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(C-SPAN)   Oh great, another WH press briefing that will start late, be filled with insane lies, and attitude. Wait, what? There's a new team in town? Oh. First boring, intelligent, and friendly WH press briefing of the Biden administration. Live at 7pm EST. Prepare for a nap   (c-span.org) divider line
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2021-01-20 2:23:02 PM  
I'm ready!

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2021-01-20 2:27:11 PM  
Probably ramble on about crowd size.
 
2021-01-20 2:32:30 PM  
But will the new Press Secretary have a binder?
 
2021-01-20 2:37:07 PM  
No, I'm guessing there's still going to be a bunch of lies and insane hatred, but it'll be coming from the Fox News/right wing derposphere correspondents asking 'questions'
 
2021-01-20 2:38:00 PM  
FB feeds to start with "What a farkin asshole this guy is going to ruin this farking country.  Him and his ho VeeP. " posts at 7:01.  Who am I kidding, they never stopped.
 
2021-01-20 2:51:27 PM  
What are they gonna say?

"Hi, we're like, in here now. It's been a half-day so far taken up almost entirely by ceremony. How are you?"
 
2021-01-20 2:52:59 PM  
"Hello, everyone!  Just to point out, we are off to a GREAT start!  Here are all the EOs we have reversed.
Oh, and bombing of Marlargo started two minutes ago.

Tata!"
 
2021-01-20 3:08:28 PM  
Oh man, these aren't nightmares, however will we cope?
 
2021-01-20 3:10:56 PM  
I hope she calls on Karem and April and all the gang!
 
2021-01-20 3:12:07 PM  
I bet we will hear the phrase "The Previous Administration" a lot today and for once I won't feel terrible about it.

That being said, this will be so boring it won't even be worth watching. But, politics should be boring.. Whenever interesting stuff happens with politicians, people die.
 
2021-01-20 3:12:21 PM  

dr_blasto: What are they gonna say?


Most likely this:

Myrdinn: "Hello, everyone!  Just to point out, we are off to a GREAT start!  Here are all the EOs we have reversed.


Then they will take questions, and provide cogent answers.

And the fast majority of the world will

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2021-01-20 3:13:49 PM  
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How many Americans (Republicans and Liberals) know who this guy is?  He served as Obama's press secretary for 3 years and that a majority of people don't know who the f$ck he is, is the way it is supposed to be.
 
2021-01-20 3:26:22 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: I bet we will hear the phrase "The Previous Administration" a lot today and for once I won't feel terrible about it.

That being said, this will be so boring it won't even be worth watching. But, politics should be boring.. Whenever interesting stuff happens with politicians, people die.


I hope there's a policy laid down on high to just ignore 'The Previous Administration' entirely, at least within the White House.  They did everything they could to fark up the transition and cripple the Biden presidency; there's no need to even acknowledge that they ever existed other than to say "All this stuff is farked up, but here's how we're going to fix it."

However, I would additionally hope that there's a laser-like focus on 'The Previous Administration' over at the Department of Justice, although not as a matter of public comment until members of 'The Previous Administration' start getting farking arrested.
 
2021-01-20 6:16:38 PM  
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2021-01-20 6:31:42 PM  
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2021-01-20 6:32:28 PM  
Now wait just a damn minute!  As much as I'm happy about Biden, I want to see Jeopardy!

You bastards!!  dpoisn.com
 
2021-01-20 6:32:44 PM  
Damn! Dude's putting in a full day on the first day! It's almost like he wants the job...
 
2021-01-20 6:32:46 PM  
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2021-01-20 6:32:49 PM  
 Most important question.

When will you have those gold abortions out of the Oval Office?
 
2021-01-20 6:33:35 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Probably ramble on about crowd size.


LOL they should make a joke about that. Like do a crazy briefing but then say SIC  we aint the trump admin lulz! Now for the real briefing.
 
2021-01-20 6:33:54 PM  
Kayleigh was easy on the eyes buy jeebus...

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2021-01-20 6:34:23 PM  
I'm already choking on the foul stench of Marxist Socialism.
 
2021-01-20 6:34:25 PM  
Wow. An intelligible speech. And a threat to nuke asshats. Holy smokes.

/ Refreshing isn't it!?
 
2021-01-20 6:34:42 PM  
A press brief? Is this a new tradition that Biden is starting? What's that? Daily? A normal part of the office of the Presidency?

Naw, that's crazy.
 
2021-01-20 6:35:06 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Probably ramble on about crowd size.


hand out posters of the electoral map
 
2021-01-20 6:35:07 PM  

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How many Americans (Republicans and Liberals) know who this guy is?  He served as Obama's press secretary for 3 years and that a majority of people don't know who the f$ck he is, is the way it is supposed to be.


He was also likely never interrupted by Gronk.  So he missed out on that.

/Pats fan.
 
