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(YouTube)   Glen Danzig, lives like a squatter, drives a jag, rescues kitties and had a pile of bricks   (youtube.com) divider line
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2021-01-20 12:50:30 PM  
He ain't no goddamnsunuvabiatch.

You better think about it baby.
 
2021-01-20 12:52:24 PM  
He actually changed his name to Gdansk a few years ago.
 
2021-01-20 1:41:34 PM  
Shakira Featuring Danzig Hips Dont Lie
Youtube e0d553Ms228
 
2021-01-20 1:51:04 PM  
OK, I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes.
 
2021-01-20 1:53:16 PM  
You forgot about the blood pool

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2021-01-20 2:03:26 PM  
Haven't watched the video since I'm working but an ex girlfriend of mine has a friend who's neighbors with him and apparently he's a total dick. Like calling the cops over parking disputes and noise complaints of all things
 
2021-01-20 2:06:19 PM  
He's a lightsaber duel away from turning into the senator from Kentucky Naboo.
 
2021-01-20 2:17:52 PM  
Danzig getting knocked out
Youtube zfD7agP1yxw


Oblig
 
2021-01-20 2:22:15 PM  
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2021-01-20 2:24:43 PM  
I guess Danzig made some okay songs like a real long time ago, but he's a terrible person and an even worse movie director.
 
2021-01-20 2:31:59 PM  
What year is this?
 
2021-01-20 2:32:13 PM  
I'm impressed by his commitment to living like a 19 year old gutterpunk.
 
2021-01-20 2:55:06 PM  
Obligatory

Glenn Danzig Grocery Shopping List
Youtube -f5Hqy9lMiU
 
2021-01-20 3:00:13 PM  
I went to high school with Danzig's nephew, Bruce Anzalone.

Danzig gave him an autographed picture for Christmas one year.

Figures.
 
2021-01-20 3:09:12 PM  
CitizenReserveCorps:

This is The way
 
2021-01-20 3:10:17 PM  
Marcos P:

With Danzig, it's all just petty asshole moves. Never big ones.

Just petty.
 
2021-01-20 3:10:28 PM  
that dudes voice was too annoying so I turned him off.

but, found a few links that had pictures of danzigs ratty old house and gotta say, i figured him for more of a tidy goth than a "mattress on the floor" squalor kind of dude.  Maybe in the early 80's but not at the time the house sold.
 
2021-01-20 3:32:13 PM  
He just had to make room for his Billabong and Hurley collection.
Portlandia (Danzig Scene)
Youtube dwerBFJ5Ceo
 
2021-01-20 3:46:28 PM  
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2021-01-20 3:49:51 PM  
Is he the original "i'm so goth I shiat bats" ?
 
2021-01-20 3:50:33 PM  

WhiskeySticks: What year is this?


1993, same as last year.
 
2021-01-20 3:57:42 PM  

Han Dolo: Haven't watched the video since I'm working but an ex girlfriend of mine has a friend who's neighbors with him and apparently he's a total dick. Like calling the cops over parking disputes and noise complaints of all things


I met him once after a show, and he was nothing but courteous and nice the whole time. Ended up talking with him for a while. Seemed like a real nice guy.

But... I didn't live next to him or anything, just met him the one time.
 
2021-01-20 4:32:52 PM  

NewportBarGuy: You forgot about the blood pool

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That's real elf blood...  that isn't cheap.
 
2021-01-20 4:37:26 PM  

CitizenReserveCorps: I'm impressed by his commitment to living like a 19 year old gutterpunk.


The inside view seemed too familiar. The really scary part is that this seems to be the way with most people I know who live that life: "I'm better read than thou and I hate God because I read a Dawkins book and he's bullshiat and not real anyway and I used to be really big into comics and Taz is KEWL and so frkkin' what if I live the shiathole life I saved money for a better VW/microphone/Racing Bicycle/tattoo."

... and they keep living exactly like this well into their 50's. I don't care how "cool" you are and how much confidence you exude, no piece of ass is going to put up with that shiat for a nanosecond, much less a woman of value. The inside of their homes and their cars is exactly the same: utterly trashed, stinky, and awful. It seems every bit as much a tell for mental illness and partial personality disorder as being a hoarder.
 
