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(Bay News 9)   Monkey Whisperer arrested for illegally breeding, selling monkeys. Tamarins, too, but they're like monkeys   (baynews9.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Primate, United States, Endangered species, federal officials, Endangered Species Act, U.S. Attorney, Lie, Middle District of Florida Tampa Division  
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2021-01-20 11:08:12 PM  
Well, thank god they caught him. Our unobtrusive nightmare is over.
 
2021-01-20 11:18:33 PM  
Tamarins are junk monkeys. Everyone knows marmosets are where it's at.

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2021-01-20 11:23:49 PM  
Would you like to touch my monkey?

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2021-01-20 11:25:59 PM  
Are they like monkeys, or are they, like, monkeys?
 
2021-01-20 11:27:04 PM  
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2021-01-20 11:28:09 PM  
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2021-01-20 11:29:11 PM  
Tiny monkeys are inside.
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2021-01-20 11:29:20 PM  

RTOGUY: Tamarins are junk monkeys. Everyone knows marmosets are where it's at.

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You know, it's a little known fact that Trunk monkeys were actually Junk monkeys.  For car alarm systems people started the practice by first getting a Junk Monkey, putting it in the Trunk for later use.  Not too long after people were just calling them Trunk monkeys.  It was this situation which gave rise to 'junk in the trunk', it's false to think that having a big booty had anything to do with it.
 
2021-01-20 11:46:41 PM  
Once again confirming I'm the only monkey on Earth not getting laid.
 
2021-01-20 11:55:15 PM  
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WTF was and is wrong with people?
 
2021-01-21 12:19:58 AM  
Still legal
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Still mot monkeys
 
2021-01-21 7:29:09 AM  
Busted under the same act as Joe Exotic. I doubt this idiot will get a pardon either.
 
2021-01-21 9:45:25 AM  

RTOGUY: Tamarins are junk monkeys. Everyone knows marmosets are where it's at.

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