2021-01-20 6:35:15 PM  
How are we supposed to have a drinking game now?  Drink every time someone is professional isn't nearly as fun.

As an aside have the toss OANN and Newsmaxx and the like?
 
2021-01-20 6:35:41 PM  

raius: How are we supposed to have a drinking game now?  Drink every time someone is professional isn't nearly as fun.

As an aside have they tossed OANN and Newsmaxx and the like?

 
2021-01-20 6:35:47 PM  

dr_blasto: What are they gonna say?

"Hi, we're like, in here now. It's been a half-day so far taken up almost entirely by ceremony. How are you?"


He's signed quite a few executive orders this afternoon so they will probably highlight those and a return to traditions and normalcy.

Before Dotard and his lying liars, people largely ignored these, and I am guessing we will return to that in about a week or so.
 
2021-01-20 6:35:52 PM  
It's a whole new world now.
 
2021-01-20 6:36:06 PM  
Hopefully OAN and Newsmax reporters are relegated to watch from their living rooms.
 
2021-01-20 6:36:20 PM  
I'm just so glad that I don't have to really think about watching too many of these things.  I hope for the absolute worst for all the previous sociopathic propagandists who stood on that podium and lied end-to-end for Trump.
 
2021-01-20 6:37:22 PM  
What am I going to complain about all the time now?
 
2021-01-20 6:38:34 PM  
Don't know how Bidens Team can one up that 'most transparent' administration ever...
Gonna be really tough..
 
2021-01-20 6:38:41 PM  
I'm so looking forward to not rage posting in politics threads anymore.
 
2021-01-20 6:39:25 PM  
What's a press briefing?
 
2021-01-20 6:39:35 PM  
I hope the new Press Sec comes out and then hoses down the lectern with a can of Lysol and then pops a bottle of Champaign, and then claims the largest online audience ever for an inauguration.
 
2021-01-20 6:40:01 PM  
Wow, these people are hitting the ground running.

One thing everyone has to admit about Biden is he knows the executive branch.

I heard he is countering 17 EO of Trump on many important things right now.
 
2021-01-20 6:40:30 PM  

raius: How are we supposed to have a drinking game now?  Drink every time someone is professional isn't nearly as fun.


We just need to look at it through the eyes of Trumpers.  Then I'm sure we'll notice plenty of things to drink over.

One sec.  Just need to go hit myself in the head with a hammer a few times to get in the right headspace.  BRB
 
2021-01-20 6:40:48 PM  
I'm going to watch this for the same reason I love TNG - competency porn. It's nice to watch adult people that are competent at their jobs do them competently.
 
2021-01-20 6:41:17 PM  
I wonder if Biden kept Ladder on.
 
2021-01-20 6:41:25 PM  

Kick The Chair: Kayleigh was easy on the eyes buy jeebus...

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She is easy on the eyes if you look at her quickly.  Like, "oh, she's pretty."
But look at her for more than a few seconds and you start seeing how fake and plastic she looks.  How overly skinny.  And then she speaks and she immediately become ugly like someone beat her with the ugly stick and wiped up the blood with a brick.

She is not easy on the eyes.  She makes the very skin crawl.
 
2021-01-20 6:42:13 PM  
Looks like she was the State Department spokesperson during Obama
 
2021-01-20 6:42:35 PM  

neongoats: I'm going to watch this for the same reason I love TNG - competency porn. It's nice to watch adult people that are competent at their jobs do them competently.


"Oooh, you're delivery of that pizza was so competent.  Would you like to come in?"
 
2021-01-20 6:42:51 PM  

dr_blasto: What are they gonna say?

"Hi, we're like, in here now. It's been a half-day so far taken up almost entirely by ceremony. How are you?"


NOPE. Word out there he has or in the process of repealing 17 Trump EOs.
 
2021-01-20 6:42:53 PM  

Kick The Chair: Kayleigh was easy on the eyes buy jeebus...

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Was she though?

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2021-01-20 6:42:59 PM  
You know what? I skipped every single press briefing or rally that Donnie Two Times (Two Times) ever gave. If I watched any more than a 30 seconds of him in a row in the past four years ever I would be very surprised; he makes me want to do very bad things to my TV. But I think I'll try and catch this just for the sake of watching the beginning of better things for my downstairs neighbors. I'm happy for you guys.
 
2021-01-20 6:43:38 PM  

toraque: No, I'm guessing there's still going to be a bunch of lies and insane hatred, but it'll be coming from the Fox News/right wing derposphere correspondents asking 'questions'


Thing is, he's fresh off a positive day and he's not really the type to attack back like they want. So he will will answer honest questions honestly and with detail and probably answer leading questions that have negative connotations briefly and honestly and with little detail.
 
2021-01-20 6:43:40 PM  
 Nice to see Biden at the resolute desk. Even nicer to see the big pile of ' fark You, Trump '  binders to his left.
 
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