2021-01-20 4:40:18 PM  
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2021-01-20 4:59:32 PM  
Some of his work with the Misfits was alright.
 
2021-01-20 5:08:23 PM  
The house has been sold and he hasn't lived there in years. He lives in a very nice place that used to be owned by Lucille Ball.
 
2021-01-20 5:55:41 PM  
A lot of the Detroit punks back in, like, 1980, were big Misfits fans, and the Detroit shows (which I attended and enjoyed) were tons of fun. Glen seemed pretty normal around us. He seemed to like actually having fans; he claimed that the Misfits couldn't even get gigs in New Jersey. Their tours always seemed to start AND end in Detroit, and he told us that was because the Detroit shows were actually fun (unlike pretty much everywhere else).

Then in the summer of 1984 I would see him at east-coast comic cons occasionally. He worked for a dealer out of New Jersey (and was basically paid in "Good Girl" books that he collected). He was grumpier by then (and was eventually told he couldn't work the cons anymore after he beat up some people who harassed him).

We used to steal his mic during "20 Eyes in My Head" and yell "20 guys in my bed!" and he seemed amused. He seemed to think he could eventually have Jim Morrison's career at that point. We thought he was a riot, and were perplexed by the later bands. They were no fun.
 
2021-01-20 6:01:25 PM  

aaronx: A lot of the Detroit punks back in, like, 1980, were big Misfits fans, and the Detroit shows (which I attended and enjoyed) were tons of fun. Glen seemed pretty normal around us. He seemed to like actually having fans; he claimed that the Misfits couldn't even get gigs in New Jersey. Their tours always seemed to start AND end in Detroit, and he told us that was because the Detroit shows were actually fun (unlike pretty much everywhere else).

Then in the summer of 1984 I would see him at east-coast comic cons occasionally. He worked for a dealer out of New Jersey (and was basically paid in "Good Girl" books that he collected). He was grumpier by then (and was eventually told he couldn't work the cons anymore after he beat up some people who harassed him).

We used to steal his mic during "20 Eyes in My Head" and yell "20 guys in my bed!" and he seemed amused. He seemed to think he could eventually have Jim Morrison's career at that point. We thought he was a riot, and were perplexed by the later bands. They were no fun.


I was bummed they did not come back to Detroit on the reunion tour.  I was too young for his Misfits days.  I have seen him many times solo.  Always a good time.
 
2021-01-20 6:14:41 PM  
Outside of Mother, I wasn't a big Danzig fan but he brought back Frazetta characters and some of my favorite artists to paint them for his comic line. Many were really pretty good, comic-wise, but I think I still have some of the Bisley Jaguar God and Death Dealer tshirts in a box somewhere.
 
2021-01-20 6:21:16 PM  
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/ I love his work with the Misfits
// The first four Danzig albums are pretty good.
/// Woah-oh-oh-oh-yeah
 
2021-01-20 6:55:50 PM  

Han Dolo: Haven't watched the video since I'm working but an ex girlfriend of mine has a friend who's neighbors with him and apparently he's a total dick. Like calling the cops over parking disputes and noise complaints of all things


Maybe she should have been a better neighbor.
 
2021-01-20 7:10:37 PM  
I mean, how can you say Danzig without bringing out Beavis and Butthead?

Beavis and Butt-Head - Do 'Danzig - Mother '93'
Youtube kKJ6oQVSBrg
 
2021-01-20 7:29:58 PM  

NewportBarGuy: You forgot about the blood pool

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"I cannot live with that guy any more.  He's so frightening, he's so annoying, and he doesn't wear a shirt!"
 
2021-01-20 8:14:44 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: He ain't no goddamnsunuvabiatch.

You better think about it baby.


But he also killed a baby today.

Didn't matter much to him, either...
 
2021-01-20 8:20:55 PM  
A good friend used to call him Giznad.
 
2021-01-20 10:22:01 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: The Googles Do Nothing: He ain't no goddamnsunuvabiatch.

You better think about it baby.

But he also killed a baby today.

Didn't matter much to him, either...


Hetfield won't play that tune anymore.
 
