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2021-01-20 2:38:45 PM  
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2021-01-20 4:54:02 PM  
Okay, that was funny.
 
2021-01-20 4:55:21 PM  
I'll be back...for my second dose.
 
2021-01-20 4:55:39 PM  
I'm glad to see the shots rolling out. My mom got hers first one today, my dad gets his Saturday. Can't wait for everyone to be able to get them.
 
2021-01-20 4:55:41 PM  
Crazy world we live in where the star of Kindergarten Cop is a better leader than the guy who has been president for the last 4 years.
 
2021-01-20 4:55:46 PM  
Great. Now he's got a near indestructible skeleton AND autism!!

\thanks biden.
 
2021-01-20 4:59:40 PM  
Is it okay to have hope again? That's definitely something I've sorely missed during the last four years.
 
2021-01-20 5:01:08 PM  

Tman144: Crazy world we live in where the star of Kindergarten Cop is a better leader than the guy who has been president for the last 4 years.


Cheeto is gone.  You can stop complaining.
 
2021-01-20 5:02:00 PM  
I'm signing up to be on the list of alternates in case there's some end of the day extras. Otherwise I'll get it sometime in fall of 23.
 
2021-01-20 5:06:31 PM  
I can't believe I'm starting to like this guy. He's speaking up at the right times and saying the right things. Good on him. Turns out letting foreigners in your country isn't a bad thing.
 
2021-01-20 5:06:43 PM  
3 weeks later, he'll be back.
 
2021-01-20 5:09:13 PM  
I like how he said "Put that needle down" in the same cadence as get "back to da choppa"
 
2021-01-20 5:09:44 PM  
Gibt meer yorr close.
 
2021-01-20 5:14:02 PM  

phishrace: I can't believe I'm starting to like this guy. He's speaking up at the right times and saying the right things. Good on him. Turns out letting foreigners in your country isn't a bad thing.


Arnie is a very interesting if not aberrant political creature. He got mixed up with the wrong Republican crowd
 
2021-01-20 5:19:30 PM  
Coming in a few weeks, to a parking lot near you:

Vaccinator 2: Immunity Day.

This time, he's stuck... for good!
 
2021-01-20 5:20:33 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: 3 weeks later, he'll be back.


I usually hate that joke, but that time it worked.
 
2021-01-20 5:21:23 PM  
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2021-01-20 5:21:41 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Tman144: Crazy world we live in where the star of Kindergarten Cop is a better leader than the guy who has been president for the last 4 years.

Cheeto is gone.  You can stop complaining.


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2021-01-20 5:24:14 PM  

berylman: phishrace: I can't believe I'm starting to like this guy. He's speaking up at the right times and saying the right things. Good on him. Turns out letting foreigners in your country isn't a bad thing.

Arnie is a very interesting if not aberrant political creature. He got mixed up with the wrong Republican crowd


He was inspired to join the Republicans by Nixon of all people. I think it was VP Nixon before he went full Southern racist.
 
2021-01-20 5:27:59 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Tman144: Crazy world we live in where the star of Kindergarten Cop is a better leader than the guy who has been president for the last 4 years.

Cheeto is gone.  You can stop complaining.


Hillary Clinton is still being invoked as a boogeywoman after being out of office for 4 years. I think we've got plenty of time to whine.
 
2021-01-20 5:29:10 PM  
Bill Gates = Skynet, confirmed.
 
2021-01-20 5:32:09 PM  
Arnold Snapchat - Get to da choppa!
Youtube cXqURw6oahc
 
2021-01-20 5:42:10 PM  
My 45** loving mother didn't get one while he was in office.
No farking way is she getting one now.
 
2021-01-20 5:48:51 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Tman144: Crazy world we live in where the star of Kindergarten Cop is a better leader than the guy who has been president for the last 4 years.

Cheeto is gone.  You can stop complaining.


Not until he is held accountable for his crimes.
 
