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2021-01-20 9:14:42 PM  
Nope, just happy to see ya...
 
2021-01-20 9:15:45 PM  
Or are you just Steve Buscemi?
 
2021-01-20 9:17:44 PM  
C, a Python in your pants is ill-advised, worse than spilling Java down there even. I shouldn't have to explain this, it's a rather BASIC fact.
 
2021-01-20 9:18:17 PM  
That's my secret, cap.
 
2021-01-20 9:19:25 PM  
So one day Billie  was in the record store and realized he forgot his wallet, but he still wanted to get the latest new wave album so he slips it in his jeans and starts to walk out
The clerk says excuse me sir is that a record in your pants?
Billie winks says no but I'm still pretty proud of it as he walks out
 
2021-01-20 9:21:09 PM  

trerro: C, a Python in your pants is ill-advised, worse than spilling Java down there even. I shouldn't have to explain this, it's a rather BASIC fact.


Careful of the puns, they can cause you to develop a Lisp.
 
2021-01-20 9:28:52 PM  
Why are they still allowing people to buy and sell these snakes? Look at what is going on in the Everglades.
 
2021-01-20 9:49:09 PM  
Did somebody say Cabot man?

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2021-01-20 9:51:52 PM  
Well it was a ballpython.
 
2021-01-20 9:53:59 PM  
Wrong question.  "Is that happy python in your pants?" is the better query.
 
2021-01-20 9:55:54 PM  
A Python I should not advise, -
It needs a doctor for its eyes,
And has the measles yearly.
However, if you feel inclined
To get one (to improve your mind,
And not from fashion merely),
Allow no music near its cage;
And when it flies into a rage
Chastise it, most severely.
I had an Aunt in Yucatan
Who bought a Python from a man
And kept it for a pet.
She died, because she never knew
These simple little rules and few; -
The snake is living yet.
 
2021-01-20 9:57:23 PM  

FloriduhGuy: Why are they still allowing people to buy and sell these snakes? Look at what is going on in the Everglades.


The country doesn't revolve around Florida, thank god.  The Everglades have a Burmese python problem because a breeding facility got hit by a hurricane.  It is also literally the only state where such an infestation could occur.  People could release all of their Burmese pythons in Kansas and there would be no problem with them surviving and breeding.

Plus this story is about ball pythons.  They're small cute and cuddly, not voracious eating machines.
 
2021-01-20 9:59:17 PM  

FloriduhGuy: Why are they still allowing people to buy and sell these snakes? Look at what is going on in the Everglades.


28 May 2020:
https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2​0​20/may/28/5-large-python-species-on-ba​nned-wildli/?news-arkansas
 
2021-01-20 9:59:27 PM  
Why yes, there is.
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2021-01-20 9:59:58 PM  
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2021-01-20 10:23:58 PM  
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"No, Alabama Black Snake."
 
2021-01-20 10:26:47 PM  
Python? Pet store? Was this in Bolton?
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/beautiful plumage
 
2021-01-20 10:32:42 PM  
Well I'm not happy to see you...
 
2021-01-20 10:41:31 PM  
Peaner, weaner, pecker eater
 
2021-01-20 11:32:12 PM  

MBooda: Python? Pet store? Was this in Bolton?
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/beautiful plumage


I believe it was in Notlob.
 
2021-01-21 12:28:09 AM  

Perfectly Normal Beast: MBooda: Python? Pet store? Was this in Bolton?
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/beautiful plumage

I believe it was in Notlob.


Notlob? The palindrome of Arkansas is Sasnakra!
 
2021-01-21 1:39:17 AM  
Well, I'd feel bad for the python feeling that it's inadequate for the rest of its life.
 
2021-01-21 3:25:34 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: trerro: C, a Python in your pants is ill-advised, worse than spilling Java down there even. I shouldn't have to explain this, it's a rather BASIC fact.

Careful of the puns, they can cause you to develop a Lisp.


Shouldn't that be (LISP)?

Also, notice how they refer to it as "A python", never "your python".
 
2021-01-21 3:57:46 AM  

MBooda: Perfectly Normal Beast: MBooda: Python? Pet store? Was this in Bolton?
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/beautiful plumage

I believe it was in Notlob.

Notlob? The palindrome of Arkansas is Sasnakra!


I'm sorry, I have a cold.
 
2021-01-21 5:57:27 AM  
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No.  It's an anaconda.
 
2021-01-21 6:53:10 AM  
Fox16: "Our European visitors are important to us."

No were not, otherwise you'd simply allow Europeans to have a cookie consent option, but you do not allow that, so you simply block the whole EU from your website.
 
2021-01-21 9:47:11 AM  

behanger: Fox16: "Our European visitors are important to us."

No were not, otherwise you'd simply allow Europeans to have a cookie consent option, but you do not allow that, so you simply block the whole EU from your website.


Of course Europeans are welcome here. We moved all the Indians away so you'd have room.
 
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