2021-01-20 10:23:15 PM  

devilskware: The house has been sold and he hasn't lived there in years. He lives in a very nice place that used to be owned by Lucille Ball.


Was it her 1969 Chevy Impala station wagon or the Volvo 240 sedan?
 
2021-01-20 10:27:17 PM  
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2021-01-20 10:43:19 PM  

darch: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: The Googles Do Nothing: He ain't no goddamnsunuvabiatch.

You better think about it baby.

But he also killed a baby today.

Didn't matter much to him, either...

Hetfield won't play that tune anymore.


He's scared of that GEnie of Death.

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2021-01-21 1:44:41 AM  
Looks like I'm late to the Danzig party, but I'll just leave this right here...

Holy hell, Glenn Danzig might've just made The Room of horror anthologies
 
2021-01-21 4:28:14 AM  

djfitz: Looks like I'm late to the Danzig party, but I'll just leave this right here...

Holy hell, Glenn Danzig might've just made The Room of horror anthologies


Yeah I know people hate these guys, but they did a review on it:

Half in the Bag: Verotika
Youtube tKmMRSTUeAs
 
2021-01-21 9:20:25 AM  
I remember there being an interview in the 90s (may have been SPIN) where he was talking about his love of strip clubs. A letter to the editor a few months later asked why he would need to go to them when he could look at his own tits in the mirror. I still laugh about that sometimes.

/GIMME BLACK SUMMAH... OOF!
 
2021-01-21 9:51:10 AM  

Raktastic: djfitz: Looks like I'm late to the Danzig party, but I'll just leave this right here...

Holy hell, Glenn Danzig might've just made The Room of horror anthologies

Yeah I know people hate these guys, but they did a review on it:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/tKmMRSTU​eAs]


I love those guys: Funny, meta, know their shiat about films.
 
2021-01-21 10:34:38 AM  

darch: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: The Googles Do Nothing: He ain't no goddamnsunuvabiatch.

You better think about it baby.

But he also killed a baby today.

Didn't matter much to him, either...

Hetfield won't play that tune anymore.


I suppose at a certain point you just have to recognize you can't sing about killing babies and raping moms anymore.  I mean, I love the song and am fortunate enough to have seen Metallica do it live, but I get stopping at some point.  We all turn into adults eventually.
 
2021-01-21 11:01:09 AM  

Sir Digby: darch: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: The Googles Do Nothing: He ain't no goddamnsunuvabiatch.

You better think about it baby.

But he also killed a baby today.

Didn't matter much to him, either...

Hetfield won't play that tune anymore.

I suppose at a certain point you just have to recognize you can't sing about killing babies and raping moms anymore.  I mean, I love the song and am fortunate enough to have seen Metallica do it live, but I get stopping at some point.  We all turn into adults eventually.


You do realize who was President 2 days ago, right?
 
2021-01-21 11:45:04 AM  

Sir Digby: darch: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: The Googles Do Nothing: He ain't no goddamnsunuvabiatch.

You better think about it baby.

But he also killed a baby today.

Didn't matter much to him, either...

Hetfield won't play that tune anymore.

I suppose at a certain point you just have to recognize you can't sing about killing babies and raping moms anymore.  I mean, I love the song and am fortunate enough to have seen Metallica do it live, but I get stopping at some point.  We all turn into adults eventually.


I get it too... to a point. But he wont swear in concert anymore either. The man has been through a lot and I wish him well as he's always been a musical hero of mine, but the "Faith" tat, the hunting, the moving to Colorado... just puts my wind up and puts him into the "Born-Again Metal Musician" category and that shiat turns me right off.
 
2021-01-21 1:17:45 PM  
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2021-01-21 1:27:26 PM  
A Farker detonator posted this in a Danzig thread a few months back and it still makes me laugh every time I do it:

"Okay
Take your fists, and raise them over your head as high as you can reach. Then, bow your head down so you're looking at the ground.
That's Glen Danzig mowing the lawn."
 
2021-01-21 3:33:24 PM  
I just wanted to post this again because it is AWESOME!

Donzig - "Bad Mother"
Youtube H6_jBfoTLFQ
 
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