonna end with this mother farker?
 
2021-01-21 6:34:25 AM  
I mean statistically considering who his viewers are...
 
2021-01-21 6:36:07 AM  
I know we scoff and mock Tucker (and rightly so).

But his audience eats this shiat up. This is the shiat that divides the country and prevents the "healing" and "unity" that they beg for after they get violent.

His audience isn't getting educated about why race problems exist or explore what could be done about them. Instead his audience is being told that they *will be* victims of a nebulous faceless "left-wing" attack on them.

This shiat has proven to be dangerous and needs to be shut down.
 
2021-01-21 6:38:51 AM  

cherryl taggart: Hmm, how to avoid being the target of a war on white supremacists?  Wow, that's a tough one.  Let me think, it'll come to me.  What can a person do to not be considered a white supremacist?  Man, I'm stumped, it must be inevitable.  Nope, no way to avoid it.


Well full black face is now considered not PC do its harder to blend in, at least we still have Ash Wednesdays.
 
2021-01-21 6:39:33 AM  
He kept broadening the category of his fanciful definition of white supremacists until I expected him to cite liking white bread as proof of being a white supremacist, followed by his patented performative outrage.

No, just no. After suffering through over 4 years of another whiny heir to a huge fortune collapsing on their fainting couch stuffed with money to biatch about how it's all so unfair, I can't take it anymore. Go retire early to Nantucket and commiserate with Dershowitz, Americans are sick of your BS.
 
2021-01-21 6:40:09 AM  
It's pretty easy not to be a white supremacist. Just be white and don't think you're better than anyone else because of that.
 
2021-01-21 6:40:16 AM  

LaBlueSkuld: Then... Don't... Be... One...?


Impossible for the lazy thinker. They're to busy taking shortcuts with their thoughts.

It's easier to just lay bullshiat beliefs about how people act when you don't really know any of "those" people, it's also much simpler to lay blame for the problems in a given society on them when "those" people are always portrayed in the popular entertainment medium as always acting like that, even when they're supposed to be the good guys.

Shuck and jive, play us another tune on that paianni, and smile so we can see you in the dark.

I'm a machinist. I work with a lot of people that think that way pretty much out of reflex. Lazy, stupid farkers to the man.
 
2021-01-21 6:41:09 AM  
Tucker: You made your bed. You shat in it. YOU get to clean it up. And everyone else in the share house is rightly complaining of the stench you brought forth.
 
2021-01-21 6:45:43 AM  
Well then.

I'm not a white supremacist so I have nothing to fear.

Remember the war on Terrorism? And how Muslims who aren't terrorists had nothing to fear? It'll be just like that.
 
2021-01-21 6:50:42 AM  

Fasces Breaker: I explain it like this: when I am at a punk rock house show and I see somebody homing in on a girl that is way to farked up I snatch his ass right up. Why? Because I am not going to receive a reputation for suffering rapists\mashers\hustlers. You clean your own house. You ensure those types can't don you with their bad acts. You're damn right you might get swept up in a war against white supremacy. You should be since you decided to keep quiet while they did their dirt.


That's the honorable thing to do. But a word to the wise: If your friend's little sister is so drunk that the guys are circling like sharks and you get her out of there to sleep it off at your place, she might get up in the middle of the night and pee in your closet.
 
2021-01-21 6:51:28 AM  
"And deservedly so".......added would have made that the most honest statement Tucker ever uttered
 
2021-01-21 6:51:31 AM  
Weird.  2 weeks ago half the country was under actual physical attack by Christian white supremacists, as incited by the half that was in power.  Because they believe in white supremacy. "Kill him with his own gun."

Now a week later there's a turn and you'll live in fear of ... healthcare, equality, and a solution to a pandemic that's killed hundreds of thousands.

/so , you know, come up with a good argument or shut the f*ck up and start digging
 
2021-01-21 6:51:55 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: It's pretty easy not to be a white supremacist. Just be white and don't think you're better than anyone else because of that.


In this case, it's the opposite:  His target audience here is anyone who "doesn't see color".  Specifically, doesn't see how being white excludes you from stop-and-frisk, "random" screenings, redlining, and getting shot by police.  Just in a convenient "white privilege" dog whistle agitator.
 
2021-01-21 6:51:58 AM  

jimjays: Fasces Breaker: I explain it like this: when I am at a punk rock house show and I see somebody homing in on a girl that is way to farked up I snatch his ass right up. Why? Because I am not going to receive a reputation for suffering rapists\mashers\hustlers. You clean your own house. You ensure those types can't don you with their bad acts. You're damn right you might get swept up in a war against white supremacy. You should be since you decided to keep quiet while they did their dirt.

