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2021-01-20 1:14:35 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-01-20 1:16:07 PM  
LIES!! SUSPEND HIS ACCOUNT!!!
 
2021-01-20 1:16:21 PM  
Don't scare me like that, man.

Too soon.
 
2021-01-20 1:25:37 PM  
SOOOOO NOT FUNNY!!!
 
2021-01-20 1:27:25 PM  
SleepyMan Bad!
 
2021-01-20 1:28:16 PM  
LOL.

I doubt Joe will be a tweeter, but I love that he (or his media team more likely) immediately staked out the POTUS account.  "Not that guy anymore".
 
2021-01-20 1:29:27 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: LOL.

I doubt Joe will be a tweeter, but I love that he (or his media team more likely) immediately staked out the POTUS account.  "Not that guy anymore".


Still hasnt been changed over.
 
2021-01-20 1:29:50 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: LOL.

I doubt Joe will be a tweeter, but I love that he (or his media team more likely) immediately staked out the POTUS account.  "Not that guy anymore".


Whoops, I take that back, that's Joe's personal twitter.
 
2021-01-20 1:33:22 PM  

bloobeary: Don't scare me like that, man.

Too soon.


Seriously

/My first thought was "Oh, God, they let that f*cking idiot back on?"
//Thankfully, it's the real president
 
2021-01-20 1:50:12 PM  
COVFEFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEE
 
2021-01-20 1:52:15 PM  
Finally, an adult is tweeting from the White House.
 
2021-01-20 2:13:10 PM  
Were they able to clean that account?
 
2021-01-20 2:13:34 PM  
Make presidential tweets boring again!
 
2021-01-20 2:13:52 PM  
Someone changed the toilet paper roll out.
/Single flush
 
2021-01-20 2:14:20 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Dewey Fidalgo: LOL.

I doubt Joe will be a tweeter, but I love that he (or his media team more likely) immediately staked out the POTUS account.  "Not that guy anymore".

Whoops, I take that back, that's Joe's personal twitter.


It's literally telling people to follow @POTUS - you wouldn't tweet from @POTUS to tell people to follow @POTUS, because the only people who would see it already are.
 
2021-01-20 2:14:29 PM  
Yay!  Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yayyyyyy!
 
2021-01-20 2:14:31 PM  
Is Fark going to come up with a special icon for @POTUS or @JoeBiden tweets? Hopefully not.
 
2021-01-20 2:15:15 PM  
So he has the @POTUS account back?

Thats nice. Mostly cared about the nuclear football thingy.
 
2021-01-20 2:15:51 PM  
IY'S NOT ALL CAPS! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT IS THE PRESODENT!?!
 
2021-01-20 2:16:21 PM  
Wow, Sleepy Joe can sleepily post on 2 different accounts, his own AND the POTUS account.  I was promised by the Right Wing Q-Cultists that this wouldn't happen.  Oops.
 
2021-01-20 2:16:47 PM  
Build back better?

Biden got back?

He's bringing sexy back?
 
2021-01-20 2:17:25 PM  
Build back, better. Honestly that's a pretty damn good slogan. It could also be this KC Kush I just smoked.
 
2021-01-20 2:18:06 PM  

hershy799: Is Fark going to come up with a special icon for @POTUS or @JoeBiden tweets? Hopefully not.


Aviators in front of the presidential seal
 
2021-01-20 2:18:25 PM  
Could someone explain the "I'm moving to Alaska" I keep seeing in what I assume are not responses? Is it some kind of in joke? It can't be that they think alaska is a foreign country, right?
 
2021-01-20 2:18:32 PM  
How will we remember to watch Law & Order now without our weekly LAW & ORDER tweet?
 
2021-01-20 2:18:41 PM  
FYI, the @POTUS handle was moved to a new account that was made for Biden (and the same was done for the VP and First Lady names). So this isn't the same account that could've been used by the orange nazi
 
2021-01-20 2:18:53 PM  
Make America Proofread Again

Also, congrats on the first of what will presumably be many Fark headlines over the next few months that will trigger my residual anxiety from the last four years. Hopefully it will fade at some point. Hopefully.
 
2021-01-20 2:19:12 PM  

freakdiablo: Build back better?

Biden got back?

He's bringing sexy back?


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2021-01-20 2:19:52 PM  
Raise your glass, here's to hoping to see less than 1 POTUS tweet a week, posted as "news"
 
2021-01-20 2:19:56 PM  
Biden administration has @POTUS and @WhiteHouse now.
 
