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(The Onion)   Let's see how our friends at The Onion are skewering today's Inauguration. Well, looks like someone's getting a call from the Secret Service   (theonion.com) divider line
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2021-01-20 1:47:51 PM  
39 votes:
After a baby cried during the Inauguration my wife said, "Looks like Trump showed up after all."
 
2021-01-20 5:20:08 PM  
22 votes:
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2021-01-20 5:48:08 PM  
7 votes:
President Biden promises car title loan reform after missing "just one damn payment" on beloved Trans-Am.
 
2021-01-20 5:47:56 PM  
4 votes:

BenSaw2: omg - CRYING:

https://politics.theonion.com/stray-do​berman-accidentally-sworn-in-as-presid​ent-after-1846086877


Can't be worse then the last guy.

Although I am worried about their casual racism towards felines.
 
2021-01-20 3:03:14 PM  
4 votes:
Scope covers on.  Perfectly Trumpulent.
 
2021-01-20 1:53:19 PM  
4 votes:
 
2021-01-20 6:50:48 PM  
3 votes:
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2021-01-20 6:06:44 PM  
3 votes:
Obvious fake photo, trumps eye sight is so good he wouldn't need a scope.
 
2021-01-20 6:05:05 PM  
3 votes:
The Onion is funny again, now that reality is less bizarre. And I'm here for it.
 
2021-01-20 5:48:29 PM  
2 votes:
Just can't laugh about this one.  A little too close.
 
2021-01-20 7:01:50 PM  
1 vote:
Please. The only time Trump would ever hold up a gun it would be either a photo op, or to say "Why isn't this thing covered in gold? Someone make it look like a rich person owns it."
 
2021-01-20 6:57:44 PM  
1 vote:

baxterdog: WithinReason: Obvious fake photo, trumps eye sight is so good he wouldn't need a scope.

Simmer down. You don't need to hump his leg any more.


I think it's just a reflex at this point for them.
 
2021-01-20 6:24:10 PM  
1 vote:
Holy shiat, what happened??? I suddenly understand satire again!
 
2021-01-20 6:14:12 PM  
1 vote:

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Smelly Pirate Hooker: It's funny because in reality Ex President Useless Asshole would bumblefark it while going up to the roof and end up shooting his own dick off. Unless the stairs were too steep, then he would be stuck at whatever floor it is where the staircase starts. He doesn't do stairs.

Trump is the kind of guy who could never fire a gun without the super flinch before every trigger pull.


My dad cured me of that by taking my shot gun away between shots and handing it back to me and having me shoot.  He would sometimes take out the shells - it was a Savage single shot 20 gauge and you couldn't tell when it was closed.  He laughed his ass off the first time I flinched and the chamber was empty.
 
2021-01-20 5:55:52 PM  
1 vote:

Kuroshin: Just can't laugh about this one.  A little too close.


Same here.
 
2021-01-20 5:51:56 PM  
1 vote:

Kuroshin: Just can't laugh about this one.  A little too close.

Not to

worry... With Trump's tiny hands and stumpy fingers he'd have difficulty pulling the trigger much less aim the gun.
 
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