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(Some Guy)   Dog locks redneck out of his truck and drives it into tree   ( newsok.com) divider line
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5207 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Feb 2002 at 2:01 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-05 02:06:55 PM  
It appears the dog was the better driver, too.
2002-02-05 02:07:29 PM  
He had learned from experience to leave the window down in case Rancher stepped on the automatic lock buttons.

Apparently not, dumbass.
2002-02-05 02:07:38 PM  
Hate to see his insurance rates...
2002-02-05 02:10:28 PM  
Wow. The dog knew how to drive a stick!
2002-02-05 02:11:04 PM  
Good thing the dog wasn't interested in the gun rack.

On second thought...
2002-02-05 02:12:36 PM  
Hey, there are some darn smart dog out there.
2002-02-05 02:12:38 PM  
Rednecks are the only people it's still PC to stereotype and mock. What would we do without them?
2002-02-05 02:14:41 PM  
I thought it sucked when my dogs locked me out of the house (they jumped on the door handle and turned the lock). Rotten monsters. Dogs are evil creatures -- they like to see us suffer. We work every day, feed them, bathe them, scratch behind their ears and they lock us out then laugh. I just hope my guys don't learn to drive.
2002-02-05 02:15:40 PM  
LMFPO. Dogs rule.
2002-02-05 02:20:59 PM  
I'm sorry but it just had to be done...

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2002-02-05 02:21:19 PM  
Shut up! This guy's name is Lyle Sneary? Now I'm SURE he's a redneck...
2002-02-05 02:27:19 PM  
Is Toonces fomenting a housepet revolution!?
2002-02-05 02:31:50 PM  
We all know who's the brains of that outfit.
2002-02-05 02:31:52 PM  
This is would be a great country song.
2002-02-05 02:34:14 PM  
There's no such thing a 'park' in a stick shift car, foolsigh person.

That's in those stupid and evil 'automatics'.

-Where did you say this car was made?
-The country it was made in no longer exists.

(Put it in 'H'!)
2002-02-05 02:36:22 PM  
Heelers (Australian Cattledogs) are really intelligent working dogs. Our red heeler mix (see profile) is a city dog, but her herding instincts are so strong she tries to herd anything that runs (usually other dogs) She'll even try to herd me if she needs to go outside.
2002-02-05 02:46:38 PM  
Mother of pearl!
2002-02-05 02:57:23 PM  
GREENBEETLE: I have a blue heeler too,freinds come over and it will spend all night running a circle around them gently nipping all the ankles,pretty funny.Great dogs.
2002-02-05 03:02:33 PM  
Sit boy !!

GOOD !!! Roll Over !

GREAT !!! Now parallel park that ve'icle in front of the trailer !!!

Here's your milk bone.

Kinda dog you need on those pub crawls, for designated driving
2002-02-05 03:19:50 PM  
There's a difference between rednecks and DUMB ASS SHIAT FOR BRAINS OKIES.

I live in Fort Smith, AR which borders OK. You learn to stay away from the Green Taggers (DUMB ASS OKIES). Get out of their way cause they are coming to town.
2002-02-05 03:35:57 PM  
I can see Westerneyz CRACKING up over this one... she loves the dog commercial where you see his paws steering towards the ducks in the lake...
2002-02-05 03:39:02 PM  
He drives around.
All over town,
Toonces the driving dog.
2002-02-05 04:02:12 PM  
= redneck?
2002-02-05 04:49:04 PM  
Just got off the phone with a client in Tupelo MS.

Says(in a nearly unintelligeble southern accent) that there is a versioning problem with items within his database because some of his employees entered version letters in the wrong order and can we fix it.

the problem: they (one or more) thought the first four letters of the alphabet were A,B,D,C.

farking ignorant rednecks.
2002-02-05 05:08:02 PM  
the dog must have needed to usethe rest room aka tree
and tried to get to it the fasteds way it could do so
2002-02-05 05:10:13 PM  
Dogs love trucks.
2002-02-05 06:58:56 PM  
"Hold my beer, and watch this shiat, Fluffy"

not bad driving for a quadruped...
2002-02-05 07:54:31 PM  
This story would've never made it to the top. It never would've been reported. But these guys need content, badly.

Fark shows me the level that the media's at.

I appreciate that.

To the dog, I say, "Bite him, NOW!!"
2002-02-06 12:14:08 AM  
'Good thing my lab couldn't drive a '73 superbeetle, but he tried often. He often remarked that I drive like a cat. I think he's a smartass.
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