2021-01-20 2:20:20 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

JoeBiden: Now the real work begins, folks. Follow along at @POTUS as we build back better. https://t.co/fHViqSqwp2


Wait? Coherent words and sentences?

Who hacked into his account?
 
2021-01-20 2:20:21 PM  
He just tweeted the newly-made presidential bed in the residential quarters.

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2021-01-20 2:21:13 PM  

hershy799: Is Fark going to come up with a special icon for @POTUS or @JoeBiden tweets? Hopefully not.


I'm hoping a TransAm icon.
 
2021-01-20 2:21:24 PM  

Diogenes: He just tweeted the newly-made presidential bed in the residential quarters.
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God, it reminds me of high school.
 
2021-01-20 2:21:31 PM  
Love the comments, some people still think the election was 'stolen'. Unreal.
 
2021-01-20 2:21:40 PM  

hershy799: Is Fark going to come up with a special icon for @POTUS or @JoeBiden tweets? Hopefully not.


TransAm. It's inevitable.
 
2021-01-20 2:22:30 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Make America Proofread Again

Also, congrats on the first of what will presumably be many Fark headlines over the next few months that will trigger my residual anxiety from the last four years. Hopefully it will fade at some point. Hopefully.


I hope that stupid slogan is gone.gone.gone down the toilet bowl with all the other bullshiat stupid things his cult said.
 
2021-01-20 2:22:52 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: LIES!! SUSPEND HIS ACCOUNT!!!


Someone actually smarted this?
 
2021-01-20 2:23:37 PM  

fearmongert: IY'S NOT ALL CAPS! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT IS THE PRESODENT!?!


LAWN ORDER!
/curtesy of 4 Seasons Landscaping LLC
 
2021-01-20 2:24:58 PM  

Diogenes: He just tweeted the newly-made presidential bed in the residential quarters.

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WANT
 
2021-01-20 2:25:01 PM  
So, Twumpy got the toilet paper roll... Are Biden's tweets going to get some aviators? Or maybe a Grand Am?
 
2021-01-20 2:25:15 PM  
at at?

come on, joe

/happier days ahead
 
2021-01-20 2:25:22 PM  
This is not going to get old for a while is it?
 
2021-01-20 2:25:28 PM  

Harlee: The Googles Do Nothing: LIES!! SUSPEND HIS ACCOUNT!!!

Someone actually smarted this?


Smarted AND funnied.
 
2021-01-20 2:25:40 PM  

freakdiablo: Build back better?

Biden got back?

He's bringing sexy back?


As long as it's not a dick in a box.
 
2021-01-20 2:25:58 PM  

oa330_man: Pfighting Polish: Make America Proofread Again

Also, congrats on the first of what will presumably be many Fark headlines over the next few months that will trigger my residual anxiety from the last four years. Hopefully it will fade at some point. Hopefully.

I hope that stupid slogan is gone.gone.gone down the toilet bowl with all the other bullshiat stupid things his cult said.


Oh no, that and his name are not going anywhere.  They will be mocked to hell and back, with the bonus that now people don't need to worry that that thin-skinned jackass would use the office to retaliate.
 
2021-01-20 2:26:11 PM  

RanHakubi: Make presidential tweets boring again!


Trump's tweets were boring in that they were predictably stupid.
 
2021-01-20 2:27:51 PM  

olorin604: Could someone explain the "I'm moving to Alaska" I keep seeing in what I assume are not responses? Is it some kind of in joke? It can't be that they think alaska is a foreign country, right?


I was wondering the same thing; I'd like to believe it's satire, but with how things are these days, satire is pretty much interchangeable wit reality
 
2021-01-20 2:28:10 PM  
I already follow that account.  And, much like Obama's account, I am happy to.
 
2021-01-20 2:28:10 PM  

MizzouFTW: Build back, better. Honestly that's a pretty damn good slogan. It could also be this KC Kush I just smoked.


If I had one criticism of Biden so far... it's that that slogan is the dumbest slogan of all time.  MAGA was at least coherent.  It was stupid and called back to a more racist time, but it at least was a slogan that made sense.

BBB doesn't even make sense.  It's implying that the country fell apart, someone else attempted to build back and failed, and we're attempting to build back better than that?  I'm very confused.

/At least it's alliterative.  I do like good alliteration.
 
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