That's the honorable thing to do. But a word to the wise: If your friend's little sister is so drunk that the guys are circling like sharks and you get her out of there to sleep it off at your place, she might get up in the middle of the night and pee in your closet.


Oddly specific, but ok.
 
2021-01-21 6:54:28 AM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again. The system survived the stress test. You managed to vote Hitler off, incredible. WhatFlorida Man wanted to achieve was white supremacy paradise. This rotten being wanted to surf to victory on a wave of Nazi prejudices. Anti-muslim, anti-migrant (like his ancestors), anti-scientist, anti-enlightenment, anti-whatever. He was just against everything, couldn't comprehend anything.

If you are for him, you are either not very bright and easy to persuade (a large number of people were victim to his manipulation attempts, because of lack of education or through sheer economic despair), or you are full of evil and saw your chance coming.

Nothing good came or will ever come out of a trumpist world view. And if you supported him during this time, there should be consequences for that if you broke laws.
 
2021-01-21 6:55:32 AM  
This is one of two stories running right now, that voiceboxes of the GOP are complaining that they are being called out for being white supremacists.

Well, guys, we are not calling you names.  We are not taunting you on the playground.  We are calling attention to a very real and very specific problem.  One that has persisted for entirely too long.  One that has caused incalculable damage over the decades.

Stop making this sound like you are being singled out and persecuted.  That is not what persecution looks like.  Persecution and subjugation is what WE ARE accusing YOU of.
 
2021-01-21 6:56:28 AM  

PaulRB: Yeah, my white supremacist fan-base.  Time to run and hide.


Too late, the white supremacist fanbase has outed itself on social media over the last four years. All the "forgiveness" in Creation Itself will not save them from the consequences of their actions now.

They will, however, survived.. albeit barely... thanks to what I call their government-funded social status.. that is, being declared "disabled", "retired" or "veteran".. none of which, in their minds, is socialism but rather things they have "earned".
 
2021-01-21 6:57:44 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn straight. My grandfather earned a Purple Heart, Bronze Star and a few other decorations fighting that fight in Europe. I won't have the opportunity to take up arms, and I sincerely hope this war does not include physical violence... but you can bet your sweet bippy I will do my part.


I have an uncle I'll never know because he died fighting Nazis in Italy (I believe Anzio).
 
2021-01-21 7:00:59 AM  
So don't be a white supremacist. He acts like white Anericans "who don't understand their privilege" will be the first "Americans" damaged by American authority. Black folks have had their lives damaged for centuries by systemic racism.
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2021-01-21 7:03:39 AM  
I wish I was that optimistic.
 
2021-01-21 7:05:48 AM  
Hey white people.  The minorities might be coming for us because they think we're racist.  I don't know why they would think that.
 
2021-01-21 7:05:50 AM  
I can solve this. If you are watching Tucker Carlson and he makes sense to you then you are a white supremacist.
 
2021-01-21 7:06:54 AM  

Cythraul: If you find yourself a target of a war against white supremacists, maybe you should try not being a white supremacist?


But...I'm white! And I'm supreme! How can they not want that?
 
2021-01-21 7:07:57 AM  

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First they came for the White Supremecists, but I did not act, because I was a not a White Supremecist.
Then they came for the Nazis, but I did not act, because I was not a Nazi.
Then they came for the Fascists, but I did not act, because there like 10 left after the first two groups were taken.
Then they looked around to see who was left and kinda started going after corruption and arrested a few people taking bribes.

Then I woke up.  What a wonderful dream it was.
 
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2021-01-21 7:11:19 AM  

leeksfromchichis: NateAsbestos: Imagine white knighting the concept of white supremacy
fark me

Well, what other color knights would they accept?


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2021-01-21 7:13:16 AM  

leeksfromchichis: NateAsbestos: Imagine white knighting the concept of white supremacy
fark me

Well, what other color knights would they accept?


A mixture of polkadots and tartan?
 
2021-01-21 7:13:30 AM  

RasIanI: So don't be a white supremacist. He acts like white Anericans "who don't understand their privilege" will be the first "Americans" damaged by American authority. Black folks have had their lives damaged for centuries by systemic racism.
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The down-generational effects of the rule of Leopold 2nd are still being felt. His soldiers maimed, butchered and enslaved more people that Hitler and Stalin combined and all that was left was the trauma and social stresses that come from those now 4th-hand memories. Central Western African Nations change regimes rather frequently, and they all seem to emulate the methods of that period. It seems like nobody has ever tried not just wholesale slaughtering of the opposition.
 
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