2021-01-20 5:52:44 PM  

meanmutton: NotThatGuyAgain: Tman144: Crazy world we live in where the star of Kindergarten Cop is a better leader than the guy who has been president for the last 4 years.

Cheeto is gone.  You can stop complaining.

Not until he is held accountable for his crimes.


But surely you will agree that Hillary would have commited same crimes?
 
2021-01-20 6:14:32 PM  
What group was Arnold in that he was able to get a vaccine already?  I work at a hospital and I still haven't been able to get my first shot.
 
2021-01-20 6:17:22 PM  
We now need Hans and Frans promoting this:

"We want to shoot
*clap*
you up"

That sounded better in my head, could be taken differently depending on audience or situation.
 
2021-01-20 6:21:13 PM  

Blahbbs: What group was Arnold in that he was able to get a vaccine already?  I work at a hospital and I still haven't been able to get my first shot.



Now that is a very good question.  He is certainly not in group 1A.  In California you are in group 1B if you are 65 or older, which he qualifies for.

I suspect he is given early access as part of the pro-vaccine campaign.
 
2021-01-20 6:23:33 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Tman144: Crazy world we live in where the star of Kindergarten Cop is a better leader than the guy who has been president for the last 4 years.

Cheeto is gone.  You can stop complaining.


He signed a 97 year lease to live rent free in people's heads.
 
2021-01-20 6:25:27 PM  

phishrace: I can't believe I'm starting to like this guy. He's speaking up at the right times and saying the right things. Good on him. Turns out letting foreigners in your country isn't a bad thing.


I mean, when's the last time allowing an Austrian immigrant rise to power resulted in anything bad happen...oh dear.
 
2021-01-20 6:29:04 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Tman144: Crazy world we live in where the star of Kindergarten Cop is a better leader than the guy who has been president for the last 4 years.

Cheeto is gone.  You can stop complaining.


Christ, what an asshole.
 
2021-01-20 6:40:25 PM  
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2021-01-20 6:42:07 PM  

dbaggins: Blahbbs: What group was Arnold in that he was able to get a vaccine already?  I work at a hospital and I still haven't been able to get my first shot.


Now that is a very good question.  He is certainly not in group 1A.  In California you are in group 1B if you are 65 or older, which he qualifies for.

I suspect he is given early access as part of the pro-vaccine campaign.


1B is rolling out across Cali this week. This is certainly part of a media campaign, and I doubt Arnold had to personally navigate the website, but he is 73 and legitimately eligible.
 
2021-01-20 6:51:22 PM  
My younger half brother is convinced that the vaccine changes your RNA and what they are doing is changing the flavor of the meat for the alien harvesting...

"OK, we got three flavors: Original Unvaccinated, Spicy Phizer and Crispy Moderna... take yer pick..."
 
2021-01-20 6:51:37 PM  
The RINO tweets!
 
2021-01-20 6:54:17 PM  

Blahbbs: What group was Arnold in that he was able to get a vaccine already?  I work at a hospital and I still haven't been able to get my first shot.


Because at least some of the maniacs that think its fake might second guess themselves if the Conan says its fine and safe to do.

A public service announcement of sorts.
 
2021-01-20 6:58:36 PM  

berylman: phishrace: I can't believe I'm starting to like this guy. He's speaking up at the right times and saying the right things. Good on him. Turns out letting foreigners in your country isn't a bad thing.

Arnie is a very interesting if not aberrant political creature. He got mixed up with the wrong Republican crowd


California Republicans are close to being the worst.

I think Arnold finally realized that.
 
2021-01-20 7:00:12 PM  
I received my first dose over two weeks ago. My arm was sore for a few days. I'll be getting my second dose and I've heard the side effects will be worse but I'll let you all know how that works. One of my coworkers declined the vaccination out of fear. Yesterday I was told she may've tested positive. I'll take my chances with the vaccine. Relatives and friends died from Covid. My dad is recovering.
 
2021-01-20 7:09:13 PM  
I would like to believe that in his younger days, his deltoid would have been impenetrable and would have bent the needle.
 
