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(The Onion)   Let's see how our friends at The Onion are skewering today's Inauguration. Well, looks like someone's getting a call from the Secret Service   (theonion.com) divider line
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2021-01-20 3:03:14 PM  
6 votes:
Scope covers on.  Perfectly Trumpulent.
 
2021-01-20 5:59:11 PM  
5 votes:
It's funny because in reality Ex President Useless Asshole would bumblefark it while going up to the roof and end up shooting his own dick off. Unless the stairs were too steep, then he would be stuck at whatever floor it is where the staircase starts. He doesn't do stairs.
 
2021-01-20 6:05:05 PM  
3 votes:
The Onion is funny again, now that reality is less bizarre. And I'm here for it.
 
2021-01-20 6:02:25 PM  
3 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: It's funny because in reality Ex President Useless Asshole would bumblefark it while going up to the roof and end up shooting his own dick off. Unless the stairs were too steep, then he would be stuck at whatever floor it is where the staircase starts. He doesn't do stairs.


Trump is the kind of guy who could never fire a gun without the super flinch before every trigger pull.
 
2021-01-20 5:48:29 PM  
3 votes:
Just can't laugh about this one.  A little too close.
 
2021-01-20 5:06:25 PM  
3 votes:

BenSaw2: omg - CRYING:

https://politics.theonion.com/stray-do​berman-accidentally-sworn-in-as-presid​ent-after-1846086877


LOL. That should have been the submission.
 
2021-01-20 7:25:25 PM  
2 votes:
 
2021-01-20 6:53:12 PM  
2 votes:

WithinReason: Obvious fake photo, trumps eye sight is so good he wouldn't need a scope.


Simmer down. You don't need to hump his leg any more.
 
2021-01-20 6:50:48 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-01-20 6:14:12 PM  
2 votes:

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Smelly Pirate Hooker: It's funny because in reality Ex President Useless Asshole would bumblefark it while going up to the roof and end up shooting his own dick off. Unless the stairs were too steep, then he would be stuck at whatever floor it is where the staircase starts. He doesn't do stairs.

Trump is the kind of guy who could never fire a gun without the super flinch before every trigger pull.


My dad cured me of that by taking my shot gun away between shots and handing it back to me and having me shoot.  He would sometimes take out the shells - it was a Savage single shot 20 gauge and you couldn't tell when it was closed.  He laughed his ass off the first time I flinched and the chamber was empty.
 
2021-01-20 5:55:52 PM  
2 votes:

Kuroshin: Just can't laugh about this one.  A little too close.


Same here.
 
2021-01-20 5:51:56 PM  
2 votes:

Kuroshin: Just can't laugh about this one.  A little too close.

Not to

worry... With Trump's tiny hands and stumpy fingers he'd have difficulty pulling the trigger much less aim the gun.
 
2021-01-20 7:03:26 PM  
1 vote:

OdradekRex: Scope covers on.  Perfectly Trumpulent.


Say what you want about The Onion, their attention to detail is on point.

That said, when I heard the scumbag wasn't going to stay in D.C., I got a bit worried.  It's not like he wouldn't leave his kids to die in something he wanted to happen.
 
2021-01-20 6:57:44 PM  
1 vote:

baxterdog: WithinReason: Obvious fake photo, trumps eye sight is so good he wouldn't need a scope.

Simmer down. You don't need to hump his leg any more.


I think it's just a reflex at this point for them.
 
2021-01-20 6:26:14 PM  
1 vote:

Sharksfan: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Smelly Pirate Hooker: It's funny because in reality Ex President Useless Asshole would bumblefark it while going up to the roof and end up shooting his own dick off. Unless the stairs were too steep, then he would be stuck at whatever floor it is where the staircase starts. He doesn't do stairs.

Trump is the kind of guy who could never fire a gun without the super flinch before every trigger pull.

My dad cured me of that by taking my shot gun away between shots and handing it back to me and having me shoot.  He would sometimes take out the shells - it was a Savage single shot 20 gauge and you couldn't tell when it was closed.  He laughed his ass off the first time I flinched and the chamber was empty.


Growing up we always had semi-autos, so there were always dummy rounds scattered throughout various mags.  My wife has been learning with a revolver, so I've left a casing in random positions here and there.  She wasn't amused when I handed her the gun with all five chambers spent.

/I was
 
2021-01-20 5:48:34 PM  
1 vote:
Not their best work, but at least it's not nonfiction.
 
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