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7810 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Jan 2021 at 2:05 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-20 9:19:15 PM  
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2021-01-20 9:21:16 PM  
He's right, Rand.
 
2021-01-20 9:22:50 PM  
If the shoe fits...
 
2021-01-20 9:23:09 PM  
You don't even have to listen to it carefully.
 
2021-01-20 9:25:25 PM  
If the hood fits . . .
 
2021-01-20 9:26:25 PM  
Yeah, and?
 
2021-01-20 9:27:02 PM  
You heard it as "us" and I heard it as "you".... so there's that.
 
2021-01-20 9:27:05 PM  
I haz been a victim by the prez, Waa, waa waa
 
2021-01-20 9:28:10 PM  
Sounds about right, RAND PAUL
 
2021-01-20 9:30:45 PM  
If the shiat fits.
 
2021-01-20 9:30:53 PM  
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2021-01-20 9:31:09 PM  
So close to having an epiphany.
 
2021-01-20 9:31:16 PM  
Is RAND  PAUL still upset about the Civil Rights Act passing and making White establishments serve Black people?
 
2021-01-20 9:32:48 PM  
If the jack-boot fits...
 
2021-01-20 9:33:37 PM  
If the clown shoe fits
 
2021-01-20 9:33:48 PM  
You're goddamn right, Sparky.
 
2021-01-20 9:34:15 PM  
That's the civility you've been calling for. Anyone else wouldn't bother to veil it, thinly or otherwise.
 
2021-01-20 9:38:14 PM  

SoupGuru: If the shoe fits...


Let it kick you in the robs.😁
 
2021-01-20 9:39:10 PM  

PainInTheASP: Yeah, and?


There is no way this was a fark-up and I forgot what the headline of the thread was.

Nope, no way.
 
2021-01-20 9:42:38 PM  
Funny.   I did not feel as if he was saying that about me.

Like... Way to tell on yourself.
 
2021-01-20 9:42:47 PM  
I think if you listen closely, you'll hear I'm a moron names after a has-been Russian mentally ill weirdo who believes in nonsense that my dad also believed in.   You'll hear I'm a halfwit with no mind of my own.  Just listen close.
 
2021-01-20 9:46:58 PM  
Truth hurts.
 
2021-01-20 9:48:20 PM  
If the neighbor's fist fit...
 
2021-01-20 9:50:09 PM  

hugram: If the neighbor's fist fit...


Rand Paul's a shiat?
 
2021-01-20 9:50:30 PM  
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2021-01-20 9:55:39 PM  
He wants to run for president. He's trying to peel off the most deplorable and build a base. What'd he get last time? 3%? He thinks the kooks could boost that big time.
 
2021-01-20 9:58:54 PM  
What I was gonna say has already been said, so instead I'll comment on the updated logo for Trump tweets since his banhammer.

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Love it. Well done mods. I know it probably won't be seen much since he can't use the account anymore, but that's a solid, subtle move.
 
2021-01-20 9:58:55 PM  
I didn't have to listen very carefully to pick out those themes
 
2021-01-20 10:02:42 PM  
You know...I guess that I didn't get that. Did Biden make 2 speeches today? The one he made after the oath was pretty dang good and I didn't hear what Sen. Rand heard. Perhaps, Sen. Rand should point out the passages where-in he was a big crying baby who got his feels hurt.
 
2021-01-20 10:07:11 PM  
Paging Rand Paul's neighbor..... Paging Rand Paul's neighbor.....
 
2021-01-20 10:07:53 PM  
 Rand can't be a COMPLETE moron, if he took in that much.

Now maybe he can work on being self aware.
 
2021-01-20 10:08:38 PM  
Let's declare that January 25th is Every American Gets Two Whacks at Rand Paul With a Sockfull of Pennies Day and give him a 200 yard running head start toward the Atlantic Ocean.
 
2021-01-20 10:09:17 PM  
"They accuse me of being a pig, just because I live in a pigpen and spend all day wallowing in my own feces!"
 
2021-01-20 10:10:14 PM  
And the whiny conservative victimhood begins...
 
2021-01-20 10:11:56 PM  
Awwww...does the White Power Motherf*cker have hurt fee-fees? You fitted the jackboots dipsh*t.
 
2021-01-20 10:13:08 PM  

markie_farkie: Let's declare that January 25th is Every American Gets Two Whacks at Rand Paul With a Sockfull of Pennies Day and give him a 200 yard running head start toward the Atlantic Ocean.


Dude. You only have to occasionally deal with Rand Paul's BS.

Every day...when Rand Paul wakes up...you know who he has to deal with? Rand Paul. You know who, presumably, brushes Rand Paul's teeth? Rand Paul. You know who has to look at Rand Paul in the mirror every morning? Rand Paul.

In every moment of every day...Rand Paul has to deal with the fact that he is, in fact, Rand Paul. I think that the guy has suffered enough
 
2021-01-20 10:14:04 PM  
Did him call you names? Him hurt you widdle feelings?
 
2021-01-20 10:24:10 PM  
Come on Rand, you're so very close to cracking the code. It's on the very tip of your idiotic lips
 
2021-01-20 10:27:03 PM  
I'm sorry Rand Paul.
Would you prefer it if Biden was more like Trump?

"Rand Paul is a shiat eating goblin who is unfit to suck out my farts. He needs to resign from the Senate and rent out his mouth for use as public toilet, since he already smells like one."
 
2021-01-20 10:29:15 PM  

iheartscotch: You know...I guess that I didn't get that. Did Biden make 2 speeches today? The one he made after the oath was pretty dang good and I didn't hear what Sen. Rand heard. Perhaps, Sen. Rand should point out the passages where-in he was a big crying baby who got his feels hurt.


He got his fee fees hurt by all the unity and equality and healing talk.
That makes racist, fear mongering smug  "heterosexual" Dominionist Christians feel threatened
 
2021-01-20 10:30:33 PM  

scottydoesntknow: What I was gonna say has already been said, so instead I'll comment on the updated logo for Trump tweets since his banhammer.

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Love it. Well done mods. I know it probably won't be seen much since he can't use the account anymore, but that's a solid, subtle move.


Apparently...
Scottie doesn't know,
about Drew and his skills, creating tags every fun day, he says he loves it now,
But he doesn't know,
Drew's on his knees,
Trying to draw a row!
Scotty, draw a bow!
Scotty doesn't know!
 
2021-01-20 10:32:36 PM  

SoupGuru: If the shoe fits...


Cinderella
 
2021-01-20 10:37:58 PM  
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2021-01-20 10:42:39 PM  
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2021-01-20 11:00:40 PM  
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2021-01-20 11:05:16 PM  
These guys catch right on.
 
2021-01-20 11:21:48 PM  
Just a perfect Fark headline.
 
2021-01-20 11:24:24 PM  
The other reason Kentucky should be kicked out of the United States
 
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2021-01-20 11:48:39 PM  
🎵  You're so vain vile...  I bet you think this song speech is about you, don't you? don't you... 🎶
 
2021-01-21 12:17:05 AM  
Typically, when someone thinks they have been wronged, they tend to explain in detail with proof why they were wronged. When you're complaining that someone's painting an accurate image of you that you don't like, then maybe you should change the way you present yourself to the world.

Just a thought....
 
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