2021-01-20 7:24:32 PM  
Omg guys Trump hasn't been president in like 8 hours! Stop complaining!

The real bad guys are Obama and Hillary!
 
2021-01-20 7:41:07 PM  

Mrtraveler01: berylman: phishrace: I can't believe I'm starting to like this guy. He's speaking up at the right times and saying the right things. Good on him. Turns out letting foreigners in your country isn't a bad thing.

Arnie is a very interesting if not aberrant political creature. He got mixed up with the wrong Republican crowd

California Republicans are close to being the worst.

I think Arnold finally realized that.


Worse than Illinois Nazis?
 
2021-01-20 7:43:07 PM  
In spite of the R, he's good people

Crappy husband, but good people
 
2021-01-20 7:44:24 PM  

Tman144: Crazy world we live in where the star of Kindergarten Cop is a better leader than the guy who has been president for the last 4 years.


At this point I really think the "Natural Born Citizen" clause is the main thing keeping him from a Presidential campaign.

/Something something three seashells.
 
2021-01-20 7:48:30 PM  

spermicidal maniac: Mrtraveler01: berylman: phishrace: I can't believe I'm starting to like this guy. He's speaking up at the right times and saying the right things. Good on him. Turns out letting foreigners in your country isn't a bad thing.

Arnie is a very interesting if not aberrant political creature. He got mixed up with the wrong Republican crowd

California Republicans are close to being the worst.

I think Arnold finally realized that.

Worse than Illinois Nazis?


Illinois Republicans are pretty bad too.
 
2021-01-20 7:56:26 PM  

dsmith42: berylman: phishrace: I can't believe I'm starting to like this guy. He's speaking up at the right times and saying the right things. Good on him. Turns out letting foreigners in your country isn't a bad thing.

Arnie is a very interesting if not aberrant political creature. He got mixed up with the wrong Republican crowd

He was inspired to join the Republicans by Nixon of all people. I think it was VP Nixon before he went full Southern racist.


As I recall it was when Nixon was President. He saw Nixon speak on TV and asked someone what party Nixon belonged to. When he was told he replied 'Then I'll be a Republican, too.'
 
2021-01-20 8:02:18 PM  

berylman: phishrace: I can't believe I'm starting to like this guy. He's speaking up at the right times and saying the right things. Good on him. Turns out letting foreigners in your country isn't a bad thing.

Arnie is a very interesting if not aberrant political creature. He got mixed up with the wrong Republican crowd


He signed my diploma.
 
2021-01-20 8:04:44 PM  

Mrtraveler01: berylman: phishrace: I can't believe I'm starting to like this guy. He's speaking up at the right times and saying the right things. Good on him. Turns out letting foreigners in your country isn't a bad thing.

Arnie is a very interesting if not aberrant political creature. He got mixed up with the wrong Republican crowd

California Republicans are close to being the worst.

I think Arnold finally realized that.


Preach. Devin Nunez is my congressman, ugh.
 
2021-01-20 8:09:29 PM  
my fave fark headline was "get to the Chapel".
 
2021-01-20 8:32:42 PM  

Blahbbs: What group was Arnold in that he was able to get a vaccine already?  I work at a hospital and I still haven't been able to get my first shot.


Are you not in California?  If you are and you haven't had access yet, something is wrong in your local area.  We're in phase 1B tier 1 now, which is 65+, and essential workers.
 
2021-01-20 8:52:58 PM  

Vitamin_R: Mrtraveler01: berylman: phishrace: I can't believe I'm starting to like this guy. He's speaking up at the right times and saying the right things. Good on him. Turns out letting foreigners in your country isn't a bad thing.

Arnie is a very interesting if not aberrant political creature. He got mixed up with the wrong Republican crowd

California Republicans are close to being the worst.

I think Arnold finally realized that.

Preach. Devin Nunez is my congressman, ugh.


I'm sorry.

Hawley is my senator so I feel your pain.
 
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